(Author's voice: On a sunny and cloudless noon, several cute and handsome teenagers are running in this harmonious and loving jungle.) Everything is so beautiful, everything is so full of positive energy. Behind that group of teenagers, there is a mature and handsome uncle next door chasing them while playing cosplay, they chase one by one, run in a group, and the laughter like silver bells is sprinkled all over this forest! "Bump" which grandson threw me with a brick! Get out! Ouch! Isn't this Brother Fan! What the wind is blowing you out! What are you doing with knives? It's not going to chop my hand, is it? Qi Fan: Left hand and right hand? Author: I was wrong, I was really wrong, my mouth should not be said and not said bald! Brother Fan, I was so wrong! Qi Fan: What should I do if I scribble in the future? Author: Chop hands! ）

"Oh my God! Uncle Qi came out to help! Seeing that he was about to run to the camp, Lao Song began to ask for help with a sharp voice, in fact, I think the university teacher is right, this grandson's voice is really a eunuch. Hearing Lao Song's cry for help, Dad rubbed his eyes in a daze and walked out of the tent: "What's wrong?" What a fart! Uncle, I'm sleeping! As soon as I heard my father say this, the four of us were about to burst into tears, and hurriedly raised our fingers and pointed behind and shouted, "Back back!" ”

"What's next?" Dad looked puzzled.

"Spider-Man!" Old Song looked panicked.

"Spider-Man, your uncle, do you think we're the United States?" Dad looked disdainful, opened his eyes and looked carefully outside and behind: "! It's Spider-Man! ”

When my father saw the human-faced spider chasing after us, his face turned white: "Where did you provoke this living grandfather?"

My father, when is this time to ask us this kind of question, hurry up to save your life is the last word! The third son and the fat man came out to take a look, and when they saw this big guy and the fat man, they were almost paralyzed on the ground in fright.

The fat man trembled and pointed at the human-faced spider: "I must not have woken up, absolutely!" As soon as the words fell, the fat man turned around with a smile on his face and prepared to go back to the tent to sleep.

"There's a lot to eat," the human-faced spider didn't pounce when it saw us stop, standing on the outside of the camp and smiling and spitting out spider silk from its mouth. Like snakes, these spider silks crawled up around the camp on the ground, and in a short time the camp was tightly encircled. Old Song had the courage to pull the spider silk and smiled: "It's amazing! It's almost a tightrope! "Hearing Lao Song's words, I almost didn't squat down and shoot him with a brick, my brother! Is this the time to boast about people's power?

Seeing this situation, Dad didn't dare to joke with us, and stared at the human-faced spider with a calm face: "It seems that this thing is not easy to deal with today, it has become an old man's face, and it is estimated that it will not be much useful to burn it." ”

As I said earlier, the longer the human-faced spider lives, the more powerful it becomes, and this grandson doesn't know how long he has lived in this fantasy world, and it is estimated that this thing is old and fine!

"Quack!" Little Dots jumped out of my pocket and onto the ground, pointed at the human-faced spider and screamed twice.

"Do you have a way?" I looked at it quizzically.

"Quack!" Xiao Budian shook his head.

"Get out." I looked calm.

Dad beckoned us to take the guy and prepare to with this grandson, and Dad took out a large handful of copper coins from his bag: "Although this grandson is not easy to deal with, but it can't stand up to our many people, I will trap it, you find a chance to kill this grandson directly!" ”

We all nodded when we heard Dad say this, and there was nothing else we could do.

"Eat" the spider silk of the human-faced spider surrounded the camp, forming a thick encirclement, seeing that we had no way to go, the human-faced spider smiled and slowly crawled over to us, I saw that this grandson was about to be arrogant to the sky, and without saying a word, I began to greet it in my heart, this old thing that is going to die and not live, if it weren't for the fact that I couldn't invite God here, I would have put you in a 1,800 pose! If we hadn't gone out to find food without a guy, we would have run? I've already beaten you with a brick!

"Money passes through the hands of 10,000 people, and there is a spirit in the copper, evil enters the mortal world, and money traps demons!" Dad took the copper coins and clasped his hands together and shouted in a low voice, and when he finished chanting the mantra, the copper coins in his hands flew towards the human-faced spider, and these copper coins formed a circle around the human-faced spider like the living ones.

"Ahh When the human-faced spider saw the copper coin, he didn't think much about it, and crawled towards us step by step, and when the spider's leg stepped on the copper coin, it was bounced back and let out a scream, and the copper coin that was stepped on was as if it was blackened by ink, turning from gold to black.

"Look! Hurry up and do it! This group can't trap the human-faced spider for long! Seeing that we didn't move, Dad hurriedly shouted.

As soon as we heard this, we didn't dare to delay, and every minute of more ink would be dangerous. The GI isn't afraid of the human-faced spider now, it can't get out anyway! Unceremoniously took out an assault rifle and began to shoot at the human-faced spider: "Call you arrogant!" Tell you to chase us! Lao Tzu will kill you today! Before he could finish speaking, there was a clatter.

"It seems" that Old Song wants to cry without tears.

"There are no bullets." The soldier smiled: "I didn't bring much ammunition this time, and now I'm running out." ”

My Uncle Bing! Why are you smiling so happily when you run out of bullets! Yes, we can only rely on this way, and sure enough, no one else can be relied on! I looked at the human-faced spider and began to wonder in my heart, this old thing should be considered a monster, right? Try it with charms? With the mentality of trying not to spend money, I took out a black evil talisman from the stack of rune paper in my hand and threw it over, why not throw more? Am I stupid? If it's useless, throw it away too much, and it's much more wasteful!

The human-faced spider was probably scared by the copper coin, so he only dared to look at us in the same place, and kept muttering: "Hungry" If you are hungry, you will go back to feeding! What are you doing to bully us! The rune paper fell lightly on the human-faced spider, and the human-faced spider flew out lightly, and I smiled lightly: "How many drawn rune papers do we still have?" ”

"It looks like there are a few hundred of them, and many of them are old stocks." Dad smiled.

Hearing this, our hearts were steady, and we generously threw all the rune paper in the bag towards the human-faced spider, and when we heard the screams of the human-faced spider, we were all satisfied. Do you really think we are the officials of the Ming Dynasty? How stupid would it be for you to kill us?

Suddenly, the screams of the human-faced spider stopped.

"Dad! This is a child seeker! Why did you come out on an expedition with this! "I looked at the talisman in my hand, and the tears came down all of a sudden, my father, come out to explore and find the baby, you have a fart with the begging charm!

"Oops! I accidentally brought the wrong one! Dad was surprised and said, "How could I bring the wrong one?" ”

Dad, can your expression not be so hypocritical when you lie? Fortunately, the human-faced spider is almost dead, and it is estimated that it will be a matter of one breath. We walked up to look at the human-faced spiders on the ground, and everyone smiled comfortably.