154 - Skeletons
"Brother Monkey, your uncle!"
I quickly covered my nose, but I stopped as soon as I scolded, otherwise the more I opened my mouth, the more farts I ate.
If I really answered my words, I walked forward for about ten minutes, and I saw that there was gradually some light at the front of the cave. It seemed to be a dim light, and then I saw a flutter out of the narrow hole, followed by the third brother, the white dragon, and the monkey brother, and I finally got out of the hole to see, good guys, on both sides of the sewer with murmuring dirty water, there were sofas, televisions, refrigerators, and a large chandelier hanging from above, and nails were nailed to the walls, and there were circles of wires hanging from directly above on the nails......
Where is this sewer, it's like a home.
We were all dumbfounded. He smiled and said: "Let everyone laugh, these things are stolen by me digging a hole, and it is convenient, above the sewer is a small furniture factory in the suburbs, and the household appliances are stolen from the factory director's dormitory, and there is a small supermarket next to it, this is not a fruit basket for you by the way today, but the fucking patient can put yourself in, buddy, I am also dead......"
After he finished speaking, he picked up a fruit knife from the coffee table next to the sofa, and said vaguely, "Who is the most energetic." Hurry up and help dismantle the sofa. ”
"Dismantling the couch? Why do you dismantle the sofa? ”
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry!"
Seeing that my voice was anxious when I spoke, everyone was not idle, and hurriedly did as he said. He tore up the leather sofa he had in the sewer, and then asked us to plug the torn leather sponge and wood into the hole we had drilled, and when it was full, she took out a lighter from the coffee table drawer and let us light it.
It wasn't until this time that everyone understood that it wanted to smoke back all the chasing soldiers of Tianzhu Mansion who were chasing along the cave.
I said in my heart that this thing really deserves to be a spirit beast that has escaped for more than a thousand years. What a trick!
Seeing the flames burning on the broken sofa, accompanied by a billowing smoke, the circles under her eyes turned red.
The third brother saw it and asked, "What's the matter, let the smoke go?" ”
"Fuck your uncle, I'm distressed!"
She wiped her eyes with her hooves and cried, "Damn, buddy finally set up a new home, because you ruined it again, what do you say I owe you?" It's not good to meet you? ”
Although she complained, she dropped another bunch of keys from the coffee table drawer, and then led us to the sewer exit. While walking, he said without looking back: "Let's go, I can't stay here anymore, I'll drive you for another ride......"
"What? Cart? Do you still drive? ”
"Why can't I drive? My buddy got a driver's license in 1950, but it wasn't a test, it was forged by someone......"
In response to our questioning, she was dismissive, and said with a cold snort: "The car belongs to the furniture factory, and I stole the furniture by the way when I stole it a few days ago......"
Talking and leading us out of the sewer, there was really a furniture factory not far away, and then she led us along the path for about ten minutes, into a small forest, where a car was parked, a broken gold cup.
She then threw the car key to the third brother with a shake of her head, and said arrogantly: "What's the matter, buddy stole a good car, right?" ”
Who knew that the third brother just pouted and said, "Hey, the owner of the furniture factory drove this broken car?" You can't steal a good one, what? ”
"There are a lot of good cars in that big area, but this car is loaded with a lot of people and is practical."
After speaking, she rushed into the car and lay comfortably in the back seat.
These words seem ordinary, but they make my heart warm when I hear them.
To be honest, it doesn't even have hands, just two sheep's hooves, how can it drive, it is estimated that the matter of having a driver's license is also bragging-b, but one thing I have been roughly able to confirm, its car, is obviously for us...... Macro Girl Blood.
After everyone got into the car, I smiled at him and said, "You, you've been thinking about saving us for a long time, aren't you?" ”
"Hehe, pony, you think too much, I don't want to have the slightest contact with the people of your Daomen, I will be annoyed when I see you, and I will save you?"
Yuan said with disdain: "I've thought about it, when it's confirmed that it's safe, we'll part ways, it's best not to see each other again in the future, after all, it's no good thing to meet you, but this car will be given to you, it's really broken, go back and steal a good ......one, buddy."
Don't look at the white hair on her face, she showed a slightly embarrassed expression when she spoke, it is estimated that if it weren't for the white hair, her face would have been red a long time ago.
This kid has even learned to be cool.
Yuan seemed to want to defuse the embarrassing atmosphere, patted her hooves and said: "By the way, there is a Yuxi under the car seat, which was stolen from the supermarket when stealing the car, and the brothers are welcome, they will smoke and light ......."
After a while, the third brother has driven us out of the distance, but was caught up by the people of Tianzhufu, we didn't dare to stop all the way, first from the suburbs to the outer ring, and then from the outer ring into the city, across the city was inevitably followed, the third brother went around in the alley, and then took us to the highway again, without waiting for me to remind, drove straight to the direction of Yongzhou......
Finding Xiaoru and rescuing Xiaoru is already the only wish of all of us.
We had to walk down the road along the way, because we couldn't afford to get on the highway at all, and several people didn't have a penny on them combined, and Mi didn't even steal a penny except for stealing a car and a few cigarettes, because it felt that it couldn't spend money even if it looked like it......
And we don't dare to keep taking the big road, inevitably Tianzhufu will find out where we are going, so after every section of the road, we will go around from the fork in the road to the trail for a while, so it will inevitably slow down the speed of travel, and when the sky is bright, we have just left the city for a hundred kilometers after a night of road, and what is even more sad is that the car did not wait to drive out of a wilderness road in the middle of nowhere, and heard the exhaust pipe behind the butt of the car. Puff two fart sounds, then the body shook a few times, stopped, this time, everyone in the car was stupid, the car ran out of gas at a critical time......
There was no choice but to get out of the car, looking forward, not the village, looking back, not the store, looking around is an overgrown wilderness, the wilderness is paved with a few fields every now and then, but there are no people at all.
Everyone was worried, the third brother, we could only sit on the side of the road and smoke, Bailong and Brother Monkey couldn't smoke, so they could only sit next to us and worry together, there was no other way at all.
The third brother was so angry that he kept glaring at him while smoking, and he lay next to him with a cigarette in his mouth and pretended not to see it, but the third brother couldn't help it, and his temper finally broke out-
"Hey, you're going to steal cars, you're going to steal cigarettes, aren't you going to steal a few more barrels of gasoline? Now we're all stuck in this place, what should we do? ”
"What can I do, there is no gas station next to the furniture factory."
She grinned impatiently and said, "Besides, why are you scolding me?" That car was stolen by my buddy at the risk of death, and I am kind to you, and you are doing this to me? ”
"Don't talk nonsense, you'd better give me a good idea anyway!"
The third brother grabbed the hair on his neck, pulled it up, and glared and shouted: "Otherwise, the four of us brothers will ride you to Yongzhou......"
Hearing this, I was almost scared and cried, and as soon as I got angry, I immediately began to curse us for having no conscience and being ungrateful, and scolded the third brother for a long time.
At the beginning, it was just scolding, but I didn't expect the angry third brother to suddenly soar a standard 'national scolding', and brought the mother, who didn't have a mother, but he didn't like to listen to it, so angry that he put his head on the stomach of the third brother, and one man and one beast crackled and beat into a ball......
Without waiting for us to pull it, we saw two people (beasts) who were scratching and rolling on the ground and rolled into a wheat field on the side of the road as soon as they grunted.
"Lao Tzu has long seen you unpleasantly, and today I have to stone you to death......"
As soon as the third brother said this, he raised his hand and was about to smash it, but we who rushed into the field to pull the fight were stunned......
Because what the third brother was holding in his hand was not a stone at all, but a skull with fragments of flesh and blood sticking to it......