Chapter 138: Elves
"Why did you come to attack the elves?" Ah Xuan asked Rose, and Rose replied as a matter of course: "Of course it's foraging, or if I come all the way across half the empire to play with a few bugs, am I sick?" ”
Rose's contemptuous tone suddenly made a circle of elves glaring at him, if it weren't for the fact that the sword of Yan Long's body was not injured, and they themselves used up their own magic power, I am afraid that they would definitely use magic to paste Yan Long's face.
"The whole world...... Well, as far as I know of my world, only humans don't kill for food, they kill other species, and even their own people for all sorts of strange reasons. We Yanlong are not as stupid as humans, except for foraging, why do I have to spend so much effort to play with the elves for Mao? You've seen my flames, too, and the elf's small body, without the defense of a magic shield, burned me in three or two, and I took great pains to set the forest on fire in order to have a good meal, and then roasted it with a charcoal fire! ”
"Let me tell you, the elves taste the best of all the food I've ever eaten! The meat is tender and juicy, with a strange aroma that other races don't have at all, and it's filling! Eating a hundred people is not as good as an elf! Speaking of this, Rose swallowed his saliva, a loud sound that could be heard throughout the village, and Ah Xuan saw that the bodies of some timid elves suddenly chilled, and the house swallowed their bodies at that time.
Then its tone was on the other side, and it said: "Although there are many human beings, the quality is not up to par, and there is a risk of diarrhea." You don't know, humans are just a little bit better than orcs, and the aristocracy may be okay, but the vast majority of humans are dirty, and they often suffer from malnutrition and low quality of meat, not to mention that they always don't bathe. Unless you go to the beach and drink seawater. The flames that spew out the sea are salty, so that the smell of humans can be masked with a heavy taste. But I have a light taste and can't stand the salty taste, I like the all-natural original barbecue. ”
Ross shares his food experience with Ash, judging the various races, and the elves on the side learn that a big reason they are listed as food is because they like to be clean. Diligent in bathing, the faces of the elves in a circle are unpredictable. Maybe when the pig has wisdom, it will be able to empathize with the elf's state of mind at the moment.
The social development of this world is too backward, and it seems that just like in the Middle Ages, bathing was enjoyed by the aristocracy...... Lei Lai also told Ah Xu that she had never taken a hot bath after living so much, and she experienced a hot bath for the first time in the villa built by the SOS group in those days. It made her look forward to the world where the SOS group is located.
"Don't believe you, try it too? The elves are really, really delicious, and you're guaranteed to eat them once and you'll never forget them. In the end, Ross also recommended it to Ah Xu.
Ah Xuan only heard a sound of Jin Ge, and the elves in a circle had picked up their weapons very nervously, but on the other side was their benefactor, and the elves with clear grievances didn't know whether to aim their weapons at their benefactors, so they hung in the air in embarrassment.
Rose's words were very sincere...... Ah Xuan could feel the foodie heart hidden in his body.
The rationale for it is also well-founded and convincing – it is a natural food chain, like a cat eating a mouse. You can't just forbid a cat to eat a mouse just because it's too cute, right?
Although the elves are not rats. It's just a metaphor for Ah Xu, but as a carnivore, it is natural for Yanlong to eat another species, and forcibly depriving an animal of its nature violates Rose's human rights...... No, it's dragon power!
But. There is no law related to Yanlong, so Yanlong's dragon power cannot be protected. And it belongs to the SOS group, and the words of spring are the laws of the world.
Haruhi rolled her eyes and thought of an interesting idea, she said, "That's it." Give you a fair fight, we don't interfere, you two fight, the winner is the king, the loser is the villain, natural selection. ”
It's fair, if the elf wins, he can take revenge, and if the elf loses, he will honestly be the ration of the dragon.
If Ah Xuan and the others hadn't come, they should have all been roasted by Yanlong, and now they would have had one more chance to choose.
The elves have a desire for revenge, but look at me and I look at you...... Their strength is too low, and if they really fight a fair duel, it won't be enough for Yanlong to squirt.
To put it bluntly, if it weren't for the SOS, they would never have been able to get revenge.
The village chief clenched his thin sword, glanced at his compatriots, and then stepped forward - although the elves like peace, they are not afraid of death, and he wants to use himself to show Yanlong the elves' determination to take revenge!
Fall him down, and thousands of elves will stand up!
Ah Xuan glanced at Kasuhi, and already understood what Haruga meant, and without waiting for the elf village chief to speak, Ah Xu made a suggestion: "Do you want to succeed in revenge?" Want to get stronger? Join us and we can give you one such opportunity! As long as you join our SOS group, we prohibit internal cannibalism, so from now on, Yanlong will no longer eat elves......"
"Dissent!" Rose, who was on the side, immediately shouted, trying to fight for his legal right to eat elves. As a foodie, if even your favorite food is forbidden, what is the point of living?
"Protests are not effective!" Kasuga unceremoniously rejected Yanlong, "Not only elves, but also humans...... Well, all the intelligent beings within the jurisdiction of the SOS group who can form a 'society' and produce civilization are intelligent. ”
Kasuga thought that he might encounter many more such inhuman races in the future, so he finally made a supplement.
When Rose heard this, this posture was clearly preparing to forcibly change himself from a carnivore to a herbivore!
Rose shook his tail and slapped the ground with a loud rumbling sound, as if it were a magnitude five or six earthquake, as a strong protest against the spring, it had abandoned its dignity and was willing to be a mount, and if its greatest hobby was deprived of it in the coming year, then it would have nothing to love, and it might as well die.
"Don't worry, the world is infinite, and we will definitely find better food with us, maybe we can meet the glowing cuisine, or the medicine king who can be drugged...... If you protest again, I will only buy you dog food in the future. ”
As soon as he heard Ah Xu's last threat, Rose immediately quieted down, but still whispered to Ah Xu, don't lie to it, and be sure to take it to eat food that is better than the elf.
"However, there is only one place to join our SOS group." Kasuga added that not everyone can join the official members of the SOS group.
The SOS group did give a big discount to the elves...... Speaking of joining the SOS group, the conditions are harsh and harsh, and the conditions are loose and relaxed, and for those who can't make Hasuga interested, the conditions are extremely harsh, and for those who are interested in Kasuga, the conditions are a matter of Kasuga's words.
The elves did not hesitate, and immediately agreed to this opportunity that could be met but not sought.
And the SOS group also gained another kind of mascot - elves. (To be continued......)