Chapter Twenty-Nine: A Seemingly Perfect Ending
What is the most vicious curse for Valentine's Day in the 21st century? I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters! Wen Xiaotian discovered for the first time that Yang Tiexin would also have such a powerful curse. It's just that Mu Nianci and Yang Kang are not brothers and sisters, so Wen Xiaotian doesn't care.
There is an Eastern Evil Yellow Medicine Master in this world, but there is one that is even more evil than the Eastern Evil, and that must only be Wen Xiaotian. Although Huang Yaoshi said that he despised etiquette, he would definitely not be able to do such a strange thing to let Mu Nianci marry Yang Kang.
Wen Xiaotian said: "Yang Tiexin, Yang Tiexin, Mu Nianci is your daughter, right?" ”
"Yes."
"Wan Yan Kang is Wan Yan Honglie's son, right?"
"Hmm...... No, that's my son. ”
"It's all over now, and I'm in charge just now."
“……”
Temporarily got rid of Yang Tiexin, Wen Xiaotian struck while the iron was hot, and said to Yang Kang: "That's it, now your two fathers have agreed, and your mother has also agreed, let's do this now." If there is any trouble in the back of the province, it will be difficult to clean up ......"
What else can Yang Kang say? He's still being pointed to by someone, okay?
"Yezi, come here to help."
Wen Xiaotian and Bai Yezi one by one, first put Yan Honglie, Bao Xiweak, and Yang Tiexin in the position of reading > novel ybdu. Then one person pressed Yang Kang and the other pressed Mu Nianci, ignoring the opinions of the two people at all, and with the singing of "one worship heaven and earth, two worship the high hall", they became two people.
After completing this difficult and somewhat arduous task, Wen Xiaotian wiped the sweat on his forehead that didn't exist at all, and said to Bai Yezi: "Okay, it's finally done." ”
At this time, Qiu Chuji and Ma Yu probably saw the excitement here and came over. They were originally looking for Ouyang Ke, but they tracked it all the way and found out that there was a situation here, come and take a look, good guy. Wanyan Honglie is here, Yang Tiexin is also there, Bao Xiqiao and Yang Kang are still there, what kind of god is this?
What was especially unexpected was that I saw Wen Xiaotian here.
"Wen Shaoxia, this ......"
According to the rules circulating in the rivers and lakes, it is natural to talk to the most powerful one. Wen Xiaotian said, the things here are simple, that is, a beautiful marriage has been fulfilled. In addition, it seems that Yang Kang and Guo Jing have a martial arts competition, and it is better for everyone to choose a day than to collide with the day, so let's solve it together today.
"This ......"
Qiu Chuji hesitated.
"What is there to hesitate about? It's better a day earlier than a day later, right? Yang Kang, this kid, learned Jiuyin White Bone Claw, Guo Jing, this kid learned Bajiquan with me, everyone is half a catty and eight taels, and now the comparison is just right. After another year and a half, Yang Kang, this kid, will have no hope of winning. ”
"What? Thou rebel, thou shalt ...... Say, who did you learn this kind of vicious kung fu with? Yes, in this world, apart from Mei Chaofeng, who else will have nine yin and white bone claws? Say, where is this witch? ”
"Okay, isn't it just a Nine Yin White Bone Claw, what's the big deal?"
"This Vicious Kung Fu ......"
"Vicious fart, if you don't learn martial arts to kill people, then you still learn Mao? It's good to learn the Five Birds Drama and practice the Huang Ting Jing directly, isn't it easier and happier than this? ”
"You ......"
"Pedantic."
For Qiu Chuji's defeated subordinates, Wen Xiaotian was not the slightest bit frightened. And now that the raw rice has been cooked into cooked rice, can he still turn out flowers with an old way? Ma Yu chose to conform to Wen Xiaotian's meaning because of Wang Chongyang's explanation.
How can I say that Wen Xiaotian can now be worthy of the world's number one master, right?
"This matter, let's do what Wen Shaoxia said."
Ma Yu pulled back Qiu Chuji, and Wang Chuyi also returned to his senior brother's side at this time and briefly explained the matter. Wen Xiaotian, this guy, is different from ordinary people in the rivers and lakes, if he changes someone, he will definitely not interrupt others and give people enough time to explain things clearly, and it is precisely because of Wen Xiaotian's character that Wang Chuyi can only be shortened.
Bai Yezi untied a yang finger on Yang Kang's body, Wen Xiaotian nodded at Yang Kang, and said: "Be careful when fighting, although that stupid boy is stupid, but I taught him boxing techniques, but he practiced very seriously." And the true internal strength of that body is also extraordinary......"
True internal strength?
Qiu Chuji and Wang Chuyi's eyes emitted four cold lights, and they shot towards Ma Yu.
Although Yin Zhiping has been to the desert and seen Guo Jing, Yin Zhiping definitely does not have the courage to teach Guo Jing Quanzhen internal skills. So the one who taught Guo Jing could only be Ma Yu, who was in charge.
Ma Yu coughed dryly, touched his nose with some embarrassment, and explained: "Although the Seven Monsters of Jiangnan have outstanding external skills, they can't understand the way of internal skills after all, so this competition is also a little unfair, so it's a ...... for brothers."
"Okay, let's talk a little later, let's compete first. Well, are you two ready? ”
"I, I'm ready."
Guo Jing said decisively.
"I'm fine too."
"Okay, I declare ......"
The accident happened at this time. I heard Ke Zhen's evil voice coming over in the distance, "Jing'er, is it you?" "In this wilderness, the sound is especially widespread. Now it is the time of silence again, although Guo Jing's voice is not too loud, but it still makes Ke Zhenwei hear.
Ke Zhenwei is a blind man, and the blind man's sense of hearing and smell is much stronger than that of ordinary people.
The six monsters of Jiangnan quickly swept towards here.
Han Xiaoying asked what the situation was here, and Qiu Chuji could only tell him what he knew. Guo Jing was stupid and explained for a long time, but he was also confused. Wen Xiaotian listened a little impatiently-is it better to compete now? Let's talk about it after everyone fights, can't you?
The six monsters and the three Taoist priests chatted enthusiastically together, and the atmosphere of the competition created by Wen Xiaotian disappeared all at once.
Mu Nianci, the new and tender little daughter-in-law, secretly looked at Yang Kang with her eyes, don't say it, this kid is still very handsome, especially when there is a smile on the corner of his mouth. Yang Kang also secretly took a look at Mu Nianci, and found that the more this woman looked at it, the more she looked at it, and she began to flirt.
Bai Yezi and Wen Xiaotian were observing this pair of new tenders.
Their current behavior is not surprising to the two of them. It's like when I was in high school, there were male and female classmates walking together, and everyone said they were in love, so the two really fell in love. The so-called public mouth is gold, life is like a strong fork, you can't resist, you can only enjoy it.
Yang Kang and Mu Nianci's raw rice became cooked rice, so what else is there to say? The prince Wan Yan Honglie was also looking at the little two. This infatuated prince doesn't care about his status at all, otherwise he wouldn't have brought Bao Xi back to be the princess. And look at Mu Nianci......
"Well, this daughter-in-law is not bad, she looks virtuous, and Kang'er will not always go out to mess around in the future......"
As a father, what is Yang Kang doing outside, can he not know?
Know, just ......
Well, I said that I was reluctant, and now that the child has finally grown up, it is gratifying.
The three Taoist priests and the six weirdos finally came to an end, and the six monsters in Jiangnan still affirmed Wen Xiaotian's proposal. Then he called Guo Jing over and gave him an order, Guo Jing opened the circle, hugged his fists and said: "Brother Yang, although today is your big day, but ...... But ......"
Yang Kang said: "If you want to fight, why do you say so much?" ”
"Okay, I'm still the referee, remember, except that you can't cut off your grandchildren, pick out your ears and poke your eyes, and you can't attack the vital points of your neck, feel free to ...... You can use all means, including deception, and in short, the last one standing today is the victor......"
The implication is that there must be one who can't stand up.
"Hiss......"
Hearing Wen Xiaotian's rules of the game, everyone's faces changed.
Ma Yu persuaded: "Everyone competes in martial arts, and the point is up, Wen Shaoxia, is your statement a little too much?" ”
Wen Xiaotian shook his head and said: "The so-called martial artist is fearless of life and death, otherwise, how much strength can he exert?" Don't worry about the safety of the two of you, you can't die with me. ”
Bao Xi's weak liver trembled, looked at Yang Tiexin, and then looked at Wen Xiaotian weakly.
This look is simply amazing.
Some women have the power to do what they want to do with their eyes just by looking at you, and they make you feel uncomfortable, and they make you do what they want. However, Wen Xiaotian didn't dare to respond to this look, although Bao Xiqiao is Yang Kang's mother, Ke is thirty or forty years old, in modern times, that real age like a wolf and a tiger.
And maybe it's a natural beauty, Bao Xi weak doesn't look old.
So......
What if the leaves are jealous?
Wen Xiaotian deeply remembered a wife scripture in his heart, that is, he could only think of Bai Yezi alone. So at this time, I can only apologize. Wen Xiaotian could only look at Bai Yezi, his eyes seducing...... No, eye contact. Bai Yezi glared at him and snorted very covertly.
"Sister-in-law, it's okay. If there is a small sky, let it be put in one hundred and eighty hearts. ”
The competition, after a long wait, is finally out.
Yang Kang and Guo Jing began to go around in circles, looking for flaws, and walked round and round.
"Wrap around what? The sun has set around it. If there was a war, the two of you would have been dragged out and your heads cut off. When the narrow road meets, the brave wins, what is a warrior? There is no fear of life and death in the heart, so if you start to match your heart and blood, you can exert great power. Breaking the shackles, an old woman can also become a superman. ”
Qiu Chu's machine is crooked: "Who is Superman?" ”
"It's a person who is beyond the ordinary. They can lift thousands of pounds with their bare hands, and they run faster than cheetahs, and they ...... It's all very perverted. ”
"Is there such a person in this world?"
"Yes! Such people are terrible, and it is best that you never meet them in your life. ”