I squinted my eyes at him, saw him smile, then turned my head, kissed me on the cheek, and said, "You've been snoring." Awesome.com"

"Liar."

"You wait." He let go, snuffed out his cigarette, turned around and went into the outer room, holding a tiny black device in his hand, and said as he picked it, "I knew you didn't admit it, so I kept the evidence." ”

I watched him open the "evidence", it was a very delicate recorder, it was of really good quality, the sound quality was clear enough to hear the rain clearly. Of course, the subtle snoring was also recorded.

I couldn't help but blush, and defended: "This is definitely not my ......"

Fanyin smiled evilly: "The courage to admit mistakes is a good child." ”

"I'm not a good boy."

"Bad boys admit their mistakes after being beaten." He proudly folded his arms and raised his chin.

Ay......

How can I snore?

It must have been because he smoked too much and let me inhale too much second-hand smoke, which caused my lungs to be bad, so he started snoring.

I actually used such advanced listening equipment to record my snoring, and I understood his intentions: "I'm sorry." ”

"Sorry for whom?"

"I'm sorry for you."

"Who am I?" He said as he sat down in his chair.

I sat down with him and said, "I'm sorry Mr. Fan." ”

He looked at it with a smile: "You have itchy skin." ”

"What's wrong?"

"Call my husband to listen." He tapped his fingers on the tabletop, and although his face was strained, he could see that he was in a good mood: "To say, husband, I'm sorry." ”

"My husband is Britney."

"Why isn't it a little sour?" He glanced at me, and a vicious signal came out of his face: "Scream, or I will hit you." ”

"Husband......"

He smiled contentedly, spread his arms and said, "Come here." ”

"What are you doing?"

I'll admit, I'm not used to it.

I always think that when he was kind to me, he was holding back some plan to rectify me, for example, he suddenly asked me how I was going to spend the ** festival, but he had to take me to Antarctica.

"Come—come." He lengthened his pitch and snorted discontentedly through his nose: "A little bold." ”

I used all my strength to get through.

He put his arms around my waist and pressed me to his lap, with his chin on my shoulder, and whispered, "Let's eat." ”

"Oh." I'm more nervous.

"I'm going to eat shrimp."

"Oh." There is only one drunken shrimp on the table, which is a cold dish made by putting live shrimp into high alcohol and getting drunk to death, and preparing it with seasonings. Because they are uncooked, they are almost cyan. This dish originated in Shaoxing and is still quite popular in my hometown. Everybody said it tasted good, but I always thought it was a little scary because I always thought they were just drunk and not dead.

I plucked up the courage to clip one, and thankfully, it was dead and not moving. Yu Guang saw that Fanyin had opened his mouth, which was really funny, like an eagle waiting to be fed.

I closed one eye, tried not to look at the shrimp, plucked its head, because it was a small shrimp, and I didn't need to peel it, so I put it in Fanyin's mouth.

He used his flexible mouth to sip out the shrimp meat, spit out the shell, licked the corners of his mouth, and said, "It tastes good." ”

"Oh."

He raised an eyebrow: "Don't taste it?" ”

"Don't."

"You don't eat shrimp in your hometown?"

"Eat." I said, "But I don't eat live." ”

"What does it mean to be dead?" He looked at him with disdain: "One more." ”

I clipped him another one and said, "If it's red, it's dead." ”

"It's red now, too." He sucked my finger as he took the shrimp in his mouth.

I turned to look at him and saw him squinting and grinning, revealing his teeth biting my fingers and licking my fingertips with his tongue.

There was a burst of heat on my face inexplicably, and I quickly pulled it out and continued this rather boring topic: "The current red is not really red, it is the red made of chili peppers." ”

"What does it mean to be really red?" When he said this, he suddenly slammed my face with his mouth: "Isn't that so?" ”

I craned my neck and looked at him suspiciously, "I have something to ask you." ”

"You're welcome."

"Can I ask you one thing?"

"Who am I?" He asked with a wicked smile as he reached into the belt of my dressing gown.

"Husband." It's obviously annoying to me, but he always emphasizes the matter of "husband", obviously in order to take advantage of Xiao Tiantian and can't get along.

"Together." He ordered: "One more." ”

While I was sandwiching shrimp, I said, "Husband, can I ask you something?" "That's it.

"What's the matter?" He opened his mouth when he finished speaking.

"Why are you ...... all of a sudden? Yikes! "This shrimp is still twisted!

My hand shook, I dropped my chopsticks, and instinctively turned around and wrapped my arms around his neck.

Fanyin is probably not afraid, and if he dares to eat, it proves that he is already at the top of the food chain. But he was also stunned for a moment, probably because I called him.

I didn't dare to turn my head again, I just felt that he patted me on the back, and for a while, his voice came from my ears: "Okay, don't shake, your husband has already eaten it." ”

Eaten?

Can he still eat?

I turned my head secretly, and he turned his face sharply, and the shrimp head in his mouth twisted wildly.

I quickly grabbed my head and buried my face in his shoulder again.

There was a wild laugh in my ears, and he patted me on the back: "It's just a shrimp head to tease you." ”

I decided never to probe again and didn't move.

"Even people have been killed, what is a little afraid of." He stroked my back, and his voice became soft: "Let go, strangle me and you will have to be widowed." ”

I let go. I felt a hand reach over my cheek and break my face.

"Yo, I'm crying. Gee. He smiled and despised me, pinched my nose with his fingers, and imitated the tone of a Taiwanese girl in an idol drama: "It's so scary, such a big one!" People are so scared! People are so frightened! Look, look, it's writhing around! ”

If I'm not mistaken, this is the second time he's imitated a woman. In all fairness, he's ...... It's pretty similar.

I glanced at the shrimp head on the table and asked, "You ate it?" ”

"Don't eat too much and waste more." He sneered: "Live shrimp are the freshest." ”

I couldn't help but shake and instinctively stay away from him.

"What do you mean by that?" His face sank.

"I think you're so capable." yes, I think he's terrible.

He raised the corner of his eye: "You haven't eaten human flesh?" ”

"Nope."

He immediately stuck out the tip of his tongue: "That's a dog biting me?" ”

"You actually kissed a dog?" My eyes widened in astonishment.

That's right, I'm not going to admit this, because he's a bastard logic.

He glanced at me with disdain: "One more." ”

"No, I don't dare to clip it."

He glanced at me with extreme disdain.

I don't dare to clip it if I stare at me, I don't dare to dare! I retracted my head back into his neck.

He didn't insist, he took the chopsticks himself, and said, "Speaking of this human flesh......"

"I'm not allowed to say it." He certainly didn't have good things to say.

"Compared to human flesh, other meat is like chewing wax. Fresh, fragrant, tender, ......and smooth," he said, touching my thigh with his hand: "That tastes, tsk......" He also smashed his mouth.

I couldn't help but snort: "Shut up! ”

"Moreover, human flesh cannot be roasted, it must be stewed. Men's food is not delicious, women's food is good, you want the kind of big eyes, white skin, black hair, thin and tall," he said here, and suddenly squeezed my leg fiercely: "The muscles are tight and elastic. ”

Hurt, scared, and angry, I opened my mouth and gnawed on his shoulder.

He turned his head: "Let go." ”

"Woo woo ......"

I want to say you shut up and I'll let go.

He understood, and didn't let me shut up at all: "If you let go, I'll shut up." ”

I let go.

"Actually, human flesh is ......"

I continued to gnaw.

"Alright." He is also fleshy, of course it hurts: "But you are too dictatorial like this, and your fantasies are not allowed." ”

I was relieved: "You haven't eaten it?" ”

He glared: "Am I crazy? ”

That's fine, scare me.

I sat down and said, "I thought you were sharing this experience." ”

"Don't worry." He stroked the red spot he pinched, and said with a smile, "I promise not to eat alone." ”

Today I suddenly found out that Fanyin is really not a person who can joke, Xiao Tiantian don't joke, I laughed at him, he didn't smile, just looked at me innocently, with a look of confusion.

It's not funny at all when this ** jokes......

The taste of the hot pot has been improved, and there are no chili peppers in it. Because I smoked my room like a chimney yesterday, I didn't close the patio door last night. The rain was so heavy that the room was freezing to death, and the hot pot in this situation was simply a panacea, and I was already sweating profusely after eating.

But even with the heavy rain, the streets of Las Vegas are still bustling. But I didn't want to go out, so Fanyin didn't even run away, and lay under the covers with me. I watched cartoons, and he complained next to him that he didn't watch the stars. changed to a romance movie, and he said that the man's spinelessness was a bad breed. changed to an action movie, and he said that this piece of nonsense was made up, how could there be such a killing.

I was so angry that I changed to a love action movie, and he immediately put on a carefully appreciative pose and watched it with relish.

Of course, it's pretty good.

I curled up under the covers and looked at it for a moment, when I suddenly felt a devil's claw reach out to my leg. Hurriedly caught it and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"What can I do?" He looked disdainful: "Warm your hands." ”

"I'm changing this because you're always yelling." I had to say it up front: "I didn't mean to hook you up." ”

"Don't worry." He took my hand and pulled it into the quilt: "Do you feel it?" ”

"What?" I want to pull my hand out.

"It's also fake." He grabbed my hand and put it on it.

"You still ...... fake"

"You haven't had it before you ran into it." He yawned, rolled over and pillowed on my lap, and said lazily, "But at least it's sincere." ”

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