Chapter 9: Before the War
"Let's say it first, don't seduce me, even if you seduce me, you won't take the bait, even if you take the bait, you won't kiss you, even if you kiss you, you won't touch you, even if you touch you, you won't" Old Song Yizheng shouted loudly,
"Obscene, shameless, and really obscene."
At the same time that Lao Song was about to say the discordant content, his father's face sank, and he opened his mouth to scold angrily to make Lao Song stop.
Damn, this old Song can't change the problem of poor mouth, but let's take a closer look,
Lao Song is not poor, but from the bottom of his heart, I didn't see that his saliva was about to flow,,
"Uncle is right, Old Song, you are so obscene." The fat man wiped his saliva and put on a serious appearance,
"Alas, it's really sad that we have such a lewd person as a brother"
I shook my head, and the sadness was self-evident, and after saying this, I realized that the rest of the people had said the same thing to me.
Six Fingers looked at me stunned, glanced at the others again, and silently lowered his head and said secretly in his heart: "He Yi, He Ren, you have been pure for most of your life, but now you are also obscene, how can you be worthy of Xiaoyu?"
The corners of the mouths of Mrs. Hu and the others twitched, and they turned their heads to look at their father: "Mr. Qi, when are we going to do it." ”
"Don't worry, my elegy in the desert can't trap them, let's see the situation first." The fat man whispered,
Just as the grandfather was about to continue to ask, the grandsons finally squeaked,
"A few good brothers, is it okay to let go of the slave family" Yuan Niangzi's charming voice came out slowly, and the temptation in her words made people feel numb,
Lao Song had goosebumps all over his body, raised his hand and scratched his arm and said, "Can you stop doing this, you are seducing me to commit a crime."
"Yes, the slave family just wants my brother to commit crimes against me" Yuan Niangzi said with a smile,
To tell the truth, Yuan Niangzi is worthy of being emotional, and she really took the word ** to the extreme.
Even the old Song of the Arhat inheritance is a little unbearable, let alone someone else,
Seeing this scene, Yuan Er's thunderous laughter suddenly sounded, and his tone was full of disdain: "People are like this, even if they cultivate the Tao and cultivate the Buddha, they still don't cultivate their minds, hahahahahaha,,。 ”
"Since they're all here, then they'll all die here today."
There was a loud shout, mixed with a wild laugh that shook the world for a long time, and then the giant hands made of yellow sand exploded into dust in the sky.
Yuan Er, who was dressed in a gray robe, slowly levitated into the air with the rest of the people, his figure flashed, and several grandsons arrived not far in front of us in the blink of an eye.
I can finally see their faces clearly
Among the few men, except for Yuan Er, the rest are gentle and elegant, but their expressions are not flattering.
The boss is at least two meters tall, burly to the extreme, like a gray iron tower, exuding a rolling violent atmosphere from the inside out.
The tiger's eyes are full of inexhaustible evil energy, and the corners of his mouth are staring at us with a cruel smile.
The old two yuan hate, the body is slightly thin, a head shorter than the boss, the expression remains unchanged through the ages, and they are all full of monstrous hatred.
It seems that we killed him and the whole family has an indissoluble hatred, and I can't wait to swallow us in one bite when I look at this look.
Old Sanyuan jealousy, a pair of Danfeng eyes flashed, constantly looking at a few of us, the look in his eyes I understand very well, everyone present also understands,
Jealousy, only jealousy has this look,
In fact, we are all very curious, what do we have to make him jealous,
Old Siyuan was greedy, rubbed his palms and licked his lips, his eyes stared at the military fairy sword in the soldier's hand, turned his head and continued to stare at the bottle of Anubis in the fat man's hand, and the greed was about to come out.
As for the old five-yuan lazy, I don't know why we can't be a little hostile to him
He didn't clean up the immortal family, nor did he attack Bai Yu's seniors, these two points let us eliminate a lot of hostility towards him, and his appearance
Chubby five short figures, small eyes half-open and half-closed as if they didn't wake up, the corners of the mouth are still a little unclean, and they keep yawning,
Standing behind Yuan Er and looking at us, he closed his eyes and continued to yawn, probably not far from falling asleep,
Except for the one that can't wake up, why are the others so similar to fat people?
Could it be that all the fat people in the world are carved out of a mold,
"The same kind" The fat man looked at Yuan Lazy excitedly, and his body trembled involuntarily,
Ahem, what, I'll continue to introduce you to the grandson opposite,
Old Liuyuanxu, just by looking at him, we all shivered together, it was too weird
The body is very thin, like a drug addict, just like playing with a face, one face a second,
The first second was Yuan Er's face, and the next second was the face of Third Master Hu
"A few good brothers, do you want to go to the jungle with the slave family to have a good time."
Seventh sister, Yuan Niangzi,
The red robe is extremely gorgeous, and the appearance is even more charming, the watery peach blossom eyes are almost overflowing, and the tall figure with that is really turbulent,
The willow waist is slender, which makes people want to hug it when they see it, and the amorous appearance makes us all stunned.
"Good sister, come on, let my brother have a good time first, dance and have fun." Old Song smiled fascinatedly, but his eyes were as silent as water,
Don't look at the old ** often looks like a hanger, but at a critical moment, he is a grandson who can be relied on.
"The slave family has been good at dancing with long sleeves since childhood, I don't know what my brother wants to see" Yuan Niangzi threw a wink at Lao Song, and the corners of her mouth lifted and smiled,
"Strip your vtease." Lao Song shouted with a righteous face, as if he was swearing on the rostrum, and his appearance was simply serious to the point of incredible,
Hearing this, Yuan Niangzi's expression immediately stiffened,
Hearing Lao Song ridicule Yuan Niangzi like this, we couldn't help laughing, and even Mrs. Hu San's eyes showed a slight smile,
It's really interesting that a female hooligan meets an even more hooligan,
"Haha, old Song, you're not afraid that Xiaoqian will go back and whip you." The fat man turned his head sideways and laughed in a low voice, the meaning of the threat was obvious,
"Tell me, what do you want to do?" Lao Song knew that what he said just now was not appropriate, so he let Xiao Qian know that he had to kill himself, so he could only pretend to be a grandson
"Hot pot restaurant, ten meals, let me order it." The fat man smiled lightly,
That's when the unexpected happened
"Hello, can you take me to dinner?"
The honest laughter suddenly sounded, and as soon as I heard the lazy voice, I knew that it was the voice of the Yuan lazy opposite,
Following the sound, Yuan Lao was looking at us expectantly with his saliva, and when he saw us looking at him, he grinned at us: "There's nothing delicious here, I haven't eaten anything delicious for a long time, can you take me to dinner." ”