Chapter 111: Old Man

After hearing Shen Han's words, all of us here became interested and looked at the fat dog sitting on the ground.

"Antiquities?" I asked curiously.

"Like." Shen Han looked at the bell tied around the dog's neck and shook his head: "But it shouldn't be." ”

"Xiaohan, the antiquities you are talking about are the bells hanging around its neck?" The blind boss put down the crab in his hand and asked with a smile: "What dynasty do you think it is?" ”

"This bell looks like an antiquity, but it's not a real antiquity" Shen Han said with a smile, pointing to the bell on the neck of the fat dog: "I have seen this kind of kui (kui second sound) pattern on the bell, most of them are seen on the bronzes of the Qin Dynasty, and there are also cloud patterns, there are also such things on the antiquities after the Qin Dynasty, but the number is relatively small."

Hearing Shen Han say this, I was stunned for a moment, and asked tentatively, "This thing can't really be a thing of the Qin Dynasty, right?" ”

"Impossible." Shen Han shook his head: "I was wrong just now, don't you believe it, look at it yourself, if this is something from the Qin Dynasty, is it possible to preserve it so well?" ”

Shen Han's words were not wrong, the bell tied around the neck of this fat dog was golden all over, and it looked shiny, very much like something artificially processed by modern times.

The patterns on the copper bell are very clear, and there are no rough processing marks at the corners.

In the middle of the copper bell, there is a concave carving of the word "戌".

(Note: 戌 reads the first sound of xu, one of the twelve earthly branches, belonging to the dog.) )

"If this copper bell is placed in the Qin Dynasty, it will definitely be used by people who are either rich or noble." Shen Han explained to us: "The higher the purity of copper, the closer it is to gold, plus the workmanship of this copper bell"

"Hey, if this is a real Qin Dynasty cultural relic, how much can it be sold for?" I asked curiously, and casually threw a half-gnawed shrimp crawler to the fat dog.

"I don't know, I haven't sold this kind of thing, I have to ask my brother specifically." Shen Han shrugged.

Hearing this, I didn't ask any more questions, and while feeding the dog with seafood scraps, I filled my stomach with something.

This dog is probably hungry and eats anything, but it is quite principled, and there must be meat on it for what it eats, and if there is less meat and no chewing, then this girl will never move her mouth.

"The person who raised this dog is quite elegant, and it makes a bell so retro." I picked up my glass, took a sip of a cold beer, and let the fat dog look at me pitifully, and I didn't bother to feed it again.

To put it mildly, this beast can eat more than the fat uncle, if it is fed, at least there will be another table of dishes, and the blind boss will have to strangle me to death at that time.

"By the way, Brother Yi, I almost forgot to ask you something." I put down the wine glass and asked the blind boss with a curious face: "This thing of the Ascending Immortal Array was laid out by Feng Youzi himself?" ”

"yes." The blind boss nodded.

"No one else to help him?" I asked again.

"This" the blind boss frowned: "There shouldn't be." ”

"And how did he get into the coffin?" I asked curiously, "Someone has to help him put on the coffin lid, right?" ”

My question is quite technical, and when the blind boss heard me ask him this, his expression couldn't help but freeze on his face, and then he thought about it for a long time.

At this time, Shen Han and the others couldn't help but be curious about the answer.

"I think so" the blind boss opened his mouth, his expression very solemn.

"Uh-huh?" We looked at him with wide eyes as if we were curious babies.

The fat dog who was squatting next to him didn't eat anymore, and looked up at the blind boss, his expression still bitter.

"There's got to be something inexplicable." The blind boss smiled and said, "He didn't write this on the coffin lid, you ask me, where do I know where to go?" ”

"Fuck, why are you so dignified?! I thought you knew the answer! I said angrily.

The blind boss picked up the cup, took a sip of wine, and said slowly: "As the boss, if I can't tell a reason, you guys must not underestimate me?" I have to be solemn when I think of this. ”

"By the way, brother, didn't I remember that things like the body are bad rules?" Heizi suddenly asked, his expression full of doubts: "Feng Youzi has arranged so many bodies in the pool, he is not afraid of being punished by God?" ”

"He is not even afraid of death, he is all about becoming an immortal, what kind of punishment are he afraid of?" The blind boss smiled bitterly: "He mentioned how these injustices were refined, it seems that they are all the souls of some enemies who let him be detained, and then you understand, right?" ”

When we heard this, we all nodded, and we didn't squeak.

Feng Youzi, this old guy is quite ruthless, although those are his enemies, but it seems that this girl is not good at stubble!

"Whew"

The fat dog whimpered, walked up to my feet, and patted my leg with his paws.

"Why are you so greedy?" I scolded angrily, and was about to say another word to it, when I saw this dog sitting on the ground pitifully, staring at me, looking aggrieved.

God knows how God could have made such a bitter-looking dog.

Really, looking at its bitter expression, I was embarrassed to scold it.

"Child, you look too ugly, if my brother doesn't feed you some food, I won't be able to bear it." With a sigh, I picked up an uneaten crab claw and threw it on the ground to feed it.

Then, I put the chopsticks down and said to the blind boss, "I'll go to the toilet, I'll come back soon, you eat first." ”

"Don't say such disgusting things on the table, you kid doesn't know how to change it." The blind boss looked at me with disdain: "Go to the bathroom, how nice are these four words?" Isn't it better than going to the toilet? ”

"Ouch, you're pretty classy." I laughed and cursed, didn't say anything, and hurriedly ran out of the private room, and asked the waiter about the location of the bathroom.

It's okay not to ask, but when I ask, my eggs hurt.

There is only one restroom in the entire hotel, just around the corner from the lobby on the first floor.

But now the toilet is unusable, it is said that there is a problem with the sewer, and it has not been repaired, if I don't mind going in and wading in the yellow soup, it doesn't matter if I use it.

In the end, the waiter recommended me the nearest public toilet, which solved my urgent need.

"Cool"

After coming out of the public toilet, I lit a cigarette and stood on the side of the road blowing the wind, feeling very comfortable.

The night breeze was cool that night, but it was a bit too cold for me in a t-shirt.

At first, I felt quite comfortable, but after a while, I was blown and shivered, and I originally planned to blow more night breeze to wake up and drink, but in this case, I could only go home.

Since this public toilet is not too close to the hotel, if you want to go back, you have to cross two roads, so at that time, I was half frozen to death while running.

I knew it would be so cold, so my grandson wore a T-shirt.

Just as I ran to the three-way intersection next to the hotel, I suddenly saw a familiar oh no, it should be a familiar dog.

That scene is really abrupt.

There must be something wrong with the street lights in this neighborhood, except for the one next to the pug, the rest of the street lights are not on, since I came out to go to the bathroom.

The fat dog just squatted motionless on the ground, staring at me intently, and I didn't know what he was looking at.

"Why did you get out?" With a puzzled face, I walked up to the fat dog, squatted down, and patted its head with my hand: "You're full, aren't you?" ”

The fat dog looked at me bitterly and nodded.

When I saw its reaction, I was dumbfounded.

"Ouch fuck! Can you still understand me!? I looked at the dog in surprise, and said that this dog is also peeing, and this IQ is about to catch up with the cat raised by the blind boss.

After hearing my words, the fat dog looked at me and nodded again.

If it was surprise to me before, it's horror now.

Fuck me.

"This dog has become a sperm!!"

I was about to stand up with a frightened face, but at that moment, something hit me on the top of my head, and I immediately crouched back in pain.

I kept gasping and grinning my head, and was about to look back to see what I had hit, when I heard the voice of an old man behind me.

"His mother's leg hurts."

An old man with gray hair clutching his chin and squatting on the ground was dying of pain, and when he saw me looking back at him, the old man immediately became angry.

"You little bastard don't have eyes?!"

"I have eyes in the back, but those eyes are not used to see things, are you okay?" I covered my head, and I wanted to lose my temper, but when I saw that it was an old man, I didn't have any tricks.

"You said Lao Tzu is okay!" The old man angrily asked me.