Chapter 11: How to Be a Father
No one knows why the hotpot adults have such a name.
However, shortly after the end of World War II, a cook in western Sichuan who retired from the army of His Royal Highness Ning due to injuries returned to his hometown, and was ready to name a new dish that he had learned from his military school - a new dish that is often boiled in pot soup and cooked and can be cooked and eaten at any time, and launched it to the society......
That night, he was beaten severely by unknown gangsters in a sack, and only in the face.
This heinous incident of beating and insulting a disabled veteran has aroused great indignation.
A few days later, when all the evidence pointed to someone, when someone was at home and confronted the police officers who came to the door, he was stunned and eloquent to explain that he had been watching Magic Vision at his home in the far north that night, and there was alibi evidence - everyone laughed and laughed.
Everyone knows that even if it is a murder that occurs in an alien plane, it is impossible for the hot pot lord to have an alibi.
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In the end, it was His Majesty who reluctantly issued an amnesty decree to Lord Hot Pot, and the matter was legally settled.
Of course, in people's minds, this matter has long since subsided since all the evidence pointed to the hot pot adult. Even the beaten cook did not complain, but enthusiastically changed the name of his hot pot to hot pot, and it became a big hit.
As for why. Because, everyone knows that although Lord Hot Pot didn't have much combat power at that time, without him in World War II, the mountains and seas of the human world would be very likely to ...... It was overturned.
This anecdote may give us some inspiration. Of course, I won't argue for that. I don't want to be put in a sack by unknown gangsters in the middle of the night, and my nose and face are bruised.
- "World War II Celebrity Anecdotes"
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A few days later.
Entrance to the temporary campsite.
"A large number of magic cores are purchased, 300 yuan each, Tong Suo is not bullied, and those with good quality can be interviewed. A large number of suppliers can also get the Great Demon Warrior Finger Advancement Cheats. Yes, you read that right, the genius demons, including Yang Linkai, Xiao Ledong and others, will guide you to the next level! Don't miss the opportunity and come again, demon warriors, are you excited? Then hurry up! β
Xiao Ledong stared at an advertisement posted on a big tree at the gate of the camp and read it word for word.
Then, with a strange face, he turned around and asked the sentry on duty: "I grass, there are advertising slogans in this place-what bastard is so boring that he dares to use his brother's name to swagger...... Do you allow him to post it too? Just don't care? Even if it's posted by those scholars, why don't you notify the head of the regiment, and tell me about the genius demon who needs to personally guide them to the tricks of promotion? β
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The sentry had a strange look on his face: "How dare we care...... This is what the general posted, well, I still have a thick dozen here. β
He had already helped out a large stack of advertising paper from his arms, and Xiao Ledong was already full of pain on his face.
"The general instructed me to post this first whenever I went to camp - there were already several Demon War brothers who had been promoted to the next level, taking a half-day bath to get rid of the smell of the medicine, and then went into the forest to do business."
Xiao Ledong was even more stunned when he heard this.
"Although it is said that we only need to guard the scientific expedition team and be done, although His Majesty also told us to practice more combat skills - but his head is funny, so boring? Buy magic cores to play with money? β
He muttered.
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"Because my son ......" A voice sounded faintly behind him, startling Xiao Ledong.
When I turned around, it was Shainin.
I saw that his eyes were red and bloodshot, and he didn't seem to wake up. In his arms was the same little beast he had picked up last timeβwell, his son, if he had brought it up.
"I said brother, it's like you fought three hundred rounds with countless demonic beasts or countless women last night, are you okay?" Xiao Ledong glanced Xie Ning up and down, with a look of crying and laughing on his face.
"I've got something, I think I'm going crazy......"
Xie Ning helplessly looked at the little beast that was playing with a little mouse in his arms - this little mouse was still when he held the little beast to see the scientific expedition group to study the space passage, the little beast looked at the little mouse very curious, and immediately cried and made trouble. He had to be cheeky and get it under the laughing and crying eyes of those scholars.
"The one in my arms, he is not my son, he is my ancestor." He said sadly.
"I have to eat five meals a day, and I only eat the most tender monster meat, and it must be the right temperature for me to set the fire and grill it myself. I have to sleep with a few demon cores every night, otherwise I'll be rolling around on my face all night, babbling and babbling. β
"During the day, I must hold it, otherwise I will roll on the ground and refuse to leave. If you see something curious, you have to take a bite or play with him, otherwise you will cry like that day. β
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When he said this, Xie Ning's tone softened, and he rubbed the little beast that was playing with the guinea pig.
Then, suddenly, as if remembering something, he continued to be indignant: "He is a thief in his development compared to our human infants. A few days ago, it was a baby tooth - that baby tooth was so sharp that it could bite through my fingers, not to mention. Yesterday I had my teeth replaced, and then I had my teeth grinding. β
"Grind your teeth, grind your teeth, and get up in the middle of the night to grind - I almost thought a ghost was coming."
"I managed to put him to sleep again, but when I woke up in the morning, I saw that my tent had been bitten hole. The feet near the hole are frozen, if it weren't for the Great Demon War, I would have to catch a cold - this is a son, this is clearly an ancestor. I've killed my father. β
Shainin cried with a sad face.
The frolicking little beast's face seemed to turn red, and it rubbed its furry head comfortingly into its father's arms, and played with the mice without heart.
Xiao Ledong was already holding his stomach and laughing wildly.
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"Hello Daddy. Well, we got it all for you that day. I, I'll go and get it for you when I get back. He said breathlessly.
Immediately, he asked suspiciously: "By the way, isn't your son just ...... His mother ......"
"He's not sensible yet. Although it develops strangely fast, I estimate that it is equivalent to the IQ of a few years old children at best. How old have you ever seen a child understand what that means? I cried and forgot about it, but I only knew it when I grew up. β
"What's more, his mother is also temporarily gone, and his father is by his side."
Seeing that the little beast seemed to look at him suspiciously, Xie Ning smiled and winked at Xiao Ledong, but said lightly.
"Understood. Indeed, although his mother is a little unhappy when he is not around, he will naturally come back to see him when he grows up. Xiao Ledong nodded understandingly.
The little beast looked at the two adults, and seemed to think that he had not heard anything famous, and played happily with the guinea pig.
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"By the way, what are you going to eat today? Or...... Let's have another hot pot you made for us that day? Speaking of which, I didn't expect Shainin that you still have a talent for culinary invention. He admired, his face already salivating.
"Don't mention that damn hot pot!" Xie Ning suddenly felt heartbroken: "I shouldn't have had a whim that day, in order to please him, I made him a hot pot." Now he's making trouble with me if he doesn't eat hot pot for a dayβ"
"Son, listen to me. I've decided, your nickname will be hot pot in the future! Anyway, you look like a puppy, if you are naughty, I will make you into a dog meat hot pot and eat it! β
Xie Ning suddenly lowered his head and threatened the little beast in his arms viciously.
The little beast that was playing with the guinea pig suddenly stirred up, but it was saliva that rubbed against Shainin. He lifted the struggling mouse with his paws and sent it to Shainin, babbling and wagging his short little tail, looking like a pug.
Xiao Ledong couldn't help but laugh wildly.
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"Academician, we expect to be able to complete the data collection of this space channel tonight."
In the big tent in the center, a researcher hurriedly walked over and reported to Academician Qian, who was thinking about something.
"Well, that's good, after the collection is completed, you are ready to pack up your things, I will go and inform His Highness Ning that you will prepare to pull out the camp tomorrow." We are left with one last subject to investigate - what is strange about the Far North Magic Field and the Far North Depths. Academician Qian's face was full of joy.
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When Academician Qian found Shaining, she was immediately ...... Well, the depths of the Far North are weird.
Shainin was playing with the dog - that's just his name. In fact, this highness has been teased by dogs.
In the past few days, in addition to meditating and cultivating and exercising his magic skills, he has been tired of being with this little puppy he called a little hot pot all day long, even if he is inspecting defense and assisting in scientific research.
I don't know where he suddenly got the puppy, it's so smart not to mention, it's cute, it's cute, and it's really not a cover to toss people. However, this highness still treats it as a treasure, cautiously, and obediently.
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Sometimes, when the little beast is unreasonable and splashing and rolling, others can't stand it, but as long as it cries, His Highness will look deep, sigh and follow its heart.
It was as if he was holding his own son in his arms - and even often heard him hold it, and his son screamed.
God, when did big men have pet obsessives too? Moreover, even if you have a special hobby, even if you are raising a son, you don't raise it like this, right?
Academician Qian stared at Xie Ning, who was playing with the puppy, and secretly sneered.
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"Your Highness, our data has been collected, and we can move forward tomorrow." She took a few steps forward and reminded softly.
"Huh? Oh good. Xie Ning raised his head and saw that Academician Qian was staring at him burningly, and a trace of embarrassment suddenly appeared on his face, he sneered and nodded.
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