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As my cultivation deepened, those ordinary injustices in the mountains were far from satisfying me, and the only ones who could pose a 100% threat to me were these three fatal Dead Ancestors.

But I have to say, although I knew that I would meet them one day, but these grandsons came to the door coldly, and this is also sudden?!!

"A few masters, I haven't seen you for so long, Xiao Yuan Yuan wants to kill you!" I nodded and smiled at these old guys, that set of demeanor and movements, it is no longer enough to describe the three words of dog legs.

It is no exaggeration to say that if the ancestor has a spirit in the sky and sees me nodding and flattering a few wrongs like this, then the ancestor will definitely be 100% deceitful of the corpse, and if the corpse is raised, he will have to kill me and sacrifice to the sky.

"I haven't seen you in months, how did you become like this?"

Mang Chitose frowned, it seemed that he still couldn't get used to me, and he didn't save face for me in or out of his words: "Why are your bones getting softer and softer?" ”

"My bones are very hard, but I can't help it, I admire your seniors so much, so in front of you, my bones can't be hard." I scoffed.

In fact, there is a certain reason why I am so flattering to them.

As the saying goes, two fists are hard to beat four hands, let alone six hands!

Let me fight with the three of them once without being able to do so, and I don't have to think about the result, I will be beaten without discussion.

Not to mention fighting with the three of them at the same time, if you call out any one, you can abuse me in more than 600 ways.

Unless I disregard my own longevity and try my best to play with them with my hole cards, there is still some hope of victory.

But let me do that, is it possible?

I folded it for five years in Qiqihar, and I folded it for another ten years in order to plant this flesh array.

Fifteen years, that's it!

If you put this on others, I'm afraid that others won't even be able to sleep well, after all, the mentality that it doesn't matter if you have a long life span like me is not something that ordinary people can have.

But no matter how long I live, it won't be able to resist my foolishness.

I'm not stupid, I'm desperate for my life, and I'm afraid of death.

So........

"Why are you thinking about going up the mountain today?" I asked with a smile.

Mang Chitose glanced at me with a look of contempt in his eyes, and did not answer my question, but ignored me directly.

The real man laughed and asked me, "Guess what we came here for?" ”

"You must have missed me." I clapped my palm, looked at it very seriously, and said, "If you don't see each other for a day, it's like three autumns, not to mention that we haven't seen each other for a few months?" ”

Hearing my answer, the evil man opened his mouth and stopped talking.

In the end, the evil lama couldn't help but explain.

"We're not here to deal with you."

When the evil lamas said this, I happened to be handing them cigarettes.

As soon as I heard this answer, I took my hand back and hung aside the mang Chitose who had reached out and was about to catch a cigarette.

"That's right." I laughed and said, "So what are you doing here?" ”

"Drink." The evil lama said, very calm, not at all feeling that he had broken his vows by drinking.

At this time, I couldn't help but think of Master Luo Neng Jueluo, who had met me at the beginning, and the old monk seemed to be a vegetarian and a vegetarian, eating both meat and drinking, and not taking Buddhist precepts seriously at all.

Since even a living monk doesn't take the precepts in his eyes, let alone this dead monk.

"Drinking?" I was a little curious: "Why did you suddenly think about drinking?" ”

"What Fang Xiaogui said, let's hurry over and take advantage of the past few days to have a good drink." The evil man smacked his lips, and there was a taste of schadenfreude in his tone: "You kid better give the cigarette to the big worm, if you tease it again, this grandson will go crazy." ”

When the evil real person said this, I couldn't react, I only felt that my eyes were dark, and Mang Chitose rushed behind me in an instant.

One hand strangled my neck, the other clenched into a fist, and kept drilling at the back of my head.

How much it hurts, the standard life is better than death.

"It hurts, it hurts!! Hurry up!! I bared my teeth and shouted, "Let's not play like this!" Because of a cigarette you're going to clean me up?!! Our feelings don't stop there!! I'm going to be sad!! ”

"Do we have feelings?" Mang Chitose sneered, unmoved: "Don't be close to me." ”

"Let's stay together for a few days, the relationship, it's the kind that heats up quickly." I sneered: "If you don't fight, you won't make a deal, and when it's over, we'll naturally hand it over." ”

"What? Delivery. Worthy? ”

At this time, Fang Shiliang's voice suddenly sounded, and I saw this grandson holding a cigarette bare-chested, lazily opening the door, and didn't seem to feel cold at all.

The moment Mang Chitose saw him, he coughed without thinking about it, and spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm.

I suspect that its habit of spitting was taught by Fang Shiliang, it's so the same.

"Whoosh!"

With a sound of breaking the air, the black thick phlegm rushed straight to Fang Shiliang's head, but in the end he still failed to hit Fang Shiliang, the grandson tilted his head and dodged it easily.

After being dodged by him, the thick phlegm seemed to touch the flames, and with the sound of sizzling, it evaporated almost in the blink of an eye.

I didn't smell anything at the time, but I still felt a little nauseous.

"Can you be a little more virtuous?" Fang Shiliang was so angry that he stomped his feet: "Don't spit outside?" Can you have a face??? ”

I think that the most shameless person in the world should be Fang Shiliang.

This grandson actually has the face to say these things?! I'm really not afraid of being struck by lightning!!

"Why does your mouth stink so much?" Mang Chitose frowned, pushed me away, patted his suit, and stood up straight to look at him: "Can you speak?" ”

"Hey, isn't that kidding you?" Fang Shiliang laughed and said, "Come in, I'm worried that no one will play poker with me, it's been a long time since I've played this thing.........

I was a little confused, and I said what does this mean?

This morning, he said that he would clean me up and let those wrongs educate me well, but until now, I haven't seen half of the shadows of injustice.

The evil lama said that they are not here to deal with me, so my opponent should be someone else.

"Where's my opponent, old ghost?" I turned my head and looked at Fang Shiliang with a confused face.

"Huh? Opponents? Fang Shiliang scratched his head, then put his hand into his pants pocket, fumbled for a while, and took out a brand new deck of playing cards.

He pointed to me, and then to the playing cards in his hand.

"Your opponent, this is it."

"Holy shit." I was stunned, then quickly frowned, and asked him with a puzzled expression: "Did you drink too much wine last night and didn't wake up?" ”

Fang Shiliang raised his leg and kicked me, and said angrily: "Can you still get me drunk with that little wine yesterday?" Can you not look down on me so much? ”

"So what the hell are you trying to do?" I couldn't figure it out.

"Play."

Fang Shiliang scolded and said, "You haven't had a day off in the past few months, and at this time, it's time to give you a vacation." ”

"Oops, fuck! Old ghost, you have a long conscience!! I was so excited that I was about to cry, I reached out and pinched Fang Shiliang's shoulder, and kept shaking his body: "Do you know how bitter Lao Tzu has been in the past few months?!" I've never even slept in!! ”

"Don't shake the dog." Fang Shiliang said angrily: "If you shake Lao Tzu again, I will throw you in the snow and bury you!" ”

"Can you not threaten me?" I looked at him helplessly.

Fang Shiliang didn't speak, broke my hand holding his shoulder, and said to me with a hippie smile: "Who told you to have itchy skin?" Don't you love it? ”

As soon as the words fell, Fang Shiliang turned around and walked towards the house with the evil people.

"Today is Chinese New Year's Eve, you have a good rest, let's get some delicious food later, and have a good year."

"What?" I was stunned.

"You don't know it's the New Year?" Fang Shiliang turned his head and looked at me in surprise.

"Aren't you talking nonsense!! Every day, I either survive or escape!! It's a mess!! Where do I know it's Chinese New Year's Eve?! ”

Fang Shiliang smiled, didn't say anything, took out a mobile phone from his pocket and threw it into my hand.

"Happy New Year."

After speaking, Fang Shiliang yawned, turned his face back, and smiled without looking back.

"Give your family a call, they should miss you."

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