Among Zhang Xiaoyu's sworn friends, Jia Dadiao, who is interested in West Law!!

Jia Dadiao's classmate, there is a pair of twin brothers, but Dadiao's classmate, he is a cute girl, and he is an out-and-out sister. Jia Dadiao did a beautiful job, turning his younger brothers into pseudo-mothers and sisters, and uploading photos of pseudo-motherly brothers to the social forum of "Such a cute girl must be a boy".

The wise words of Dadiao classmates are: As long as he is beautiful, even if he is a friend, I want to make him a sister.

Zhang Xiaoyu always felt that Jia Dadiao's eyes were strange when he looked at him, because Xiaoyu had a baby face, and if he could be transformed by the skillful hands of Dadiao, the pseudo-Nianghua Cheng Dù must be very high. It is precisely because of this purpose that Jia Dadiao approached Zhang Xiaoyu, when the Dadiao classmates learned that Zhang Xiaoyu actually had a real sister, a real sister, Jia Dadiao's desire to transform Zhang Xiaoyu was stronger, think about it, sister flowers, Zhang Xiaoyu and Zhang Xiaohong If they are sisters, what a great scene. Jia Dadiao has seen Zhang Xiaohong and has a good impression of Zhang Xiaohong.

Yang Xiaobai is only interested in girls. Interested in pseudo-loli?

Sifa swept Jia Dadiao with a contemptuous look. "I actually used it. Looking at people with flowing eyes, what do you want to do? ”

"The character is terrible, this is the cute point. I like it. ”

Jia Dadiao's eyes were shining, and he seemed to have found a treasure.

What Zhang Xiaoyu didn't understand was that he was making a lot of fun with his seniors. After the roaring seniors spoke, they always said: Roar, my heart belongs to Xiaoxue, I don't melt Xiaoxue's frozen heart, I will never give up.

Shangguan Xue is not here, here is Xifa, Xifa, it's Zhengtai, look at him now tender, white and transparent, sweet and beautiful, he will sooner or later become a young man, an uncle, an old grandfather. It's a gentleman, Sifa is a gentleman who has not yet been cheerful! Roar senior, why are you staring at Sifa with a treacherous gaze?

Zhang Xiaoyu wondered if he was too careful.

But when he saw the roaring senior, he shyly introduced himself to Xifa: "Roar, I am the roaring senior, everyone calls me that, and I am used to listening to it." Can I call you Brother Xifa? ”

"Call me Sister Xifa."

"Roar, it's no problem to say, Sister Xifa!"

The roaring senior is the joy.

Zhang Xiaoyu was dumbfounded. TM is Xifa, Xifa, not a junior, it's a junior, no, no, Sifa and Zhang Xiaoyu are at the same level, both are second-grade men.

Jia Dadiao is also in the same class as Zhang Xiaoyu, Dadiao rubbed his hands, and said to Xifa with a smile: "Sister Xifa, do you have time now, can we exchange feelings, talk about life, and talk about the future." ”

Yang Xiaobai scoffed, big eagle, look at your monkey chatting in a hurry, Xifa is Zhengtai, don't be fooled by his cute Lori appearance.

Zhang Xiaoyu hoped that Jia Dadiao could take Xifa away. A certain rain is not very good at dealing with Zhengtai like Xifa. Sister, Duoduo's sister, Zhang Xiaoyu's favorite big sister.

Xifa didn't bother with Jia Da Eagle. He was also very cold to the Roaring Senior, and ignored Yang Xiaobai by the way. A group of strange men around Xifa, who can look at Xifa with a few straight eyes, is Zhang Xiaoyu, of course, there are more disdainful eyes among them, who made Zhang Xiaoyu forget Xifa and forget the pure friendship between them.

Zhang Xiaoyu left, and Xifa followed Zhang Xiaoyu away.

Roaring senior Ta pulled his sandals and followed casually, looking familiar.

Jia Dadiao, naturally will not give up the beautiful pseudo-Zhengtai, and transform it into a cute girl, think about it, Dadiao classmates feel that life is really beautiful, and the girl is amazing.

Cry.

Who is wailing.

The mournful wailing was so loud and so poignant.

It's a man wailing.

The men of Shengji School Park,Accustomed to it,Shengji School Park,This kind of thing is too common,Men exchange feelings,Properly display the pectoralis major muscles,There's nothing wrong with it.,Nothing doesn't take off.。 Muscles are the symbol of a man, and they are the embodiment of majestic domineering.

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"No, I can't sleep."

The blonde got up from her bed.

If you don't get used to it, it's hard to change people's habits.

The blonde took off her pajamas as fast as she could, and there was a hideous and ugly scar underneath the pajamas, from her collarbone to her navel. What a woman should have, she has it, boobs, ass, forehead, blonde woman for her bed actual combat skills yet, just know the theoretical knowledge, never practiced. Because most of her life is occupied by investigations, crusades, and dealing with emergencies, and the men around her are either the old ones have shrunk away, or they are magicians like madmen, and they have no time to deal with the affairs of men and women. The blonde woman, who was also ridiculed by the women in her companions, called her a 10,000-year-old iron. Place. Woman.

The blonde woman looked at herself in the long vanity mirror.

The chest is full and the grains are bright red. It would be better if you ignored the scar that crossed the mountain.

"Why don't there be good men who take the initiative to approach me, and I don't want to be that 10,000-year-old iron. Place. Woman. If it really doesn't work, go to the street and tie up a few men who look more pleasing to the eye, and everyone can play casually, and it will also end my misfortune. ”

The blonde woman can't figure out why everyone, especially men, shy away from her. Regard it as a flood beast and a man.

The blonde smirks in the mirror and sells cuteness. "Meow~~~~"

Ahh The blonde couldn't stand the soft collapse in the mirror. Meow a drop, it's so boring, it's boring. The blonde held her head and shook it.

"Why am I so bored that I want to punch someone?"

The blonde woman drooped her head weakly, and the strand of silver hair that was dyed was as wilted as her master.

"Oh, by the way, didn't I catch a funny little thing?"

The blonde remembered the little devil she had stuffed into the sealed bottle.

There is no choice but to release the little devil, the scales on his body are very hard, and they can be broken off one by one, which can pass a lot of time. The blonde woman walked lazily towards the big bed, and on the bedside table, there was a black and simple bottle, and the bottle had the seal of the witch, and it was the little devil that was sealed inside.

The blonde woman untied the seal, and the little devil's head worked hard to get out, but it was suffocated, it was too narrow inside, too inhumane, who invented this kind of magic bottle, the little devil wanted to protest, two fingers were inserted, blind, the little devil's eyes were blind. The blonde didn't want the little devil to see her unclothed fruit.

The little devil who screamed, ignoring the dignity that he had been reluctant to give up not long ago, pleaded: "Girl, girl, don't play with my body anymore, my eyes, my eyes will really be blind." ”

"It's okay, in a few hours, this little injury will heal."

Blonde said.

She's very bland, and it's not her eyes that poke anyway.

The little devil has no right to protest, and the freak, who even the devil looks down on, gritted his teeth and swallowed it himself.

There was only one huge head howling on the Sealing Bottle, which was also uncommon. The blonde woman has no hobby of torturing the little devils, and according to the standardized process, she will overtake the little devils on the spot, so that they will die in vain.

A small place is a small place, and the little devils in a small place are so uninteresting, and the blonde flicked the little devil's skull with her fingers.

"Stop yelling and say something that makes me happy. Or I'll pluck your scales off. ”

"Girl, what do you want to hear?"

Little devil viciously curses blonde, fun and happy thing? The little devil himself was born in the heart of a dying man, and every day he saw either a baby with feces and urine or a cold dead body, and was finally taken away by Dr. G, in addition to countless hoses, cables of various colors, as well as knives, saws, axes, hammers, etc. The little devil couldn't sum up what was happy with his little experience.

Super troublesome, human.

Because it's boring, you will do more boring things.

Perhaps, this is what little devils and people have in common.