037 - Your dad is a sheep

I showed the bookmark to Xiaoru and asked her: Xiaoru, what does this mean? Yang Daoye usually practices calligraphy?

Xiao Ru immediately frowned after reading it and said: My second uncle can be regarded as an uncertain prophet, which should have been deliberately left to me by him.

Left to you? How do you know? I quickly asked her.

Xiaoru replied: My favorite mobile game is to find your sister, and I see that the handwriting is written by my second uncle, it should be written to me.

Then it can't be written for Brother Monkey?

I asked again: Doesn't he usually play to find your sister?

He never plays intellectual games, he likes to play beautiful women cutting fruits, beautiful agent teams, beautiful live broadcasts, beautiful selfie shows and beautiful pomelo or something

Beauty, Meiyu also plays? Isn't that what girls are trying to keep track of?

The monkey said that there are many beautiful women in it, and it is easy to engage with objects.

Xiaoru then asked me to carry her up, I asked her where she was going, Xiaoru didn't say, only let me carry her out, and said to show me the way.

I didn't care about the tattered scene at home, and carried her all the way out of Jinzhuang Town, and then Xiaoru asked me to carry her up a big mountain north of the town.

The mountain road is very difficult to walk, but I am not tired at all with Xiaoru on my back, my heart is still warm, we went all the way to the top of the mountain, a cliff is exposed at the end of the smooth mountain road, and a small wooden house is covered under the cliff, Xiaoru said, my father is in it.

As soon as I heard this, I quickly quickened my pace, and when I walked to the cabin, I asked Xiaoru again: Xiaoru, does our father have a way to save Daoye?

I think it should be, our dad is also from Taoism, and

Before she finished speaking, Xiaoru was suddenly stunned, opened her mouth and bit me on the shoulder, and said angrily: You take advantage of me with short legs, who is with you and our father? That's my dad!

Okay, okay, your dad, your dad.

I smiled evilly and said: Don't say that I take advantage of you, you can't move now, if I want to take advantage of you, we will both have a litter

You fuck me off, and when the old lady can move, I will beat you eight times a day!

The two of us talked and laughed and walked to the door of the cabin, the door was locked, there was no movement inside, I asked Xiaoru, where is the key?

Xiaoru replied: This door is just a key, which is usually held in the hands of my second uncle, and he usually doesn't let us go up the mountain.

I said in my heart that this is strange, Yang Xiaoru's father is Yang Laodao's own brother, where is there anyone who locks his own brother in the mountains and forbids his children to visit? There is also a process of visiting prisons?

When I was silent, Xiaoru seemed to see through my thoughts, sighed and said: Short legs, I know you must be guessing in your heart, but, when you see my dad in a while, don't be afraid, don't ask more, I can't explain this matter to you for a while, and I will tell you slowly when I have the opportunity in the future

Alright, I can kick the door without the key

Kick it.

After Xiaoru finished speaking, I raised my leg and wanted to kick the door, but I didn't wait to kick when I leaned back, and accidentally flipped Xiaoru off my back first

With a scream, I saw Xiaoru rolling on the mountain road several times, and I was so angry that I scolded me half to death, I hurried to help her, and was about to carry her again, but I heard a bleating sound from the wooden house.

How can a sheep crow?

I was stunned for a moment and muttered: Your dad wouldn't have made my dad hurt too much back then, so he closed the mountain and retired to herd sheep, right?

, kick the door out! It's getting dark, and I'm still trying to give first aid to my second uncle and the monkey!

I nodded, so I walked to the door and began to kick the door, the wooden door seemed to have fallen into disrepair for a long time, I stepped down and opened it with a bang, and before I went to the wooden house, a strong smell of sheep smell rushed to the face first, I said in my heart What crime did Xiaoru's father commit, can this kind of stinking sheepfold live?

I carried Xiaoru on my back and walked inside, the wooden house was dark and there was only this room, looking around, there was no furnishings in the room, and I looked down again, the ground was full of a layer of straw, where was there anyone?

Just as I was wondering, I saw a pile of straw piled up in the innermost corner suddenly moved, and then a white goat with long horns came out of the straw

The goat seemed to want to rush over, but was tied by a rope around its neck and couldn't get any closer.

I asked Xiaoru: Xiaoru, where is your father?

Xiaoru ignored me and just asked me to put her down.

I found a clean place in the house and helped her sit down, but Xiaoru stopped talking, staring at the goat in front of me for a long time and being silent for a long time before he spoke: Dad, my second uncle had an accident, but I didn't expect Brother Bailong to take the wrong path

When I heard this, I was stupid, and when I saw the white goat, still lying in the haystack and eating grass leisurely

Little, Xiaoru, you're crazy

I pointed to the white goat and exclaimed, "Even if you give up on yourself, don't fool yourself like this!" If I can't do it, I'll find you a horse, a Labrador, a tiger, and if you can't, it's better to find a Brazilian tortoise

Your dad is the king!

Xiaoru glared at me and said: Don't talk too much, now I don't have time to explain anything else to you.

She ignored me, and then began to explain to the white goat what we had encountered in the past few days, and the strange thing was that after Xiaoru finished speaking, the white goat really seemed to understand, and stood up and wanted to go to our side, but after walking a few steps, he was pulled by the rope around his neck.

Xiaoru hurriedly glanced at me and said, "Quick, help my dad let go."

Yes? Oh good

I scratched my head and walked towards the goat in a daze, muttering as I walked: Xiaoru, Xiaoru, I can't see that you are still a half-breed, no wonder I always think you are so foreign

Walking in front of the goat, I squatted down and began to help it untie the noose around its neck, smiled awkwardly twice and said: "Old man, I didn't expect that the two of us met for the first time in this situation, and I didn't bring any gifts in a hurry, I will definitely bring you more grass another day."

The white goat didn't pay any attention to me, and as soon as I untied the noose, he immediately ran towards Xiao Ru, and after circling Xiao Ru twice, he suddenly came towards me again, and began to arch at me with his long horns

Go away and get out! Go away! Let's get Lao Tzu and Lao Tzu to make you steamed buns!

I made him arch a little impatient, and he kept coaxing and coaxing him away, so angry that I raised my foot and wanted to kick it, after all, this thing is definitely not Xiaoru and her father, she is a person, how can her father be a sheep?

But Xiaoru was anxious, glared at me and said: What nonsense are you talking about! My dad wants you to take out what's in your arms!

As soon as Xiaoru said it, I suddenly realized, yes, I couldn't spare my hand when I carried Xiaoru out before, so I stuffed that Taoist book into the waistband of my pants.

Thinking of this, I hurriedly took out the Taoist code and put it in front of the white goat.

The white goat opened the Taoist canon with its horns, and then began to carefully turn back with its hooves seriously. Can read.

Soon, the white goat opened the book to more than a hundred pages, then clicked on the page with his hooves a few times, and stared at me with a bleat.

Fast! Look at what is written in the Taoist canon?

After Xiao Ru finished speaking, I nodded, stared at the place where the white goat had pointed with his hooves and began to read: Zheng Yi Dragon and Tiger Sect Spirit Charm, Spell Cracking Mystery, Fixing Talisman Charm Soul Spell Channeling Soul Loss Talisman Bone Talisman

As soon as I read this, the white goat suddenly bleated in my ear, startled me, glared at it fiercely, pointed at his nose and scolded: "Call you uncle!" If you weren't my future father-in-law, I'd have to take you with me

I was scolding, but I heard Xiaoru laughing excitedly next to me: I found it! That's right, the Bone Charm is the Bone Charm! Let's take a look at how to solve the bone talisman?

As soon as I heard her say, I hurriedly continued to look down, and after finding the method of cracking the bone talisman, I read: If you want to solve the bone talisman, you need to find a man surnamed Ma to sleep, and the man must be twenty years old, with good looks and dignified appearance

Short legs, do you think I really don't dare to kill you?

Again, if you want to dissolve the bone talisman, there are two ways to do it, listen but don't hear, smell but don't want to do it, laugh at it, and do nothing if you don't want to?

Reading this, I grinned at Xiao Ru and said: Xiao Ru, is it a pirated version of the book that Dao Ye bought? Is this also a fucking way to save people?

What do you know, this is the Daomen Profound Mystery Method, the so-called mana is also known as the rune, it is just a kind of warlock to cultivate mana into a conductor that leads out of the body, just like the human body, just a visible appearance, but the mana imported in it is like the soul of a person, which is the core of the spell. The magic power of breaking spells with the occult method is from the inside out, but ordinary people don't have such a high cultivation and mentality at all, so it doesn't apply to me, what is the second method?

Its, the second

I began to read again: Second, take a bucket of dogtail grass and adzuki beans, mix and mix sheep feces to heat up, mash and take cocoa to eliminate the curse mark

After I finished speaking, Xiaoru was directly dumbfounded, winked and asked: What about the third?

No, what to do

Our eyes wandered to the white goat grazing beside me, with its head down

At this time, I heard the white goat bleat gently, arched on the ground with his mouth, and a pile of freshly baked sheep beans was exposed under the hay, I scratched my head in embarrassment and said: It is worthy of being my father, and I left a hot bubble for my daughter

But now that this situation doesn't care about anything else, Xiao Ru saved Yang Laodao with a heart, so she simply glared and gritted her teeth

Gotta go find some adzuki beans and dogtail grass, I, I'll eat

I didn't dare to slack off, and quickly ran out to find dogtail grass, fortunately in this season the mountains are full of weeds, and it didn't take long for me to pick back a handful, and on the side of the log cabin wall was leaning on a bag of small beans, which was probably kept to feed the sheep, I quickly grabbed a handful, and took some sheep beans, and began to work according to the method on the Taoist canon

As I was throwing a stone at the sheep dung beans, the white goat suddenly came out of the house, arched me with its horns, and raised its hooves to draw a picture on the earth