Chapter 59: Long-winded Wade
Chapter 59: Long-winded Wade
On the plane, Logan looked at Lan Ze with a somewhat complicated expression, Wade was sitting next to Lan Ze, wiping the katana in his hand, Vidocq rubbing his nails, no one knew what Vidocq was thinking at this time. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Stryker was half-lying on his chair, as if he was taking a nap, and Agent Zero was checking his weapon, and a pair of sharp eyes swept towards Lan Ze, for fear that Lan Ze would make some amazing moves.
Lan Ze does not have chains on his body, Stryker understands the strength of mutants, unless there is a special material, it is difficult to trap a mutant, especially a mutant like Lan Ze who has not shown his ability, so compared to chains, Stryker believes that his team members can firmly trap Lan Ze.
Logan looked at the Hercules beside him, the teleportation man next to Vidocq, and smiled bitterly: "Mr. Lan Ze, in fact, you should have left just now." ”
At this time, Wade next to Lan Ze was wiping his beloved katana, and when he heard Logan's words, Wade almost subconsciously spoke: "No, no, no, Logan, maybe the big man you like likes this tune?" Say squeezing into this cramped little cabin with seven muscular men? ”
Stryker opened his napping eyes and glared at Wade, "Damn Wade, shut up!" Don't think I can't hear you say the plane is too small! ”
Wade pursed his lips and looked at Stryker helplessly: "Boss, you definitely heard it wrong, how could I dislike the plane being too small?" But seriously, boss, don't you think we should change planes? This plane has been with us for three months, and the whole plane is full of the smell of seven men, no, plus the big guys, it's eight now, boss, do you like this plane so much? ”
Then Wade's mind exploded, and he seemed to think of something very disgusting, and looked at Stryker with disgust: "Damn, boss, are you a fetish?" This plane is your wife? God, this is disgusting, boss, are you going to shoot at the plane while we're gone? ”
"Damn Wade! Shut up!! Stryker glared at Wade with a black line on his face.
Looking at the furious Stryker, Wade raised his hands helplessly: "Okay, the boss is angry, I surrender." Then he turned his head and whispered to Lan Ze: "Hey, big man, do you know that there is an idiom called annoyance and anger?" Believe me, I'll bet ten dollars that the boss and the plane must have an ulterior relationship, and maybe there are traces of the boss masturbating under your ass. ”
Lan Ze was speechless, and glanced at Wade, with a hint of surprise on his face: "Wade, you have been like this since you were a child?" ”
Lan Ze knew that Wade was a chatterbox, and his strength was also max-level, and at the same time, Wade was also the dirtiest old driver in Marvel's entire system, but Lan Ze didn't expect that this guy could be so dirty and chatter.
Wade looked at Lan Ze proudly: "Of course, this is my style, believe me, this will definitely become a beautiful scenery for mercenaries in the future." ”
Lan Ze looked at Wade with pity and patted Wade on the shoulder: "Man, I have to say, it's a miracle that you can survive and grow so big." ”
Wade was stunned for a moment, and looked at Lan Ze with a confused expression: "Big man, are you praising me?" Marvel? Well......" Wade made a pensive expression: "You should be complimenting me, right?" ”
The foodie in Lan Ze's arms looked at Wade speechlessly, pouted and said, "Made's Staff!" ”
Lan Ze looked at Wade speechlessly and stopped talking, this may be the best way to deal with Wade.
But Wade has his own way, even if no one takes care of him, as long as he has the heart, anywhere is a stage.
"Boss, there's finally a newcomer on the plane, why is this newcomer still a strong man? Do you have a special hobby? Damn, you're not going to have thoughts about me, are you? I'll tell you boss, I like big babes with big hips! ”
"Big man, congratulations on stepping into this plane, I think it won't be long before we become comrades-in-arms? Kindness...... Maybe it's a friend? After all, our boss has that weird hobby? ”
"Logan, I'm curious, the relationship between you and the big man, I always thought you and Vidocq were a couple, but now that there is the big man, I think the relationship between you must be complicated, love triangle? Forbidden love? It's so exciting! If you draw it into a manga, it will definitely sell! By the way, my dream when I was a kid was to be a cartoonist......"
Can you imagine a person muttering next to you for forty minutes, still babbling endlessly, and saying something that is not nutritious or even mindless.
In the end, Lan Ze couldn't help it, and looked at Wade with a solemn face: "Man, you should learn to shut up, believe me, if you don't keep your mouth shut, one day, you will be sewn up." ”
Wade didn't care about what Lan Ze said at all, but jumped up with excitement: "Yay!! The big man spoke, Wadega a point, let's see next, who is the next person who can't help but talk? Is it Logan, or Vidocq, or our boss Stryker? See! It's Zero! He's excited! He raised his pistol! Oh! Damn, he pointed the gun at Wade! ”
Almost at the moment when Agent Zero fired, Wade subconsciously pulled out his katana and slashed the bullet with his backhand.
Agent Zero's overreaction made Stryker frown subconsciously, and looked at everyone on the plane with cold eyes: "Wade: Shut up, Agent Zero, put away your pistol." ”
Due to Stryker's identity, Agent Zero frowned and stared at Wade, and finally put away his pistol, Wade pursed his lips and withdrew his katana into its scabbard, but his eyes were fixed on Agent Zero.
There was a faint smell of gunsmoke in the air.
Because of the shooting of Agent Zero just now, the entire plane fell silent, and Wade began to wipe his katana, which was Wade's lifeblood, the moment he chopped the bullet just now, a small mark appeared on the katana, which needed to be polished and polished.
Stryker stared at everyone, and finally looked at Lan Ze, "Mr. Lan Ze, I think you need to explain what happened just now?" ”
"Explain?" Lan Ze shrugged: "Sorry I don't know what I need to explain?" ”
Stryker stared at Lan Ze deadly: "But Zero's reaction just now was very abnormal, do you think I can think that this is your ghost!" ”
Lan Ze rolled his eyes: "Maybe it's his own problem?" I guess you should have your men go down and see a psychiatrist? I know a good psychiatrist, would you like me to introduce you? And ......"
Lan Ze stretched out his hand, a red light flashed on Lan Ze's hand, and almost everyone on the plane instantly became solemn, because of Lan Ze's indifferent attitude, everyone was very cautious about the red light in Lan Ze's hand, but unfortunately it was useless, the next moment the red light instantly spread to the entire plane, and with the spread of red light, all the people on the entire plane fell into the embarrassing phenomenon of being unable to move.
When the red light disappeared, everyone regained control of their bodies again, and Lan Ze had a faint smile on the corner of his mouth: "This is my ability, and welcome to Washington, Colonel Stryker, are you sure you have a place to trap me?" (To be continued.) )