"Oh? So how do you campaign? ”

The cheap man said sternly: "Big brother, wait a while, I'll sort out my thoughts...... Forget it, I'll go to Xu's house and tell you in person. Send a car to pick me up, and then prepare me a few boxes of Trensu, and the old taste, durian flavor. The demanded.

"Well, okay, wait a minute, I'll tell the driver your mobile phone number, and the driver will contact you."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Xiaoling asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"It seems to be a lot of trouble, but it doesn't matter, I guess it won't be too much trouble. Ning Rou, you go and arrange a car to pick up Jiannan, he is also in the capital. ”

Two hours later, the arrived at Xu's house.

I was already sitting in the living room waiting for him, and as soon as he came in, he hurriedly picked up his favorite durian-flavored Terensu and took a sip, complaining: "The ghost weather is hot and dead, big brother, you will really enjoy it, hiding in the Xu family compound to escape the heat, it must be very comfortable, right?" ”

"I just came back, let's get down to business, what's going on with your campaign?"

The stood near the air conditioner and said: "The National Congress of the Taoist Association, held once every five years, this is the 18th time, referred to as the 18th Congress, this time there are many powerful people, including some seniors who have been famous many years ago, there are Zhu seniors in this small Bu Changdangtun, Hu seniors in Ermian Pants Tun, Zhao Si Mazitun Zhao seniors, and Huang ...... in Peach Blossom Island"

I hurriedly stopped the who was counting the words on his fingers: "Why are they all old-timers who came this time?" I've never heard of these names before. ”

"I haven't heard of it either." The said: "In short, there are a lot of people who came to the meeting this time, according to incomplete statistics, there are nearly 2,000 people, and almost all the Taoist priests in my country are present." ”

"Well, how many seats are there this time?"

"Three people are going to run for president, and I have two opponents. Actually, I didn't want to run for election at all, although Xu Lao tempted me, saying that after becoming president, many women would idolize me, but I didn't want to come because I already had enough fans...... But I came anyway because I found out that there was a conspiracy in this campaign! ”

"Oh? What kind of conspiracy can a campaign have? It's just some insiders, with the support of Xu Lao, are you still afraid of this? ”

"Big brother, look, you're naïve again, aren't you? Do you think this campaign is just like "The Voice of XX"? Is it as simple as deciding on the champion before the broadcast? In this election, there are island people who are behind the scenes! "The cheap man is rare and has a very leading temperament, but the durian-flavored Terensu in his hand has destroyed this hard-won temperament......

I frowned slightly: "Island country? What the hell is the island country doing? Let's run for president of the Taoist Association, what does it have to do with the island country? ”

The analyzed: "According to my guess, it should be to let Taoism completely decline, and then infiltrate the profession of the island country onmyoshi, when the time comes, Taoism will no longer exist, and they can control the ghosts to do whatever they want in our country!" No one can care! ”

"Makes sense." I nodded: "This matter is indeed very strict, but how did you find out?" ”

"It's a message received by a few ghost friends, in fact, I'm not sure of the authenticity of the news, so I didn't make a big deal about it, and I didn't even tell Xu Lao, but my intuition told me that there was a conspiracy in the rules of this competition."

I took a sip of my tea: "Tell me about the rules of the game." ”

The said: "Since a total of three people are running for president this time, the elders of the Taoist Association jointly formulated the rules of the competition, and the rules are like this, the three contestants draw lots, take three locations to perform the task, and the first to return is the winner." Each player can bring an assistant, in fact, I originally wanted to go with Qingyang Daoyou, but Daoyou is not good, and he is lying in the hospital now. ”

"Hospital? What happened to him? I asked.

"Daoyou, he went to participate in a variety show called '** Silk Diving Show' a while ago, but due to the wrong falling position, his buttocks first came into contact with the water surface and smashed a depth bomb, and as a result, his anus was poured with water, and he is still lying in the hospital! That's why he is so unavoidable! I'm old, and I'm still late, and I'm blown up a chrysanthemum ......"

I sighed secretly, Qingyang Daoist friends were really unreliable, and then turned back to the topic and analyzed: "According to what you said, the island country intervened in the back, and wanted their forces to encroach on the top level of the Taoist Association, which means that at least one of the remaining two contestants is from the island country." ”

"That's right! Talking to smart people is effortless! The complimented, I glanced at him, if this came out of someone else's mouth, I don't think there was anything, why was it so awkward to say it from the mouth of the?

I continued to analyze: "If this is the case, when we carry out our mission, the island nation will definitely send people to interfere with us, so that we will not be able to complete the mission and return in time. ”

The slapped his thigh and said excitedly: "That's right! That's it! So, I like to talk to smart people, and I don't have to say anything, it's all guessed by you! ”

I glared at him: "Since you already have an idea, why don't you say it instead?" ”

The hurriedly laughed and said, "What, big brother, let's talk about it." ”

I continued: "If the island country sends people to interfere, it will definitely not be ordinary people, but onmyoji, who will secretly control the ghost things to interfere, so that without our knowledge, we will only think that the task is difficult, and will not suspect other ...... As for the onmyoji of the island country, you are worried that Abe Rajo, the onmyoji who fought with us last time, will appear, so you want me to be your assistant, right? ”

"Exactly!" The said: "Big brother, that's what I'm worried about, Abe Liangcheng's Shishen is very powerful, I fought with Yujia last time, although I was defeated by Yujia, but I was still escaped by them, it can be seen that that the god dog is also quite **, I'm afraid that my wolf-dog-like body can't do them!" ”

"Got it, the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China starts tomorrow, right? Will you stay here tonight, or will you go back? If you go back, you can go back by yourself, I'm going to stay here and I'll look for you tomorrow morning." ”

The took another sip of durian-flavored Terensu and said, "The fool just left, I was too embarrassed to come and disturb, I knew you were here, I would have come over a long time ago!" ”

"Come on, that's right, let's go over together tomorrow."

"Okay, I'll go find something to eat first, I'm going to start doing business tomorrow, I have to relax today." After speaking, the cheap man walked in the direction of the orchard with a familiar car.

I sat on the chair and took off the jade pendant that was attached to my chest, it was a treasure that Feng Nian could give me, and when it was attacked, it would automatically fade out of the protective shield. It was this jade pendant that saved me, and it was also because of this jade pendant that Feng Nianke was killed, I held the jade pendant tightly, took a deep breath, put the jade pendant into the space ring, and then stood up and walked out......

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Next.

The 18th National Congress of the Taoist Association officially started at nine o'clock in the morning, I was going to rush over early, who knew that the didn't know what he ate last night, he actually had a bad stomach, and he had been squatting in the toilet, and he couldn't scream out, and then I almost kicked the toilet door, and this guy walked out with his legs between his legs.

However, the time was almost nine o'clock.

We hurried over in the car! By the time we got there, it was almost half past nine.

The venue is in a private villa in the suburbs, although it is also more luxurious, but it is far from the Xu family compound, at this time there are many cars parked outside the courtyard, and there are many people standing in the courtyard, as the cheap man said, there are more than a thousand.

When we entered the courtyard, the middle-aged man who was speaking on the stage said, "It just so happens that our third presidential candidate is here, and everyone applauds and welcomes him to come up and say a few words!" ”

The straightened his suit, slowly moved to the ring with his legs between his legs, and picked up the microphone: "Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

After a long time, the took out a speech script from his suit pocket, cleared his throat, and read it aloud: "Dear classmates, ah no, dear Taoist friends, in the blink of an eye, it is time to hold a general meeting again, and the class is going to run for class president...... Ahem, the association is going to run for president, and I am a person who loves the class, no, loves the association, and cares about the collective...... No, do things for the association, do a good job of taking the lead, and lead the association to go further! Although it is the first time, however, I will try to make all the same ...... All Taoist friends are satisfied! I hope that fellow Daoists can give me a chance to show myself, thank you! ”

Everyone was stunned!!

I'm no exception! The heart said where did you get this speech? Why does it sound so much like an elementary school student running class cadre? Particularly naïve! And it's good if you don't mispronounce it, the key is that this product is often mispronounced! Exposed his shameful act of plagiarizing schoolchildren!

I came in with him just now, and I can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, it's too embarrassing!

Everyone was stunned for a few seconds, until the urged: "Give me five cents of applause and send me off the stage!" Only then did everyone react, and there was sparse applause, and the said politely: "Thank you for your support!" ”

Because we came half an hour late just now, the first two presidential candidates have finished speaking, I didn't see the appearance of these two people, this is to blame the, seeing the food is closer than seeing his father, like his way of eating, it is strange if he doesn't eat badly, I should have reminded him that if he eats less, he will not delay the business.

Returning to me, the asked, "Big brother, how was my speech just now?" ”

"That's good, but I want to know where you got this speech." I asked calmly.

"Just, in the morning in the toilet, when you smashed the door outside the toilet, I copied the speech inside, and blamed you for urging me outside, so I wrote a lot of typos......"

I broke down on the spot! I didn't settle accounts with you! Are you tm still blaming me?! ……

(Today's three watches.) ）