Chapter 57: Reggae also has little wisdom
This is reggaeton! It's really there!
When a few of us saw this thing coming, our hearts began to tighten slowly, saying that we were not afraid that it was fake.
I clutched the few pieces of rune paper that I had left, and looked at reggae warily.
Although everyone is very nervous, Lao Song is excluded from everyone, he is not an ordinary person.
"What, why do you speak Mandarin? It stands to reason that you have been here for so long and belong to something thousands of years ago, it should be an ancient text! Lao Song looked at reggae in surprise and asked, "There was Mandarin in ancient times?" ”
If I were a reggaeton, I would definitely strangle Lao Song to death immediately, what is the matter with you interjecting while people are talking? Forget it, what's the use of you asking such questions in this moment of crisis?
"I've been here for a thousand years, yes, but I've been out on the way." The corners of Reggaeton's mouth twitched slightly: "Little brother, can you not ask this kind of question at this time?" It's very ruining the atmosphere! ”
Can I swear? How is this thing like Lao Song, I don't think the IQ is as high as the little fat man who lives downstairs in my house! Just do it, what's the cost!
It may have sensed what I was saying, and Yin Yin smiled at us and rushed over: "Stay there obediently, don't run around." ”
When I saw it rushing over, I was almost scared out of my eyes, if I was bitten by it, it would be a piece of meat! hurriedly patted his father's shoulder: "Dad, hurry up!" This grandson is going to eat us! ”
Dad smiled faintly: "You see? ”
What to see? It's a fart at this time! Just as I was about to continue asking, I heard a terrible scream from the mouth of the reggae. "What is this?"
Reggae bent over and looked at the talisman drawn on the ground outside the formation, and his face slowly sank: "Lao Jun's evil talisman? Are you Taoists? ”
How could it recognize it? Could it have seen it before?
"I often hear the clansmen say that this thing is powerful, but I didn't expect to meet it today." Reggae exclaimed with a hideous face, "What if you are inside? Gotta die! With a loud shout, the sky suddenly darkened, and only bursts of golden light from the gossip were left around.
As soon as we saw this situation, our hearts were tight, what was it going to do?
"Roar!" Reggae kept roaring loudly to the sky, and the golden axe in his hand was raised high: "What can a Taoist priest do?" It's still my meal! The sound of metal striking echoed in our ears, and the reggae struck an axe against a wooden nail, and his mouth kept screaming strangely.
"Oh no, this thing is going to lead mines." Dad's face sank and he shouted at us, "Don't move, don't go out!" ”
Before Dad finished speaking, a thunderstorm exploded in our ears, and it made our ears ring.
Huge thunder fell all around us, and some thunder fell into the jungle in the distance, and the branches of the trees that were struck by the lightning burst into flames. Seeing this scene, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, it seems that this reggae can't manipulate thunder and lightning, but can only lead thunder. "Boom!" Just as I was rejoicing, a thunderstorm fell down on us from the sky, and it was over!
"Master Zu blesses!" Dad slammed the seven-star sword into the ground and shouted, when the thunder was about to hit us, we saw that the old monarch evil talisman painted on the ground emitted a strong red light, and those red lights went towards the thunderstorm, blocking this thunder.
I stared blankly at the red light, and I felt that death was so close to us for the first time.
If this thunder had struck us, there would probably be no one left alive by now.
"You bastard, you're so ruthless." Dad stared at reggae fiercely, and kept scolding in his mouth: "If you have the ability, you can come up by yourself, and the ability to lead thunder is a fart!" ”
Seeing that the lightning strike was useless to us, the reggae was also anxious, stopped the axe and scolded us: "Lao Tzu will lead the thunder, will you?" That's what it's like! Have the ability to come out and carry me a thunder! ”
"You have the ability to come in!"
"You have the ability to come out!"
"You grandson is so cowardly! Have the ability to get grandpa in! ”
"You grandsons are so cowardly, you have the ability to get out of grandpa!"
I helplessly looked at my dad who greeted each other with reggaeton, and wondered for a while, why is this reggae so like Lao Song?
Now that I'm sober-minded, I'm the only one left, and the six fingers and they're all starting to roll up their sleeves and prepare to go out to fight for reggae.
"Bullying me can't get into the battle, right? Can bullying these talismans restrain me? Reggae smiled grimly.
Dad nodded proudly: "Lao Tzu is bullying you, how about it?" Hit me? Eat me? Come on, come on! I'm tickling! ”
If I were this reggaeton, I would definitely not say a word and slap my dad in the face with a brick, my dad's current appearance is really too bad
The reggae didn't seem to care about what my dad said, and smiled at us: "Wait for me, don't cry for a while." With that, he ran into the jungle.
"Look at its stupidity, I want to see what moths it can poke at us!" Dad smiled disdainfully: "Lao Tzu has experimented with this formation many times, I'm afraid it won't come in!" ”
Within a minute, reggae walked out of our line with a wrist-sized branch.
"This spell is really ugly, I'll wipe it for you!" Reggae looked at us with a smile on his face,
When he heard this, his father's tears fell: "Brother, you are brother, don't wipe it?" You're playing cards out of the ordinary! Generations of reggae who will wipe the charm! It's not scientific! ”
"We are making progress with the times, and we are healthier!" Reggae laughed: "You don't have to thank me, you can clean your body first, just don't scratch my teeth for a while!" ”
Lao Song shouted with red eyes and sensationalism: "Brother Reggaeton, our body is very smelly, it is not delicious!" ”
Reggae smiled calmly: "It's okay, I'm heavy!" ”
Do you know what I'm thinking? I thought that if I could go home safely, the first thing I would do would be to tear up those cheating books.
How cute the reggae in the book is! Can't speak, can't use your brain! Take a look at the one we meet now, grandma doesn't love the virtue that uncle doesn't love! Not only can I speak Mandarin, but I can also rub the charms we draw! This reggae is almost heavenly!
"What, we were just joking with you just now, Master Zu once said, just a little joke, life is not boring! Don't mind, Reggae brother! Dad said to it with a righteous face: "We can meet after all, it is fate!" Why bother! ”
It's a pity that Reggae Lang's heart is like iron, and after listening to it, he did not waver in his determination to eat us, squatted down and smiled and began to wipe the old gentleman's evil talisman I had drawn with a branch.
After just a few wipes, the red light around us disappeared.
It's over, this basket is bigger!