The word reality, which seems very simple, is actually a slap in the face.

But every time I feel like I've seen through reality, God gives me a mouthful and tells me in a serious way, you're fucking overthinking.

Once upon a time, I have always been very envious of Shen Han's career.

You can make millions by digging a grave on the mountain, and between your gestures, the money is as if it is not money, and you can throw it out casually.

In this world, many people are envious of other people's lives, and always feel that others are better off than themselves, but in fact?

It's like what I'm seeing now.

Everyone, every profession, actually has its own suffering, and it is really difficult for outsiders to understand all this.

Tomb robbers are indeed a high-profit job, pure and profitable, but don't forget, they are all fighting for their lives!

If you're lucky, you'll make a fortune all at once.

Luck is almost there, just like these tomb robbers who are lying in the mountains and wastelands, they will not necessarily get a life when they die.

Zhao Qingluan is really a fucked person, and that dog has a temper that everyone hates.

But seriously, he is not bad by nature, just like a child who has not grown up, his personality is too straight.

Zhao Qingluan didn't seem to feel ashamed, and squatted on the ground in front of us and cried, crying was heartbreaking.

Looking at this scene, none of us could laugh, including Shen Han, everyone's expressions were complicated.

Is it worth it to fight for your life to make a lot of money?

I don't understand.

"Don't rob tombs in the future." I whispered to Shen Han, frowning, with a faint indescribable worry in my eyes: "You are so unlucky, if something happens like this one day"

"Crow's beak." Shen Han glanced at me angrily, and said helplessly: "Even if I want to rob the tomb, my brother won't let me go, but I really don't see it, you still care about me." ”

I didn't say anything, I looked at the corpses quietly, and my mind raced into it.

"Brother Zhao, you wait for us here with Shen Han first, Xiao An, you also stay here." I saw that Xiao An's expression was a little aggrieved, so I explained: "Don't think about it, you kid, I'm afraid that we won't be able to deal with something for a while, and you can help us take care of them here." ”

Hearing me say this, Xiao An laughed and nodded confidently.

"Brother Changshan, don't worry, I'm here!"

Kuroko put the bag on the ground, casually threw the wooden box given to me by the blind boss, and then pulled out the dagger pinned to the back of his waist, held it tightly in his hand, and nodded at me.

I thought about it for a while, but I still took out the evil wood, which was used for self-defense.

As for Lu Bandou, I handed it over to Shen Han and asked her to help me hold it, if someone cheated the corpse for a while, she would just come up and tie it up.

To be honest, when I walked towards those corpses, my heart was indeed beating a drum vigorously, and the cold sweat on my head was also layer after layer.

"Afraid?" Kuroko asked me.

"I'm afraid." I replied seriously.

Heizi smacked his lips and said, "I'm also afraid, what will happen after breaking the Fatai, have you thought about it?" ”

"We'll talk about that later." I sighed.

It is estimated that it is rare for Kuroko to encounter such a high-risk job, and I can feel that he is nervous in the process of talking to me.

Of course, the level of tension is far stronger than mine.

When I walked up to the first corpse, my feet were trembling and a little soft.

"Fuck me"

These corpses that were attacked by yang poison are indeed as the blind boss said.

The eyes were wide and red, and it didn't look like it was soaked in blood, but it looked like there was a fire in it.

The eyes, nose, mouth, ears, and seven orifices were stained with blood.

It can be seen that the bleeding of the Seven Orifices really happened to them.

The expressions of each of the dead men were hideous, their eyes were full of horror at the same time, and their mouths were wide as if they were about to spit out something.

"Will you come here and touch it?" Kuroko touched the face of the corpse with the back of his hand, and said in surprise: "Hey, I'll go, this is really hot!" ”

"Brother, can you stop doing scientific research at this time?" I'm about to laugh angrily, and I say why are sunspots so unreliable? It was quite serious just now, but now it's starting to amuse.

"Brother Yi said that if there is yang energy, then this box will turn red." Kuroko took out the small wooden box in his pocket and nodded: "Okay, it's okay here, let them come over." ”

After Zhao Qingluan learned that he could go over to have a look, he was more excited than anyone else, with grief on his face that could not be concealed, squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying, and kept saying thank you to us.

As a result, within two minutes of walking over, the grandson cried again, and the rapid change in mood was breathtaking.

"Holy shit." Heizi looked at Zhao Qingluan in a daze, and whispered to me: "I have seen a lot of tomb robbers in my life, but no one can really have this temper, shit, this change is too fast."

"I suspect this kid has a split personality." I swallowed my saliva and cautiously reminded Kuroko: "Stay away from him in the future, it's not illegal to kill people with mental illness." ”

At this time, Xiao An carried his bag and asked us excitedly: "Can I go and break their corpses?" ”

"Go ahead." Kuroko sat on the ground, sweating profusely, lit a cigarette, and said, "This kind of work is just right for you to practice." ”

After getting the reply, Xiao An was so happy that he was about to jump up, if he hadn't seen Zhao Qingluan still crying over there, he would have had to shout three times Long live the sunspot.

"I'll take a look." I said.

By the time I crept behind Xiao An, he was already crouching on the ground, looking around, ready to vent the corpses.

"By the way, Xiao An, you get out of the way first." I was bold, secretly turned my face to look, and saw that Zhao Qingluan didn't pay attention to me, so without saying a word, I squatted on the ground and dragged the corpse hard.

When I first heard that there was a corpse that couldn't be moved, I was really a little skeptical, because the corpse became heavier because of the existence of qi, which I can understand, but if it really can't be moved, how heavy is it?

Now I'm so much to satisfy my curiosity.

The skin of this corpse is very hard, as if it has a layer of calluses, and when I pull it, it feels like a steel plate attached to the ground, and I can't drag it alive or dead.

"Brother Changshan, don't disturb my work." Xiao An said helplessly: "This is more than a dozen corpses, if I want to vent all their corpses, it will take half an hour to say the least, you will delay it again."

"I'll go, I'll leave right away!" I nodded and smiled: "Little sir, then I will leave these things to you." ”

Xiao Ante waved his hand in a manly manner, meaning that it was too late to shake hands when goodbye.

By the time I got back to Kuroko and sat down to rest, Xiao An was already singing.

That's right, it's singing.

The things of the five gates of Xiangxi are indeed different from ordinary folk schools, and many of the mantras in the five gates are sung.

Depending on the tune, the incantation can do a different job, and that's not a general complication.

"Xiangxi chases corpses~~~ and avoids the living~~~~"

Hearing this immature singing, I asked Kuroko curiously: "Are we going to drive out the corpse?" ”

"No, it's just a way to vent the corpse." Kuroko didn't want to explain anything to me, looking at Xiao An who was beating the Xishen Gong, and there was a faint sense of relief in his eyes.

At this time, Xiao An's side had already sung one after another, and kept beating the joyful gong.

"Qiang !!"

"A gong jingles~~Xishen probe looks at thousands of homes~~Thousands of households are stable ~~Only one family is mourning in tears~~~"

"Qiang !!"

"The world has its own suffering~~Reincarnation of birth, old age, sickness and death~~~ Relatives died in thousands of miles~~~ Kneel and beg God to send their relatives back~~~"

"Qiang !!"

"I am happy that God has his own great mercy~~ I ordered the corpse craftsman to send my relatives back~~~ The boundary of ten thousand miles is not far away~~~ The ends of the earth will inevitably return~~~~"

As the lyrics fell, a scream suddenly came from the field.

Is this a happy whistle?

Before I could react, I saw the corpse of the yellow paper man pasted by Xiao An on the door, and sat up from the ground without warning.

"Boom!!"

"I am happy that God has mercy and gives back to the sun~~ I wish my relatives to return to their hometowns and look at the high hall~~ Three generations are sitting at home~~ If you don't return to your hometown, you will cry~~~"

"Boom! Boom! Qiang!! ”

I don't know if it's because Xiao An's singing voice is too sad, or because of some other reason, when I heard this lyrics, my eyes became a little trance.

"!!"

Xiao An roared violently, only to see that the corpse was lifted out of thin air, and stood up in a daze.

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