Chapter 615: Dirty Things
A few days ago, these little ghosts were driven by the three princes to conquer the city, and I didn't think there was anything at the time. But now we see them trailing behind us. Instead, I felt a little more afraid.
Soon, I understood where this fear was coming from. The three princes led the ghosts to kill the enemy. His enemies were the people of Huaicheng. And not me. Naturally, I wasn't too scared. But today is different. Who knows if they will attack us en masse.
I followed Mr. Lu around Huaicheng with great anxiety, and this circle lasted for most of the night. Then we rushed to the Martyrs' Shrine.
There is already an additional offering table in the large square in front of the Martyrs' Shrine. Incense sticks were placed on the table. There is a tablet enshrined on it in general, which reads: The position of the heroic souls of Huaicheng.
The little ghosts of Huaicheng followed us all the way and gathered on the square, like black waves, with no edge in sight.
We took out the rest of the paper money and burned it in front of the offering table. While burning, he muttered what he had just said.
The imps gathered and took the paper money from our hands, and soon, our paper money was burned, and the imps still had a lot of them.
Mr. Lu said: "This paper money is really a drop in the bucket. Even if we ransack the paper shop, it wouldn't be enough. ”
With that, he stood up. Chong Xiaogui made a deep gesture and said, "A few days ago, it was me Lu Laodao who couldn't stand you. Please raise your noble hands, and settle the grievances rather than settle them. ”
The little ghosts all looked at Mr. Lu. Suddenly, a voice said, "Why is Mr. Lu like this, everyone doesn't blame you." ”
Mr. Lu was overjoyed when he heard this, and said, "You don't blame me? ”
The voice said, "The ruler of Hades had already commanded yesterday when he was leaving. Karma is not wrong. All of us were hurt by the three of you and the three princes. So in the next life, you will repay us in various ways. Or they were born as pigs and sheep, and we killed them for meat. Or they are born as chickens and ducks, and spend their lives laying eggs in dark poultry houses and being eaten by us. ”
As soon as the three of us heard this, we heard this. They all gasped.
I looked at Secretary Wang and said, "It's okay now, we will suffer together in the next life." ”
Secretary Wang smiled bitterly twice, but did not speak. It is estimated that he is neither in the mood to sympathize with us, nor in the mood to comfort us.
Mr. Lu was still calm, and he asked, "Is there a way to resolve it?" ”
The imps said, "I'm afraid this requires you to accumulate virtue and do good." You are a Taoist priest, don't you understand this truth? ”
Mr. Lu nodded and said, "I understand, I understand what should be done." ”
The little ghost who grabbed the paper money happily shook the loot in his hand and said to us, "Thank you for the paper money." Our accounts. But it's a little less. Then the imps scattered.
Xue Qian said: "It turns out that burning paper money can also atone for our sins. Let's burn them more. ”
Mr. Lu smiled bitterly: "There are tens of thousands of imps here. Burning paper money a few times is simply not enough. ”
I asked worriedly, "What then?" ”
Mr. Lu said, "You don't have to worry too much. We have done a lot of good things these days by punishing evil and promoting good. These are all merits. When we go to the underworld and search the book of life and death, we don't necessarily have more evil than good. ”
Mr. Lu slowly walked down the steps: "Let's concentrate on finding the news of the underworld first. Then try to do something good. Things have come to this point, and it's useless to rush any haste. ”
A few of us could only nod helplessly. I followed Mr. Lu back.
In the days that followed, the three of us almost became living Lei Feng. In addition to visiting that spiritual seat every day. It is to help people do good deeds. Even get up early and be greedy for darkness. Help the tofu stall owner clean up the tables, chairs and benches. This flattered the boss, who didn't know which of the three of us was wrong.
At noon that day, the three of us stood at the intersection and persuaded pedestrians not to run the red light. Exhausted and exhausted, hot and sweaty all over. Xue Qian was the first to tear off the red armband, and said angrily: "Don't do it, don't do it." I'm exhausted. ”
Mr. Lu and I smiled bitterly twice, and also walked under the shade of the tree and sat with Xue Qian.
Xue Qian complained: "Carry tables and chairs for people today, and persuade people to obey traffic rules tomorrow." Is this also considered merit? Why do I think we're useless even if we do it for a hundred years? ”
Mr. Lu sighed and said, "Xue Qian, don't be discouraged. Save a life, win a seventh-level floating slaughter. Maybe some of the people we persuaded just now deserved to be killed. Before we know it, we have accumulated merit. ”
Xue Qian frowned and said, "Do you believe this kind of nonsense yourself?" ”
I looked back at the trunk of the tree to make sure there were no insects and ants, and then slowly leaned in. It's not that I love cleanliness, but I'm worried that I'll crush the ants to death and add another great sin.
As the so-called sweeping the building is afraid of hurting the lives of ants, cherish the moth gauze lamp. I feel like in a few days, I'm going to become a nervous monk.
Mr. Lu is still discussing with Xue Qian. How to accumulate merit relatively quickly. I said, "You also said just now, saving people's lives is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter." I think it's okay for us to take advantage of the fact that there is nothing going on lately, and how often we can save a few people. ”
Mr. Lu wiped his sweat, pointed to the busy road and said, "Haven't we been saving people?" Saved all day. ”
I smiled wryly and said, "Forget it." We are not good at directing traffic, we should do what we are good at. ”
Mr. Lu asked, "What are we good at?" ”
I said, "The two of us are Taoist priests. Xue Qian has Zhong Kui tattooed on her back. Since the three of us are together, it is providence that makes us embarrassed by the little ghost. Why don't we resolve the grievances between humans and ghosts? Saving the poor man who is haunted by a terrible ghost is also a great merit, right? ”
Mr. Lu nodded again and again: "Reasonable, reasonable." So what should we do? ”
I said, "Let's hang up the sign." Specializes in treating diseases haunted by ghosts. What do you guys think? ”
Mr. Lu patted me on the shoulder and said, "That's good." I used to hide when I saw a ghost, but now I dare to open a ghost clinic. ”
In the beginning, Xue Qianti opened a clinic in his health food store. But we discussed it and rejected it. Because his health food store is too modern. The place where the ghost is hunted is not a little eerie and terrifying, and it is really difficult to convince the public.
In the end, we chose the location of the store. The inside of the room didn't move at all. It's just that a curtain has been added to the door: it is a special treatment for dirty things.
Actually, we originally thought that the name of the store was "Ghost Clinic", but Secretary Wang told us as a friend that this sign was not very qualified, and we had better change one. As a result, this sign became a more subtle "cure dirty things." ”
Since the signboard was put up, we no longer have to direct traffic in the wind and rain. Instead, he sat on a broken bed, waiting for a customer to come to his door. As a result, we waited for three days without any movement.
Xue Qian said impatiently: "The current Huaicheng is really well governed." In a peaceful and prosperous world, there is not even a haunted one. ”
Mr. Lu sat cross-legged on the bed and closed his eyes to recuperate, and said faintly: "Maybe, but I'm embarrassed to come." Let's not worry, wait patiently. ”
By the fourth day, all three of us were dozing off bored. Suddenly, I smelled a strange smell coming from inside the house. I snapped my eyes open and saw a woman walking in through the doorway. Empty House: Wonderful
The woman was in her thirties and dressed very stylishly. As he walked, he looked at the dust inside with disgust.
The three of us immediately stood up and said in unison, "Welcome, welcome." ”
The woman was startled. Then he looked at the three of us in disgust.
We waited for a customer so easily, so we naturally had to greet him with a smile. So he politely asked, "Excuse me, your surname?" ”
The woman glanced at me and said, "Call me Sister Li." ”
I pointed to the bed and said, "Sister Li, please take a seat." ”
Sister Li frowned and said, "You don't have to sit." I'm going to ask you. Is it a cure for dirty things? ”