Chapter 59: The Underwear Thief

Think about it, I don't know what to bring, generally speaking, the old people like to drink, or take a few bottles of mellow gold fruit bar, grade and affordable, mellow gold fruit wine is not an ordinary gold fruit wine, for example, 10 gold fruit can make a bottle of ordinary gold fruit wine, can be sold for 10 gold coins, and mellow gold fruit wine is to 100 gold fruit concentrated, and it is brewed by an expert winemaker, you can sell 200 gold coins a bottle, I want to bring a few bottles of wine over, the old man may be soft-hearted when blackmailing me, hehe.

When I arrived at the entrance of the marriage hall, I found that the old man was busy, and a long line of people was waiting to line up to enter the door.

The old man's eyes were very useful, and he swept me from afar, and before I knew it, he sped up, and the long dragon disappeared after a while. Then put the sign to the door - the system detects, suspend the entry!

"Hehe, little brother, why don't you say anything in advance, I'll take a day off." The old man ran over to see that his spiritual head would live for another few decades.

"Come on, you're okay with that, right?" I was a little embarrassed to see many couples looking disappointed when they looked at the sign.

The old man looked back, and there were a bunch of people obediently for a while, don't make it big and be fired, he hurriedly took out a remote control from his hand, pressed it, brushed it, and an NPC appeared at the door that was the same as him, and he chose the brand and continued to operate.

Seeing my puzzled look, the old man hurriedly explained, "This holographic simulation NPC was bought by me for 10,000 gold coins, specifically to replace my work, and it can only be used for 100 hours, and now it has been used halfway, don't talk nonsense everywhere!" ”

Seeing his nervous look, I was too lazy to care, I just wondered if the "wool" that bought this NPC was from my big-headed goat.

The old man suddenly sniffed up, sniffed, and then put his hands on his hand, "Take it out, I know you have something good hidden on you." ”

Dizzy, what kind of nose is this, the wine in the space bag can be smelled by him.

snatched the wine from my hand, and couldn't wait to take a big sip, "Ha, it's been a long time since I've been so happy, for the sake of your kid's filial piety, I'll point and point you out." ”

"Pointing out what?" Do you have any good tasks in your hands?

"Hehe, kid, it's a bit of a doorway, do you have a reincarnation ring on your hand?"

"That's right, there is, and I also have a warrior's trumpet, I'm practicing these days, but the level is too low, and it's hard to practice." To be honest, I'm also worried, after all, it's not carefree when I first opened the district, and now I have a lot of things to do, and it's fun to practice occasionally, but it's really hard to practice to level fifty or sixty.

"Boy, you have to please me, just when I was assigned a task some time ago, I kept an eye on it, this is not a fusion task in my hand, as the name suggests, hehe, "The old man's face was full of color, even he probably admired himself very much, he was still a narcissist at such an old age.

"You mean you can fuse warriors and mages???" I couldn't help but be pleasantly surprised.

"Hey, you guessed it!" After speaking, he looked like an old god was at ease.

People have to bow their heads under the eaves, "If the old man has any requests, just say it, and there will be no need to beat around the bush between us!" “

The old man saw that I had seen through my intentions, and smiled, "I don't have any requirements, you also know that I have a few sips of wine, I heard that there is a kind of diamond membership card on the first floor of the world, just get me one." ”

This old man is really ruthless, this kind of diamond membership card, only the top level of the Demon Palace has it, the consumption is 5% off and enjoy the best service, especially everyone has a reserved special box, a total of more than a dozen are issued, I heard that now the black market has fried tens of millions of gold coins, not only a matter of discount, but also on behalf of face, who has this membership card, it shows that it is not the core personnel of the Demon Palace or the powerful relationship of the Demon Palace, it can be regarded as a talisman, so the value can be so high.

"Okay, no problem, we're old friends too." As he spoke, I gave him my one, and I didn't use it anyway.

The old man was also a cheerful man, handing over the money with one hand and delivering the goods with the other, and immediately took out a worn-out parchment map from his pocket and gave it to me.

Before leaving, I also blackmailed the two bottles of golden fruit wine that I was going to enjoy myself, miserable, the next time I see him, it's better to come naked, hehe, just kidding, I'm not an exhibitionist.

On the way back, I was in a very happy mood, hehe, what will it look like after the fusion, I am already looking forward to it.

Open the quest reel and take a look,

"Requirements: Reincarnation Ring, two classes, and all basic skills are advanced"

Dizzy.,Don't say it's a basic skill on the mage side, it's a top-level skill, and I'm almost practicing it.,But the warrior side has just started to practice.,Stab.,Slash.,Pick and other basic skills haven't arrived yet.,It's more troublesome.,Practicing skills while killing monsters is slow and inefficient.,It looks like you have to go to the practice room.。

Since then, there has been another little soldier who is immersed in hard work in the ancient practice room of Yanhuang City, and said, can this damn scarecrow change his expression, I have been cutting for an hour, and I want to vomit when I see the appearance of the scarecrow practicing the exercises, and I want to practice it well in the basic skills - cutting, it is so troublesome, I dare not imagine, if I pick it,...... (Scarecrow: I, who I have provoked, look at my scarred body, look at my selfless dedication, look at my unyielding will, look at my .......) Boss, this month's bonus is going to be doubled!! )

"Little brother, have you fallen out of love?" A cute bow girl asked me with a tilted head.

Dizzy, "Where am I like to be out of love?" "There's nothing I can say to look at this cute little ghost.

"Mom said that people who are out of love are like you, anyway, that's !!" After saying that, I looked like I knew it very well.

I fainted, I was knocked on a stroke today, and I was forced to "fall out of love" by a ghost, I was going to cry.

"Little brother, be good, don't cry, my sister will give you candy!" As she spoke, she handed me the half-eaten lollipop, and it was really touching to see her staring at the lollipop reluctantly, knowing that she had made a lot of determination.

Forget it, I've been practicing for so long today, so let's go offline as soon as possible, maybe something will happen if I continue to hold on like this!

When I got off the line, I saw that Lizi, Liangzi, and Fan were discussing a meeting.

"What are you three doing?" I'm confused.

"Ah, you're back to life, boss!" Li Zi said with a grin,

"Die, when have I ever died!" This guy touched my head early in the morning.

"Boss, you know that I am from the Academy's Self-Discipline Association, and during this time, there was a perverted Silver Demon, who specialized in the girls' dormitory to commit crimes, which has caused panic, and our Self-Discipline Association has also issued a death order!!" Fan said with a heavy face.

"What, enter the girls' dormitory to commit a crime? Said, Xue'er, they're okay. As soon as I heard this, I became anxious.

"Boss, don't worry, it's okay for the time being, this guy just steals underwear, panties, bras and the like, there is no such thing as forcible annihilation and robbery as you imagined, and the lost things will be returned intact the next day." Plum looked at me and laughed again.

"Say, why didn't you say it earlier, I'm still worried about it." It scared me, I thought it was some kind of perverted silver devil, it turned out to be a disgruntled thief.

"Boss, this is not an ordinary thief, it seems that he is a master of light skills, he can climb up to the eighth floor, and you should also worry, this guy is getting bolder and bigger, from ordinary girls to now he has begun to extend his claws to our top ten beauties, hehe, boss, your wives account for more than 30%, that is, hehe." Li Zi smiled silverly, and the following words are self-evident.

"That's it, boss, if you want someone to take Sister-in-law Xue'er's 'that' to 'that', you're not going to vomit blood!"

Damn it, if you dare to touch my precious wife, I'll skin him!

Hurriedly made a call to Xue'er and Baobao, they are also very nervous now, someone has been stolen in the building, several girls are sad and indignant, although the things have been returned, but who dares to use them, fortunately, Xue'er and they are fine.

"Boss, now the student union and the art club are jointly rewarding, saying that the person who catches the thief can get a VIP card of the art club, with which he can visit and participate in the activities of the art club, and the student union will give a personal bonus of 5000, and the club to which he belongs can get twice the budget. The most rare thing is that Zhuo Lin among the top ten beauties declares that whoever catches this thief will have dinner with him, hehe, you also know that you can do a lot of things after dinner! Ryoko's little eyes were red hearts, as if she had seen a good night with her beauty.

"Okay, I'll pay attention to this matter, let's act together, and contact us in time if there is news!" To be honest, if it weren't for the threat to my three good wives, I wouldn't have bothered to care about this kind of thing, maybe it was God's selfish punishment for me, and I would have been punished in a while, hey!

"Hey, it's me on a date."

"The VIP card is mine."

"The bonus is mine, and I'm going to get promoted"

Dizzy, the thief hasn't seen it yet, and the three of them have already begun to divide the spoils. It's rare to be lively on campus, all thanks to this underwear thief.

Ula, a group of baseball club members rushed over on the opposite side, everyone had a stick in their hands, and one of them seemed to be the captain shouted, "Comrades, for our club, for our female compatriots, for your president and my xingfu ......" The words were not finished, %¥◎-! -(。 A group of people had already rushed out, and only the poor president was left on the ground.

"Protect our beautiful president, the thief belongs to our karate club." A large crowd of people rushed over,

A bunch of four-eyed pheasants from the Science Society are holding things like mine detectors, one by one, skewering around like spies.

"Sisters, we must defend our dignity and defeat the silver thief !!" Ulla, another group of women's rangers.

If you continue like this, the world will be in chaos!

Forget it, let's go to the library to cool off.

"Members, for the sake of our club's budget, everyone is off work today, and we will go all out to arrest the silver thief, our club will sweep away the haze and become a first-class club, go!"

I was dizzy, and I was kicked out before I could enter the door, doesn't there be a place for me to stand in such a big college, let's go see the baby them, it's safer to have me by my side.

Walking on the way to Xue'er's dormitory, their dormitory is located next to the garden is relatively quiet, and the treatment of the girls is good, and suddenly a person rushed in front of me and threw something on my head. Fragrant, something.

Ah~~~, it's a cute little panties embroidered with koalas,

It was the silver thief just now!!

"Thief, you can't run, sisters!!"

Shoot him!

"It's not a small cowardice, dare to steal our things!"

%※-(◎(-◎※)◎A violent beating.,I'm recruiting someone to provoke whom.,I really shouldn't go out today.。

As a last resort, there was only true qi to shake away these broomsticks and mops and the like, and shouted:

"I was wronged !!"

"Brother Zhong, why are you?" Cher recognized me first.

"Ah, husband, why do you have this habit, you can tell us if you want, how can you take other people's things!" The baby looked unwilling, as if I shouldn't have stolen someone else's, I should have stolen her, what kind of thinking is this?

There was already a crowd of people around, and the plums had come in out of nowhere.

"No, Boss, how could it be you?"

"But also, only the boss has this kind of elusive skill."

Say, these bastards, they are still saying such things at this time!

"Misunderstanding, it was a complete misunderstanding, I didn't steal it, the situation was like this......" I hurriedly explained it before the next outburst of anger.

"Well, it's not him, the thief we just saw is much fatter than him!" After calming down, the women finally regained some discernment.

"yes."

"Yes, yes, I don't want to."

……

At this time, our beautiful President Chen Sulan walked towards me with a flushed face, and I hurriedly waved my hand to show my innocence.

The beautiful president suddenly stopped, "I know it's not you, how can you do such a thing with so many beautiful girlfriends, it's just ......"

"Just what?" I had a question mark on my face???

"Let's disperse, let's continue to look for the thief, now it is certain that the family is a fat man!"

As soon as I heard that there was a clue, everyone immediately split up, and I saw that it was okay, and I wanted to go back to the dormitory to lie down, and it was not suitable to go out today.

"Wait"

"Anything else?"

Chen Sulan suddenly stomped her foot, "The things in your hands belong to someone else!"

Yes!!!!

I was at a loss, I forgot the stolen goods in my hand, and finally somehow returned this cute little panties to Chen Sulan, and finally people gave me a spy, and I had to treat myself at night to make amends, as for the reason, do you need a reason, you don't need it!

Baby and Cher held my arm one by one, baby this elf, just like to rub her bulging breasts, hey, the weather is so hot!

"Husband, do you like that style of pants?" The baby asked me innocently, and Cher next to her smiled.

"This, no, I don't have any more requirements for this."

"Then why did you look reluctant to hold your senior sister's pants just now!"

Dizzy, when did I give up.

"People are dressed in white bunnies today!"

Pounce, two liters of blood have finally left me, this little witch!

"Husband, do you want to know what Sister Xue is wearing?"

"Baby, don't say it!" Although Cher gave me everything, she still didn't have a baby to let go in this aspect.

I grabbed Xue'er, who wanted to escape, and kissed her fiercely, "Obediently, tell my husband what you are wearing today, otherwise I will do it myself!" ”

Cher glanced at me shyly, and her voice was as small as a mosquito, "poloya"

No, Xue'er, you are wearing a transparent thong, I feel that my blood is boiling now, and I consciously fantasize in my mind that Xue'er is wearing a surname Poloya, and what she looks like in front of me.

"Hmph, it's not like you last time you said you liked people's surnames, they all bought it for you, a little pervert!"

555555555。 It's really my good wife.

"None of you can run tonight!" I immediately set my mind big.

"Hmph, you just want to make it bad all day!"

"Yes, yes!"

"Do you like it?"

……

In the end, I decided that the safest place now is Kako's karate gym, when others are in full swing, we and I are sitting in heaven, eating fresh fruits peeled by the baby, drinking cold drinks fed by her, resting on Xue'er's plump body, enjoying Xiangzi's massage service, it seems that today is not bad!

"Is Brother Zhong delicious?"

"Well, it's delicious, baby fragrant."

"You, you're really going to enjoy it!" Cher massaged my head and told me some interesting stories about campus.

"Serving the husband is every wife's vocation, and it is our honor!" Or Xiangzi is more obedient, saying that nothing else is good, but the education in this area is good.

"Ahem, Xue'er, baby, you should learn more from Senior Sister Xiangzi."

"Yes, my husband."

"Ahh!!h

………………

As the only eyewitness, I was approached by our president Mei to describe the thief's appearance, and according to my impression, the image of a chubby, melancholy thief with glasses appeared.

Li Zi took this wanted warrant and swore to our beautiful president: "President, I will definitely catch this damn thief and give you anger!" ”

"If you catch us, I'm afraid our school will go out of business." Our president's tepid reply, immediately knocked the plum into the abyss, this guy has tried his best to break into the art club, and originally wanted to help him, but thinking of today's guy's downfall, let him suffer a little!

"Woo, am I so worthless?" Poor plums.

"That thief may be as unloved as you are." Liang Zizi picked up the portrait and sighed, "You are sympathetic! ”

"Probably from the same constellation!"

……………… What two idiots!!

We'll have to come up with a plan!!

In the art club,

"The president is like this, we want to borrow these things from everyone to lure the thief into the bait, and a few of us are ambushed around."

The beauties looked calm, but they didn't seem to have much hope.

"If it really doesn't work, forget it, let's use our impersonation!" I don't want to be misunderstood.

President Mei hurriedly waved his hand. "Don't get me wrong, we just wanted one or two things that weren't attractive, come with me."

Thump~~~~~

"Borrow more from you, maybe the effect will be better!" I didn't expect the president, who has always been calm, to have such a side.

"Thank you" It seems that I really underestimated their openness. Women, especially beautiful women, like to show themselves, but they don't like to be passive.

Sweat......

Whoa......

The veranda next to the garden is full of all kinds of underwear, bras, trousers, conservative, surname, trendy, retroactive, even more exclusive than a specialty store.

"Wow!"

"It's spectacular!"

"My eyes are glazed!"

"The stimulus is too big, and I'm afraid that the thief will fall to his death."

"Hehe, you can't steal from yourself, everything has a master!" Our U.S. president warns of plums, who are already a little ready to move.

"How could it be, we are such upright people, resolutely fight a beautiful underwear defense battle!!"

"Please rest assured, the chief, resolutely complete the task!"

“…… I think it's too obvious that he probably won't take the bait. ”

"Well, it's easy to spot!"

"Don't worry, rats always have to eat!"

In the evening, the stars twinkled silently in the night sky, and who knew that under such a calm night sky, a conspiracy was going on?

"The popularity of our academy this year is very high, and we have the absolute upper hand in the recent confrontation with the Northern War! Ha ha! ”

"Yes, there are several amazing characters in this class of freshmen, and Mingyue's joining has also attracted a lot of talents!"

The principal and director are inspecting the campus to inspect the people's situation.

"Huh? What is that??? ”

Rustling ~~~~~

"Ahh Shame, detrimental to the appearance of the school!!" The headmaster's mouth was big enough to fit a teapot.

Here's the thing, the director next to him hurriedly explained......

"Who came up with such a strange trick and made me angry."

"Yes...... Ah, let's go have a drink first! "These naughty eggs let me carry the black pot.

I, Plum, Fan, Ryoko and Kako were squatting in the corner and waiting. Xiangzi is a representative of girls, because her kung fu is very good, Zhuge Qing'er has never been interested in this kind of thing, I don't think anyone dares to steal her underwear, unless she doesn't want to live.

"I still think it's too exaggerated, I'm afraid it will backfire and scare away the thief!" Fan said worriedly.

Hush!

Da, da...... Click.

"Here we are." "Spread out". "Attention!"

"Dude, you've been arrested!!"

"Hee-hee, I'll talk about it when I catch it." The thief has a nimble that doesn't match his size, and he wants to run away with a backflip, but if he does, I don't have to mess around. A finger wind knocked him down, and it hit the god and sealed the hole.

Then there's the plum and their business. %-※…… ◎#¥

"Tell me honestly, why did you steal underwear!"

"No, it's not, because I'm stupid, no woman likes me, so I ......", seeing that his face was already very fat, and now it is even more swollen like a pig's head, and I feel a little pity for him in my heart.

"Just go and steal underwear, it's useless!"

The little fat man helped his eyes, "I don't have any other hobbies, I've been particularly interested in stealing things recently, especially when I see beautiful women's underwear, I have indescribable excitement, I can't help but take one, I didn't expect to be addicted, the things I stole have been returned, I just want to experience the process of that kind of excitement, and I didn't do anything else!" ”

After saying that, he looked at the mercy of Jun, which was really pitiful.

"You go, forgive me this time."

"Lizi, you're crazy, you let him go, and you won't be eaten by that group of dinosaurs!" Ryoko wanted to pull a handful of plums that walked to the edge of the cliff.

"Forget it, as long as he doesn't commit it in the future, if he is made public, he will be expelled from school!"

"Sister-in-law, I still have your help with this aftermath!"

"Oh? Is it. Husband, what do you think? ”

Li Zi immediately turned his head and pounced on me, "Big brother, pull my brother by the hand!" ”

"Yes, it seems that someone didn't have the conscious surname of the little brother just now!"

"Boss, you don't remember the villain, just save me!" Looking at Li Zi's sincere appearance, well, it's almost there.

"Okay, Xiangzi, you can do your little brother a favor, otherwise he will be finished." At a critical time, I have to save him as a big brother.

Under Xiangzi's eloquent description, everyone forgave the poor thief, and a beautiful woman even wanted to know him, dizzy, what kind of world is this, Li Zi can't help but want to do this kind of thing.

"Hey, it's a pity, people still want to share the wonderful night with the thief hero, but it's also convenient! Bye-bye, handsome guys. After speaking, he stretched his figure, straightened his full chest, and under the drooling of all the men, Zhuo Lin went back to sleep.

"No, ~~~~~~~~~~~~" Li Zi's scream pierced the beautiful night sky and startled three or two wild mandarin ducks.

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