Chapter 15: Sending the Dead Away

Fang Wei said this is not unreasonable, when I was a child, I also heard my grandfather tell me that after this person dies, cats, dogs and other animals cannot be allowed to get close to the corpse, let alone cats and dogs, not even rats.

First, I was afraid that those animals would have a bestial attack and bite the corpse.

The second is that I am afraid that those beasts will rob the dead people's anger and let the dead people cheat the corpses!

According to the folk saying, people live a breath, if a person dies, the breath will be gone, in case it happens to let the cat and dog next to the corpse rob the past, the dead will have resentment, scientifically speaking, it is this kind of resentment and the static electricity on the cat's body resonate, thus forming a fraudulent corpse!

After the corpse is faked, the dead corpse will be "alive", and when he sees someone, he rushes up and hugs it tightly, and his strength is surprisingly great, and several adult men can't pull it away, and they don't let go until they strangle people.

After Qingfeng Dao Leader invited Fang Wei's words, he said with a little anger:

"I'll let you carry it, and you'll go and carry it! Where did so much nonsense come from, this Dao has been cultivating for decades, and it will make a cat turn against the sky? ”

Who knew that Fang Wei said with an embarrassed face:

"Dao Chief, after my father died, my daughter-in-law disliked that the cat had a country on it, and she was afraid of biting the child, so she let her beat it to death with a wooden stick, so she ...... It was buried under a tree outside the courtyard......"

After hearing Fang Wei's words, Qingfeng Dao Chief's face immediately sank, and he pointed at him and scolded:

"You two unrighteous and unfilial brutes! If you hadn't ignored the old man on weekdays, he would have found a cat to keep him company? Now it's okay, as soon as the person dies, you will trample on his heart, and you do this with sincerity to prevent the old man from leaving with peace of mind! ”

Fang Wei listened to Qingfeng Dao Chang's words, purple and red, and he lowered his head and couldn't speak at the moment.

"Hurry up and dig up that cat's carcass and bring it over!" Qingfeng Dao Leader looked at Fang Wei and said.

Fang Wei listened to Qingfeng Dao Chief's words, and hurriedly found a shovel from the courtyard and ran out of the courtyard, Fang Weiren had just run out, when the blood-red coffin in the courtyard came out again.

"Bang!"

The muffled sound suddenly interrupted the crowd in the courtyard who were still talking, so they all looked at the coffin, their eyes full of fear.

The timid people quietly went home when they saw this, and the remaining bold and curious people were also far away from the coffin, and no one dared to come forward.

Qingfeng Dao Chang walked around the coffin, then looked at me and said:

"Thirteen, come here."

When I heard the words of the head of the breeze, I felt that at that time. Pear blossoms bring rain, sobbing and stinging, and the heart is crying blood!

You said it's not good for you to call someone, but you just called me over, am I your own apprentice? In case the old man in the coffin jumps out and gives me a moment, it's not a joke, every minute can kill my family!

Thinking of this, I covered my stomach with both hands, looked at Qingfeng Dao Chang with a painful look on my face and said:

"Master, no, I'm ...... I suddenly had a stomachache and I went to the toilet first! After saying that, I didn't care if the Qingfeng Dao Leader agreed or not, turned around and ran.

The green mountains are here, and I am not afraid of no firewood!

"Stop! Don't pretend to be Lao Tzu! If you run away today, you will sleep in the grave circle every day from now on!! "The anger of the Breeze Dao Leader came behind me.

After hearing the words of the Qingfeng Dao Chief, I had to stop and secretly sigh that this ginger is still old and spicy, this Qingfeng Dao Chang is really inhumane!

Reluctantly, I turned around and walked slowly towards the Breeze Leader and the coffin beside him.

The closer I got to this blood-red coffin, the harder my heart beated, the more the hell I looked at this coffin, the more I felt that something was wrong?

You say that what color coffin does this Fang Wei buy is not good, you have to buy a blood-red one, for fear that it will not be enough to infiltrate people? !

But after thinking about it, I understood, maybe he knew that his father was angry when he died, and it was rumored that the red color could ward off evil spirits, so he bought such a color coffin.

I thought to myself, and walked to the coffin, and the head of the breeze said to me:

"Come here and take a hand, and push the lid of this coffin open with me!"

Hearing Qingfeng Dao's words, not only did my stomach hurt at this time, but my heart was broken, let me push open a dead man's coffin that could be deceived at any time, isn't it embarrassing?!

I'm still a kid......

"What are you doing stunned?! Push hard! "Qingfeng Dao Chang was stunned when he saw me, and he looked at my head all at once.

"Master, this man's head and woman's waist can't be touched if you're not a lover!" I held my head and complained, but I walked up to him and worked hard with him to slowly push the lid of the coffin open.

After the coffin was opened, I could clearly feel an extremely strong chill coming out of the coffin, and I couldn't help but shiver on the side of the coffin!

I pushed the lid of the coffin open with my eyes closed, and after pushing the lid of the coffin, I immediately took a few steps back, for fear that the dead man in the coffin would protrude out and have a close contact with me.

However, the Qingfeng Dao Leader had an indifferent expression, and his eyes kept staring at the dead man inside the coffin.

"This corpse is blessed, hurry up and find the cat!" Qingfeng Dao said and yelled at the door.

After a while, Fang Wei ran in with a shovel in one hand and a dead cat covered in dirt in the other.

"Dao Chief, the cat is coming, the cat is coming." Fang Wei ran to Qingfeng Dao Leader and handed over the dead cat.

Qingfeng Dao Leader just glanced at it and said:

"Wash it, wrap it in a white cloth, and bring it to me."

Fang Wei is frightened now, what Qingfeng Dao Leader said, how dare he not listen? Without saying a word, he hurriedly ran into the house with the dead cat, and in less than ten minutes, he hurried out of the house wrapped in a white cloth and the washed dead cat.

After Qingfeng Dao Leader took the dead cat from Fang Wei's hand, he said to the dead man in the coffin:

"Old man, this person is humane, ghosts also have ghost paths, I know the grievances of your death, but when people die, you should go with peace of mind, no matter how wrong your son is, isn't he still your son? Don't be embarrassed, let this cat accompany you on the road! Qingfeng Dao said as he gently placed the dead cat into the coffin.

"Thirteen! Closed coffin! ”

I hurriedly stepped forward, closed my eyes and closed the coffin lid with Qingfeng Dao Chang, about the dead man inside, I didn't dare to look at it, the photo in the room before scared me enough, if I was looking at this dead man, in case he suddenly opened his eyes, he could scare my soul to Pujia Village!

"Change the rope and restart the coffin!" After closing the coffin, Qingfeng Dao Chang looked at everyone and shouted.

At this time, several people stepped forward and tied the rope that had been prepared to the coffin, the rope was knotted, and the rope buckle was put on the coffin, and the eight men who carried the coffin stood at the same time, ready to wait for the password to carry the coffin out of the funeral.

"Get out of the coffin." With the shout of the old man before, the eight men used force at the same time to directly lift the red coffin and carry it out of the courtyard in a leisurely manner.

The coffin just came out of the gate, the big yellow dog in the yard stopped barking, and went back to the nest and lay down, it seems that it is tired enough, I estimate that if it can speak, it will definitely scold at this time:

"But the carried it away!"

The person carrying the coffin, following behind the flag-carrying and paper-tied team, slowly walked towards the cemetery.

Qingfeng Daoist stood at the door and stared at the funeral procession for a long time before he said to me:

"Thirteen, it's okay, it's time for us to go home......"

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"Hurry up! Do you want to sleep in the cemetery at night? With your physique, you still want to be a Taoist priest, and you still want to catch ghosts and eliminate demons? Hurry up! I don't want to eat tonight, do I?! Run fast! The steamed buns are beckoning, and the buns are calling! Riding a borrowed bicycle, Captain Seikaze turned back to me as I was running.

I now see the Qingfeng Road Chief's poor beating, I want to twist his head off as a ball kick, this road is quite far, he also deliberately detoured, he is good by himself, riding a bicycle, I have been running for four or five miles in a row, can I not be tired?

Finally followed the Qingfeng Dao Chang, ran back to the Taoist Temple, and just wanted to go back to the house to lie down and rest, but his legs were swollen.

"First feed the chickens, then cook and boil the water." The words of the chief of the breeze reached my ears before I entered the house.

At that time, I wanted to break out, to make a revolution, to call a landlord, and our serfs turned over to be the secondary masters, but after thinking about it, we need capital to make a revolution, buddy, we don't have anything now, what do you want to make trouble?

Even if we call the landlord, we have to have a good deck of cards, right? Always can not take seventeen single cards called the landlord, the flop of the province to see, well, and three more single.

Forget it, endure the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky, this saying is good, a manly man, can stretch and bend, feed the chickens and cook!

I worked until the evening, after dinner and bathing, I had time to rest, and when I returned to my room, I sat on the bed, rubbing my swollen and painful legs, and took off the jade pendant from my neck.

I don't know why, since An Rushuang's accident, I haven't thought about her inexplicably in the dead of night, this kind of thinking comes out of my bones, with thoughts and worries......

I worried about myself for a long time before I put the jade pendant back on my neck.

Looking at the empty room with no room except for a bed and a table, I miss the world of flowers outside.

Not to mention giving me a computer, at least give me a whole TV to watch, so that I can always understand national events and all kinds of life, so that I will not be out of touch with this rapidly developing society.

Come on, I'll go and make a request to him tomorrow, or don't you suffocate to death in this room alone every night?