Thirty-six hi hi riddles

This bandit is also an old man, so he naturally knows what he means, so he immediately nodded secretly, nodded at the old men one by one, and slipped into the kitchen. When they were doing ghosts here, the old man didn't pay much attention, only Da Shao kept zài this vigilance, Niu Erzhu saw that he was sneaky, he knew that he didn't have a good heart, although he had the heart to remind, but he didn't know where to start, when he was wording, he walked up quickly and grabbed Niu Erzhu's hand: "Let's talk about it later, today I will put you on the face of the old man, and there will be a big banquet here for a while, you are also considered to be like-minded, it is better to eat a few bites together, and make friends, Of course, you can not go, but this area has my eyeliner, and I know exactly where you are! ”

Chuang Potian said that he was leaving them to eat, whether he went or not, he followed Niu Erzhu and others, but his hands were clenched, and he couldn't help but say, pull Da Shao and leave, Ma Fengyi looked at it, and immediately became unhappy, good for you, you are a New Year's greeting in your mouth, and you have a knife in your heart, wow, are you going to keep people to eat? You're trying to harm people in secret! Ma Fengyi gritted her teeth, stretched out her hand to buckle the vein of breaking through the sky, Niu Erzhu hurriedly shook his head secretly, no, you can't do it now, you don't know what the idea of breaking through the sky is, it is easy to startle the snake at this time!

Besides, although this old man doesn't know anyone, and he looks crazy, no matter what people think in their hearts, after all, they are doing themselves a favor, and it doesn't seem interesting for their gang to just slap their butts and leave, leaving the old man here. And if you break through the sky, you just go, and people will follow you, and you will still have to face this gang of bandits when the time comes, it is better to fight them to the end now, but this old man can still cover it, and he doesn't dare to blatantly do it!

Chuang Potian grabbed Niu Erzhu with one hand, and nodded back at the old man: "Your old man please, good wine and good food will be available for a while, our grandfather and son just recognized each other today, it is a gratifying and congratulatory day, today I will accompany you to drink two cups, our grandfather is also hot!" ”

The old men agreed in unison, and without saying a word, they walked inside, and when one of them passed by Chuang Potian's side, he seemed to inadvertently touch this kid. Chuang Potian didn't pay attention at first, thinking that it was just the old man's feet slipping, so he quickly pretended to reach out to help, who knew that this hand had just touched the old man's elbow, and the whole body was numb, and he couldn't move a little, but fortunately, after a while, when Chuang Potian understood the taste, Niu Erzhu had already broken free from his control and went into the house with the old man.

The root of the teeth that break through the weather is itchy, this old thing, it will spoil my good deeds, you fucking wait, wait a while, Lao Tzu will turn over you, the old immortal, I will make you regret that you are a person! The first Buddha who broke through the heart of the heavens ascended to heaven and the two Buddhas Nirvana, but his face was not brought out at all, he was still smiling, and he didn't understand, where is this godfather and son, it is simply his own grandson, and his grandson is not so filial!

When I got to the house and looked at it again, I was half cold in my heart, this group of old men really knew how to choose a place, the house was full, and the windows and doors were blocked, this time it was good, but someone ran out. One of the old men found a window position, Niu Erzhu was next to him, and the other innermost position was reserved for himself. Breaking through the sky and turning it over in my heart, this is an expert, this saves yourself from making trouble, and secondly, you can secretly protect Dashao!

But now that you're ready, there's nothing to be afraid of. Breaking through the sky and pretending to sit down steadily, after a while, the cups and plates were listed, but it was time to open the flowing water seat. Niu Erzhu saw that the dishes on this table were extraordinarily rich, don't look at Da Shao now as a leader, but there are still a lot of people who can't be named, and this dish is also made well, red, green, green, and green, it is very good-looking, and it makes people have a great appetite at a glance!

This old man is not polite, a good thing is served, without saying a word, pick up the chopsticks and eat, Niu Erzhu looked at it next to him, but he couldn't sit still, this old man hey, really stupid or fake stupid, is this a place to eat with confidence? Aren't you afraid that he will drug you? Niu Erzhu didn't say it clearly, so he secretly stepped on the old man's shoes on tiptoe, and looked at the sky with his eyes, which obviously meant that this thing can't be eaten?? Ghost Silent 36

Da Shao stepped on this foot, and found a strange thing, why is this old man's feet so hard, like a dry wood? Could it be that you are wearing some special shoes? Niu Erzhu lowered his head slightly, no, the old man was wearing ordinary mille-feuille cloth shoes, and he couldn't see any difference?

Although this old man was weird, he was not stupid, he seemed to understand immediately, and pushed the chopsticks: "Son, are you drugged in this dish?" He didn't expect the old man to ask like this, so he quickly covered it up: "No, no, look at what you always say, am I that kind of person?" Even my own father can do it, am I still human? How unfilial I must be! ”

Niu Erzhu almost sneezed, this broke through the sky, he looked like a man, yin and ruthless, and his feelings pretended to be more like a grandson than his own grandson! If you don't have more than six children, how many people don't have six children, is that your father? People take advantage of you, and you gladly accept it, how shameless does this have to be? It seems that Cao Kun is quite helpless to be his godfather, this kid may not have relied on it in the first place!

The old man didn't speak, he put the chopsticks up again, and was just about to eat, but suddenly put it down again, Niu Erzhu looked at it coldly, okay, this group of old men is all one action, it's not the same, it would be good if it were the army! The old man slapped his chopsticks, and suddenly said in unison: "By the way, what did you mean by saying 'hi hi riddle' to that bald fat man just now, do you want to give me sweat medicine?" ”

The sweat has come down, is this old man a dog or something, and he has heard all the feelings? Then why is he still pretending, playing with me? Breaking through the sky and secretly touching his hand to the pistol, ready to fight with the old man at any time, but his mouth is still looking for a fold: 'Ah, which one do you always say, that is our native dialect, 'Hi Hi Mystery Er' is to add more condiments, so that you can always eat deliciously, there is no other meaning, you always think too much! “

As soon as he said this, he didn't even believe it, and he had to have a level of lying, and I was afraid that a three-year-old child wouldn't believe it if he said these two hundred and five lies. Niu Erzhu looked at the sky for a long time, this kid's face was green, Da Shao felt funny, and said in his heart: Okay, boy, you can say this, I see how you died! Who knew that this old man's behavior was even more unexpected, and when he heard Chuang Potian say this, he actually believed it, and nodded with satisfaction: "I see, I said, it's still my own son's filial piety, and it's not in vain that your mother worked hard at the beginning!" After that, the old man picked up the chopsticks, like a starving ghost reincarnated, picked up a large chopstick dish, and stuffed it into his mouth! ——by:87942204368064376|404——>