I'm a very unlucky person, from birth to the present, basically unlucky things haven't let me go, how long can I live, the word bad luck seems to be ready to follow me for as long as long.

The last time I treated Hai Dongqing as a thief, a trick of the immortal pointed the way to break his backyard flower, this incident from the day it happened until now, basically no one has forgotten it, and from time to time it will be brought up by the blind boss and ridiculed.

Of course, this matter is ridiculed, I don't mind, brother!

you and me! I knew I should have given you two more strokes in the first place!

But now.

At this moment.

I feel like I'm really going to die.

Shen Han's parents have passed away a long time ago, and her grandparents are completely equivalent to her parents.

Other words.

I beat this old man in Hai's house = Unceremoniously beat Shen Han and her grandfather at Shen Han's house = I went to see my parents and smoked my father-in-law = I'm fucking dead.

Although the blind boss said that he couldn't see things, his ears and brain were not decorations, and he seemed to understand what the situation was as soon as he entered the door.

So at this time, he was "I don't know this idiot" with a face, whistling at the small garden outside the door, and pretending not to know anything.

The reaction of the fat uncle and the sunspot was even more exaggerated, both of them were like dehydrated fish, they grew their mouths, looked at me, and then looked at Old Man Shen, their eyes were full of disbelief.

"I, I" Little Buddha can't speak neatly now, his body keeps shaking, his eyes widen, he raised his hand and pointed at me and said, "Why didn't I find you so awesome!" Exercise! When I was in the underworld, it would be beautiful if there was someone like you who dared to beat me! ”

As soon as the little Buddha said this, the master raised his hand and slapped him on the back of the head.

"What nonsense?" The master said in a low voice.

Then, the master looked at me helplessly and shook his head: "The misunderstanding of this matter is big, but I can't complain about Xiao Yuan." ”

"Yes, yes! You can't blame him! Old Man Hai raised his head and laughed, laughed three times, and then raised his legs and walked towards me.

Old Man Hai stood beside me, his face full of happiness, and patted me on the shoulder: "The young man did a good job!" The strength in your hands is also very strong! A ragged colt may make a good horse! The afterlife is terrifying! ”

"Old man Hai, you fucking thing" Old Man Shen covered his head and glared at Old Man Hai with grief and indignation: "Do you still have a fucking conscience!" Lao Tzu was beaten, and you still say cool things?! ”

"Who told you to dress like a thief?" Old Man Hai gloated and said: "Our Hai family mansion has a lot of treasures, if it weren't for these righteous people, we would have been stolen by thieves for eight lifetimes." ”

"I'm stealing my own things!" Old Man Shen was even more angry.

"Ouch, look at what you said, how reasonable you are." Old Man Hai smiled and said, "I'll tell the old lady about this later, and see if she can pump you." ”

Hearing this, Old Man Shen's expression suddenly changed.

"Don't talk about this kind of thing," Old Man Shen muttered without confidence.

"Huh?" Old Man Hai raised his eyebrows: "Then you talk about it, take it or not, is it a thief?" ”

"You fuck" Old Man Shen was so angry that he was about to have a cerebral hemorrhage, and he pointed at the old man Hai and scolded: "Lao Tzu was beaten by a junior, and you still say cool things?!" ”

"Yuan Changshan! Didn't I tell you to stop! Shen Han glared at me viciously, his eyes were red, as if he was about to cry angrily.

"What am I?"

I hurriedly explained, but when the words came to my mouth, I didn't know what to say.

Seeing that I spoke, everyone turned their eyes on me, especially the old man Shen who made me smash a tea tray.

"Grandpa, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I just didn't see it"

I explained with a face full of grievances, raised my hands high, and lay down in front of Old Man Shen with a five-body throw, and then put my hands on my head, and said in a muffled voice: "We are all big men, and we don't play those virtual things, you can clean up as much as you want, you can clean me up as you want, this matter really blames me." ”

"You're worshipping the dead?" Old Man Shen asked me, his expression was very disgusted: "I look unlucky, and now you curse me, what do you mean?" ”

I thought that the mouths of Hai Dongqing, the blind boss and others were poisonous enough, but I didn't expect that there was an even more poisonous one here.

This old gang of vegetables looks like he didn't miss a lot when he was young, uncle, he opened his mouth and said that I looked unlucky?! What do auspicious people look like? You have to have a steel birthmark on your face, right?!

But no matter how I muttered in my heart, I never dared to show it at that time, not to mention that I was really to blame for this matter, if I didn't want to show my manly demeanor in front of Shen Han and others, how could my tea tray be smashed down

Seeing that the direct means didn't seem to work, my mind turned for a moment, and I suddenly had another idea.

"Grandpa!!"

I suddenly let out a scream like a chicken, and squeezed out two tears, and before everyone present could react, I had already crawled next to Old Man Shen and hugged his thigh.

"My grandson is wrong!! Sun Tzu is really wrong!! I cried and shouted, "This time it's really my grandson's clumsiness!" Your Majesty, forgive me a lot! Those who don't know are not guilty!! Grandpa can hold the boat in his belly! Grandpa can run horses on his shoulders! You are right"

I was still shouting, and suddenly I noticed that the room seemed to be quiet.

Everyone looked at me with a stunned expression, and no one said anything, as if they didn't react.

And the old man Hai, who was still supporting me just now, is now also red, and his face is full of disbelief.

"You" Old Man Hai asked me tremblingly, "Why don't you have any backbone at all!" ”

"What kind of backbone do you want for your own family." I replied with a straight face: "My grandson accidentally beat my grandfather, this kind of thing is unreasonable, not to mention"

Before I finished my words, Old Man Shen seemed to be angry and slapped me on the head.

"Who's your grandfather?!! Don't talk nonsense, you kid!! Old Man Shen glared at me viciously.

"Aren't you my grandfather! Although I haven't married Xiaohan yet! Isn't that a matter of time! I was cheeky and continued to hug Old Man Shen's thighs and sell cuteness: "Grandpa, let's not bring such unreasonable, one yard is one yard, you can't retaliate against me in Xiaohan's matter." ”

Hearing me say this, Shen Han also blushed, and then as I guessed, he was pulled to the same front by me.

"Grandpa, those who don't know are not guilty." Shen Han said in a low voice, holding the old man's arm and coquettishly: "Changshan didn't mean it, don't be angry." ”

As soon as I heard Shen Han say this, I immediately became overjoyed, and the old man's face darkened.

Of course, this was just that moment, in the next second, when I heard Shen Han's next sentence, I was about to cry, but Old Man Shen smiled with relief.

"You can beat him up, just beat him up to get rid of his anger, and if he doesn't work, beat him a few more." Shen Han said with a smile, a hint of cunning flashed in his eyes, probably seeing the meaning of what I said just now.

At this time, a sentence appeared in Shen Han's eyes.

"If you want to say a few words, let me help you pull your hand, there is no door!"

Originally, I thought that Old Man Shen would not agree to this request casually, but the truth was beyond my expectations.

"Okay, I'll beat him up, and the matter will be written off."

Seeing that Old Man Shen had made up his mind to beat me, I was embarrassed to say anything more, so I simply got up, squatted on the ground with my head in my hands, and looked at him pitifully.

"Grandpa, you can beat it, you're welcome, I'm just undereducated."

When Old Man Shen heard my words, he smiled very kindly: "Good, grandpa, I will educate you well." ”

As soon as the words fell, he asked me, "I won't beat you up, I'll just knock you with a tea tray, okay?" Just like you knocked on me! ”

"Okay," I replied, swallowing and slurring.

This old man's hand strength is not small, let him knock it with the tea tray, not to mention whether I will be knocked to death, the concussion is a proper result.

"This tea tray is a little cracked, and if you smash it again, it will probably break, so I'll go to the next room and bring a new one." Old Man Shen picked up the tea tray that smashed his head just now and shook his head: "Child, you wait first, and I'll be back right away." ”

I looked at Old Man Shen with some fear and nodded: "Okay, I'll wait for you"

Old Man Shen smiled with satisfaction, greeted everyone lightly, and walked out with his hands behind his back.

"Don't worry, my grandfather is not stingy, it is impossible to really beat you, and he will be like it in a while." Shen Han leaned into my ear and whispered.

Hearing this, I let out a long sigh of relief.

Or the old man knows that he loves children, how can I say that the Shen family has not passed the door, it should be the future grandson-in-law of the Shen family, and it is impossible for him to clean me up to death.

Just when I breathed a sigh of relief and was about to mumble a few words to Shen Han, Old Man Shen came back.

Well.

The old man is back.

He was still holding a tea tray in his hand.

Jade's.

"Come, let grandpa knock it, and we'll write it off."