Chapter 516: Thirty-six Plans to Hit People
At Ningchuan Airport, there are people coming and going in the waiting hall, some are anxiously waiting, some are looking up, and some are reluctant to say goodbye.
There are also large groups of people who send a person on the plane.
In a corner of the departure hall, Nobita and I were squatting in the corner, Yun Yun and Tong Nan were standing in front of us, not paying attention, thinking that the two girls were reprimanding the two boys.
Tong Nan's face was full of worry: "Yunyun, Nobita, you two have to take care of him on the road, in case of illness, you understand." ”
I looked up and said, "Don't worry, nothing will happen." ”
Tong Nan glanced at me: "I mean let them write it down and come back so that they can tell me." ”
I lose! I can only sigh that my life is miserable, and I have to go to someone to save my life, and they are telling a joke.
Nobita patted me on the shoulder: "Needless to say, let's Ning Wa'er, if you don't get sick, you will be like that savage bull, all kinds of sweeping thousands of armies, rampage, Ning Wa'er, what do you say if you get sick on the plane?" ”
I glared at him, "Bastard, can you say something nice?" In case your thing recurs, Lao Tzu won't save you again, and you will be embarrassed. ”
Nobita ripped off his clothes, tilted his neck indifferently and said: "I have to thank you, if you hadn't been sick, I wouldn't have gotten better so quickly. A good healer doesn't heal himself, tsk. ”
I glanced at Nobita's chest, and I have to say that this is really a miracle, the originally black Gu pit has now grown new flesh, but a scar the size of a fingernail has been left there.
Although it's a pity that Qiu Chuji didn't cure me too, anyway, now I'm the only one who has been hit by the ghost Gu technique, which is better than two people getting nervous.
"The plane is about to take off, go ahead, I'll wait for you here, remember to keep in touch with me."
When Tong Nan heard the announcement that the plane was about to take off, he suddenly looked at me with a sad expression.
I got up and nodded, not knowing what to say.
Just as I was about to say something, Tong Nan suddenly stretched out his arms and hugged my neck, and his cold lips were imprinted on my mouth.
I was stunned, and was about to respond, when the cool lips parted, and she turned her head and walked out of the airport.
This is called a simply.
I clenched my fist hard and wailed, "I haven't felt it yet, why is it over?" ”
Tong Nan's footsteps were unhindered, all the way forward, and he walked out of the waiting hall without looking back.
But I knew she was in tears.
This girl is like this, she will try to do her best at all times and satisfy others.
While my heart was bitter, I shook my head and smiled bitterly, Nobita stretched out his hand and shook it in front of me: "Hey, a hot kiss is stupid?" Or is it sick? It's time to board the plane, I'll sue you, don't mess with me at this time, provoke the male master, don't care who possesses you, and directly confiscate your living expenses. ”
I reached out and knocked his paw off, glared at him, and walked forward.
Nobita looked at me with contempt: "Fool, that's the exit." ”
I blushed, had an idea, turned my head and said, "Can't Lao Tzu go to the toilet?" ”
Nobita gave me a middle finger: "Lao Tzu will go with you, I see if you can't pee, what else do you have to say." ”
Huh? Are you still serious with your brother? I haven't heard of a living person who was suffocated by urine, why can't my brother shake two drops of urine when he enters the bathroom?
Nobita likes to be honest with me about these little things, and the bastard thing ran over while talking, and was ready to take me to the bathroom to see what was going on.
I turned my head in annoyance and left, and the moment I didn't want to turn my head, a young woman with a suitcase, a red beret, and a white down jacket suddenly walked in front of me.
The woman's high heels seemed to be a little high, and when I hit her like this, her foot and neck twisted, her body crooked, and she fell down leaning.
I grabbed her hand and pulled her back before she could hit the ground.
"I'm sorry, are you alright?"
I subconsciously bent down and saw her leaning down and caressing her ankles.
The long hot and curly hair hangs down at the shoulders, revealing a fair neck, and she looks like a Peugeot beauty.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just twisted."
The woman didn't say anything, Nobita trotted all the way and pushed me aside with one hand: "How did you walk?" Don't have eyes? Look at the one who hits the person, lose money! ”
I was dumbfounded, what did this kid say? Brain pumping, right? Or did the ghost Gu neuropathy relapse?
The woman hurriedly waved her hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay, there's nothing at all, I'm in a hurry to catch the plane, I'm going faster, it's okay, that's it, goodbye!" ”
The woman didn't seem to want to talk to us too much, so she picked up her suitcase again and walked forward quickly.
It's just that this speed is much worse than the hurried step just now, and I see that she seems to be a little lame walking on her right foot.
Nobita, the kid, hurriedly caught up: "Beauty, what is your surname?" We can't let that kid go, we have to find him for compensation and a lawsuit with him, hey, beauty, don't go so fast, leave a phone number? ”
The woman ignored Nobita and walked faster past the ticket gate.
Nobita walked back to me stupidly, shook his head and sighed: "Alas, being handsome is so unpopular." ”
I feigned anger: "Why did you sell all your brothers for the sake of pickling girls?" ”
Nobita hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no, I'm doing it for your good." ”
I glared: "You're going to sue me with others, and you still say it's good for me?" ”
Nobita put on a look that I knew, and said cheaply: "You don't understand, now this person, you can't bump into each other, didn't you say it on TV, a millionaire hit an old lady, what happened?" lost one million and one thousand, and even lost the underwear, just this woman, at your worth, you can't afford to sell meat?
Brother just said that, that's called diverting attention, that's called shifting flowers, that's called thirty-six tricks......"
I looked at the sky at an angle of forty-five degrees, then walked around the gushing, chattering person and headed for the ticket gate.
Someone ran at me shouting, "Hey, why are you leaving?" You haven't commented on it, brother, how is the art of war used? ”
The Art of War? You're pretending to be a grandson well.
"Damn, aren't you going to the bathroom?"
Someone did a killer trick behind me.
I indifferently handed over the ticket and documents to the ticket inspector, and then shook Nobita's eyes: "I'm holding back, can't I?" ”R1148