"Damn! Damn it! ”

Originally, the SOS group had a two-day holiday, but after a day of rest, Haruhi Suzumiya came to the headquarters in a huff, illegally invaded Ah Xu's room, threw the bag containing the book on the sofa, and sat cross-legged on Ah Xu's bed, with an expression of "I'm not happy, come and comfort me".

At this time, Haruhi was wearing their Gwangyang school uniform, a noble and elegant black suit top and short skirt full of the temperament of the eldest lady, with a white shirt inside, and a bow tie on the collar, but it was rudely ripped off by Haruhi and fell on Ah Xu's bed, and the shirt was unbuttoned.

The skirt of the Guangyang School Park is very short.,Spring sits cross-legged in the spring.,There's no awareness of being a woman at all.,Destroy the breath of the perfect lady.。 Ah Xu thinks that if the teacher of Guangyang School Park sees the appearance of spring, he will definitely expel spring.

"Didn't you report it?" Ah Xuan poured a glass of water for Haruhi and asked strangely.

It was winter when Ah Xu came to the world of Kasuga, and it took a lot of time to make the dimensional gate, and the time when they left this world happened to be the time of spring winter vacation (winter vacation). Because a group of people are the standard protagonist templates of fatherless and motherless (except for Kotomi), no one is interested in the New Year, so they will all happily travel with Ah Xu.

I thought I'd send the black cat and come back.,After all, it's just a gift.,It's just a shuttle.,The only time it took was to make the dimensional gate.。 But they didn't expect them to get lost and strayed into Edward's world.

They stayed there for almost two months, and when they came back, it was already school in the spring.

Kasuga took Ah Xu's cup, tilted his head, drank a few sips, and then wiped his mouth, smashing Ah Xu's bed with his fist, while complaining to Ah Xu: "Isn't it just that there is no report!" Isn't it just more than a month of absenteeism! They, how dare they fire me! Damn it! ”

Really fired...... If you miss school for more than a month and have no news, you will be expelled from any school, right?

Ah Xuan complained silently in his heart, and then poured a glass of water for Haruhi, and said, "Just right, do you like to go to school?" Want to use your experience to brag about your classmates? ”

Spring drank it again, and said depressedly: "School is so boring, ghosts like it!" However, even if you have to drop out! I'll have to go back myself! ”

Ah Xuan smiled, gave her another glass of water, and said, "Isn't the Tsuruya family very powerful?" Why don't you let Tsuruya go through the back door for you, let you report, and then you go and drop out of school in person? Standard pretending to be a slap in the face template! ”

Haruhi Lianggong held the cup, frowned and thought about it, but said: "It's too boring, it's too troublesome, forget it......" took two sips, found that he couldn't drink it anymore, looked at the water in the quilt, and then looked at Ah Xu, "Why do you always pour water for me?" ”

"Quench your anger...... Looks like it's working pretty well. ”

Haruhi glared at Ah Xu, handed the remaining half of the cup of water to Ah Xu, and went directly to the toilet at Ah Xu's house. After a while, he walked out with a relaxed and comfortable face, and regained his vitality.

Only then did she notice that there was another person in the room, who seemed to have too little presence because he was always silent. Haruhi's gaze fell on Ayaba, who was taking care of her clothes, and it seemed that she was disheveled before.

Suzumiya Kasuga looked at Ah Xuan and Ayanami suspiciously, and asked, "What are you two doing?" ”

"Study the body structure of the ship mother and consider the possibility of transforming the ship girl."

Haruhi Suzumiya sniffed the air in the room vigorously, then stopped asking, and said to Ah Xu: "I want to live here too!" Come and move me in a moment! ”

Previously, Kasuga lived in his own apartment, which was a little closer to the school. Now that she was expelled, she wasn't going to go to school, and it was much more fun to play with Ah Xuan than to go to school, so she was ready to move to the headquarters of the SOS regiment - as the head of the regiment, how could she not live in her own headquarters?

Ah Xu and Haruhi arrive at the laboratory near the border of the world, which was originally a vacant space for Kotomi, which was previously used to test the dimensional gate.

However, after Kotomi obtained alchemy, the place was turned upside down - the sky was turned upside down, and Ah Xu couldn't verify it, but the terrain was completely changed, as if he had come to some kind of science fiction world, and there were unknown instruments everywhere. Ah Xu and Kasuga got lost at their SOS regiment headquarters.

"Kotomi! Kotomi! The phone couldn't get through, and there seemed to be a strong signal interference, so Ah Xuan could only use the most primitive and effective method - tearing his throat and roaring loudly.

Sensing an unknown object approaching, Ah Xuan reflexively stretched out his hands, and then felt that his hands sank, and a soft object fell into his arms.

"Dad, what's the matter?" Kotomi was hugged by Ah Xu, and asked in her characteristic soft voice.

Ah Xuan looked up at the sky, and above it should have been the titanium roof of the laboratory, but at this time a hole was broken.

"Can you change the way you play?" Ah Xu put Qinmei on the ground, Qinmei was wearing a white coat, the appearance of a standard scientific research worker.

"I'm testing teleportation methods in different locations within the same dimension." Kotomi said a lot of words that Ah Xu didn't understand, Ah Shu turned his head to see that Kasuga was listening with great interest, and asked, "Do you understand?" Kasuga shook his head without hesitation: "I don't understand...... But it seems to be a lot of fun! ”

To put it bluntly, it's the legendary teleportation...... However, it seems that there is still a bit of a problem now, although the location is correct, but the three-dimensional coordinate gap is a bit large.

"Stay safe, this laboratory is a border, what if we teleport you to the outside of the dimensional wall?" Ah Xu cautiously admonished Kotomi.

Kotomi nodded happily and vigorously, "Hmm! I tested it with other things, but just now my dad called me, I forgot to turn off the device and accidentally started it. But that's okay, I have alchemy, it's safe! ”

Ah Xuan was even more worried...... He felt that he would have to find a few security assistants for Kotomi when he went back.

"What's Daddy looking for me?" Then Kotomi asked again.

"It's okay, help us make a truck, and I'll move for Kasuga."

"Are you moving? Whatever I want, I can refine it directly. ”

Kasuga rejects Kotomi's suggestion, she still wants to use her own things, and moving is not only a change of residence, but also a process of mental activity to abandon the old "self" and move towards a new "self".

No matter how similar it looks on the outside, Haruhi still likes her own things - it's like "home".

Kotomi nodded thoughtfully, just like her teddy bear, even though there are thousands of teddy bears in the world, but only that one belongs to her, even if it is a little damaged, but she has always carried it, repaired it herself, and never wanted to use alchemy to refine a new one.

According to Ah Xu's request, Kotomi made a truck - because she didn't know much about cars, the internal structure was basically the same as that of the armored car, but the shape was changed to the shape of the truck that Ah Xu needed to load things.

Kotomi, who doesn't use alchemy, is an ordinary little girl, and it's basically useless for purely manual work like moving, so she didn't let Kotomi come. Ah Xu greeted Ayanami and Artoria, who was at the headquarters of the SOS Regiment, learning the skills of modern human life.

Naturally, the antique armor could not be worn, probably a long-term habit of women dressing up as men, although now that disguise magic was gone, she was still not used to wearing feminine clothes, so she wore a neutral suit.

With that "handsome" face, it looks like a delicate little fresh meat, but the overflowing killing spirit and the king's spirit, even the actor can't play it.

Moreover, as long as men and women are killed, as long as they go to the street, the return rate is 1000%, which belongs to the level that can cause traffic accidents.

But it's a pity that Ah Xu himself is far more interested in her world than in herself, the ship girl and the deep sea only have the Admiral in their eyes, and they also treat her as the same kind, Tsuruya and Kasuga are only interested in interesting things, Kotomi only has Ah Xu in her eyes, the black cat is a severe middle and second disease, not Yan Kong, Ryoko Asakura only has Nagato Yuki in her eyes, and Nagato Yuki only has books in her eyes......

"Strange, logically speaking, you shouldn't be a Heroic Spirit now, and if you don't have the skills that Heroic Spirits have manifested after legends, you shouldn't have Mount A." Watching Artoria drive the van and showing her superb driving skills, Ah Xuan was puzzled.

"It's not difficult to drive, when I was on Edward's side before, I saw you driving, and when I was learning the skills of modern human life, I saw that driving is also a necessary skill for modern life, so I also learned it." Artoria said lightly, "Today is my first time driving, and it feels good, but I don't have a driver's license." ”

Then because Qinmei forgot to make a ** for the car, she was blocked by the traffic police.

The traffic police politely said to Artoria: "Please show your driver's license." ”

"......" Artoria looked at Ah Xu, Ah Xu looked at Hauhi, and Kasuga glared at Ah Xu - look at me for what I am doing, I don't have a driver's license either!

Ah Xuan took out the phone and called Tsuruya. Not to mention a driver's license, Artoria doesn't even have an ID card, and Tsuruya hasn't gotten her one yet.

Soon, the traffic police's walkie-talkie received the news and let them go - Ah Xu suddenly discovered that he was once so pure, but now he is also corrupt, and he has learned to use privileges!

Haruhi is not the kind of little girl who is keen on dressing up, she doesn't have many things of her own, Ah Xu, Haruhi has one box per person, Ayanami and Artoria have five boxes per person, and a wave of direct resistance to all the things that Haruhi wants to bring.

And Tsuruya also sent someone over and sent a legal license plate to Ah Xu, SOS0000.