Chapter 226: Three Corpses
52_52488 Niu Erzhu was stunned for a moment, pondered carefully, and couldn't help but shudder in his heart, what kind of place is this Nima, coffin shop! Whose eldest sister came here to sleep in the middle of the night? Isn't that crazy? And what's under Niu Erzhu's body? That's the coffin board, under the coffin board is the coffin, Niu Erzhu remembers clearly, there is a corpse in this coffin, it is a rotten corpse that has been rotten for several days, what is this woman doing in there? Sleeping with a dead body? Isn't this Nima a strange thing in the world?
Although Bu Facai reacted slowly, he was not stupid, as soon as he said this, he immediately felt that his hair was fried, and a cold breath was coming from the back of his neck, he didn't know that he was sleeping on the coffin board, but in the middle of the night, a woman came to the coffin shop to complain, that was not right? How can a normal person do such a thing? No need to ask, this Nima is either a crazy child or an evil thing, maybe he is still a ghost asking for his life! Bu Facai had a ghost word in his mind, and immediately his legs went limp, and he fell from the coffin with a thud. (s.)
Bu Facai fell into a lot of meat, touched his ass and barked straight to the dog: "Niu Erzhu, you lack great virtue, you have lost your waist and no crotch bones, where did you put your grandfather?" I can tell you, if you want to fall grandpa badly, I will. The three rats didn't finish speaking, as soon as he looked up, he suddenly saw a coffin in front of him, he was clever this time, and he understood what was going on at that time, and immediately rolled his eyes, and with a snort in his throat, he fell on his back, and immediately turned his back and went away.
Da Shao grinned, this is good, the matter has not been figured out, this scared the past one, Da Shao is not afraid of anything else, the key is really something, and he has to take care of the three rats, and he can't work alone. Da Shao also lost his home, and seeing that there was nothing around that could make people sober, he actually tore open his pants, and without saying a word, he poured a bubble on Bu Facai.
The three rats are also unfavorable for the year, today is a big luck, first let the things in the coffin scared half to death, and then ate Niu Erzhu's "foot washing water", this life is estimated that there will be no appetite, but this soak pee, but it is also very spiritual, Bu Facai sat up with a bone, wiped a handful on his face, and chirped his mouth: "Silly pillar, what condiments did you add?" This soup is a bit weird, you have to drink it quickly, if you don't drink it, it will be bad tomorrow morning, and it will smell like a fucking pee! ”
Niu Erzhu coped with it while stealing his pants, although the two of them were good, but this matter was too damaging, for the safety of his life in the future, Da Shao planned to completely conceal this matter, he felt that he could take this as a joke and tell it to Ma Fengyi on the wedding night, in order to completely confuse the public, Niu Erzhu smiled hippie: "Okay, three rats, do you know what this is?" This is the ginseng mutton soup that the fifth sister boiled for me, Lao Tzu is not willing to drink a sip, it is all for you, since it is mutton, of course, it is a little sassy, haven't you heard of it, you haven't eaten mutton, and you can still make a commotion! ”
Bu Facai was convinced of Niu Erzhu's straightforward explanation, dipped a little juice, put it in his mouth and smacked it carefully: "Carefully taste, the taste is not bad, weird, and a little sweet, call the girl to get a little more in the future, I have been weak in the past two days, and I have to make up for it, don't forget my brother if you have a master, we are a friendship of life and death in the wind and rain!" ”
Niu Erzhu hurriedly turned his head, first, this thing is very strange, there is no time to talk nonsense with him, and secondly, the appearance of fortune and urine is very solemn, Niu Erzhu has to forget about it quickly, otherwise, it is estimated that everything he just ate will have to be spit out. (s.)t/ In order to open up the awkward atmosphere and relieve the guilt caused by drinking urine from the good brother, Niu Erzhu pretended to walk to the coffin: "This is not quite right, mouse, tell me, what happened just now?" ”
Bu Facai put his hand in his mouth and licked it deliciously: "What do you say, what can you do, the three masters are sleeping in Zhengxiang, and suddenly I feel very cold on my body, so cold that I feel uncomfortable, Lao Tzu still thinks that the sleeping posture is not right, just like turning over, at this time, I heard a woman in my ear said that I want to sleep under me, the three masters have always been helpful to others, so they moved, and the person did not move, but since then, I am sleeping colder and colder, but I can't move the place, until you kid come, hey I said, Silly pillar, your soup is a little thin, so it's not dry? Why is there still hair, Ma Fengyi's craft is a bit trendy, and the wool has not been cleaned! ”
Niu Erzhu vomited, vomited darkly, he began to know that he was wrong, Bu Facai drank urine but looked happy, and he hurt people but was extremely uncomfortable, so Da Shao began to believe that there is retribution in this world, but before greater retribution comes, Da Shao must divert the topic, otherwise a greater disaster will await him. Da Shao lifted the lid of the coffin and said a little weakly: "It seems that the strange ones are all in the coffin, three rats, take the oil lamp closer, let's see what the hell is going on!" ”
The brothers quickly saw a penetration, and at the same time, they vomited again, but this time it was not one person who vomited, but two people who vomited, this coffin was too disgusting, there were two corpses lying side by side, a man and a woman, the man seemed to have just the right time, if the corpse died for a long time, even if it was hot, it would not be so disgusting, if the time was too long, there would be a pile of bones left, although it was terrible, there was nothing disgusting, but this male corpse had begun to rot, and the rotten flesh was turning over, A smell of corpses came to the nostrils, but fortunately the weather was cold and there were no insects, otherwise they would have disgusted people to death.
In contrast, the female corpse is quite neat, wearing silk and satin, dressed quite luxuriously, and her appearance is not bad, with heavy makeup, but when it is set off by the male corpse, it looks a little weird, especially a miserable white face, red lips, shining under the oil lamp, it is just like a living ghost, Bu Facai is shocking to see, his hands tremble, the oil lamp fell to the ground, as soon as the lamp was extinguished, the coffin shop was suddenly dark, the autumn wind outside the window was raging, the cool air was through the bones, Da Shao and Bu Facai couldn't help but shiver.
I couldn't see the outline clearly in the dark, only one coffin was lying quietly around, because it was cold, there was a squeaky sound in the coffin, as if there was a dead person lying in each coffin, and it would break out of the coffin at any time, and pounce on the two people who were at a loss, Bu Facai swallowed a mouthful of saliva, at this time he didn't die, it was already good, but this kid was not much better, and came up and hugged Niu Erzhu's thigh: "Second brother, what's wrong, why is it dark all of a sudden?" I'm the most afraid of ghosts, so you have to protect me at this time! ”
Most of the young people's noses are crooked, what do you still ask others? Didn't you slip your hand and throw away the oil lamp, can you be so crazy now? But in the current situation, Da Shao's heart is also a little empty, this matter is obvious, these coffins were arranged by Ma Fengyi, and the fourth is that they were dug up from the nearby cemetery, although those gangsters are unreliable, they can't do two corpses in a coffin, and the others are trivial, the key is that the coffin can't be lifted when it sinks. Contacting what Bu Facai said just now, it is obvious that the female corpse is the one who talked to him in his dream, and they are coming to the door!
But this thing is strange, there are coffin shops everywhere, there are no less than dozens in Tianjin, but no one has heard of it, there is a corpse to find the door by itself, what the hell is wrong with this, is the male corpse in the coffin the husband of the female corpse, and the two of them have come to the bone? But it's not right, the man has been dead for a few days at first glance, and the female corpse has obviously just died, so what's the matter with coming here at this time? And how did a dead man come over, could it be that it was really haunted?
As soon as Da Shao thought of this floor, something happened in this room, in the darkness, those coffins suddenly trembled sharply, shaking all over the room with dust, and there was a chaotic sound, it seemed that those dead people were about to snatch the coffin out, turned over and sat up, the roots of the two brothers' hair stood up, now you have to say that this is not a haunting, it is estimated that both of them can split you alive, this fucking big movement, it is simply the rhythm of scaring the living, the key is that the two of them can't run yet, you have to run, what happened to the Duan Mansion, you may lose the opportunity, And the wild shouting of the third watch in the middle of the night is bound to attract Duan Qirui's attention, if you don't get it right, this matter will have to be exposed!
Niu Erzhu gritted his teeth, whether it was a god or a ghost, it seemed that he could only take a hard look at it, it was impossible to escape, even if there was no such thing as Duan Qirui, because the world was not peaceful, there would be a curfew late at night, so if he ran out like this, he would not be good if he met the officers and soldiers patrolling the streets. It's better to harden your heart and see what is going on, Da Shao made up his mind, took a breath, did not retreat but advanced, raised his leg and went straight to the coffin, Niu Erzhu was not small, and he was not so bad that he couldn't walk, but he forgot that his leg was held by Bu Facai, this step of the leg, the psychology was not prepared, and the three rats stumbled to the ground at once, and they fell dizzy, and they couldn't get up for a long time.
Da Shao was also anxious: "Mouse! You rammer, let go of the second uncle, you fucking mess like this, we both have to be unlucky! Bu Facai was already scared at this time, and there was a life-saving straw here, where would he put it: "Erzhuzi, I know that you are not righteous enough, and if something happens, you have to run away by yourself, I can tell you, now we are grasshoppers on a rope, you want to run by yourself, no way!" Either you'll take me away today, or you'll die together! Da Shao's lungs were blown up, just about to speak, suddenly felt a cold body, a cold air from the soles of the feet straight to the top of the head, Niu Erzhu knew that something was wrong, hurriedly turned his head, this time around, even if it was a bold and careful Niu Erzhu also trembled a little, I saw that the female corpse didn't know when it actually arrived in front of him, the miserable white Dalian was a finger away from him, the red lips were like blood, and he was stretching out to himself, the lady's eyes had been opened, but there were no eyeballs inside, and there were two black holes in the eye sockets of the two black holes! Da Shao was covered in sweat and hair, almost screaming, but Niu Erzhu is Niu Erzhu, after all, he is much bolder than the three rats, at this time, he can still control himself, Da Shao also understands that there is a debtor who is wronged, there is no wood without roots in the world, everything should have a cause and effect, he doesn't do bad things, he is not afraid of ghosts calling the door, for no reason, there will definitely be no ghosts to come to the door! ——15289+d7n7t+9685923——>。