045 Legendary
It's been six days since I returned to the Demon Tower from the Forbidden World.
After the fact, Lei Zhe learned that it was only a few seconds before he left the magic tower, and it seemed that the timelines of the two worlds were completely different, and a few months had passed in the demon forbidden world, and only a few seconds had passed in the collapsed world.
Moreover, at this time, Lei Zhe knew that this collapsed world was called 'Diobs', hey, why did this name come out?
MT, no problem, right?
But Lei Zhe has a headache these days, as for the reason, it is the war between Fang Niang and Lori Long.
Mai Ye Shen Li was leisurely watching jokes on the sidelines, fanning the flames from time to time, or running to other demon kings' territories or something.
This eldest lady is really good, and she has been very familiar with other demon kings in just a few days, so she almost patted her shoulder and called her brother, and cut off the head of the chicken and burned the yellow paper to worship the handle.
Leaving the bedroom, Lei Zhe walked to the living room and found that Mai Ye was sitting on the sofa watching mainland news, the green-skinned beast was frantically shouting to push the magic tower to it, and then a boring but painful news appeared.
"It's rare, I actually saw you at home today, didn't you go somewhere else?" Picking up a glass of water on the coffee table, Lei Zhe sat aside and said to Mai Ye.
With a sigh of relief, Mai Ye turned off the TV and lay down on the sofa, rolled up his straight and slender legs, and said a little boringly: "I've been there, it's not interesting, can't I really leave the magic tower?" The outside world seems to be interesting. ”
His eyes fluttered on Mai Ye's legs, and Lei Zhe didn't hide it at all, hawkers, what do you look at if you don't look at the beauty, isn't the beauty just for people to see? Instead of sneaking around, it's better to be bright! (The voice of the mystery that has disappeared for a long time: you are becoming more and more unrestrained)
Hearing Mai Ye's words, Lei Zhe smiled helplessly: "It should be possible, right?" After all, this tower stipulates that only monsters can't leave, and humans can enter and exit freely, why don't you try? ”
In fact, Lei Zhe also wants to go out and have a look, especially the Dragon Country, I don't know how they cultivate the Holy Dragon Knight, I really want to go and see it!
Hey, I'm going to study with a critical eye!
"It's useless, since she came to this world, she is no longer a human being, including one party, so stay here in peace." The instrument spirit of the Book of All-Knowing, the black-robed Intix, appeared beside Lei Zhe, and then fell headfirst on his lap, and said after taking a comfortable position.
This pseudo-three-no Lori, has it been getting more and more excessive recently? It seems that the buddy has been demoted from the owner to a special pillow?
"Ahem, master, master, please let Nessa and Suzuko stop making trouble, my kitchen!" At this moment, Holline, a strong man who was more than two meters tall, stumbled into the living room, knelt at Lei Zhe's feet, hugged his legs, and tears fell to the ground with a look of grievance.
His performance made Lei Zhe jump, and then held back a smile and said: "Hey, I don't like men, I appreciate your kindness." ”
"Your sister, I don't like men either, master, please let Suzuko and Nessa-sama stop, the kitchen will be destroyed by them!"
Kitchen...
Hearing this, Lei Zhe's eyebrows furrowed, and then he felt his stomach twitch and stir, he was indeed about to be tossed to death in the past few days.
As for the reason, after Lei Zhe inadvertently praised Fang Niang's craftsmanship, Lori Long broke out.
Have you ever seen that dragon cook, and at the level of Deathwing?
Therefore, Lei Zhe's hellish meal time began, often Fang Niang and Lori Long served food at the same time, and then in the eyes of the two of them, Lei Zhe ate all the two portions of food into his stomach.
Needless to say, Fang Niang's craftsmanship is unlucky, and if you are unlucky, you will be unlucky here in Lori Long.
You can just bake the meat, but can you separate the salt from the sugar? And do you dare not use the flames you spew out when you barbecue meat? The induction cooker in the kitchen is not a decoration!
And the selection of Lori Dragon is also very problematic, what abyss potatoes, abyss wild boars, abyss...
Have you ever seen that potato squirming as it was peeled? Which tomato have you ever seen that still eats meat? Which carrot have you ever seen with legs?!
Vaguely, Lei Zhe heard Lori Long's voice: "I will definitely not lose to you this little ghost this time!" ”
Then, Fang Niang countered like this: "The old woman should have the consciousness of an old woman, she is 150,000 years old, and she is still a washboard figure..."
Fang Niang, you are too ridiculous, if you convert to the standard of Chengren, Lori Dragon is at most fifteen years old, your 150,000 years old is really...
For the sake of his stomach, Lei Zhe stood up, smiled at Holline and said, "Hollyon, you are the head of our family, can't you do this thing?" If you have to go to Wells, you can go back to your hometown and marry a daughter-in-law!" Mai Ye, let's go find that otaku demon king. After saying that, he dragged Mai Ye, who was lying on the sofa, and disappeared into the living room, just as the two fighting girls just appeared.
……
"Teacher, you're so bad, Holline must be unlucky." Mai Ye stood behind Lei Zhe and said with a smile.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the dead bald donkey is not dead and poor, and he has been wronged. But I really have something to find the otaku demon king.,He's been in his room for a few days.,Nothing will happen, right? In the greeting of a group of monsters, Lei Zhe came to the room of the otaku demon king, and then directly pushed the door and walked in.
As soon as he entered the house, Mai Ye unconsciously covered his nose and took two steps back in a row, because the smell of this room was indeed not very good.
Looking at the dimly lit room, and then smelling the complex smell in the air, a crossroads appeared on Lei Zhe's forehead.
"I say, Wells, you have to have a limit to your house, will you die if you ask the servants to clean up the room?!"
Wells' room was now a mess, with all sorts of leftovers and plates piled up, even a little spoiled, the curtains drawn, and the only source of light was the computer screen.
Hearing Lei Zhe's voice, the otaku demon king raised his head, and a somewhat tired smile appeared on his face: "I'm sorry, I forgot, they don't dare to come in without my order..."
Rang the bell next to the bed, and a minute later a group of beautiful succubi dressed as maids walked into Wells's room and began to clean the room. With the help of magic, the dirty and messy room was cleaned up in a matter of minutes.
Sitting on the sofa, Lei Zhe lit a cigarette and said, "I said you, have you been crazy these days?" Even if you are the demon king, your body can't bear it like this, so you have to take a proper rest. ”
"Isn't this a rush? This time, the player ranked No. 1 on the server will get a signed photo of the Lich Queen, and I won't waste this opportunity! ”
Reich found that Wells was burning with flames, and he really looked like a warrior...
"Games? What game? Is that the wom that the pit daddy's rainstorm researched? Is it that fun? Reich said as he stood up, and then he walked over to Wells and looked at the computer screen.
Then, he froze.
Then he was scorched by Thunder on the outside and tender on the inside, and Thunder was a mess.
Familiar picture, what a familiar picture!
Watching Wells keep slashing with the mouse, slashing zombies one by one, Lei Zhe fell directly on his bed, his face full of confusion.
"Pit daddy, is the person who developed this game from the same world as Lao Tzu, and the legends have been made out by you!!"