Volume 3 City of Water Chapter 189 Rescue the Nonsense
"So your weapon has been refined?" Hu Yi asked with some excitement.
"It's done. ”
"That'...... Can you show me?"
"You'll see it in a moment. ”
"Oh. Hu Yi lowered his head and was silent, hesitated for a few seconds, and couldn't help but turn his head to look back at the Divine Battalion behind him, pursed his lips and said, "That, Zhou Nian, you didn't cause trouble for me in the Divine Battalion, did you?"
"Huh?" Zhou Nian stopped and frowned, "Why do you think that?"
"Because I heard a lot of agitation at the door before, and there was a lot of noise inside, and I guess no one can make such a big movement except you. ”
"Am I as naughty as you think?"
"Yes, after all, you're too rampant. ”
"Hehe, if I was naughty, this god barracks would have been demolished long ago, don't worry, I didn't cause trouble. ”
Zhou Nian put down the last sentence, and after finishing speaking, he quickened his pace.
Hu Yi looked at Hu Yi, looked down and looked up again, and saw that the young man in front of him was getting farther and farther away, so he had to follow closely.
Back in the messy grass house, the guy was lying in the cage with Erlang's legs crossed, humming a little song leisurely.
"Ahem. ”
With a dry cough, Zhou Nian called directly, "Uncle Hu, I'm back." ”
"What!"
With a familiar voice, Hu Fu quickly sat up from the cage, grabbing the fence on the cage with both hands, it was called an urgency!
"Damn, you kid still know to come back, I'm thankful for all the flowers I've been waiting for!"
Zhou Nian chuckled and apologized, "Hehe, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have something temporary, so I delayed a bit." ”
"Where's the thing, did the thing bring it?" nonsense didn't bother to listen to Zhou Nian's apology at all, and opened his mouth to go straight to the point.
Zhou Nian patted the bag, then took two steps forward, and showed the Lingyun Flying Knife in front of Hu Yu, "The thing has arrived, now I can let you out." ”
Glancing at the small and delicate flying knife in Zhou Nian's hand, his frowns suddenly wrinkled, and he was not happy at the moment, "Huh? That's it? You got such an unsightly flying knife after holding it for a long time?"
Hu Yi on the side echoed even more casually, "Zhou Nian, are you deliberately teasing my uncle? Such a small flying knife can cut through an extremely hard cage? Don't you ......?"
"Whether you can cut it or not, you have to try it to know, the facts determine everything!"
Zhou Nian raised his eyebrows and interrupted, his body jumped up suddenly when he spoke, and the Lingyun flying knife in his hand was aimed at the iron cage in front of him and slashed horizontally, with a "ding" sound, the cut surface suddenly appeared, fell apart, and the thick iron bar that had been sharpened by the flying knife was actually broken into two!
"Bell Boom ......"
"Boom!"
Split in two, the bottom fell to the ground with a bang, and with a surprised face, he fell out of the cage defenselessly, and fell to the ground with a pop!
"Ouch, my ass!"
Messing around on the ground is called a porcelain, but fortunately, the butt hits the ground first, and if the face hits the ground first, it must be disfigured.
Touching his ass and babbling a few times, he regained his freedom by messing around, and the pain on his face was replaced by the ecstasy in his heart in a short time, and he was amused, like a dog spreading a chain, running all over the house!
"A wave in a wave, babbling and ......"
He also sang, if he gave two more jars of wine, it is estimated that he would be able to increase the tone.
"Okay, stop singing, get down to business!" Zhou Nian really didn't want to listen to nonsense singing, the key was that he was out of tune.
"Huh?"
Hu Fu suddenly opened his mouth, and when he came back to his senses, he remembered that there were still guests in his house.
However, he didn't pay attention to Zhou Nian first, but walked towards Hu Yi, after all, it was his relative, and blood was thicker than water.
With an excited face, he opened his arms, and said loudly, "Xiaoyi, uncle is free, I am finally free!
"Huh?"
Hu Yi was so frightened that his hairs stood up, pinched his nose and retreated, and spoke even more directly, "I don't want it, uncle, you are too dirty, you better take a bath first, your body is rancid." ”
"What? You actually think your uncle is dirty? Unfilial! Forget about riding your uncle's neck when you were a child? I didn't dislike you when you urinated on my neck when you were a child, you little girl, alas!"
Hu Yi's face suddenly turned red, and he muttered in a low voice, "Uncle, can you not mention those things about Chen Guzi's rotten sesame seeds? When I was a child, what did I know when I was a child?" You...... You'd better take a shower first, right?"
"Take a shower?
"Huh? Why?"
"Bathing hurts my vitality, and the dust and grease on my body are all treasures that can't be washed off easily. ”
Hu Yi, "......"
Zhou Nian on the side was about to vomit, with such a sloppy uncle on the stall, Hu Yi's niece's heart must be very broken.
Pouting, Zhou Nian came over directly, "Uncle Hu, I've rescued you now, can you help me open the Karakuri box?"
Hu Fu turned his head and glanced at Zhou Nian with a strange expression, "Karakuri box?" But before that, can you show me the throwing knife in your hand?"
"Throwing knives? What do you think that's for?"
"Curious. ”
"What if I refuse?"
"No, if you refuse, I won't open the box for you. ”
"Huh, you...... You're a little untrustworthy. ”
Either you show me the knife and I'll open the box for you, or you don't show me, and I won't send it away!"
Zhou Nian listened, heh, this is a leper dog! Talking doesn't count, and he is so confident, and the scoundrel is not as shameless as him!
Since ancient times, there have been many quirks of capable people, but there are too many stinky problems on this nonsense.
If it weren't for the face of the Karakuri box, he would have messed around with such a person who had to make inches, Zhou Nian could beat him ten times a day! But people just have the ability, and they are arrogant to the extreme, but they have become their own dependence!
Zhou Nian endured it, being angry with someone like Hu Hu would undoubtedly lower his level!
Slowly handing over the Lingyun Flying Knife, Zhou Nian said without yin or yang, "Okay, I'll give it to you, remember to return it to me after reading it." ”
"Hey, hey. Seeing the flying knife in front of him, he smiled nonsense, revealing two big yellow teeth.
rubbing his hands excitedly, he took the flying knife from Zhou Nian's hand, and the two of them couldn't pull it out when they stared at it, they raised their eyebrows, stared, and breathed shortly, it was called a salivation!
"Hey...... Is this the thing that just cut off my iron cage?
Fooling around while looking at it, he muttered, as if he had obtained a treasure, but it was a little obscene, and he stretched out his index finger and gently slashed at the blade of the flying knife, although the force was not large, but it was still cut out by the sharpness of the flying knife!
"Shhh...... So sharp?"
Instant bleeding, the kind that can't be stopped.
Grinning, Fool quickly took his index finger in his mouth, took two mouthfuls, and then took it out again.
After a long time, Hu Fu suddenly looked up and faced Zhou Nian, with some expectation on his face, "Little brother, can you tell me which refining master this thing is from?"
Zhou Nian raised his eyebrows, "Why are you asking this?"
"Curious. ”
"This thing ....... it"
Then Zhou Nian was just about to speak, but at this moment, a thought suddenly alerted him, and made him change his words immediately, "Do you want to know?"
"Of course. ”
"Then you help me open the Karakuri box first, and I'll tell you when I'm done. ”
"If you don't tell me first, you're not afraid that I won't help you open the Karakuri box?"
"I'm afraid, but I think you're even more afraid of missing out on a once-in-a-century refining master, how do you weigh it?"
Zhou Nian's IQ has come up, and he will strike first, and he will be the first army!
Naturally, he won't be led by the nose, he has been fooled once before, if he tells the truth like an honest person, this thing may be what kind of moth will come out.
deliberately stretched out his mouth and didn't say anything, and Zhou Nian had the weight to "threaten" him in his hand, saving him from being like just now, turning his face and denying people.
Both of them are on the verge of becoming fine.
Hearing Zhou Nian stopped talking, this can make the nonsense worse, but he has no tricks now, the method of drawing cakes to lure is okay once, and it won't work if you use it again.
gritted his teeth fiercely, although he was unwilling to make a fool of himself, he could only compromise, "Okay, I'll help you, I'll help you open it." ”
When Zhou Nian heard this, a smile gradually appeared on his face, and he gently patted the brocade bag on his waist, and then handed the Karakuri box to Hu Fu.
Hu Fu took it with an indifferent face, walked over to the dilapidated table of the Eight Immortals, cleaned up a place, put the Karakuri box on it, and then took out a few silver needles from his arms.
Zhou Nian leaned over with a curious face, and even followed closely with Hu Yi, watching the nonsense together.
Don't look at the usual big grin, if you really want to get down to business, your attitude is also serious, and it is not difficult for him to open the Karakuri box, he not only wants to open it, but also tell Zhou Nian and Hu Yi about the Tao.
Pinching a slender silver needle, he looks like an old Chinese medicine doctor, and the Karakuri box is a patient with incurable diseases in his hand.
Frowning, Hu Fu stretched his neck and leaned forward, and the silver needle in his hand suddenly clicked on a place, "You two see the word "box" on the Karakuri box, the key to opening it is on this word." ”
"What do you mean by Uncle Hu?"
The inside of this "box" word is the word "A", the top of the word "A" is the word "Tian", the center of the word "Tian" is the word "ten", and the horizontal and vertical intersection of the word "ten" is at one point, and this small point is the key to it. ”
"Small?"
"That's right, there is actually a very small pit above the intersection of the crosses, and it would be extremely difficult to spot if it were not very close, as long as we pricked this little pit with a needle......"
Before he could finish his sentence, the silver needle that pierced the Karakuri box pierced into it at once!
"Smack!"
There was a soft sound, as if some mechanism had been touched, and the side directly above the Karakuri box seemed to be pushed by an invisible force, and a crack was born in the middle, staggered from each other, separated to both sides, and the distance became larger and larger, like a pair of open wings, and the lid on the Karakuri box was spread out!
Looking down and taking a closer look, the things lying inside were actually rows of dense silver needles!