"It's all his uncle's got! The sun is drying chrysanthemums! You're sleeping dead, aren't you? ”

In my father's roar, I sat up in a daze, rubbed my eyes and looked down, Lao Song's grandson was still sleeping!

"Your daughter-in-law is coming to you, get up quickly." I whispered to Lao Song, and began to count silently in my heart, one and two before I counted to three! This grandson jumped up all of a sudden, just like a corpse.

"Where! My hair is messy! Forget it, it's okay to mess up! Why should such a handsome person care about this! Lao Song probably hadn't woken up yet, so he stood up and began to shout: "Daughter-in-law, I'm here!" ”

Seeing this situation, I kicked it without hesitation: "Uncle, you wake me up quickly, don't dream!" ”

I didn't show any mercy in this kick, and I kicked Lao Song's ass accurately, and he was awake when I kicked him.

"What just happened?" Lao Song asked suspiciously, "Why do I feel like I've been kicked?" ”

"You didn't wake up, did you? Where did someone kick you? I smiled hypocritically, but fortunately Lao Song had no heart or lungs, scratched his head and followed me out.

The weather is not a little better than before, although there are no clouds and the sun is shining, but it is not hot at all.

The weather was mentioned a few days ago, and it hurt a lot of eggs.

Standing on the edge of the camp, he lit a sobering cigarette and took a puff, which felt cool.

I admire Six Fingers, not because he is a tomb robber, nor because he can play with Xiao Li's flying knife.

The most important thing is that this grandson can bring so many cigarettes out of his expedition, which is really admirable!

According to him, not to mention the expedition, it turns out that when he robbed the tomb, smoke was also a must!

A great person like Six Fingers is simply a role model among us smokers!

"Let's go down from the back of the mountain today, this so-called terrible thing that comes out of the third floor, we have dodged it twice, and the last time is the ninth floor." Dad took the binoculars from the soldier's hand and looked at the surrounding terrain: "There is a jungle not far below the mountain, don't worry about eating and drinking in the jungle, everyone hurry up!" ”

At Dad's call, we didn't say much, and began to walk down the mountain to the jungle with our luggage on our backs.

When I first came to the expedition, I thought it would be a matter of a few days, relaxed and enjoyable.

When we arrived at Wanfeng Forest, we thought it would only be a matter of ten days at most, but who would have thought that?

It's been twenty or thirty days since he came in, and he hasn't come to the end!

yawning and walking behind Lao Song, complaining in his heart.

It's rare to go to this shitty place, not to mention the poor accommodation conditions, the problem is that you can still have a thing that kills people from time to time, what a fuck!

"Fanzi, what do you want?" Seeing that I hadn't spoken, Lao Song turned his head and asked curiously, "Seeing that you haven't spoken for a long time, tell me about it!" ”

I smiled and shook my head: "Think of a fart, I'm in a daze, hurry up, beware of the ink being cleaned up by my dad for a while!" When I said this, he immediately turned his head and walked faster. I smiled when I saw him like this, Lao Song was most afraid of three people, Dad, Ye Qing, and his daughter-in-law.

Needless to say, I'm afraid of my dad, because he is often cleaned up by my dad.

I'm afraid that Ye Qing doesn't need to be said, because he is often cleaned up by my daughter-in-law.

Why are you afraid of his daughter-in-law? There's a saying for that.

It turned out that once, the four of us went out to eat together, and Lao Song estimated that he had drunk too much, so he opened his mouth and began to blow it.

"I'm a person who isn't afraid of my daughter-in-law! Pure gentlemen! What a man! Lao Song raised his eyebrows and shouted, I lowered my head with great discernment, and sat back and waited for him to tragedy.

Surprisingly, my daughter-in-law didn't talk to his daughter-in-law, and everyone was very calm.

What's going on? At that time, I was very puzzled, and the next day, after I saw the consequences of Lao Song, I suddenly felt that everything was because I was too young.

Early the next morning, Lao Song received a call from his daughter-in-law as soon as he woke up.

On the phone, his daughter-in-law cried so much that she called a pear blossom with rain, and said again and again that Lao Song didn't love her anymore, so she was not afraid of her.

At this time, Lao Song was dumbfounded, and gave himself two slaps without saying a word, why don't I have a doorkeeper on my mouth?

It took four or five hours to coax Li Qian, and since that day, his daughter-in-law has grasped the weakness of Lao Song, isn't she afraid that I will cry? That's it!

Since then, as soon as Lao Song provokes her, Li Qian immediately begins to be in pathos.

That night, this grandson came to my house and cried to me: "Damn, this is really unbearable! Lao Tzu is about to become an announcer whispering at midnight! All kinds of persuasion all day long! "I wasn't happy at the time, how big of a deal was it to coax my daughter-in-law?

But after I overheard my daughter-in-law talking to Li Qian on the phone, I completely changed this opinion.

"Xiaoqian, you really do this trick! It deserves to be an acting school! I've got you covered! My daughter-in-law exclaimed excitedly, "I'll try this trick in the future!" ”

Thinking of this, I suddenly shuddered, alas, remembering my original life with my daughter-in-law, it was an oppression film! It is simply the evidence of the oppression of the common people by capitalism!

I thought about it for a long time along the way, and before I knew it, I had already walked to the bottom of the mountain.

The jungle in front of us is not very dense, but the trees in the forest are all towering trees, compared to the trees we saw before, this one belongs to our grandfathers.

"Let's go into the jungle, find a place to camp first, prepare a little more things today, and continue our journey tomorrow." Dad looked at the woods and kept saying to us: "Old rules, one person, Xiaofan Xiaosong, the three of you go to find something to eat, find more, don't come back if you have less, and the others continue to build a tent with me to make a fire!" ”

We have always been dissatisfied with Dad's arrangement, it is not fair and just at all!

But after a burst of angry scolding from my father, we still think it's good to listen to him, how shameless is it to be scolded?

Dad's trick is none other than Brother Bao's roar, scolding people for three hours without repeating, this magic skill has always been envious of me and Lao Song.

By the time we came back in the evening, Dad and they were almost hungry.

Should! We'll ink! You can't starve to death a few of you landlords!

I had good luck in the woods today, and as soon as I went in, I met a wild boar, which is the ordinary kind.

After the three sons were killed in a few blows, they cut off the four pork legs, and the three of us came back with a little bit on our backs.

Thinking that maybe I would have to go a long way, I got some more food to eat, and after eating the barbecue in the evening, the fat man could make jerky, which was much better than compressed biscuits!

When we were done with these things and had a casual bite to eat, we went back to our tent and went to sleep.

I have to hurry the next day! It's good to go to bed early.

After waking up in the morning, we were all dumbfounded, nine-storied pagoda, nine-storied pagoda, you are so good?

I saw a cave ten meters away from our tent, which was half the size of a basketball court, and there was a stone tablet standing next to the entrance of the cave.

Seventh floor!