Chapter 1 Funeral

The information revealed by Yu Jian can only be half believed and half doubted, because this information is passed on by the enemy, no matter whether what is said above is true or not, our side can only stand still, after all, Long Wu is still lingering in his ears, and he will definitely not go to fight with them again before there is no better way.

After spending two days and one night back in Chengdu, and then drove to Hu Yang's old house, his hometown is located in a village on the bank of the Jinma River, not only rural people will have this custom, but also city people, but they will not stop the mortuary to keep the spirit, because the city is too compact, everyone knows that you have a corpse parked in your home, you will feel very frightened. But this phenomenon is very common in rural areas, and everyone is accustomed to it.

Driving to Hu Yang's hometown, walking through the muddy path, there are not many people around, perhaps because it is raining lightly, or maybe because most of the people in the village have moved into the town in the past two years. Looking for the memory of the last time I came, it didn't take much time to find it, and I saw several ruined bungalows in front of me, which were long uninhabited, and the creepers covered the walls, and the beams were crooked, as if they would collapse at any time.

"Lao Hu's hometown is where he sits."

Dong Bing couldn't help but sigh: "I don't know if there is anyone else in his family to notify." ”

Pulled Dabao and asked him to go to the paper shop in the town to buy some funeral supplies, Dong Bing and I were ready to clean up the hall, Weizi called and walked over and said that he had contacted the staff of the funeral home, and he would come tomorrow. I dropped a few broken bricks, walked up to him and said, "Isn't it going to be seven days, what are you doing in such a hurry?" ”

Weizi slapped the car door and said, "Not in a hurry? The corpse will stink after two more days, do you say it's in a hurry? It's what you mean to come to Hu Yang's hometown, and when his relatives and friends know about the situation and want to see his body, how do you explain that there are bullet holes? Are you in a hurry? ”

I squatted on the ground and rubbed my eyebrows vigorously, this time it was indeed my idea, everyone came out of the countryside, the mortuary vigil is deeply ingrained in the thought and indelible, I thought of it and did it, not as thoughtful as Weizi thought.

"Okay, one night, one night, at least we'll tell Hu Yang when we get home."

So I cleaned up the hall briefly, and some villagers who had not moved away came to ask what was going on, and I told the truth: "Hu Yang died in the army, and this time he came back to keep a vigil for him, and he was going to be buried in the cemetery in the town." ”

Some believed, some didn't, fortunately Weizi didn't know where to get the death notice, and it was engraved with the seal of the army to dispel the doubts of those villagers, and then they also joined in to help build the mourning hall, saying that it was from the villagers in the big hometown, and they should help.

When asked if Hu Yang had any other relatives in his family, the villagers said: "It seems that there is not, when I used to sit in a pile, I basically never saw any relatives in his family, his family originally moved from other places, and I don't know who his relatives are." ”

After bidding farewell to the villagers, I carried Hu Yang out of the car and put him on a simple spiritual bed, and put it on him with a white cloth. Dong Bing and Dabao were eating a boxed lunch outside, and I didn't have much appetite so I sat on the edge of the funeral bed and watched Hu Yang smoke.

While smoking, he said: "Call you to be strong, are you comfortable now, is it cool to see Lao Tzu smoking?" ”

As he spoke, his heart was sour, Dabao walked in with a boxed lunch and put it in front of me, sat aside and looked at Hu Yang on the spiritual bed, and said to me: "Brother Xia, you still have something to eat, you have only eaten a bowl of rice in two days, and your body will not be able to stand it, if Hu Yang sees you like this, he will not be at ease when he leaves." ”

I nodded, knowing that he had a point, but how could I eat without an appetite? After sighing, I had to bite the bullet with the lunch box and take a few bites in my mouth, and I felt that my stomach was swollen. simply slept in his clothes by the spiritual bed, and he should have accompanied Hu Yang to finish the last journey.

The next day, as soon as the morning dawned, the car of the funeral home drove over, and the two young people walked to the mourning hall with a stretcher. Then they moved to the stretcher, and I saw that they were hairy, and they didn't look like they had woken up, and I couldn't help frowning, and a nameless fire burned in my heart.

"Paralysis, you two didn't wake up, did you move people like this?"

Winter Ice walked over and nudged one of the young men on the shoulder. The young man was also annoyed and exclaimed, "Is this a man?" It's a corpse, you know? Push it down and try it again, believe it or not, the old men don't accept it. ”

These two young people will poke the hornet's nest, only to see that Dong Bing was not angry but laughed, regardless of Weizi's obstruction, rushed out, the two young people thought that they had scared the man away, and were smug, but they saw Dong Bing turn back again, holding a rifle in his hand, and suddenly his face turned pale with fright, his legs trembled, and he almost sat on the ground.

Dong Bing pointed his gun at them, "Do you guys say that Brother Lao Tzu is not a human to try?" Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will let Hades accept you two now! ”

Seeing that the two young men were frightened, he said to Dong Bing: "Hurry up and put the guy away, where do you think this is?" Can you just dig out the guys? ”

I kicked a young man in the stomach, "Why are you still stunned, hurry up and get my brother in the car!" ”

The two young men bent down, lightly put Hu Yang's body on a stretcher, and sent it to the hearse in a proper manner. A few of us drove behind and drove all the way to the funeral home. It's not far away, just across the river, in another town nearby.

After arriving here, I found that there were a lot of people returning him, and I met several groups of people crying and crying and holding the urn and walked out, and a few of us escorted Hu Yang all the way into the dressing room, and let them wait outside the door, and I followed in myself, ready to change his shroud in person, and the makeup artist repeatedly told me some taboos about the dead.

I sneered and said, "If he can get up, I'll give you a sum of money." ”

Although Lao Tzu did not encounter any supernatural things when he went to the ground, but the things he encountered were much more terrifying than those pickled things, as long as my brother can come back to life, the ghosts of the whole funeral parlor will come to Lao Tzu for a fear, and it is only a great drill into an incinerator.

After putting on Hu Yang's makeup and putting on his longevity clothes, he was pushed to the waiting hall, and there was a group of people in front of him who were engaged in the memorial ceremony, Weizi frowned, and said simply: "Otherwise, forget it, anyway, I have also watched the spirit at home, so don't engage in these vain things, but let the funeral home make a lot of money." ”

Dabao wiped his tears and said, "Brother Hu has a miserable background, so let him go through the whole process." ”

"Dabao, go to the waiting hall and guard Hu Yang."

I sent him to see the body, also so that everyone could live in harmony, so that everyone would not be unhappy in the future because of this matter. Dong Bing and Weizi and I stood in the memorial hall and watched the crying scene inside, and said with feeling: "Hu Yang said, let me cry for him, he gave me ten rings on Huangquan Road, I really don't want these ten rings." ”

As he spoke, the inside was over, and the host came over and asked us if we needed to hold a memorial here, and then provided a lot of prices for packages and the like, and the people who watched were dazzled, and the prices were ridiculously high.

Just as we were bargaining, a strong man with a long wooden box walked over, and when we looked up, Dong Bing was about to touch the gun, and Weizi's pupils shrank and took a step back. Only when I saw him, I smiled and said, "How do you know?" ”

The person who came was Meng Jian, no wonder Dong Bing and Weizi had such a big reaction, he was really exactly the same as the man in white, the only difference was that his expression was much more natural, and there was no feeling of being cold and rejecting people.

Meng Jian sighed and said, "I knew about your affairs the day before yesterday, so I rushed over non-stop, and when I went to the old house of Lying Huyang, I knew that I must have come to the funeral home if I couldn't see anyone, I'm sorry for the bamboo." ”

I waved my hand to stop him from going on. I said, "You are you, he is him, and you are two people." Let's not talk about this for the time being, are you here to give Hu Yang a ride? ”

This is Dabao suddenly running over, looking panicked and saying, "Brother Hu, the body is gone!" ”

"What!" We screamed in unison.

Meng Jian stood the long wooden box on the ground, took a deep breath and said, "I did do it for this matter, it seems that I am still a step too late. ”