382 More cheating things always happen after cheating dads
Knowing that it was dawning, Lei Zhecai took Hei Ji and Bai Ji out of the nightclub and walked towards Wanshiwu, he lowered his head and looked depressed, while the black and white princess grabbed his two arms, with a smile on his face, looking very happy.
After a night of Lei Zhe finally believed that these two girls were his daughters, and they were from the future, as for the reason, Nima knew everything he had, doesn't this explain the problem?
In the end, Lei Zhe compromised, this kind of painful thing was accepted by him, Lei Zhe reluctantly led the two of them to the Wanshi House, Yinshi's bastard will definitely laugh at himself, right?
He has bullied him for so many years, this time he will definitely turn over, even if his two daughters are from the future, he will laugh at himself wantonly, this kind of thing can be known without guessing "Oh, Lei, you have been really unrestrained recently, and when you come back at this time every day, your body will collapse." The mother-in-law who was cleaning the door saw Lei Zhe who walked in and said, then she looked at the black and white princess, frowned and said, "These two are?" ”
"It's the first time I've met my mother-in-law, I'm Elt Luki, this is my sister Elquit, thank you for taking care of your father for so long." Kurohime saluted to the mother-in-law and said, and so did the white hime, the movements of the two were like princesses in the Middle Ages, not only the movements were impeccable, but even the temperament surprised the mother-in-law, these two girls wouldn't really be princesses, right?
No, no, what did this black-haired Luo Lì say just now? Take care of your father? Do you know her father?
Dengshi's gaze instantly fell on Lei Zhe's body, feeling his mother-in-law's gaze, Lei Zhe nodded with a helpless smile, saying that the father that Hei Ji said was himself, and seeing his movements, Dengshi's mother-in-law felt that something that was impossible in the world had happened.
"It's not April 1st." Dengshi said very seriously.
"I know it's not April Fool's Day, but it's true, they're my daughters Elt Luki and Elquit, and even I don't know what's going on, mother-in-law, you have to understand me!" Lei Zhe is really afraid that he will misunderstand the ascending situation now, saying that Ah Miao's gaze at him last night really made him uncomfortable.
"Ray is already a father anyway, don't be a prodigal son in the future, and hurry up to their mother and ask for her forgiveness." Dengshi's mother-in-law said very seriously, it seems that she also misunderstood Lei Zhe, but also, Lei Zhe gives people the feeling that he is uninhibited, always in the huā bush, and it is normal to have one or two daughters, but Bai Ji's age makes Dengshi strange, is Lei Zhe very likable since he was a child?
"I, I really don't know what to say, today is my most unlucky day, you are busy, I won't bother you." Lei Zhe didn't even have the mood to complain now, and then he said to his mother-in-law, and then walked upstairs with his sudden daughter.
"Maybe that's okay, at least this prodigal son should turn back, but will this daughter appear too suddenly, and can Gu Lei have such a quiet, cute and outstanding daughter?" The mother-in-law said to herself, she didn't see the poisonous tongue of the black and white princess at all.
"Mother-in-law is a good person," Kurohime said to Lei Zhe suddenly.
"Yes, it was when she took me and Silver in the first place, if it weren't for her, I would have died, right? Be more respectful to her in the future, don't know like you do to Ah Miao? Lei Zhe raised his hand to the head of the black hime and said softly.
"We understand, Father."
The atmosphere in the room was very solemn, and Gintoki sat on the sofa and looked at the three people in front of him, not knowing what they were thinking, even Kagura and Shinpachi who were sitting next to him, and they were constantly moving their eyes on the black and white princess and Lei Zhe, looking like they were looking at rare beasts.
"That Lessan, today is not April 1st." Xinba whispered, he still can't believe it, Lei Zhe actually has two daughters, and the most important thing is that they are from the future, how can this kind of thing happen, sure enough, Lei Zhe is fooling himself, and sure enough, he switched to S mode and hid the camera in the corner, wanting to see how he complained, right?
"It's all true, you can say whatever you want, I've been misunderstood by people for a night." This is the first time that Lei Zhe has relented, because it is useless for him to quibble about this kind of thing, and Yinshi is very quiet now, for the sake of the outbreak later, he must be determining the truth of this matter, and there will be a result soon. ,
"Are they really your daughters? How could these two cute teenage girls be the daughter of your xìng twisted bastard, this is simply the biggest joke of the century, you are fooling me, you must be fooling me, right?! How can your daughter be so cute, your daughter should be like that of Huotuǐzi, right, bastard! In the end, Yinshi said so, but what he mocked was not the fact that Lei Zhe had a daughter, but the cute and beautiful faces of the two.
"You bastard, what does this mean, does Lao Tzu's daughter have to be like a fire tuǐzi for you to be happy? Isn't it looking for trouble?! "Lei Zhe is also hairy, Yinshi's words are really hurtful, what is called Lao Tzu's daughter should be Huo Tuǐzi, how can it not be such a beautiful Luo lì royal sister?!
"Lei Chan Lei Chan, should they call me Auntie, Auntie?" Kagura said excitedly, she looked at the black and white princess like a rare beast, and her generation suddenly increased a lot, which made Kagura very excited, as for whether it was Lei Zhe's daughter, she didn't care if she had never come to this time.
"Ha, you bastard also has today, it turns out that you also have today, I didn't expect our prodigal son to have a daughter, wow, did you fool around with other women outside when you were a teenager? Why didn't I find out before, this is a crime, a crime! Just as Lei Zhe thought, Yinshi began to take revenge, and the negative emotions that had been squeezed for many years finally broke out.
"Tell uncle, who is your mother, and did this bastard abandon your mother and daughter in the first place? It's okay, tell me, I'll avenge you, it's not a pity for this bastard to die with a thousand cuts! Yinshi looked at the black and white princess and said, this time he must take revenge on Lei Zhe, he must!
"I said they are from the future, the future is moving, time machine!" Lei Zhe loudly refuted Yinshi's words, but he only made Yinshi's words happier by doing so.
"Oh, what about the future, this kind of excuse is really a classic, are you a child? It must be you, the bastard, who abandoned other people's mothers and daughters at the beginning, and now that your daughter has come to you to cover it up with this excuse, you are too sweet, are you all three-year-olds when we are? Be honest and lenient and ask for our forgiveness, that's what you have to do now! Yinshi said a little arrogantly, this time he finally let him catch Lei Zhe's handle, how could he give up such a good opportunity, your time has finally come!
"I knew you bastard was going to mess around, forget it, you can think whatever you want, I didn't bother to explain, but I still said that, I've never done anything, and I haven't abandoned any woman, don't compare me to you!" After Lei Zhe finished speaking, he lit a cigarette pouch and smoked it, looking very unhappy.
"Explanation is to cover up, cover up is the beginning of the crime, Lei You, you also have today, you finally have today, I Sakata Gintoki finally turned over, wahahahaha!" Looking at the arrogant Yinshi, Lei Zhe really didn't know what to say, this enemy buddy will write it down first, and he will definitely settle accounts with you when he comes back!
But at this time, Kurohime suddenly spoke, and her words made Gintoki's laughter like a rooster being choked by the neck, and her expression was as weird as it was, even a little distorted.
Kurohime looked at Gintoki and said calmly, "Our mother's name is Sakata Gintoki, and it is said that she had another name in the past, called Sakata Gintoki......"
After hearing Kurohime's words, it was not only Yinshi who was stunned, but even Lei Zhe almost spit out a mouthful of blood, Kurohime's words were so shocking that the shocked Lei Zhe didn't know what expression to use, and Kagura and Shinpachi also looked sluggish, and Yinshi was a little overwhelmed.
"An elder told us that my mother was with my father a long time ago, and in the past she used to use the name Sakata Gintoki to be active in the Tsuiyi War, and was called "White Yasha", and after marrying her father, she changed her name to Sakata Ginsuzu, and she died after giving birth to us, and your name is Gintoki, does it have anything to do with your mother? Kurohime's expression was very serious when she said this, and as for Hakuhime, she lowered her head and her shoulders trembled, which was a relationship of holding back a smile.
She found that the expressions of Yinshi and Lei Zhe were too joyful, especially Lei Zhe was more like swallowing a live mouse, he was thinking about how could this kind of thing be Lou Sheng, right?
It's true that this can't happen, but Kurohime said this because of the Clowngate's orders, because he thought it would be more loving and interesting......
"I, I" Yinshi, for a long time, just didn't know what to say, but at this time Lei Zhe stood up and said loudly: ", my dear daughters, today is not April 1st, today is not April Fool's Day, don't say unappetizing words, how can your mother, no, no, there must be something wrong, absolutely."
After hearing Hei Ji's words, Lei Zhe couldn't be fooled at all, this kind of thing is simply a cheat, how can this kind of creepy thing happen?!
When becoming a woman's silver? In Lei Zhe's mind, the silver fashion appeared as "a small roll, and then he almost vomited, this kind of thing will never happen, absolutely!"
Hei Ji didn't speak, she realistically pointed to her long black sè hair, and then pointed to her red sè eyes and said, "Don't you think it's very special?" It is said that my mother also has red eyes. After hearing her words, everyone looked at Yinshi's red dead fish eyes, and the complex gaze made Yinshi feel entangled!
At the same time, in the magic tower of the Honkai world, the clown man let out a strange laugh unscrupulously: "Sure enough, this is the most interesting"!.