I looked at the boss of Tofu Brain, and said a little unhappily: "We have a good relationship, and we curse others like this in the morning." It's a bit too much. ”

The boss was stunned when he saw what I said, and asked, "Is this your strategy?" ”

Since the boss walked in, I have been chattering for a long time, and I haven't heard a reason. At this time, I was hungry, so I ate tofu brain and fried dough sticks at the same time, and then asked, "What is the strategy?" Who the hell did you listen to that I was going to die? ”

The boss took a moment out of his arms and pulled out a crumpled newspaper. He unfolded the paper, handed it to me, and said, "Look at it." ”

As soon as I read the newspaper, I thought to myself, "Could it be an obituary?" ”

Wait until I open the newspaper. When I found the little obituary in the corner. A heart sank completely.

It's really me. There's a picture of me on it. I was sitting in front of the camera, wearing a modest suit, looking dazed, staring through the newspaper, staring at the outside world, staring at myself.

There is a short line of small print underneath. Zhao Mang, male, grocery store owner. Then came the years of my birth and death. I looked at my time of death, it was midnight tonight.

I silently chewed the churros in my mouth and swallowed it.

The boss asked me, "Master Zhao." What's going on? ”

I barely managed to squeeze out a smile and said, "It's okay, don't worry, this is indeed our plan." But you have to keep it a secret and don't let anyone know. ”

The boss said worriedly: "How can I keep this newspaper secret?" Now I don't know how many people have read this obituary. ”

I shook my head. "That's not what I meant. Keep your coming to me today a secret. ”

The boss suddenly realized and said, "I understand, this obituary is fake, it is your strategy." Don't talk nonsense until the strategy doesn't work, right? ”

I nodded and said, "That's right." ”

The boss breathed a sigh of relief. patted me on the shoulder and said, "Master Zhao, you don't know, when I saw the obituary just now, it really scared me. Now that you won't die, that's the best, then we, the neighbors, are relieved. To tell you the truth, with a few of you masters here, we are also down-to-earth in our hearts, and we are not afraid of ghosts. ”

I smiled and said, "If you don't go out to set up a stall again, I'm afraid you'll be haunted by poor ghosts." ”

The boss smiled and said to me, "Then you can sleep again, I'll go out to do business." He pointed to the fritters and tofu brain on the table and said, "Eat it while it's hot, it won't smell good when it's cold." ”

I nodded at him and thanked him. Then began to eat in silence.

My face was silent, but there was already a storm in my heart. Last night, I honestly stayed in it and slept, what's going on with this obituary? Am I sleepwalking? So what's going on with this suit?

I took out my mobile phone casually and called Xue Qian.

Xue Qian asked in a daze, "Lao Zhao, what's the matter?" ”

I said, "You and Mr. Lu have a trip." ”

Xue Qian yawned and asked; "What's so busy? Last night, I was busy with Mr. Lu until dawn, and I just lay down, sleepy. ”

As soon as I heard this, my heart sank, and now I am looking for the murderer, and Xue Qian's words aroused my suspicions. We came out of the Remnant Immortal's house last night, but it was only the middle of the night. Then I came back to sleep. Xue Qian and Mr. Lu should also be sleeping, why are they busy until midnight?

Could it be that Mr. Lu sealed my consciousness with a steel needle, turned me into a puppet at the mercy of others, and then put on a suit for me, took a photo, and published an obituary?

The more I think about it, the more likely it is that the two of them are now wolves, and if they can't keep it, they want to slap me again.

I heard the sound of even breathing on the other end of the phone, and it was estimated that Xue Qian had fallen asleep. I screamed twice, and there was no more sound over there.

I hung up the phone. Then eat the bowl of tofu brains and those fritters. I thought to myself as I ate. I hope that this time, it is really Mr. Lu and Xue Qian who are joking with me, otherwise, I am afraid that I will get into big trouble.

When I had finished eating, I washed my face, got dressed neatly, and walked out with a big knife on my back. The moment I walked out of the gate, I felt that this trip seemed very solemn, and I was like a general about to go on an expedition, in front of everyone's attention, stepping my sword and getting on my horse.

After I was in a trance for two seconds, I suddenly realized that the pedestrians were really looking at me, and most of them were holding a newspaper and pointing at me.

I thought to myself: it's broken. The obituary has not yet come out a few days ago, so it has little impact. Now the evil place of the obituary has gradually become known. Just in time for me to go to the newspaper, I walked here in the daytime, which is also a wonder of the city.

As I walked, I rejoiced: my parents are still in the mining town, which is still far away from Huaicheng, and this tabloid will definitely not reach their hands, otherwise, the two of them will have to die in a hurry.

In the blink of an eye, I had already walked to the door of Xue Qian's house. The Tofu Brain boss grinned at me with a knowing smile.

I nodded at him and went knocking.

Aunt Xue helped me open the door, and she asked strangely, "Zhao Mang?" Why is it so early today? ”

As the two of us walked, we said, "I have something to do with Xue Qian and Mr. Lu." ”

Aunt Xue said: "The two of them are still sleeping, if things are urgent, go and call them, if you are not in a hurry, just sit and wait for a while, my meal will be ready immediately." ”

I smiled and said, "I've already eaten breakfast." It's a bit of a hurry, and I'm going to have to call them up. ”

I walked to Mr. Lu's room first, intending to call him. Mr. Lu was so alert when he slept that he heard movement at the door and immediately got up. Then he lay down again and said lazily, "Why is it so early today?" ”

I took out the newspaper and asked, "Did you do that?" ”

Mr. Lu opened one eye, glanced at it twice, then yawned and said, "The person in the photo is you, why did I do it?" ”

Then he asked rhetorically, "Didn't I sue you?" You don't have to send an obituary, why did you go anyway? It's not good for you to go back and forth like this. ”

I sat down in the chair and said with a stern face: "Mr. Lu, don't joke with me, I'm so nervous now." You tell me honestly, did you do this picture? Sealed my consciousness with a steel needle and took a picture of me. ”

I pointed to the person in the photo: "Look at this. Confused, at first glance, he was accused of being arrested. ”

Mr. Lu shook his head: "I didn't do it. I don't have time. Xue Qian can testify. ”

Then he got up from the bed and went to knock on Xue Qian's door.

Xue Qian got up sleepily and said, "You two are enough." One night does not let people sleep, and one morning does not let people sleep. ”

Mr. Lu handed the newspaper to Xue Qian and said, "Zhao Mang is suspicious of the two of us. ”.！

Xue Qian took the newspaper suspiciously, looked at it twice, and then said with a smile: "Lao Zhao, which one are you singing?" ”

I asked, "Which one are you singing?" Honestly, did you board this obituary? ”

Xue Qian immediately shook her head: "Heaven and earth conscience, this matter has nothing to do with my half a dime." ”

I saw Mr. Lu and Xue Qian swearing, with a stern face, and there was no more inconsistency when they joked before. My heart gradually sank, and I asked, "Then you said that you were busy in the middle of the night last night, what are you busy with?" ”

Xue Qian yawned and said, "I'm busy writing letters." Didn't Lu Laodao want to warn the remnant immortals, don't bewitch the people here? I helped Lu Laodao think of words. This letter must be written without humility, not only can we not lose our prestige, but also must let the other party have face, not only to let the other party leave willingly, but also not to deceive people too much......"

Xue Qian was there to recount the time that passed last night, and Mr. Lu had already taken out the letter.

I looked at it, this letter is a draft, it has not been transcribed yet, and it really wants to be the same as Xue Qian said, it has been tempered a lot, and the words are very particular, and I saw that there are many scribbles and alterations on the letter. It really took a lot of work