Chapter 34 [I'm really not a god!] 】
Chapter 34 [I'm really not a god!] 】
"Are you a god? Are you here to save me? Without waiting for Jiang Xiaofan to respond, the female ghost said with her eyes hopeful: "You must be a god, otherwise, how could there be golden light on your body." ”
"What the hell is the matter with you?"
Regarding this female ghost's misunderstanding that he was an immortal, Jiang Xiaofan did not squeak to deny it, he looked down at the female ghost curled up in the corner, and asked in a deep voice.
"That ......" The female ghost swallowed and stopped, but when she saw Jiang Xiaofan frowning slightly, she immediately mustered up the courage to continue: "That ........., immortal, can you help me with one...... Little...... Target... Busy? ”
The voice became smaller and quieter, and finally it was as small as a mosquito, if it weren't for Jiang Xiaofan's amazing ear power, and the surrounding environment was very quiet at the moment, he really couldn't hear what she was saying.
"Help?"
Jiang Xiaofan's brows became deeper and deeper, he didn't pat his chest and promise, but looked at the female ghost, the female ghost's eyes were full of expectation, and a trace of anxiety, of course, more fear, a kind of fear from the heart, just like a mouse seeing a cat.
Jiang Xiaofan looked at the eyes of the female ghost, and secretly said in his heart: This female ghost is looking for him to help, most likely to help her kill people, take revenge or something.
He pondered for a moment and asked, "What do you want me to do for you?" After a pause, he continued: "First of all, if it's too difficult, I won't necessarily help you." ”
"No, no......" When the female ghost heard Jiang Xiaofan say this, she immediately frowned, she stood up from the corner of the wall and said: "This is a favor, for an immortal like you, it is really just a small ......"
"What the hell do you want me to do for you?"
Perhaps seeing a hint of unhappiness on Jiang Xiaofan's face, the female ghost held back her courage and asked, "Immortal, can you let me go to reincarnation?" ”
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The female ghost's "little" busyness really made Jiang Xiaofan speechless.
Cast...... Reincarnation?
Brother is not a real immortal, how can he help you reincarnate.
This "little" busyness instantly made Jiang Xiaofan feel a sense of powerlessness, and he was glad that he didn't talk too much just now, otherwise, it would be really embarrassing to throw it to his grandmother's house.
"Ahem! Cough! ......" Jiang Xiaofan coughed heavily twice to hide the embarrassment in his heart: "This ,...... I can't help you with this. ”
After hearing Jiang Xiaofan's reply, the female ghost staggered back two steps, leaning against the wall weakly, her expression gloomy.
"Why?! Could it be that you, an immortal, don't want to help me because I was born badly? Why...... Why!! ”
The female ghost became more and more excited, and questioned Jiang Xiaofan hoarsely.
The sad and indignant shouts echoed in the room, and Jiang Xiaofan just wanted to explain, but the female ghost disappeared directly into the room, only a line of crystal tears fell to the ground, blooming two magnificent tears, which looked so haggard under the moonlight shining through the window.
Jiang Xiaofan's mouth opened, but he couldn't make any sound, and there was a sigh in the room.
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Twitter...... Whisper......
A pleasant bird call "woke up" the sleeping Jiang Xiaofan, he slowly opened his sleepy eyes, a burst of dazzling sunlight sprinkled on his face through the window, he couldn't help but cover his eyes with his hands, closed his eyes again, and after stabilizing his mind, he really woke up.
After some washing, he quickly got dressed and walked downstairs to the living room.
"It's eleven o'clock? It's been a long night's sleep. ”
After Jiang Xiaofan glanced at the clock in the living room, he was ready to go out to buy some daily necessities and change clothes.
At this moment, a steaming smell of milk wafted to the living room, Jiang Xiaofan sniffed, and followed the fragrance all the way to the dining room in confusion.
I saw a cup of steaming milk, a plate of fried eggs, and two hams on the dining table.
"This ...... Who did this? ”
Jiang Xiaofan still remembers that when he was hungry and looking for something to eat last night, he rummaged through the cabinets in the kitchen and didn't find any ingredients, all this in front of him was too sci-fi.
Could it be the female ghost?
The figure of the female ghost last night appeared in Jiang Xiaofan's mind at this time, except for her, Jiang Xiaofan really couldn't imagine who else would come to make breakfast for him.
"Fairy, are you awake?"
As if to confirm Jiang Xiaofan's conjecture, a beautiful woman in white floated out of the kitchen with a light smile on her face.
"Sure enough, you did it."
After Jiang Xiaofan saw this beautiful woman, uh...... The beautiful female ghost, the doubts in his heart suddenly dissipated, he sat down at the dining table unceremoniously, and enjoyed the loving breakfast that the beautiful female ghost made for him.
"Fairy, how does it taste?"
The female ghost floated to Jiang Xiaofan's side and greeted with a smile and restraint.
"Hmmm......"
Jiang Xiaofan nodded while eating and drinking, not to mention, this female ghost's craftsmanship is really impatient, the eggs are fried quite well, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the fragrance of milk is matched.
Three words to describe --- superb!
Jiang Xiaofan, who had never enjoyed such treatment, couldn't help but feel a little fluttery in his heart at this time, and from time to time he felt a burst of happiness for his subordinates last night.
This female ghost is kept, and it's really good.
It is not only eye-catching, but also able to cook, and the housework will be given to her in the future.
For a while, Jiang Xiaofan planned for himself in his heart, without asking the female ghost if she was willing or not.
"Good breakfast!"
Jiang Xiaofan took the toilet paper from the female ghost and wiped his mouth.
"Immortals, then what about my reincarnation ......"
The female ghost stood aside and spoke cautiously, staring at Jiang Xiaofan with a pair of eyes inseparable, waiting for him to reply.
"Reincarnation?" Jiang Xiaofan was embarrassed all of a sudden, he only cared about eating just now, but he forgot about this stubble, his face was embarrassed: "This ............"
As the saying goes, eating people has a short mouth, and taking people softly.
Jiang Xiaofan only felt that his face was burning, especially when he turned his head and saw the expectant eyes of the female ghost, his heart was burning.
After a while, he sighed and said frankly: "I'm sorry, I think you misunderstood, I'm not an immortal." ”
"Immortal, is it because my sincerity is not enough?" Seeing that Jiang Xiaofan did not agree to her request, the female ghost's face darkened, but soon, she raised her head again and said, "I know, you must be testing me, don't worry, immortal, I will not let you down!" ”
After saying that, I didn't forget to cheer her up.
Jiang Xiaofan still didn't believe his words when he saw the female ghost, so he was anxious: "I'm really not a fairy!" ”
"Immortal, don't worry, I won't let you down!"
"I'm really not a fairy!!"
"Immortal, please believe me!"
"I'm really not a god."
"Immortal, I know you're testing me!"
"I really ............"
"Immortal, you don't need to say it, I understand your intentions, I will definitely pass your test!"
Seeing that the female ghost was obsessed and "deeply poisoned", Jiang Xiaofan knew that no matter how hard he tried to explain, it would be difficult to restore his image in the eyes of this female ghost.
Well, immortals are immortals, and I'm too lazy to waste gods with this female ghost.
Jiang Xiaofan covered his face speechlessly, he sighed and said, "You can treat me as whatever you like." ”
After speaking, Jiang Xiaofan got up and walked out of the door, and if he stayed at home, he might be made some trouble by this female ghost.
It's just that he just stepped out of the gate with his front foot, and with his back foot, the voice of the female ghost came from afar.
"Immortal, do you want to go home for dinner at noon?"
Jiang Xiaofan stopped, he closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and kept muttering (I want to be calm, calm, calm ......down!) Then he didn't turn around, just waved his hand and said, "Don't come back to eat!" ”
"Oh, I see, then, fairy .................."
Before the female ghost finished speaking, she saw a faint golden light emitting from Jiang Xiaofan's feet, and flew directly into the sky, and immediately muttered to herself: "Immortals are immortals, you use flying ...... when you go out."
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ps: Please be early tomorrow, the second update today.