Chapter 21: The Gynecological Hand and Destruction
"I'm sorry, it's time for our store to close, and we're going to- ah, this ...... Excuse me, beautiful girl, is there anything that can help you? ”
After another day of receiving guests, looking at the dusk scenery outside the window, Yang Linkai's eyes lit up with grief and tiredness, his face was solemn, and in a gentle and almost greasy tone, he asked politely to a beautiful elf girl at the table who seemed to be the last patient of the day, with a face full of shame.
There was already a lot of laughter in the dark room behind him.
"I didn't expect Brother Genius to be a friend of women."
Shainin was out of breath.
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"Yes, there are indeed a lot of girls queuing up to come to General Yang for treatment recently......"
Director Wu couldn't help but laugh.
"Speaking of which, Your Majesty, why do the elf girls ...... So many came to General Yang to rule that ......"
He suddenly turned his head to look at Zeng Chi, who was laughing straight down, and asked with a strange face.
Zeng Chi's staccato voice mixed with laughter sounded: "You know, the water of life is actually a kind of life magic essence, not a magical elixir. It can only be used to heal most diseases or traumas in which the body is abnormal. ”
"And some kind of trouble for the girls...... That's not a disease anymore, it's a normal physiological phenomenon. But the elves probably don't have that kind of knowledge...... So certain ...... People with particularly serious physiological phenomena are often troubled by this - in fact, before the blood elves have been influenced by Chinese civilization, they have always had a headache for this kind of thing that seems to be a disease but not a disease, and the water of life is completely helpless. ”
"So...... When the elves found out that General Yang had a knack for this...... You get the idea. ”
He laughed maniacally.
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"What I don't understand is, when did Brother Genius do this like this?"
Xie Ning continued to hold his stomach and was out of breath.
"I know that, Your Majesty."
Doctor Cai raised his head, and his face was full of colors that he wanted to smile but didn't dare to laugh at: "Since General Yang found out that people with menstrual disorders also came to him for treatment, the elf girls are all very beautiful again." He seems to have found the direction of his life and the goal of struggle again, and he no longer complains about being tired. ”
"He has been asking me for gynecological knowledge day and night for the past few days, and he has achieved excellent learning results with hunger. Now, he is an excellent gynecologist. ”
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With a smile on his face, he pouted in the direction of Yang Linkai, who was looking rich.
"This girl...... This condition ...... Tsk, it's serious...... But don't worry, it's just the ...... Doctors' parents, I will do my best. ”
He stared at the cramped and restless girl, and then sighed in a low voice with a hopeless sad expression on his face.
When the elf girl was crying when she saw this, he said sadly.
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"Thank you so much, Dear Master Kyle, I know that this disease can only be healed naturally, but I am ...... I just want to be relieved a little bit every time I have an attack, and I heard from a sister that you have a lot to do with it......"
The girl said gratefully, her face full of hope and shyness.
"Of course it's very good! There's definitely a way! Come on, let me give you a detailed examination first. ”
Yang Linkai's chest immediately shook the sky, and he replied happily.
"I'm grass, beasts......"
Xie Ning already had a miserable expression on his face and concluded with Yang Linkai.
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"What's the matter, I'm working overtime again today, two bosses, when will I be paid overtime?"
Yang Linkai walked in the door with a sigh of sorrow, and behind him, the Purple Frost Medical Hall was closing the door after the end of the day.
He said to Xie Ning and Zeng Chi with great grievances.
"That's ......"
Xie Ning nodded thoughtfully, he was already looking at Zeng Chi.
"Brother Zeng, Brother Genius has indeed worked hard, why don't we take turns to work for him from tomorrow? That little beauty is really good......"
"It should be, it should be. Anyway, we heard her address, why don't we send her to the hospital tomorrow? ”
Zeng Chi tried his best to hold back a smile and nodded again and again.
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Yang Linkaide's face changed suddenly: "You-"
He said angrily.
"Well, that's what we thought about at the time, you know, we all have ...... at home So I gave the opportunity to the genius brother, but I didn't expect him to feel tired! ”
Xie Ning shook his head.
"It's just that he doesn't cherish it, so there's no way."
Zeng Chi's face was full of love and helplessness.
"Forget it, let's do it - anyway, Lin Yatou is already a bad debt, as the so-called lice don't itch if you don't have more debts."
Shainin continued to wander.
"It's you."
Zeng Chi's face was full of approval.
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Yang Linkai was already furious: "How can you do this? ”
He said with trembling fingers and a face full of anger, and there was already a laugh in the dark room.
"Then why don't you do it? Don't say it earlier, it's still too late to make a replacement. Isn't someone so tired and annoyed all day long? ”
Xie Ning said with a smile on his face.
"How can I have—count you ruthless!"
Yang Linkai sat down with a stupid face.
"Then don't regret it, huh?" Xie Ning smiled leisurely.
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"By the way, Brother Genius, if you have something to do, you come to help the staff officer."
He then said again.
"What?"
Yang Linkai suddenly looked at him suspiciously.
"That's right, General Yang."
Director Wu took over the topic: "You know, because of the short period of our founding of the country, the blood elves never thought of planting any spies in the elf empire, although our agents are all trained by special scouts selected in the army, but after all, it is still relatively short to enter the elf country." There are people everywhere in important places, but they all have a very low status. ”
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"But according to the agents who broke into the Druid Legion, the Druid Legion is now faintly fanning the flames and pointing the finger at the Ranger. And in the course of the Ranger Legion's pursuit of unsolved murders, there are people who carry out similar actions - there must be barbarians working on them. ”
"We can even venture to suspect that it is very likely that all this is not only the work of the barbarians, but also a conspiracy."
"However, what makes us puzzled is - we can't imagine what the barbarians are doing while rushing to obtain the holy water of life."
Director Wu said in a row.
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"yes, that's weird...... The barbarians seem to be provoking the two elven legions to fight among themselves, what are they calculating? Their goal should be the Holy Water of Life, what good is it to do so? ”
Xie Ning also nodded with a pensive face.
"Didn't you say that we could get the elves into infighting, so that they would not be able to support us? You know, the vitality of the barbarians is greatly damaged, and if the elves also see an opportunity, they will have a lot of fun. ”
Yang Linkai asked suspiciously.
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"Nope."
Shainin shook his head: "That's just the most ideal assumption before we came. But now the facts have proved that it may be because of the great battle between the elves and the barbarian gods who came by surprise, the damage was too tragic, and the barbarian gods were too weird and powerful. The elves are still fearful of barbarians like tigers. The various types of information we have obtained also show that the elves only dare to delay and not raise objections to the barbarians' unreasonable demands. ”
"And because our magic technology is not in line with their natural ways, our war with the barbarians has once again broken their peace, and our strength makes them feel weak, so they already look down on us, and they are even more hostile to us."
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"Therefore, under such circumstances, it is impossible for them to consider joining forces with us, let alone want to fight against the barbarians with us."
"However, in this case, the barbarians are doing this, which is tantamount to doing more - the elves can't help us, so why should they provoke the elves to fight? At such a juncture, what good is it for them to do such a thing inexplicably? ”
Xie Ning analyzed Yang Linkai carefully.
"yes...... So why ......"
Yang Linkai suddenly muttered even more suspiciously.
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"There's definitely something strange about this—by the way, have the barbarians made progress in asking for the Holy Water of Life?"
Zeng Chi affirmed thoughtfully, and then, he looked at Director Wu again.
"The elves are still hesitating, although the barbarians have put pressure several times, and even did not hesitate to give an ultimatum, but under the one-sided opposition of the Goddess of Life Sect, the Goddess of Nature Sect also seems to be a little hesitant, and they are still trying their best to delay - at present, the barbarians have nothing to do with them except for constant pressure."
"After all, their national strength is now at its weakest point, and although the barbarian gods make the elves terrified, they haven't woken up after all, and they can't afford to wake up the barbarian gods rashly-"
"One of our agents reaffirmed in a conversation with a member of the Barbarian Mission: if the barbarian god is interrupted to recuperate and wake up, his injuries will be extremely aggravated, and it may not be a matter of recovering from more than ten years of sleep. Therefore, although the barbarian gods can be awakened to fight at any time, it is just the last hole card that they dare not use easily, and it will lead to a defeat for both sides. ”
Director Wu reported softly.
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"That's good...... But what exactly do the barbarians want to do? ”
Zeng Chi nodded, but he pondered again.
"What do they want? In short, if they want to do it, we will let them do it if they can't do it. ”
Yang Linkai said with a grin. There was a sudden silence in the room, and everyone looked at him strangely.
"What's wrong, did I say the wrong thing again?"
Yang Linkai said.
"That's a train of thought......"
Xie Ning muttered thoughtfully.
"Yes, that's it!"
Immediately, as if he had made up his mind, he said.
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"Brother genius, we had no intention of inserting willows that day, but we didn't expect Bernardo to be the key figure in it."
"You continue to follow Bernardo's line, and before he comes to you in three days, you go to him according to our reserved plan - didn't you find out that his little sister also has a gynecological disease? Is Bernardo also begging you to pay attention to this condition? It's time for you to show off your skills again, gynecology genius brother. ”
He turned to Yang Linkai with a smile on his face, and the muffled laughter in the dark room sounded one after another.
"The barbarians want to provoke elven infighting with these things, although we don't know what they want to do, but we just don't let them do it—the barbarians will definitely want to lead the clues to each other, and we, even if we make it up, have to make up clues and evidence that they didn't do it."
Xie Ning didn't care about the people who couldn't stop laughing, he looked at Yang Linkai and said carefully.
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"Don't worry, I understand—most of them didn't do it in the first place, and the barbarians may have a bigger surname."
Yang Linkai nodded and said.
"Well, if that's the case, as long as you get on Bernardo's line and let us get permission, wouldn't it be easy for us to find out the truth? All in all, whatever the barbarians do, whatever they do anyway, we will destroy what we have. ”
Xie Ning also smiled. (To be continued.) )