Chapter 390: Corpse King's Horror: This time, can you still be alive?
Wang Mingyi naturally wouldn't fall in love with me because of my words, and I also said such words because of a moment of brain pumping. We walked outside for a while, and then we went home.
After I went back, I broke up with Zhang Li on the phone. Yes, broke up.
We broke up peacefully, Zhang Li is a smart woman, she didn't cry or make trouble, she just told me not to be too tired.
Liangshi, my relationship with Zhang Li is very strong, and we really can't continue it alone. I'm now taking a path that ordinary people don't dare to take, and if Zhang Li continues to be with me, I'm afraid it will hurt her.
I put down my phone and suddenly felt a little tired, so I leaned back on the bedside table to rest.
The little dance car was paused when returning the beads. She said to me, "A pretty woman came to you just now, and I said you weren't there, and then she said I'll come back later." ”
I lit a cigarette and said lightly, "What price do you want me to make?" ”
"I'm looking for your help." Xiao Wu said.
"Bang!"
I slapped the bedside table hard and made a loud noise, then I looked at Xiao Wu in shock and said, "You told her I wasn't there." That means she can see you? That is, she is not human? ”
Xiao Wu nodded and said, "It's not a human, it's a ghost." said that she wanted to ask you for help with something, and she looked very anxious. ”
I gasped, and Han Xianxi said that I would often encounter car types in the future, and I didn't expect to come immediately. The car caught me off guard, I don't know anything at any price, and I haven't learned any skills from Zhou Tianwen.
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
Car time. There was a knock on the door outside, and a woman's voice came in: "Is Mr. Li there?" ”
The voice is hoarse and ugly, and there is a hint of sharpness, the voice of a friend is not a human being!
I was so scared that my body went limp, and a few drops of urine leaked. Suddenly a ghost came to me for what price? My car didn't do anything at all, and a ghost knocked on the door in the middle of the night!
Xiao Wu climbed out of bed to knock on the door, and I sat at the head of the bed in a daze and watched Xiao Wu open the door.
Outside the door was a woman, the car woman was indeed quite beautiful, but she had a hole in her head, and it seemed that she had been hit by a blunt object. She was on her tiptoes very hard, exactly like Xiao Wu and the others.
Sure enough, it's a ghost!
"Mr. Li......" The car girl ghost walked towards me, she said, "Let me introduce myself to you, my name is Zhang Amei, and I want to ask you for help with something." ”
I shuddered. "How do you know I can see you?" ”
"The ...... from Wang Yanyan," the female ghost said, "Now the ghosts in the car area know that you can help us do two things." ”
It turned out to be Wang Yanyan!
The car woman is really insidious, in order to let me remove my grievances for her as soon as possible, she even set up an advertisement.
I patted me on the bed and said a little embarrassedly, "You sit down first, you can tell me what the price is, and I will help you if I can solve it; If it can't be solved......"
"If it can't be solved, I'll kill you."
Before I could finish speaking, Zhang Amei's face changed and she threatened me very gloomily. Suddenly my panties got wet. The car is not asking me for help at all, the car is trying to coerce me to do things!
"I need you to help me call the police......," Zhang Amei said, "My husband was stealing women outside, and when I found out, I had a big fight with him, and the car was beaten to death with a hammer." My body was hidden in the basement of my home, and I hope you can help me call the police. ”
Simple for the price?
I felt incredible, so in front of Zhang Amei, I called the police, Che Zhang Amei then thanked me a thousand times, and then said that she would give her son a dream, let her son give me a thank you money or two, and then left.
I was dumbfounded, and I couldn't believe that there would be a ghost looking for me to do something simple about the price of the car.
After driving overnight, a few ghosts came to me for help, but what they asked me to do was simpler.
There were three ghosts in total, a middle-aged man, a little boy, and an old woman.
The middle-aged man told me that he had a sum of money hidden under the sofa in a certain store, and asked me to help him go back to his wife and children. The little boy said that his puppy had no one to take care of because his parents were going to throw it away. The little boy wanted me to adopt it or help give it to someone who liked puppies. I've never heard of a car request, and I can't imagine that there will be ghosts asking others to do car things.
The old woman was even simpler, she told me that she had died in a car accident, she said that she lived alone in an old house, and forgot to turn off the gas when she went out, and hoped that I could help turn off the gas.
I was dumbfounded by both things, Han Xianxi told me that I wouldn't encounter anything terrible at first, and I was still worried at that time, but now it seems that ...... No need to worry at all! Because the requirements for the car are so simple, so simple that it is unbelievable.
The middle-aged man said that I could take 500 yuan for my own use, and give the rest to his wife and children. And the little boy gave me a game lunch, he played the game well, and he should be able to sell it for two hundred dollars.
As for the old woman, she said in a rambling manner that she had no price, and said that she would pray for me, and for the first time I knew that ghosts could also recite scriptures, and I was also drunk.
I went out to run errands as soon as I received the commission, and the car and the two things were very simple, and after an hour, I had an extra golden retriever puppy in my room.
I opened the Wenzhou forum, saying that it was selling golden retriever puppies at a super low price, and it cost 500 yuan alone, and then I took a few photos of the puppy, and soon someone called me and said that I was willing to buy a golden retriever puppy, and I came to pick up the goods the next day.
Xiao Wu looked at me curiously and said, "Are we going to have a better economy?" ”
I smiled wryly: "If you have any money, we have to donate all the money to UNICEF, and we can only save a little to ensure our livelihood." ”
Xiao Wu was immediately anxious when she heard this: "Your car is not a problem with the price, what are you donating it for." ”
I rolled my eyes, and then I just lay down in bed and slept, not caring about Xiao Wu's complaint at all. I don't know how long Xiao Wu has been reading it in pieces, anyway, I listened to it for a long time before falling asleep.
When I woke up, it was noon, probably because I was in a better mood, so I woke up earlier. Clamp each aba.
I stretched, Zhou Tianwen should be back tonight. Looking around, Xiao Wu was still looking at Huanzhu Gege, and as soon as she saw me get up, she asked with concern, "Are you hungry?" ”
I nodded and said, "I'm hungry, I'll go downstairs to the Sichuan restaurant for a meal, and then see what the price is arranged in the afternoon." ”
"Let's go......" Xiao Wu looked at the computer, she muttered, "If we eat boiled pork slices and pickled cabbage fish in a Sichuan restaurant, we will eat that unpalatable ghost food." Finally, I had some money to improve my life, and I had to donate all of my brains. I really feel that I am a good person, and the money donated anyway is in the hands of those two officials. ”
I said helplessly: "When did you become a virtuous car?" Do you always see all kinds of news on the computer, so your heart has become cloudy? I sue you, if nine out of ten dollars of donated money are embezzled, but one of them actually goes to those two children. Not only car samples, but I also plan to buy materials to donate to poor areas in the future, such as clothes and instant noodles, so that car samples will not be embezzled. ”
Xiao Wu slapped the computer desk angrily, and then didn't say a word, as if she was angry and didn't plan to pay attention to me. I didn't expect Xiao Wu to understand me, so I washed up and prepared to go out for lunch.
As a result, as soon as I was about to go out, I received a call from Li Xin.
"Li He, did you settle the matter?"
My car remembered Li Xin's matter, and hurriedly said that he had solved it, and he could boldly go back to sleep. Li Xin thanked me a few words, and then said, "By the way, the main thing is to tell you something." There's a bunch of people looking for you lately, so you'd better be careful. ”
I wondered, "What price are you looking for me?" ”
"A couple of pretty girls from your school were drinking with me yesterday, and they said that a group of people were asking about your whereabouts, and they were very unfriendly, but your classmates were very angry and said they didn't know where you were. Those people look fierce, so you'd better be careful anyway. When I heard them say that, it was like a group of Sichuan people. You have to pay attention, the people of Che Sichuan don't have a good thing, they don't take a bath all year round, and their bodies are all infectious diseases. ”
Although Li Xin was not by my side, I still rolled my eyes, learned the Sichuan accent and said: "You kid has more bacteria on his body than all the Sichuan people combined, stupid, Sichuan people are your father, you are a second force, Comrade Li Xin, we don't want you to know the idea of regional discrimination, you are an immortal." And you are a car playboy, haven't you also slept with a woman in Sichuan? What's the price, are you suffering from an infectious disease all over your body? ”
Li Xin was anxious when he heard this: "Your car is completely nonsense, let me tell you, men are different from women." No matter where the women are, they are clean, beautiful, and their bodies are fragrant. Especially the women in Che Sichuan, most of them are very plump and beautiful, anyway, you know it after sleeping once. ”
"Your car has escalated from regional discrimination to gender discrimination...... "I said helplessly, "I know, I'll pay attention." ”
I hung up the phone, feeling irritated in my heart.
Suddenly a group of unfriendly people are looking for me, what is the price of the car?
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