Although I myself was very young, at the request of my grandfather, I began to learn to deal with many internal affairs of the family when I was about 15 years old.

However, these so-called internal family affairs are basically similar to the work done by the old aunt of the neighborhood committee: mediating conflicts within the family, deciding who will further cultivate the children in the family, etc., which are all very difficult to deal with anyway. If you don't pay attention, you will offend people.

At first, I was a little interested, but after dealing with it for a while, I felt more and more bored, but my grandfather asked me to learn these things, because I would inherit everything from this family in the future.

Among these complicated things, the only thing that interests me a little is the marriage of the Zhang family.

The marriage of the children and grandchildren of the Zhang family is divided into two types: internal marriage and external marriage, and the difference is whether they know the biggest secret of the Zhang family: autopsy.

Extragamous people lead normal lives and do not touch any secrets of autopsy. Living is also outside the valley, which means that as long as you don't enter the valley, the marital problem is at your own disposal. Annual ancestor worship and other events can enter the valley.

Endogamy, on the other hand, is stricter.

If the descendants of the Zhang family, whether male or female, want to marry within themselves, they must hand over the other half of all the circumstances to the patriarchs of the Zhang family for review. Make sure that there is no problem to marry inside, and teach the other half the secret of autopsy according to their qualifications, and the other half must change their surname to Zhang.

In recent decades, there have been very few endogamys in the family, and even if they do, no one has learned the thankless and useless technique of corpse control.

In dealing with these things, I was exposed to a lot of things about men and women and relationship development.

So I'm much more experienced in this kind of thing than the average teenager.

Liu Yuwei is indeed a rare good girl, but the background behind her is too complex and unpredictable. And she is only 18 years old, and she still doesn't understand many things.

And Yu Shen, this guy: a bull-like temper, a straightforward personality, and a cool appearance that looks not sunny, is definitely the type that makes a girl's heart move.

And for Liu Yuwei's lethality, it is naturally self-evident.

To say that I don't have a headache is a lie.

To solve this problem, the method is actually very simple: just go directly to determine the relationship with Liu Yuwei.

However, my marriage must be endogamy. I can't imagine that a girl like Liu Yuwei, who has a deep and complex background, wants to change her surname and go to Wo Cicada Valley with me.

The pattern of strong women and weak men is by no means a normal marriage situation.

Liu Yuwei looked at Yu Shen and didn't know what she was thinking.

That same evening. Yu Shen woke up.

Seeing that his arm was wrapped in a sturdy one, he directly tore off all the gauze and shook his head and said: I don't need this kind of thing at all.

I stood at the head of his bed, looked at him and said, "Now it seems like we have to have a good talk." Who the hell are you?

Yu Shen didn't seem to want to speak, just looked at me and said: Why did you save me? Wouldn't it be better to let me die?

I shook my head and returned the autopsy knife to him: I'm not so despicable, who is that Demon Ancestor? What's the relationship between you?

You have so many questions. Yu Shen said expressionlessly: Where is Liu Yuwei?

Let's go back to our station first. I replied with a blank face.

Then take me back. I don't have anywhere else to go anyway. Yu Shen stood up and replied.

I sighed: Let's go, I'll take you back to see.

After he was discharged from the hospital, I got in the car and drove towards the hospital.

Yu Shen is very uncomfortable with this kind of thing, after getting in the car, he grasped everything he could grasp, and he seemed to be a little interested in looking left and right, and kept asking me what the gear lever and pedal and steering wheel are used for and other strange questions, which made me feel like an ancient person who had traveled over.

You used to say you were raised by zombies? Looking at this guy, he was a little excited. I took the opportunity to ask.

I was originally an abandoned baby, I was picked up by a level 4 zombie next to the ancient tomb, they don't know how to feed me, and when I started to remember, I lived with a few zombies. Yu Shen said casually.

It gives me goosebumps when it sounds.

A person was actually raised by zombies.

For a long time, I thought the world was dominated by zombies, but I later learned that it wasn't like that at all.

Those zombies are all the predecessors of the Zombie Fighting Sect, but this faction has long been annihilated by others, only a few zombies are left, and those zombies only have some very low thinking, and then when I grow old enough, they give me this autopsy knife and want me to go to the Corpse Fighting Sect.

And then you said yes? I asked curiously.

Then I complied with their request and used the knife to kill all the zombies everywhere. Yu Shen looked at me and said.

As soon as I heard this, I was so frightened that I stepped on the accelerator directly to the end, and was almost chased directly by the rear of the car in front, which scared the car in front of me to accelerate desperately and honk desperately.

Don't be surprised, they asked me to do it. I'm just doing what they want. Seeing my appearance, Yu Shen was still expressionless.

They don't live or die, and living as zombies is a complete sin for them, and instead of that, it's better to let themselves die and be reincarnated, which is their request, not that I want to kill them.

So you did that? Did they raise you and you didn't have the slightest affection for them? Do that without hesitation? I said angrily.

Since it is their desire, why should I object? I'm here to help them, not to kill them. Yu Shen said in a very calm tone: I have been traveling for more than 2 years, and I probably know some concepts in this world. But there are a lot of things I still don't understand about the human world.

Like what? What don't you understand? I asked curiously.

There are some people who are seriously ill, why spend a lot of resources to save him, make him and the people who care about him miserable, it is better to just give him a knife than this?

Also, why do you have to toss so many laws or something to deal with someone who has made a mistake, since you know that he has committed a crime, you can't just stab it and it's over? Everyone was happy.

Ok ok! I was speechless and stopped him from continuing: In the eyes of this guy of yours, isn't it better to do everything with a single knife?

Isn't that what life is all about? If you don't want to throw it away, why procrastinate! Yu Shen looked like a matter of course.

Now I really can't stand this barbarian. This guy's worldview is still stuck in the era of the three hundred warriors of Sparta: either come back victorious, or die and be carried back by the mind.

Come on, I'm too lazy to popularize science with you, but I think you still have a sense of right and wrong, right? I continued.

You don't have to worry about that, I'm not a monster yet. Yu Shen smiled and said: But I am very interested in girls now, and I want to pursue Liu Yuwei.

According to your brain circuit, you're not going to just knock her unconscious and drag her back, are you? I looked at him and said.

I still have the basic concept of right and wrong, and I will pursue her in the same way that a boy pursues a girl!

What do you call a normal boy's approach? I'm more curious.

Invite her to watch movies, chat and drink coffee, help her do things to gain her favor, and then let the relationship slowly escalate, until the heat is enough, and boldly confess to let her accept me. What do you think?

I was a little stunned: you're not that weird, are you?

Who said I was weird? It's just that I don't like to twist and turn. Yu Shen said with a smile: I have learned a lot of knowledge about this world in the past two years.

How did you learn? Reading a book? I asked.

I can't read. This guy choked me back with one sentence: Then how do you learn knowledge?

Watch TV! Yu Shen smiled: Such a good learning channel.

So what exactly do you watch? Educational Channel? I asked curiously.

That channel on the network is called Mango Channel.

I almost didn't hit the tail again!

If this kid were to use the Mango Terrace stuff as a guidebook for chasing girls, I really don't know what would happen!

I advise you to watch something healthier, I said a little weakly.

What is it? Yu Shen asked curiously.

"News Network" and "Focus Interview", well! It's best to check out "Today's Statement"!

Drove all the way back to the courtyard, I have been brushed by this guy's three views over and over again along the way, and I have never been so tired in my life!

When I arrived at the human courtyard, I took this guy directly into Lao Song's office.

Somewhat unexpectedly, not only Lao Song was there, but also Lei Heng and Min Rou were also there.

That's the way it is, you think we don't care about it? Min Rou seemed to have just finished reporting something, and looked back at us with a blue face.

Sister Min Rou, what's wrong? I asked, puzzled.

After you left yesterday, the guy named Wang Tuo found this place and wanted to find Liu Yuwei, and I was going to drive her away directly, but Catherine went out, and she didn't come back until this morning. I don't know if anything happened to these two people. But what's wrong with the little girls now?

Catherine and Wang Tuo went together? It was my turn to be surprised: what the hell is this

Catherine is also an ordinary girl, and of course a bastard like Wang Tuo is very lethal to a little girl like her! What a scourge!

It stands to reason that Catherine is also 22 years old, as for it?

Who is Catherine? Isn't it beautiful? Yu Shen on the side asked with interest.