"They definitely didn't die of natural causes!"

"There must be a conspiracy here!"

"Don't let me find them, or else, huh...... I've got to make them look good! ”

In the office of a secret department in the United States, a young man, Benson, was restless and constantly walking, he let out a loud roar from time to time, the muscles of his face were distorted from being too excited, and his gray-blue pupils reflected a thick anger and sadness...... and shame.

His last loved one died the morning before yesterday, the cause of death was a very funny cause of death, when he was preparing to go to the toilet, his foot cramped, and then he fell headlong in the flush toilet, and his index finger was pressed on the water switch, and he was drowned by the impact of the water!

The autopsy report issued by the forensic doctor on the spot made the news arrive quickly, and Benson, who had long been faintly worried, was completely dumbfounded.

God, poor Benson couldn't imagine what kind of death it was, what kind of magical pose he had to pose to be drowned in the toilet, but this was the iron fact, and the reality was even more difficult to accept than the story.

His uncle is in the prime of life, although he is sixty years old, but his body is still as good as a cow, he spends all day in the park agitating his muscles and showing off coquettishness, attracting the attention of middle-aged women who are mentally empty.

His ideal death would be to be treated as an adulterer and have ten holes cut in his body!

"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, I know you're very sad." Boris, who is approaching the age of fifty, was so angry that he had to comfort him with a lame reason, "I am also saddened by the fact that your uncle's death is the 3,541st seemingly unreasonable death ever discovered." But thankfully, on the top 10 most incredible deaths, your poor Uncle Tom doesn't have a shadow at all! ”

"Oh, **, I want to vomit in your face when I hear your comfort!"

Benson sat down in his chair and casually refreshed the department's internal web page, which contained a list and information of all recent people suspected of possible accidental deaths, in addition to ranking them in chronological order of death, they also made a ranking according to the degree of attention voted by insiders, and the top-ranked deaths gave people a very refreshing feeling.

"You know, my uncle is already my last relative, I, I, **! up, up, oh, mygod! so quickly, it was the hundredth-thirty-fifth, and now it's the fifteenth! Oh my God, I'm going to be famous tomorrow, and people will greet me with affection: You're Benson from Uncle Drowning in the Toilet, what a poor boy! ”

"Who's to say it isn't!" Boris shrugged.

"Work, keep working, we have to check one by one to see what could have caused their deaths! Don't let me find the truth, or I'll break their necks and shove my head in their assholes! ”

Benson quickly put an end to his nagging, sitting at his computer desk, researching the possible culprit for the frequent deaths of tens of thousands of people, according to the more than 21,000 classified keywords in the catalog.

This should have been the patent of technicians, and expert-level death analysis can make any crime unconcealed, but unfortunately there have been too many accidental deaths in the country recently, and it has been determined that they are all fucking accidents.

What accident can surprise so many people?

Everyone knows that there must be a problem, but no one knows what the problem is.

After the death toll reached 3,000, the death toll disappeared silently on the official network of the world, and then it was drowned out by the illusion of singing and dancing, and the onlookers who were waiting for the truth could no longer find even a single report on the relevant incident, and there was no more below!

It was so quietly eunuched.

Although public opinion is low-key, in fact, the United States officials have not slackened in the slightest.

This veritable world hegemon, the famous world policeman, is like squatting and defecating but being kicked in the ass, turning around and not finding the thief, only to get up and find that the shit has pulled a pants of the angry man, quickly mobilized all the strength, set up a special investigation committee, and dispatched a professional analysis team of up to 300 people, as well as more auxiliary personnel, put on a posture of conducting cutting-edge high-tech scientific research, using the most advanced equipment, the most capable talents, from video materials, sample testing, file investigation, Family history, genetic samples, and even random variable factor analysis methods analyze the source of this crisis from all angles.

Yes, it's a crisis!

As the safest place to invest in the world, the number of billionaires in the United States is as large as the stars in the sky, and the number of millionaires with investable assets of more than $1 million is more than 2 million, nearly 3 million, excluding permanent residence.

The super-rich, who only account for 0.9% of the number of the world's richest people, but the amount of funds accounts for 35.5% of the wealth owned by the world's richest people, and the United States alone accounts for more than two-thirds of the world, and even the vast majority of the remaining rich people also have mansions and industries in the United States, supporting a large number of people in the United States.

Although after this incident, the masses at the bottom did not know too much about the truth of the matter, but those super-rich people who were better than monkeys ran faster than one another, and these rich people who were already floating in the sky for half a day didn't even need to say hello, they just slipped away from their families.

According to statistics, in the past month alone, the funds fleeing from the United States have reached nearly 100 billion, and even in desperation, the United States Congress has recently promulgated a temporary bill to restrict the outflow of funds.

This time it's good, but the rich people below also panicked, and those who have the ability to race one by one slipped away, even if the money didn't flow out, people ran clean first, and now the communication is so developed, it's great remote command.

In desperation, His Excellency the President had to take the time to greet the immediate female relatives of the heads of the investigation committee one by one, and the entire investigation team immediately began to operate as quickly as if it had been whipped, and even temporarily added an additional team of up to 200 people, specifically based on the list of terms, to systematically analyze each possible fatal factor one by one.

Benson and his wife belong to this team, working eight hours a day, and the commission is very generous, and if they find important clues, it is a lot of money!

If this factor is finally confirmed to be the cause of death, then they will not have to work again for the rest of their lives.

"Air? Dust particles, pollution index, oxygen content, well, that's what a professional analysis team needs to do, pass!"

"Steak? Well, 35 percent of the people who died liked to eat steak, 21 percent ate steak in a week, 3 percent ate steak that day, and 0.1 percent were eating steak, no! ”

"Indians! The word, huh? Oh, mygod, preliminary analysis, 70% of people have had relevant contact, hiss, such a high proportion of data, to pay attention to! ”

"Well, this person once raped an Indian girl, first raped and then killed, vicious-incident!"

"This man shot and killed the Indians, and there was a series of defense materials related to it, and he was finally acquitted, but out of humanitarian concern, he was compensated for the cost of 500 meters, and then the family ...... Died in street fights, fires, none survived? ”

The more Benson investigated, the more solemn his face became, but the joy in his eyes became stronger and stronger, "Boris, come here, God, look at what I found?" ”

"Look at this, more than 70 percent of the people who died have been in contact with the Indians, and if I look closely, I find that most of them don't get along very well, and the lightest of them seems to be refusing to pay their salaries, and I further investigate, and guess what, guess what I found?"

Boris's eyes also lit up obviously, the two of them are in a group, if this is really shit luck, he also has a bonus!

"What did you find?" Boris asked hurriedly, his eyes seeming to glow with gold.

"The kid ended up convicted of robbery, and he went to steal the boss's money! His mother had no money for treatment and eventually died of illness, and the child later went down the path of crime, and later, he died! ”

"Oh, oh my God!" Boris screamed, "Is this the revenge of the Indians?" It's hard to believe that these sewer rats, these scum who should have been extinct a long time ago, oh, they did it? How do they do it? With a javelin, a lasso, or a bow and arrow, it's really amazing! ”

"Hey, man, don't care what the hell they do, what does that have to do with us? All we have to do is look for clues, man, and see if there are any hidden commonalities between them, or anything that hasn't been recorded in the archives, man! ”

"Oh, you little ghost, you knew that you assigned me to do these troublesome jobs, but for Mi Yuan's sake, I decided to forgive you!" Boris quickly clicked on the keyboard, queried one piece of information, and connected to the official information website of the United States, and one by one he had to do a comparison and analysis.

"The first one is Tom, hey, that's your uncle, why don't you just tell me what contact he had with the Indians?"

Boris shouted loudly and immediately investigated the information of the next deceased.