Section 2 Old liars
After helping the old man up, the crowd gradually dispersed, and I pushed the basket 1258 and walked slowly with the old man into the distance. After walking for three minutes, I said: "This is the way to the police station, whether you are my grandfather or not, there will be an answer soon, there were many people just now, I was too lazy to argue." ”
"Huh? Boy, I don't see you're smart. The old man scratched his butt and said, "Actually, I came to Qingtian City this time to find you, because you were born with a red life." ”
"You're just eating!" I reflexively replied. Although the teacher taught us to respect the old and love the young, this old guy pretended to be my grandfather and didn't say anything, and scolded me for eating, which made me unbearable.
"No, no, no, it's not eating, it's a red arrow." The old man corrected: "This kind of person is rare to see in a hundred years, and it is very suitable for me to be my apprentice." ”
I said impatiently: "If you don't want to go to the police station, I'm going home, and you can go on a seven-day solo flight tour of the three hospitals." ”
The old man dug his nostrils obscenely and said, "I know you don't believe it." Boy, let me ask you, since you were born, has you been very unlucky, never better? ”
I heard this, and I looked surprised.
The old man continued: "No matter how dangerous things have happened since you were born, you have never died, have you? This is the fate of the red arrow, and the bad luck is riddled until death. Only the cultivation of Dao art can alleviate this situation, if you believe me, wait for me at the gate of Qingtian City Children's Park at three o'clock tomorrow afternoon, if you don't come, it will prove that we are not fateful, and I will not look for you again. With that, the old man turned around and left, and after a few steps, the figure disappeared abruptly!
This scene scared me a lot! Hell, how could a big living person disappear out of thin air? I hurriedly mounted the basket 1258, kicked hard, and ran home with a puff of smoke.
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The next day, I was still thinking about what happened last night. The man looked like an old liar, and scolded me for eating, but what he said was all right, although I had memorized it, drunk pesticides, and been baptized by high-voltage electricity over the years, my life was not in danger. And what kind of Taoist technique does that guy say, do I want to go to the appointment?
In the afternoon, I skipped class by the devil.
At 2:57 a.m., we arrived at the entrance of the children's park. A man mysteriously approached me: "Zhang Xiaolong? ”
"I am."
"There's an old man looking for you, but you have to match the code before I can take you to him."
"What code?" I asked suspiciously, the old liar didn't mention the code yesterday.
"Listen, Fahai, you don't understand love, what's next?" The man asked mysteriously.
I was scorched by thunder, and said helplessly: "I don't know what the code is, if you don't tell me where he is, I'll leave." ”
"Little brother, don't worry, I'm just joking with you, he's over there in the haunted house, you can go find him yourself." With that, the young man departed.
I've been to this children's park a few times, but I've never been to a haunted house, for the simple reason that I'm timid. But the old crook was waiting for me over there, so I had to ask for directions and walk towards the haunted house......
There was a man sitting on a bench at the entrance of the haunted house, with a plaster cast on his arm and a bandage hanging from his arm, and when I looked closely, I saw that this person was none other than an old liar! I walked over and asked, "Old liar, what are you doing here?" ”
"What old liar? Impolite. He blamed and continued: "After separating from you yesterday, I didn't take a few steps when I turned around and fell into the sewer, I called you for a long time, and you didn't come to save me." ”
"Wouldn't it? Didn't you say yesterday that I should learn Taoism with you or something? Could it be that someone who knows Taoism can also fall into the sewer? ”
"How could it not be? Lao Tzu is also a red arrow, it's so normal for this kind of accident to happen! The old liar scratched his ass and said.
It turns out that this old thing, like me, eats and lives, no wonder he is so decrepit.
The old liar continued: "Cultivating Dao Techniques can indeed alleviate this situation, the reason why I fell into the sewer last night was because I was dying, and my power had long since been exhausted. If you don't have the power to protect you, you will be haunted by bad luck. But even so, I will not die lightly, because people who die with red arrows can only die of old age, and rarely die of illness or accidents. ”
"Old liar, what you say is true? But why do I still feel like you ran out of the Third Hospital? Tell me your name, and I'll call the three hospitals to verify! I said with a straight face.
"Boy, I don't have time to go around the bend with you, because I only have less than two hours left to live, and I'm going to report to the underworld. During this time, I have to make you as aware of your mission as possible, how about you just listen to a story for an hour? The old liar changed his normal state and said with a straight face.
"Okay." I nodded and sat down beside him, "I like to listen to stories, especially this kind of fantasy genre. ”
"Who told you to sit down? Kneel down and prostrate to me right away, calling Master! ”
I said, "Old liar, I haven't promised to be your apprentice yet." ”
The old liar said: "I have no children and no daughters, if you worship me as a teacher, after I die, you will be the legal heir to my estate, and you can get my life savings!" ”
Have a legacy? I asked with a slight interest, "How much?" ”
The old liar said: "I have 50,000 yuan in savings and 1.5 million in IOUs. ”
"Someone else owes you a million?"
"It's not." The old liar shook his head: "I owe someone one and a half million, and you have to help me pay back this money." ”
I didn't say a word, just turned around and left! Originally, I thought that I would get an inheritance, but now it seems that if I accept it, I will immediately owe 1.45 million foreign debts! Grandma's, I'm really still so much back!
At this time, I suddenly found that I couldn't move! My feet seem to have been grabbed by something! But when I looked down, there was nothing. The old liar said: "Boy, I sue you, you can't run away today, you must be my apprentice!" Who called you a red arrow! But don't worry, although you will pay the debt for me, but I will compensate you, you first kowtow to me, and then I will slowly tell you. ”
"No way!" My head shook like a wave drum: "If my dad knew that I skipped class and had more than one million foreign debts, it would be strange if he didn't beat me up!" ”
"Xiaolong, don't worry, the teacher can teach you the Dao technique, do you know why you can't move now? It's simple, because a female ghost catches your retreat. The old liar said slowly.
"I'm an atheist, I love science and I don't fight superstition! What ghosts and gods are there in this world? Old liar, let me go quickly, or I'll be screaming for help!" I threatened.
The old crook took out a glass bottle from the black backpack next to him, the bottle was filled with a clear liquid, he twisted the cap and wiped the liquid around my eyes, I struggled to call for help, but found that I couldn't make a sound! After I finished speaking, this old liar must be a child abductor and wants to kidnap me.
And the old liar, after applying the liquid around my eyes, sat back on the bench and said, "Look over there, little dragon." The old liar pointed in one direction and said,
I looked over there and saw that a young man on a bicycle was about to hit an old man on the road not far away, and I hurriedly shouted, "Get out of the way!" ”
A scene that I will never forget has appeared! The young man and the bicycle actually passed through the old man's body!! Seeing this, my mouth was wide open, and the hook on my chin fell off again.
The young man was startled by my sudden shout, cursed in a low voice, and left. And the old man turned around, and saw that his face was blue, his eyes were sunken, and he nodded at me without smiling, as if to express his gratitude.
I hurriedly withdrew my gaze and lowered my head, not daring to look again. It doesn't matter if you don't look down, when you look down, you see a woman with a hideous face! The whole face is completely ulcerated, and there are a lot of maggots crawling around the face. She was wearing a white dress and was hugging my legs tightly.
I grabbed my jaw with a stiff movement, and then cried out, "There are ghosts!" ”
Lao Tzu was already timid, and when he saw such an exciting thing, he quickly fainted......
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When I woke up again, I found myself lying in my bed, looking at my watch by the moonlight, and it was already past twelve o'clock.
At this moment, I saw a girl about ten years old standing next to my bed, she was wearing a white dress, shoulder-length long hair was scattered, her eyes were attentive, her chin was pointed, and she had a kind of classical beauty. I rubbed my eyes and said to myself, "It must be a dream, but miss, you look familiar." ”
"That way you'll look more familiar." She said softly. As she spoke, I saw that her face changed, her face was completely ulcerated, and there were many maggots crawling around her face......
I looked constipated and yelled, "Oh the hell!! Although the mouth was open, no sound came out, and the jaw hook fell off again because of the opening of the mouth. My legs trembled, and I was about to pee out, Lao Tzu was already timid, plus admiring the female ghost up close, it was already very good to be able to keep it without fainting!
She wiped her sleeve on her face, returned to her normal appearance, and then asked softly, "Do you believe that there are ghosts in the world now?" ”
I nodded hurriedly, with a pleading look in my eyes, begging her to let me go.
She still said softly: "Don't worry, I won't hurt you, if you are obedient in the future, I won't scare you, now I let you speak, but you can't shout, otherwise I will scare you every day, understand?" ”
The shape is stronger than people, I hurriedly nodded in agreement, first connected my chin, swallowed my saliva and asked, "Woman, what do you want?" I didn't rob money, and I'm too ugly to rob the color, or I will introduce you to a handsome guy? ”
She turned into a terrifying look again and said, "I don't want handsome guys." ”
I hurriedly covered my eyes and said in a crying voice: "Don't be a handsome guy!" Don't be handsome! You change back! That's it, Woman, I'll give you all my savings, two hundred and fifty yuan, as long as you don't kill me, don't rob me, let me do anything! As I spoke, I peeked at her through my fingers and found that she had returned to her normal form, so I breathed a sigh of relief and put my hand down.
The female ghost said softly: "You are now the fifty-fourth generation descendant of Niu Tianshi's sect, and the fifty-fourth generation head. ”
"Wait a minute." I interrupted: "I've only heard of Zhang Daoling and Zhang Tianshi, but I haven't heard of any Niu Tianshi." ”