Volume 3 Life and Death_Chapter 149 Proving that he is not a eunuch
"Gu Changfeng, don't you regret leaving the Demon Realm and giving up the right to supremacy?" To be honest, it is impossible for me not to be moved when I hear Gu Changfeng say this, since ancient times, rivers and mountains and beauties have always been the most difficult things to choose, and between rivers and mountains and beauties, most of the choices that men choose are all rivers and mountains. Even if it is Wu Sangui's typical example of being angry at the crown, this also contains many political purposes, and no high-ranking and powerful man can be truly willing to abandon this splendid river and mountain for a woman.
I always thought that Gu Changfeng couldn't either.
But at this moment, Gu Changfeng told me that he didn't want the supreme power of the Demon Realm, he just wanted to grow old with me.
Gu Changfeng has already said such affectionate words, if I continue to be angry with him and play a little temper with him, it seems that I will be a little unreasonable.
"Nuan Nuan, I won't regret it." The whole room was filled with an intoxicating faint scent of grass, Gu Changfeng got down from me, lay beside me, and he put his arm under my head, this posture was comfortable and intimate. "Nuan Nuan, in my heart, in this world, there is nothing more important than you. Thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, supreme power, if there is no company from you, to me, it is just a pile of dung. ”
Okay, I admit it, I'm too emotional, hearing Gu Changfeng say this, I actually have a very strong urge to cry, I rubbed against Gu Changfeng's body, and hugged Gu Changfeng's sturdy waist tightly, "Gu Changfeng, from now on, we will never be separated again." ”
"Hmm." Gu Changfeng replied gently, "From now on, we will be a family of three, and we will never be separated!" ”
Hearing what Gu Changfeng said about a family of three, a fire instantly rose in my stomach, a few days ago Gu Changfeng also said that Gu Zinuo is a wild species, why has it become a family of three now? Hmph, he doesn't even admit that Gu Zinuo is his son, what position does he have now to say about a family of three!
Thinking of this, I was a little annoyed and said to Gu Changfeng, "What a family of three!" You said it, Gu Zinuo is not your son at all! He doesn't know who I'm born with! "When I said this, because my heart was extremely uncomfortable, yes, it was quite a bit of a yin and yang weird taste.
I originally thought that after hearing my words, Gu Changfeng would have to admit his mistake to me with great guilt, but who knows, Gu Changfeng actually laughed at me.
Gu Changfeng smiled so uncertainly that I swallowed out without thinking about it, "Gu Changfeng, what are you laughing at?" You've got a smile on your face! That's what you said, don't deny it! ”
"Nuan Nuan, I didn't admit it." Gu Changfeng was as good as a stream, "At that time, I didn't choose what I said, just to force you to leave the Demon Realm. Nuan Nuan, how could Gu Zinuo not be my son! With his face almost identical to mine, he walked down the street without talking, and others could tell at a glance that he was my son! What's more......" Gu Changfeng dragged his long voice and smiled ambiguously, "What's more, with you having no breasts, no buttocks and no brains, how can other men in this world take a fancy to you except me!" Not to mention doing that kind of thing with you! The wind is warm, you just admit it, in this world, only I will want you! ”
"Gu Changfeng, you don't have breasts and buttocks!" I yelled at Gu Changfeng angrily.
"Nuan Nuan, I have no breasts and no buttocks! As for the brain, having an IQ is enough, isn't it? Gu Changfeng smiled with a smug face, "Nuan Nuan, you should be gentle with your dear husband, I am the only man in this world who will do that kind of thing with you!" ”
"I'm not rare!" Gu Changfeng is really an extraordinary narcissist, he wants to do that kind of thing with me, I don't want to do that kind of thing with him yet! I kicked Gu Changfeng very spinefully and told him that I was not interested in him at all, who knows, Gu Changfeng actually climbed on my body very shamelessly, no, it shouldn't be regarded as climbing, I didn't see what happened just now, I was already sadly pressed by Gu Changfeng.
"Nuan Nuan, I've heard others say that a woman's favorite thing is to say the opposite, for example, she wants something very much, she will say no, she says she hates it, in fact, she likes it very, very much, naturally, you just said that you don't like me, which proves that you are very rare with me and want to do that kind of thing with me." After that, Gu Changfeng's big hand is not honest, I am so angry that I can't speak, Gu Changfeng, why is he so unreasonable, I don't mean that at all, and besides, his hand is touching me, what is this?! "Nuan Nuan, don't you really want to know if I'm a man? Now's your chance to find out! ”
Check it out?
I'm not interested in any of this at all, okay?
It's just that poor me haven't had a chance to protest yet, so Gu Changfeng shamelessly sealed my lips in the usual way, and then ...... Then he began to prove to me whether he was a man or not......
"Nuan Nuan, you should know now whether you kiss your husband and I are a man, right?" After being tossed by Gu Changfeng and suffering from back pain and leg cramps, Gu Changfeng looked at me proudly and asked.
My backbone began to work again at this moment, I tried to ignore my backache and leg cramps, and continued to say words with a clear conscience, "Yes, I know, Gu Changfeng, you are not a man!" ”
How can there be a man who stands up to the sky, how can he bully a weak little woman!!
Therefore, Gu Changfeng is not a man at all!
At best, he is a eunuch with a small belly and chicken intestines!
"Feng Nuan, you tell me again?!" Although Gu Changfeng was still smiling like a spring breeze, his voice sounded a little bit of gnashing of teeth, I adhered to the great principle of not bowing to the evil forces, and said again, "Gu Changfeng, you are not a man!" You are a eunuch! Eunuch! ”
Breathe a sigh of relief, this kind of loud distortion of people's image and distortion of facts, it is really comfortable to do! In my heart, there is still a little bit of happiness, I am really brave and warm, and finally dare to loudly disclose the fact that Gu Changfeng is actually a eunuch!
It's just that when I saw the evil smile on the corner of Gu Changfeng's lips, my mood instantly sank to the bottom again, because I knew that when Gu Changfeng smiled like this, nothing good would happen.
Facts have proved that my guess is very correct, Gu Changfeng's hand slid coolly across my face, the corners of his lips still maintained that evil smile, his voice was low and hoarse, demagogic to the extreme, "Nuan Nuan, I'm a husband, it's such a failure, it will make you mistakenly think I'm a eunuch!" Well, in order to prove to you that I am not a eunuch, I can only keep trying! ”
"Gu Changfeng, you are shameless!"
My poor little body was poisoned by Gu Changfeng again, and the result can be imagined.
After this incident, I no longer dare to say that Gu Changfeng is not a man, and of course, I will never dare to say that Gu Changfeng is a eunuch.
Cold War, continue Cold War.
In order to express my protest to Gu Changfeng against his evil force, I decided to continue the cold war with him.
My steps were vain, my back hurt, and I was so angry that I was angry when I thought of Gu Changfeng proving to me that he was not a eunuch. I think my current physical state, the wisest thing to do, is to stay in bed and not go anywhere, but thinking that Feng Jing is still uncertain about life and death, I can't stay in bed, I still decided to drag my weak body to the Yuanwang Mansion to see Feng Jing.
"Nuan Nuan, where are you going?" Gu Changfeng, who had just come out of the bathroom, saw me walking towards the door, and with a shake of my body, I was already leaning on the door, I turned my face away, trying not to look at Gu Changfeng's mouth-watering chest, and said angrily, "You don't care where I'm going!" ”
Hmph, now I'm still in a cold war with Gu Changfeng, when I talk to him, I must abide by the essentials of "cold"!
I held my head high, like a proud queen, walked to the door, and tried all my strength to push Gu Changfeng away from the door, and then, I pushed him for a long time, but he still didn't move, he looked at me with a smile, with a smug face, as if to say, you push, you continue to push, even if you push your arm, you can't push me!
"Gu Changfeng, get out of the way! I'm going to see Xiaojing! "I gave up and continued to push Gu Changfeng, such a toss, this body was more like a falling apart pain, I stared at Gu Changfeng viciously, I thought, my appearance must be a fight with the wolf and tiger.
Maybe I was shocked by my fierce eyes, Gu Changfeng actually stood aside with interest, and seeing that no one continued to block me, I pushed open the door and planned to go to the Yuanwang Mansion, who knows, as soon as I stepped out of the door, a strong big hand grabbed my hand tightly, "Nuan Nuan, I'll go with you!" ”
Gu Changfeng was still wearing a bathrobe just now, and now he is in a suit and leather shoes, and he looks like a dog. I continued to declare war on Gu Changfeng with my eyes, Gu Changfeng really regarded himself as kraft candy?!
"Mom!"
Unexpectedly, in the Yuan Palace, they actually met Gu Zinuo, Feng Xi and Li Yan again, yes, Feng Jing's life and death are uncertain now, and they should stay in the Yuan Palace.
Gu Zinuo has obviously grown into a man, but he always likes to nest in my arms to play tricks, his little head rubbed on my chest, suddenly, he raised his face, looked at me with concern and asked, "Mom, why is your neck bitten so badly by mosquitoes?!" You see, this blockbuster is all red! ”