363 Sheldon's Adventures
Boss Hu pretended to be like his parents had just died, and said with a bitter face: "Alas, brother, you don't know, on the surface, you look at our scenery, and the machine is full every day, but in fact, you only know after reading my accounts, it's all potholes, and it's sad to see too much......"
"Don't tell Lao Tzu so much written language, Lao Tzu doesn't know how to read accounts, so you can tell me in the vernacular." Ma Sanfeng said quite arrogantly.
Boss Hu saw that the fish was hooked, although he was proud, but he didn't dare to show any look on his face, he said: "Although I have a lot of income on the surface, a lot of it is bad debts, stinky students like this guy always owe money and don't give cash, how can I have money to give you......"
That Ma Sanfeng looked sideways, saw Xie Erdon's face, and asked, "Boy, are you going online and not giving money?" ”
"Yes, yes...... But ......"
As soon as Xie Erdong wanted to explain, Ma Sanfeng loudly interrupted his words and said, "You yourself admit that 'yes', what else is there to quibble." He hid his hand in front of Boss Hu, and said very righteously: "Boss, don't say that my Ma Sanfeng is not interesting enough, although I usually charge you this money, but when something happens, we will really help you settle it." He shook his hand and said to the little brothers behind him, "Brothers, give it to me and fix this guy well." until he pays the bill. ”
Xie Erdong's face darkened, and he scolded in his heart: "Come on, you bastards, it's not because you see that I'm a bully that you are strong here." If Boss Hu provokes some real gangsters, you will definitely run faster than anything. But when he thought about it this way, when he saw four or five thugs in strange costumes rushing towards him viciously, Sherdon's first reaction was only one word......
Escape!
He ran out of the Internet café like a wild dog, and the thugs behind him saw him running. This time the chase is even happier.
"Kill him, don't let him run!"
"yes, beat him to death!"
"If you can't even catch this kid, it's too shameless for Brother Ma."
These brothers are not only good at raising the atmosphere for themselves, but they also seem to be quite good at making sycophants. The only pity is that at this time, Sheldon did not appreciate their good qualities of humor at all. Now he had to use all his strength and run forward like crazy. It can be said unceremoniously that if he were to participate in the 100-meter run above physical education class in his current situation, he would definitely be able to secure the second place if he didn't finish first in the class.
"Phew, hoo, hoo......" Xie Erdong felt that his breath was about to break, he had already climbed over the fence, and then ran along the school road to the dormitory, but he looked back slightly. The crowd was still following closely behind. "Damn! These gangsters are also dedicated! He couldn't help but sigh so loudly, and when he wanted to run forward again, he already clearly felt that his feet were weak, and he had no strength at all, and he had even begun to break out in a cold sweat, feeling that he was getting closer and closer to the realm of "passing away......
- No, no, I should be caught up. Then he will be beaten half to death.
Although Xie Erdong, who has been afraid of injections since he was a child, is very afraid of being beaten at this time, but in front of the grim objective situation. He also had to admit defeat, "Ha...... Ha...... ......He gasped for breath, almost feeling that his life was going to be broken at this moment, but fortunately at this time, at a three-way intersection, a somewhat motherly man's voice came at the right time: "Hey, what are you doing there!" ”
The voice was neither majestic nor powerful. But because the person who spoke was wearing a special costume, it also had a terrifying magic.
The speaker was wearing a long blue shirt with a collar, a pair of cheap-looking black suit pants underneath, and a pair of old brown leather shoes that were a little whitish underneath. That's right, the guy was wearing the uniform of a standard university security guard.
I saw that the security guard's face was very pale. The whole person is like an otaku Sven and delicate, but he is also half a policeman. As soon as the thugs saw that someone from the school had rushed over, they branded cruel words one after another, and went out over the fence again.
"Boy, don't let me see it next time, or I'll see it once."
"Damn, you messed with Boss Zima, you're done with this life."
", let me run so far, I'm tired to death, don't let our brother see you next time!"
In comparison, the last brother's cruel words are obviously a bit motherly. But now Xie Erdong didn't care so much, he put his hands on his knees, gasped for breath, and after a while, he casually answered some routine questions raised by the delicate security guard, and was reprimanded by the other party, and then he was let go.
When he dragged up to the fifth floor and sat down on the stool in his bedroom again, Xie Erdong felt that he really had no strength at all. He hadn't slept all night, and the instant noodles he had just eaten had been completely digested because of the running just now, and now he didn't have a penny on his body or in his meal card, alas......
It really happened to rain overnight, and Xie Erdong wiped the dirt and sweat on his face with a towel, and now he felt even more hungry.
"This is not a solution, people are iron rice and steel, and they are hungry and panicked if they don't eat a meal...... If it really doesn't work, then call home today and tell the family to send 500 yuan first. ”
When he thought like this, at the same time, there was another thought in his head against him.
"No, I've already asked my family to advance the next month's food expenses in advance, if I still want money now, my parents will definitely ask what happened, if I know that I spent all the money in order to pick up girls, I will definitely be killed when I go home in the future!" As soon as he thought of this consideration, Sherdon's face immediately collapsed.
"Alas...... What can I do about this...... What can I do about this......"
Like the kind of old lady in a stage play, Xie Erdong sat on the chair when he encountered a dilemma with no choice, clapped his hands and spread them out on his chest, with a rather old-fashioned expression. But it was at this moment that he saw something......
Something that seems to be of some use to his current situation.
I saw myself in my closet. Inside the half-hidden wooden door, a blue metal body larger than a football is showing in front of him, although this "blue ball" has been covered with a lot of dust, but Sheldon remembered, it is easy to catch a pilot's helmet, this kind of equipment is generally about 1,000 yuan. If you take it to the second-hand market and sell it at a discount, you should be able to sell it for more than 100 yuan.
As long as he had a hundred dollars now, calculated at the share of ten dollars a day, he was completely sure that he could spend the whole day.
10 bucks! At the thought of such a number, Sheldon's eyes lit up. With 10 yuan a day, he can eat two big and fragrant rice steamed buns in the morning, buy seven taels of rice with vegetables at noon and evening, and buy a meat dish to eat at one meal in the day. Arguably. Although there was nothing to eat, there was rice and white flour steamed buns to satisfy his hunger, and Xie Erdong already felt much better.
"Okay, don't do it for nothing, don't do it for nothing." In a moment of excitement, Xie Erdong used such a somewhat dirty sentence to encourage himself, when he wanted to pick up the helmet and sell it in the second-hand market outside the West Gate, but he picked up the blue helmet. His eyes rolled a few times, and after thinking for a moment. Only then did he take a few deep breaths, calm his emotions a few times, and gently climbed into bed.
He said to himself that it was better to go to bed and sleep well before doing such an important thing, otherwise he would sell it in his delirious state and lower the price. That's a good thing to lose.
Xie Erdong usually studies so seriously, and he doesn't dare to say other abilities, but his logical ability is okay. So, in order to prevent himself from doing something wrong, he first slept fullly. Then, at five or six o'clock in the evening, he went out and took a large box with the helmet, put it on his shoulder, and walked to the west gate.
You must know that it is not a short distance to walk from the 518 dormitory to the West Gate, but with the hope of making money ahead, our Xie Erdong has walked very hard. Sweat was pouring down his forehead, and the ascetic life of not eating all day could melt his enthusiasm in the slightest.
It only took fifteen minutes for him to carry this "everyone" and smash it in front of the owner of a second-hand store.
The boss was a middle-aged woman in her fifties who looked quite shrewd. Before Xie Erdong could speak, he already regretted choosing such a person.
As the saying goes, the money of a housekeeper is the hardest to earn, and that is not without reason.
After hesitating for a moment, Xie Erdong still spoke to himself: "That, boss...... Oh, no, boss, do you want this helmet? ”
His voice was quieter than that of an ant, as if he had done something wrong.
Fortunately, this professional second-hand store proprietor, although she didn't seem to care at all on the surface, she still heard all of Sherdon's words.
"What kind of thing is this......" She walked over, opened the box with disdain, picked up the blue helmet, played with it in her hand, and said, "Give you 10 yuan, do you want to sell it?" ”
What the? 10 bucks? Although Xie Erdong is very short of money now, this price is not far from his psychological expectations.
10 yuan is only enough for him to last himself for one day, but he wants to last for ten days.
"This ...... This is not good, this is an authentic professional helmet for pilots, and it costs more than 1,000 yuan to buy a new one. His face was a little red, he explained.
But before he could finish his words, the proprietress spoke. She directly interrupted Xie Erdon's words and said, "Of course I know this, but have you considered it, the people who can afford a pilot's helmet are often professional pilots." As a pilot, everyone is very rich, so do you think someone will come to buy a second-hand thing? ”
The hostess's words, although cruel, do make a lot of sense.
She continued: "I can say without pretentiousness, young man, if you bring a bicycle today, I don't care if you stole it or robbed it, I am willing to collect it from you at least 30 yuan, and I will sell it for at least 50 yuan when I sell it, so that there is a little profit to be made." Nowadays, there are many people who buy bicycles, and people come to ask every day, but the people who buy pilots' helmets ...... Alas, it's good to meet a poor student in two or three years. ”
The proprietress talked to Sheldon about business, and the young man listened. It seems that some people slowly approve of the other party's logic. He nodded slightly, his eyes were a little ruddy, and he remembered thoughts like "That's right, the boss lady is still very difficult".
But soon, Xie Erdong quickly shook his head, he snatched the blue helmet back and hugged it to his chest, and said, "No." I can't sell this helmet like this. ”
Although the other party is difficult, he himself is the more difficult person, isn't he?
No matter how difficult the boss lady is, is it so difficult that there is no food to eat and no Internet to use? As a college student, not having money to eat and not having money to surf the Internet are the two most terrible things in life?
If you calculate it like this, you will be a hundred times more pitiful than the other party.
"No, I can't sell this helmet like this." Once again, Sheldon repeated his argument, his tone brave and firm.
Unexpectedly, the proprietress didn't come up and force it. She just screamed with disdain, and then turned and walked deeper into the second-hand shop. As she walked, she said, "Come on, you don't want to sell, I don't want to buy it yet." Maybe I can't sell it for 10 yuan, and I'll have to pay for more than ten years to put this garbage helmet in the place......"
Her words were unpleasant, but their tone was sincere. It was clear that she was not lying.
Now Sheldon was in a hurry. There was a slight cry in his tone, and he said, "Boss." Is this good, I'll go to another room to see, and if this guy can't sell it in a while, then I'll come back and sell you, okay? ”
"What? What do you say? The proprietress said with a surprised attitude in response to alien language, "Do you think that my sister Xu's house collects broken copper and iron, do you think that I specialize in collecting things that others don't want?" You won't sell it to me Sister Xu now. After walking around, I will definitely not accept it again! ”
Xie Erdong listened to the other party's words, and then looked at the old bicycles, old mobile phones, old books and other items in the second-hand shop, and thought to himself: You are not a person who sells broken copper and iron, so who are you......
Although Xie Erdon's heart was very unhappy, he didn't dare to tell his heart at this time. His eyes rolled. Without any social experience, he didn't know how to say such a common sense thing as "shopping around" at this time, he just relied on the purest intuition of a student boy to say a very shocking sentence.
"Boss, can you make it more expensive? 20 pieces? He asked, looking at the proprietress with a very calm expression, and then said, "Or, 15?" ”
The proprietress still shook her head and said categorically: "There's no way, it's this price, no matter how expensive it is, I really don't want to accept it." She looked at the competitor next to her, who also had a lot of second-hand items, and said, "Or, you go to the princess's side to have a look, maybe she will be willing to give you a higher price." ”
Well, even the boss who received the goods began to "consider" for himself, and it seems that this is really the floor price of the market. Looking at this situation in front of him, Xie Erdong even felt like crying. If this thing can't be sold for a good price, then I'm going to starve to death this month.
Fortunately, at this moment, Xie Erdong heard a voice like a silver bell behind him, and this voice said, "Why don't you sell this thing to me." ”
Xie Erdon's mood was already very bad at this time, how could he still be in the mood to listen to other people's jokes. He turned his head a little unpleasantly, but saw a very delicate face at this time.
Perfect eyebrows, perfect lip shape, perfect face. There is not a single pimple or spot on this face, although it is not because the girl is naturally beautiful, but her makeup is really flawless.
Although this girl is very good-looking, compared to the makeup on her face, her beautiful appearance has long been compared.
This woman was wearing a short skirt with black seductive stockings underneath, and at this time she was looking directly into Xie Erdon's eyes with a generous and bold gaze.
"How much are you willing to pay?" I don't know why, Xie Erdong was moved by the girl's eyes.
The next moment, the girl's movements were even more terrifying. She took out her yellow purse that was tucked under her right rib, and then took out a small yellow leather purse, from which she took out a large pile of red hundred-dollar bills, and counted them very temptingly: "One, two, three, four, five, six......
There were thirty-six bills in the stack, and when the girl counted to the thirty-five, she suddenly stopped. She smiled at Sherdon, then stopped.
Xie Erdong suddenly remembered a popular joke on the Internet, he smiled bitterly, and said: "Except for these thirty-five, the rest is for you?" His eyes were fixed on the last remaining bill, but even if it was all there was, his mood was already surging with great emotion.
A hundred yuan, with this hundred yuan, he can comfortably survive until the end of the month.
What was even more unexpected was that the girl actually handed over the thirty-five bills. "I'm sorry, I have to keep one for myself, in case I have to go to the supermarket to buy something, it's really inconvenient to have no change." She said with a smile, and Sherdon's eyes widened. At this time, if it weren't for the fact that it would be a little out of place to slap himself directly, Xie Erdong really wanted to verify "whether he was dreaming" immediately...... (To be continued......)