Section 45 Continuous shutdown
Seeing that the eyes of the people around me were focused on my face, I coughed lightly twice and said, "Jiannan, don't joke with this security guard, let's go, let's go in." ”
After entering the house, we followed the signs to the ticket gate, and before I could speak, the straightened out his suit, pretended to look at his watch, and said with the appearance of a successful person: "Miss, bring us two tickets to the capital train station, hurry up, we are in a hurry." ”
I almost didn't kick him to death to your grandma's capital train station! Can an airplane fly into a train station? Dry!
The conductor said, "Excuse me, sir, do you want a ticket to the capital airport?" ”
"Oh, yes, yes, yes, I want this ticket to the capital crematorium, I want to be fast, not slow, you know? I'm in a hurry. ”
Crematorium your sister! Hurry up your brother-in-law! I covered my face in pain, oh my! Why should I take a mean guy out? It's so embarrassing, I won't bring this wonderful flower out next time I kill it!
I calmed down my excitement, dragged the to the back, and then smiled at the conductor and said, "He was joking with you just now, we are going to buy two tickets to the capital airport." ”
The conductor checked it and said: "There is a flight at 7:40 tonight, and it is expected to arrive at the capital airport at half past nine." ”
"That's it, two."
"Sir, please show your ID."
After we handed over the ID card, the conductor operated for a while, handed over the two ID cards and two air tickets and said, "Hello sir, a total of 3,252 yuan." ”
The opened his mouth and shouted, "So expensive? You're robbing? The train sleeper is only more than 200 yuan, so let me calculate how many times the plane ticket is expensive. As he spoke, the took out the Noki Friend 1100, adjusted it to the calculator function, and calculated it.
With tears in my eyes, I almost didn't kneel down for the, took a deep breath and said: "From now on, you are not allowed to speak, otherwise the ticket money will be deducted from your salary, if you can stay quiet to the capital airport, this ticket money is mine, ok?" ”
"O ......" As soon as the man said the word o, he immediately covered his mouth and nodded incessantly, as long as he didn't deduct his salary, he could do whatever he wanted.
I took out my bank card, swiped my card to buy a ticket, and then followed the instructions, went to the security check, and then went to the departure hall and sat down.
I also went out with a black backpack this time, but the bag contained clothes, plus a few charms, a fan without yang energy, and of course, a talisman jade bracelet that I had carefully made.
The took his 'Noki friend 1100' and sent a text message, this product found a girlfriend, it's very strange to say, his girlfriend is a female employee of a haunted office building, I didn't expect to be soaked by a so soon, I didn't see that he still has talent in this area.
I sat on the side and closed my eyes to recuperate, and I don't know how long it took, when I suddenly heard a voice coming from a distance: "Mr. Zhang Xiaolong." ”
When I opened my eyes, I found that it was Su Jing, the strong woman I saw a few days ago, the boss of my cheap boyfriend and girlfriend, but I didn't expect to meet her at the airport.
She came over and said, "Mr. Zhang, I haven't had time to thank you for the last time, where are you going?" ”
"Go to the capital, Miss Su, what about you?"
"What a coincidence, I'm also going to the capital, it's a flight at 7:40."
I laughed, "So do we!" ”
Next, under the leadership of Su Jing, we successfully boarded the plane and did not make a fool of ourselves.
The took a plane for the first time, and when the plane took off, the girl was extremely excited, dancing, and the flight attendant came over and asked, "Hello sir, are you airsick?" ”
The pointed to his mouth, waved his hand, and then pinched his neck and made a squinting motion, signaling that he could not speak, otherwise his salary would be deducted, and in this case, his girlfriend would strangle him.
The stewardess obviously didn't understand, but when she saw the pinching her neck, she asked anxiously: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand what you want to express." ”
I was sitting in the back playing Plants vs. Zombies, and when I saw the playing sign language with the flight attendant, my heart was broken, I was too careless! Even if you don't let the speak, you can't underestimate him, he is already cheap to the bones, give him a little chance, and he can become the focus of the audience......
The repeated what he had just done, and the stewardess became even more anxious and asked, "Sir, are you having a sheep epilepsy?" ”
The finally couldn't help but say, "You're crazy......"
This b almost didn't the flight attendant to death, you TM can obviously speak, and you still play **sign language?!
And I was worried that the would take me with him when he was out of trouble, so I had the foresight to sneak into the toilet through the urine escape technique, and after the found out that he couldn't find me, he stretched out his 'claws' to Su Jing......
Finally got to the capital airport, my steps were vain, my hairstyle was messy, my expression collapsed, I had been completely prostrated by the, this thing was too Nima to torture people, even Su Jing couldn't keep calm, and asked with some palpitations: "Mr. Zhang, where are you going?" Someone is coming to pick me up today, why don't you give you a ride? ”
"No, no, Miss Su, go get busy, I'll call and someone will pick me up."
After Su Jing left, I glared at the viciously, then took out my mobile phone and called Xu Xiaoling, and after a while, a familiar female voice came: "I'm sorry, the phone you dialed has been turned off, sorry......"
Shut down! Why did she turn it off, her phone rarely turned off. Maybe it's out of battery, so I'll try another one later.
As a result, the two of us sat on a cool bench for a night, so sleepy that the upper eyelids were lowered, and the cheap man even took out the crispy noodles of the little master he brought, chewing while sending a message to his girlfriend, which looked like a refugee from Africa.
The next day, at twelve o'clock at noon, Xu Xiaoling's phone was still turned off! Even if it's charging your phone, it's time to turn it on, right? It's not fun now, in the huge capital, trying to find Xu Xiaoling is tantamount to looking for a needle in a haystack, nothing will happen to her, right? She's been weird since she left three days ago.
No, I like Sister Xiaoling very much, and I must not let her have anything to do! After waiting for another hour, Xu Xiaoling's phone was still turned off.
After thinking about it again, I dialed Chen Haotian's phone.
Chen Haotian quickly picked it up and asked straight to the point: "Xiaolong, is there something wrong?" ”
"Brother Chen, I do have something to ask for." Saying that, I briefly told Xu Xiaoling about it, and hoped that he would help me find out where Xu Xiaoling's family lived.
Chen Haotian was silent for a while before he said, "Xu Xiaoling? Well, according to your description, you should be talking about Xu Ningrou, the eldest daughter of the Xu family, today is her 24th birthday, my sister went to participate, just left home, it is estimated that it will take a few hours to get to the capital airport, so let's call my sister and ask her to take you with her. ”
And so, the long wait began again......
I waited with the from one o'clock to four o'clock in the afternoon, at this time I was sitting on the chair and nibbling on the crunchy intestines, and the also looked like a dead father and mother drinking the nutrition express, just when we were about to fall asleep, my mobile phone finally rang! It was an unfamiliar number, and after I answered, a crisp female voice came: "Are you Zhang Xiaolong?" ”
"Yes."
"Big brother asked me to take you to Xu's house, that, where are you at the airport? I'll send someone to fetch you. ”
I hurriedly reported my location, and a moment later, a man in a black suit arrived, took us out of the airport, and got into a 'Faracialis'! And the slut began to be cheap again, begging me to take two photos of him with my mobile phone, so that I could show off with my girlfriend after I went back, I really had no choice but to agree to his willful request.
This is a convoy, a total of five cars, our one is at the back, what Lamborghini in front, Rolls-Royce, in short, all are famous cars, sandwiched in the middle, is a very sassy pink car, the shape is a bit like a Beetle, round, I haven't seen the car logo, it is two English letters 'ts', but at a glance, you know, the value of the car must be far more than the Faraxiali we sit in, it is estimated that the person sitting in it is Miss Chen......
After taking more than 500 photos of the, the girl said contentedly: "Well, it's almost, just take a few pictures." ”
I almost didn't strangle him! If it weren't for the lack of memory on Lao Tzu's mobile phone, this product would continue to let me shoot!
The convoy slowly stopped at the door of a large shopping mall, and I asked the driver with some doubts: "Brother, are we here?" ”
"Not yet, our lady is going shopping, so we'll stop here for a while."
As a result, this 'short stop' made me stay for more than two hours at once! It's seven o'clock in the evening! Dry! It's so late, and it's a hairy birthday? And Xu Xiaoling's phone still couldn't get through, I was really angry, just when I was about to explode, Miss Chen finally came back surrounded by a group of bodyguards!
The convoy continued to move forward, driving for more than half an hour, it seemed to drive to the wilderness, and many luxury cars were driving on this road, and after a while, they found a sign erected on the side of the road: Private territory, idlers are not allowed to enter.
Continue to move forward, and finally found that there is a big yard in front of me, there are many exquisite buildings in the yard, and all the luxury cars parked on both sides of the highway are all kinds of luxury cars, all kinds, endlessly, it is simply blinding the titanium alloy dog eyes of the cheap man, this b yells at me to delete the photo just now, and take a new photo, he wants to take a picture next to each luxury car, which makes me so angry that I have the urge to vomit blood, Nima, are we here to attend the birthday party, or are we here to take pictures?
But will this really be Sister Xiaoling's house? If not, it would be too big, Chen Haotian didn't make it clear at all, and asked her sister to bring me over in a daze.
I told the that the things inside are better than these cars, so let's go in and take pictures.
So the and I followed behind Miss Chen, and when we entered the gate, we even had to invite them! Fortunately, Miss Chen had it, and said that she brought us here, so she got in......
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