Chapter 1 Qi Xiao'an
"Well, that's about how it happened."
"First of all, I have to congratulate my mother, you have a grandson, although he is still a toad-like creature, but sooner or later he will be transformed, don't you see that he can speak?"
"My dear, you have a son, aren't you very happy and happy?"
At the dinner table, a group of people sat in a circle,
Dad and the others ate without speaking, and put a difficult task on my shoulders, and they trusted me very much.
My mother, Ye Qing, and Xiaoqian looked at Xiao Budian on the table in surprise, and didn't take my hour-long explanation seriously, and their eyes were full of excitement.
"Really good at talking." The daughter-in-law looked incredulous, but the curiosity in her eyes couldn't be hidden, so she turned to me and asked,
"That's, that's a must." I smiled and nodded,
In order to avoid scaring the family by suddenly speaking, I simply confessed and told everything directly.
From the nine-storied pagoda to the Rakshasa Temple, there is no leakage at all, of course, it has been done with artistic processing,
Otherwise, I heard that we have experienced so many life and death situations, and a few slaps to death of my father and I are light,
"Little one, can you say something to my sister?" The daughter-in-law curiously leaned over to Xiao Budian's side and whispered,
When the little guy heard someone calling him, he raised his head and looked at it, and the corners of his mouth grinned,
A pair of small eyes blinked, and shouted indistinctly: "Mom"
I swear, I really want to kill this little guy with a kitchen knife, you call Mom so rightly, you have to play with a big tongue when you call Lao Tzu Dad,
Are you playing with me, or are you playing with me,
"Oops,,."
Sure enough, all the female friends present were conquered by Xiao Budian's innocent, innocent and cute performance.
"Grandma"
"Grandpa"
I have to say that the little one is quite good, putting on an innocent and cute look, and first laying a good relationship,
Calling the elders is a kind one, and there is no sign of a big tongue,
Could it be that the problem of the little guy's big tongue has been corrected,,,
"Call Daddy."
"Baba."
"Lao Tzu"
Okay, you really can, it's too much to give me face, it's really easy to dismantle my platform,
Look at the old Song people, the big intestines are about to laugh out,
Mom, after listening to these things about our adventures, they didn't show any special performance, just a helpless and worried face,
In fact, they had already guessed a little, although they didn't know the exact content of the adventure, but they also knew that it was very dangerous and incredible.
Who can go out for a trip and pick up a toad that is only better than a person and go home,
"I suddenly remembered something, I don't have a name yet, take one." Lao Song's eyes rolled, and he said happily,
Before we could speak, he immediately said, "It's good to be called Qi Songren, or Qi Ren." ”
"Get out, angry people, my mortal son is angry enough, and you can't be angry with me if you come again." The daughter-in-law raised her eyebrows, slapped the table and vetoed Lao Song's idea,
"One person, very connotative." Six Fingers thought thoughtfully, and said with a serious face,
"Actually, I think Qi Hui is good, or Qi Xiaopang." The fat man said with a smile, looking at me expectantly,
"Well, let's think about it again," I said stiffly, barely squeezing out a smile,
Chubby,,This name is too much to complain about,
"Qi Tian, very domineering." The third son smiled slightly, but when he finished speaking, Lao Song's next sentence made him have the urge to kill,
"I'll rub it, Lao Tzu is still a great sage."
"Don't say it, let's turn to the Xinhua dictionary and use whichever we turn to." Old Song said unhappily, and took out the dictionary that had been prepared from his pocket,
I took a closer look.,The level of cheating of this grandson still needs to be improved.,What's the matter with the pages you folded?,,And bookmark it,.,
"Fanzi, you turn the page, the eighth word on that page is the name of Xiao Bu Ming." Old Song looked at me solemnly and said in a low voice,
smiled helplessly, took the dictionary and opened a page at random, the eighth word, blinded the eyes of everyone present,
egg
"Ahaha, let's do it all over again." I coughed violently, then turned my head and laughed,
"That's a lot of truth." Everyone nodded, with a look of agreement,
Flipping it again, the eighth word, so that we can't look at it directly,
chrysanthemum
"Get out of the way, old lady come and turn it over." The daughter-in-law frowned, shouted, and snatched the dictionary in my hand without saying a word.
At this time, I was reflecting, what had my hands touched, why was it so dark?
The words that are turned over are unbearable to read, what is the reason for this?
"Fanzi, you won't go to the toilet without washing your hands, right?" Old Song laughed and mocked,
As soon as the words fell, I immediately thought of the reason, no wonder
Today, when Lao Song made two mistakes in the car, I gave him the back of his head mercilessly, I said why is it so unlucky,
"yes, I touched the." I nodded in response,
At this moment, my daughter-in-law pulled the corner of my clothes, put the dictionary on the table, and laughed in a low voice: "Fanzi, how about this name." ”
I was stunned when I followed my daughter-in-law's finger, this name is good,
An, Qi'an,
"When Xiao Budian grows up, he will change his name to Qi An, how about calling him Qi Xiao'an now."
"Okay, that's it."
The task of choosing a name for Xiao Bu has finally been completed
Qi Xiao'an, it's very good, I hope the little guy can be safe and sound when he grows up,
"Little Ann"
Just as we were drinking wine and chatting, Xiao Budian crawled over, two little paws firmly placed on the dictionary, and carefully looked at the content in the dictionary.
raised his little paw and pointed at the word An, laughing, and kept shouting: "Xiao An, Xiao An, Xiao An"
"Yes, you are Xiao An, will you be obedient in the future." The daughter-in-law gently picked up Xiao Budian and rubbed Xiao Budian's little head with her forehead.
"Good Xiao An obediently" Xiao Bu nodded vigorously,
Well, I'll admit, I'm also conquered by the cuteness of the little ones in disguise,
Seeing him like this, I wanted to pinch him, and at this time I could finally understand his lethality to female friends.
"Baba Eats"
I was smoking a cigarette and teasing each other with Lao Song, and Xiao Budian crawled over step by step and handed me the chicken leg in his arms.
Ouch, worthy of being my son, really sensible,
Unconsciously, I entered the legendary parent-child state, kindly glanced at Xiao Budian, and just wanted to take a bite of the chicken leg, who knew that the next sentence that Xiao Budian said almost killed me,
"It's feeding me"
I just wanted to open my mouth to educate this little shameless person, and the door of the house was suddenly knocked on.
"Excuse me, are Mr. Qi Bao and the others at home?"