【048】Expired slimming tea

Zhao Qiang slept all afternoon and most of the night, he woke up at four o'clock in the morning, it was still dark outside the window, but the laptop on the table was shining brightly, a cloud of white mist was spinning rapidly, Zhao Qiang patted his head, Xiaowei was transforming things again, it really planned to make Xu Xiaoya vomit blood.

"Brother, you're awake." The command box behind Vicky is still running.

Zhao Qiang said: "Yes, I've been sleeping for more than ten hours and I'm about to vomit, what are you transforming?" ”

"Shoes."

Zhao Qiang realized that his sneakers were missing, "What are you doing with your shoes?" ”

Xiaowei said: "This is a power-assisted shoe designed in my remaining data to help save foot strength in field maintenance work, and with it, my brother can easily escape the scene even if he can't beat the other party." ”

Xiaowei still remembered the fight during the day, Zhao Qiang said: "Xiaowei, my brother has decided, from today onwards, I will go through all the courses in the university from the beginning, and at the same time study computer and physics courses by myself, my brother will be a strong man in the future, and now he must enrich himself, and only by being a strong man can my brother bully others without being bullied by others." ”

Xiaowei was surprised: "Brother, it's just a fight with three little **, and this touches you too much." ”

Zhao Qiang said: "In fact, they made me think about many problems in the future, I should thank them, not only because they injured me, of course I also injured them, this injury is a wake-up call, I have to do a lot of things in the future, if you don't have some knowledge in your stomach, it's not enough to rely on you to help behind your back." ”

Xiaowei asked, "Then you plan to go to Professor Gu's graduate school?" ”

Zhao Qiang thought for a while: "If you understand all the college courses, it's okay to go to graduate school without delaying my part-time job to make money, after all, my parents also want this, hehe, who doesn't want to be famous?" Isn't it. ”

The white mist began to disappear, and Zhao Qiang's sneakers slowly fell to the ground, only then did he find that the black box he brought back from the thrift market was only a scrap, and the manifolds inside were also gone.

"Ah, Xiaowei, have you used up all the raw materials?"

Xiaowei nodded the cat's head: "Yes, brother, because I also transformed your white shirt." ”

Zhao Qiang found that there was still a white shirt on the ground, "What are you doing with transforming clothes?" What does this do? ”

Xiaowei said: "Brother, don't underestimate this shirt, in my memory it is liked by many maintenance workers, because it can be fireproof, electricity, waterproof, warm and refrigerated, and can also disperse the blow received by a certain part, reduce the damage to the body, and it is a personal padded jacket for maintenance personnel to protect themselves." ”

Zhao Qiang said: "It's so magical, then I must wear it." ”

Xiaowei said: "There are also sneakers, which can speed up your running, improve your bounce power, and reach a speed and height that normal people can't reach, even if you run for hours in a row, you won't get tired." ”

Zhao Qiang listened to the introduction and praised sincerely: "Artifact, Xiaowei, you are so great, brother doesn't know how to thank you, I will definitely do a good job in the promising profession of maintenance, of course, in order to let me really master the maintenance skills, I will also keep learning, and I will never dare to live up to your expectations." ”

"Well, come on, brother! There is one more thing I want to tell my brother, not to mention that this two items in a row have consumed a lot of electricity, because my chip has cracked because of the long-term energy output......"

Zhao Qiang was taken aback: "Ah, there is a crack in your chip?" It doesn't matter if it affects your existence? ”

Xiaowei said: "It's not a big problem, but I can't do it before New Year's Day, I want to focus on repairing the wound on the chip, of course, the software repair is not delayed, and I can also provide help and consultation for my brother." ”

Zhao Qiang waved his hand and said: "These are not important, clothes and shoes are not important, Xiaowei, I want you to know that you are the most important, if you don't exist, my brother's future will be gone, do you understand?" ”

Xiaowei nodded solemnly: "Brother, I understand, you and my fate are closely related, this is decided the moment you turn on me, these tools I transformed have your DNA imprint, others can't use them, brother, I'm going to rest, come on!" Work hard to make money, otherwise we won't be able to carry out the next transformation, because we need to buy the raw materials needed for the transformation. ”

Zhao Qiang closed the screen, he decided to take time to go back to the dormitory during the day, and bring all the textbooks of the three years of the university, the content that Professor Gu wants to investigate is nothing more than those textbooks, as long as he masters it, he is not afraid of the test!

After sleeping for so long, Zhao Qiang was very thirsty, and when he saw the weight loss tea on the table, he was interested for a while, turned on the induction cooker to boil water, and then made a cup, and before the door of the suite squeaked open, Xu Xiaoya walked out in thin pajamas with sleepy eyes.

"What are you arguing about, Zhao Qiang, you woke up, you didn't eat dinner, you pig, you can sleep so well, I'm thirsty, pour me a cup."

Xu Xiaoya's pajamas are thin but not exposed, which makes Zhao Qiang have nothing to see, he poured most of the tea from his teacup to Xu Xiaoya, and then filled the kettle from the induction cooker with hot water, and the two of them drank slowly and leisurely, and a stream of hot air began to drill down from the stomach, making both of them feel warm and comfortable.

After drinking all the tea, the two of them unconsciously sweated, and Xu Xiaoya said: "Do you feel that your stomach is so hot, and it is accompanied by the pain of moxibustion fever." ”

Zhao Qiang also noticed that the initial warm comfort was followed by heat and pain, but he thought it was the effect of slimming tea, so he said: "Cleansing the intestines and slimming tea, of course, you have to have a reaction, otherwise what's the use of drinking it." ”

Xu Xiaoya said: "No, it's not like I haven't drunk it before, but I've never felt this way, you take the rest and I'll take a look." ”

Zhao Qiang took a pack from the table and handed it over, the brand is absolutely fine, Biqingyuan, old and famous. Xu Xiaoya turned on the light, and as soon as the light turned on, both of them involuntarily blocked their eyes with their hands, the light was too dazzling, and Zhao Qiang looked obliquely into Xu Xiaoya's pajamas when he raised his hand, as if it was a vacuum?

Xu Xiaoya rummaged through the factory date on the package, "Ah, it's expired, damn Zhao Qiang, you give me the expired diet tea to drink, I'll let you die." ”

After Xu Xiaoya put down her arm, the spring light was gone, Zhao Qiang retracted his gaze and said: "I drank it myself, and besides, what else is the tea that does not expire, it is delicious, I am really kind to make a donkey's liver and lungs, and I boiled tea for you in the middle of the night in exchange for such a complaint." ”

Xu Xiaoya held her stomach and said, "My stomach really hurts!" I, I can't stand it, I go to the toilet. ”

In fact, Zhao Qiang himself also has a stomachache, but he can bear it for the time being, in addition to the pain, Zhao Qiang also found that his lower abdomen was hot, as if there was a fire burning underneath, and the meat on his stomach emitted a pinprick pain, is the side effect of this expired diet tea so big?

The Shunfeng overhaul factory originally had a large public toilet, but it was locked after the factory closed down, and now only the customer rest area has a small toilet with a single seat.

Zhao Qiang insisted for a maximum of two minutes and couldn't stand it, not to mention the pain like pins and needles in his stomach and lower abdomen, and the feeling of slippery running downward, he urgently needed to find a toilet to solve the problem, but Xu Xiaoya just didn't come out after locking the door.

Zhao Qiang turned around outside twice and finally shouted: "Squad leader, I can't hold it back, you come out quickly." ”

Xu Xiaoya almost cried: "I, what's wrong with me, it's all oil, am I going to die......"

Bang, the door finally opened, Zhao Qiang didn't wait for Xu Xiaoya to come out and squeezed in, he was untying his belt with one hand, even if he took off his pants in front of Xu Xiaoya, he didn't hesitate to take off his pants in front of Xu Xiaoya, because the oily and slippery feeling in his abdomen had reached the last pass, and he couldn't even relax in his words, he had to hold his breath, otherwise he would leak, but Xu Xiaoya pulled Zhao Qiang and stammered: "I, I ......"

Xu Xiaoya was nervous first, and secondly, how could the girl be embarrassed to discuss the toilet with the boy, but Zhao Qiang didn't have time to talk to her, so he pushed Xu Xiaoya out, then pulled down his pants and squatted, making a fuss...... This was originally a thing that couldn't be put on the table, but Zhao Qiang was startled, there was a light in the toilet, and by the light, he found that he had discharged a stream of oily debris! Could it be that Xu Xiaoya was like this just now? Otherwise, how could she be afraid of being like that.

It's bad, is it that the intestines are leaking after drinking expired diet tea? Was the pain just now an intestinal perforation? Can intestinal perforation pull oil? Zhao Qiang didn't understand, but fortunately, after this stream of oil and water was discharged, his stomach was much more comfortable, and his whole body seemed to be warm and comfortable, no, it should be said that he was relaxed, just like running with weights, and now he has lifted the sandbags tied to his body.

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