Chapter (9) Chapter 14 My Governor Is a Cat

In fact, outsiders' impression of the governor is correct no matter what.

You say full of majesty, with the figure of the governor, no matter how you sit, it can be regarded as elegant, and then cocked its tail, its pupils as blue as jewels, emitting a light that makes people unable to take their eyes off it in the dark night, and then slightly raised its forehead, isn't this a whole sense of majesty that 'I am in a very happy mood today, hurry up and kneel down for me, maybe reward you with something good'?

In the face of this sense of majesty that cannot be seen directly, as long as it is a normal person, he will lie under the claws of the governor with a heart, and then ask respectfully, "What does the emperor want to eat today?" Salted or canned fish? ''Is the emperor still satisfied with scratching here?'' If you're comfortable, I'll give you a different place to scratch. ''Your Majesty's cat litter should be changed today, do you always want to sleep on the cat litter or on the blanket?'' ’

Let's talk about being old and having a lot of experience.

There is no reason for this at all, with the age of the Governor, it can be traced back almost to before the birth of the ship's mother, that is, nearly a hundred years ago, although during that time it was still wandering the streets, and a pack of wild dogs grabbing dried fish in the garbage can.

The Governor of those years, however, had traveled all over Europe with his four little paws, and had seen all kinds of strange things, and had left his paw prints on any places of interest, and in some innocuous ways of describing it, even the Governor had left his own unique traces on many places of interest, although according to the Governor's words, 'You stupid human beings, have thrown a lot of things in such places, and Ben Meow has reluctantly disposed of them for you.'" ’

Crossing Europe with only four small paws of his own without a penny on his body is a feat that few humans can do, and although the Doge had planned to travel the whole world with his little paws, he did not like the feeling of water staining his hair, so the Doge abandoned the plan.

Therefore, the most regret of the governor in his life is that he did not visit Egypt, because he firmly believes that the history of his family dates back to about 18 generations of his ancestors, and it is a black cat that is enshrined next to the Egyptian pharaoh, so if it goes to Egypt, maybe those humans will not throw things for it to eat, but use the gesture of worship to hold fresh food in front of it.

From this, it can be seen that the governor is not only old and experienced, but also has his own set of studies of history.

Unfortunately, before the governor could finally walk from Europe to Egypt on foot, he was approached by a creature named Ship Niang.

According to the Doge's own description, it was lying on a small boat in Venice that day basking in the sun, and by the way, he pressed a fishing rod on his paws to see if he could catch today's dinner, because it was the Doge's birthday tonight, so he decided to eat a big meal, and had already caught a fish, and the Doge felt that it was not enough, so he waited there for the second one.

But the second fish was never caught again, but the Governor caught a shipwit, and the Governor looked at the destroyer, which called itself the O'Bannon, and then took a large pile of potatoes and said to the Governor, 'Lord Admiral, do you want to eat potatoes from the O'Bannon?' ’

The Governor kicked the blonde girl who had come out of the water and had come all the way from the United States into the water, and cried out, 'Ben Meow eats meat!' Not vegetarian! What about my fish? Eaten by your potatoes? ’

It was at that moment that the Doge discovered that he could speak the language of a man, not with his own mouth, but in some other way.

But before the Governor could think too much about it, he found that his rod was moving again, and this time the Governor quickly pulled the rod, only to find that he had caught a big fish, a very large fish, so big that it was covered in black armor, and swallowed the small boat in which it was sitting in one gulp.

It didn't matter if the boat was swallowed, the point was that the only fish the governor caught on the boat was eaten, and it was eaten by the huge tiger shark.

But when the governor showed his claws, intending to fight the big black fish to the death, he realized that his claws could not scratch the fish's armor at all.

Anyway, in the end, the Governor doesn't remember much about what happened, but he remembers that the American girl who had been kicked back into the sea with one of his paws came out again, and said, 'Leave it to me, Admiral.' Then a potato fried the big black fish and floated it directly to the surface of the water, raising its white belly.

Even the experienced governor had never seen such a powerful potato in his life, but as a meow, it didn't think too much, the only thing it knew was that the fish could be eaten.

So in order to have a good meal today, the governor took the American girl and made the big black fish that invaded the entire Venetian coastline into potato roasted salted fish......

As a result, the crisis that can almost be called the first wave of attacks on Europe in history was resolved by the Governor.

Although the stupid humans didn't give the Governor any medals or anything like that afterwards, the Governor took back an American girl who could fry fish with potatoes and seemed to listen to the Governor.

This is a matter of course in the Governor's eyes, and stupid human beings should submit to its rule, so the Governor took this American girl, bombing fish everywhere in the world, and living a daily life is getting easier and easier, far easier than it wandering alone, in more and more people who have the ability to blow up fish, and can even bomb people, planes, tanks, warships, buildings, and even destroy the world.

And it officially became the first non-human admiral in history.

Far more powerful than humans, it can even be said that the crushing soul network has finally allowed the governor to realize the ambition of making humans surrender to his claws for many years, and any admiral who does not obey it will be forcibly disconnected from the connection with the ship's mother.

Originally, humans looked down on the Governor, and the Governor didn't have a good impression of humans, but this tension was resolved for some reason.

Since then, the Governor has withdrawn from the front-line battlefield, and as an old-timer sitting in the rear, it can be said that almost all the new Mitsui must give the highest respect.

'So, what did you come to me for?' The governor sat down at the table and sharpened his paws, which had begun to become dull because of age, and if they were not sharpened, they would not be able to cope with certain situations.

"Hmm......" The Admiral thought for a moment, then took out a dog's tail grass and shook it up and down in front of the Governor, and said, "Lord Governor, I want to touch your old meat ball, okay?" ”

“……”

It is said that it is not easy to deal with the situation, and the governor's claws popped out in an instant, and it was not much duller than it was back then.

This is definitely a treasure knife that is not old.

A sharp light streaked through the darkness, followed by a whimpering meow, and blood splattered.

The Admiral rubbed the three scratches on his cheeks, saw that his pupils had erected, and scratched the Doge with a little blood on his paws on the table.

'Can we get down to business?' ’

"Well, I just wanted to ask about the deep sea aspect." The Admiral could feel the scarlet light that crossed the black cat in front of him as he showed its claws just now, and in an instant, the scarlet light swept under the azure pupils.

The Governor is almost 100 years old this year, and it is impossible for an ordinary black cat to live such a long life...

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