I was relieved to see that the little girl had finally stopped thinking about eating me. I heard her say that it was because the villain sued that the gods arrested them.

I thought to myself, "All the prisoners are full of grievances. It's all about how to shift the blame to others. If you two are innocent, who will sue? ”

I asked, "What did you do to annoy the gods?" ”

The little girl sighed and said, "The two of us, unlike you, are not people, but fish. ”

Xue Qian said beside her: "You are really fish, in fact, I have already seen it." ”

The girl looked at him expressionlessly, and then said, "We are two brothers and sisters. Growing in a big river. The river was wide and choppy. And the schools of fish under the water are countless. The two of us are the two ordinary fish that can no longer be ordinary. ”

Mr. Lu sat on the bow of the boat, meditating, and pretending to be a master, and said lightly: "You two little fish, you want to cultivate into a human shape." I'm afraid it's not easy, I guess it's some kind of adventure, right? ”

The girl said, "You have some knowledge. It is said that many years ago, there was a Taoist who walked on the river by boat. As a result, the wind and waves were strong, and the boat capsized. The man didn't know how to water, but he just flipped twice and drowned. We gathered together to eat his flesh. But this man's soul wants to leave a whole corpse for himself. ”

The girl looked at the moon in the sky and said, "That night, as it was tonight." The moon shone on the corpse, and his soul crouched pitifully beside him. This little Taoist priest probably didn't have any spells before he was alive, otherwise, his soul could completely protect his body. ”

"We think he's pitiful, though. If we don't eat him, we're going to starve, so everyone rushes up. It's time to start eating. As a result, the soul of the little Taoist priest said, I will exchange the method of spitting and accepting from the Daomen, don't eat my meat, okay? ”

That's where the little girl is talking. Suddenly, there was a muffled bang around me. It scared me. I turned my head to look and found that Mr. Lu's eyes were wide with anger and his face was pale. I am pounding the boat board with my fist.

The young man who was holding the boat was a little dissatisfied, and he said, "Old man, if you want to go crazy. Just jump into the water and go crazy, and no one cares about you. But if you smash my boat, how can I fish? ”

I cautiously asked Mr. Lu, "What's wrong with you?" Why did you suddenly get angry? ”

Mr. Lu said hatefully: "Is the technique of tuna in the Dao Gate also taught by Qing Yì?" In order to keep a whole corpse for himself, this little Taoist priest leaked the secrets in the Daomen, which is really hateful. ”

Then he asked the little girl, "What is the name of this little Taoist priest?" If I find out, he will be punished even if he has been reincarnated. ”

The little girl shook her head and said, "We don't know his name either." At that time, he proposed to exchange the whole corpse with the art of spitting. The group didn't agree. Because we were all thinking about how to eat him. Later, this little Taoist priest persuaded us that we should make fish for generations. In the water, there are countless natural predators, hiding all day long**. If one is not careful, he will be caught in a net and put in a pot to make a dish. It's really pitiful. ”

"If you learn his art of spitting, you will have the opportunity to transform into a human form. Walk in the world. He told us that there is a royal law and an education in the world. The strong cannot bully the weak, and everyone lives and works in peace and contentment. When we heard this, we were all moved, so we followed him and memorized the mantra of the art of spitting. And sent a few large fish, and carried his body to the surface of the water, so that the people who salvaged the body could see it. The people by the river thought we were fish gods and built us a fish temple nearby. ”

I smiled bitterly: "It turns out that it is so simple to want a temple. The world worships the gods, but it is also very hasty. ”

Mr. Lu said lightly: "So you have obtained this technique of vomiting, and you will become a essence?" ”

The little girl shook her head: "We are fish, and we will live in the water all our lives." The Taoist priest taught us the art of vomiting, but we can't use it at all. What yin and yang, once it is in the water, it will all be messed up. Everyone was very annoyed, saying that they had been deceived by the little Taoist priest. ”

"Later, I don't know when it began, there were a lot of fishing boats on the riverside, and those boats were dragging nets behind them, and those nets were very thin, and the mesh was small like a sieve. Except for the freshly born fish, no one wants to escape. ”

"After we were caught, we sold it to a restaurant, and then we watched our relatives being chopped off one by one, shaved off their scales and cheeks. Some fish were still alive and put into the pot. Hey, it's miserable. ”

I thought to myself, "You see live fish being eaten, and it's terrible." Don't you feel miserable when you see the living being eaten? ”

But I just thought about it, and I didn't say it. Otherwise, it would not be good for this little girl to remember that I am a big living person who can eat and move my mind crookedly.

The girl looked at the young man and said, "After the two of us were killed, we suddenly found that the technique of tuna taught to us by the Taoist priest can be practiced. At this time, we realized that this technique could only be practiced after death, no wonder the little Taoist priest knew so much, but there was no magic on his body. ”

Mr. Lu sneered beside him: "Nonsense. ”

The young man who was holding the boat said with some dissatisfaction: "Old Dao, you speak politely, otherwise, I will drive you into the water and let you drink to your heart's content." ”

Mr. Lu snorted coldly, but still didn't speak again.

The little girl continued: "Our two souls hid, I don't know how long we have been practicing, but we feel that our souls are getting stronger and stronger. It's not at all like when I first died, almost a gust of wind can blow it away. ”

"By the time we got back to the river, I don't know how many years had passed. A lot has changed there, and the only thing that hasn't changed is the fishing boats. They are still fishing, but with nets, thinner than they were years ago. ”

"The two of us couldn't find the old acquaintance, so we wandered around, and at this time, we saw the fish temple. The small temple stands by the river, but it is already a little dilapidated. The two of us thought that this temple was a fish god temple, and the two of us were enlightened fish gods. Isn't the incense in this temple for us? We have heard stories of some mountain spirits and ghosts, cultivating into immortals, and being worshipped by others. So I happily moved in. ”

"But after a few days, I realized that something was wrong. The inside of the fish temple was dirty, and no one cleaned it. It's a place where people come and go, but no one gives us incense. There are quite a few fishermen who live in the temple and use it as a temporary resting place. These people live a casual life, defecating everywhere and making this place dirty. "Together, the side rowing.

"Actually, it's just dirty. But they still have to grill fish here to eat. While eating, I have to say frivolously, what fish temple? Fish are born to be eaten by people, how can they be immortals? Let's grill fish and eat it in the Fish Temple, isn't there nothing to do? ”

When I heard this, I couldn't help but sigh and thought, "People can not believe in ghosts and gods, but they can't insult ghosts and gods. ”

The little girl said: "At that time, I thought, since we have become fish gods, of course we must bless the fish and shrimp in the rivers, lakes and seas, even if we can't bless them, we can't let these people insult them." So I gave them a few dreams not to cook fish in the temple and told them not to use such thin nets. ”

"I thought these people would be a bit more restrained. As a result, when they woke up, they smiled lewdly and said that the fish god was the mother. They're all bachelors, but it's okay...... Hey, it's not a good thing to say. Then they did something shameless to the idol. But it made the two of us angry. So when they went out fishing again, we let them capsize and drown in the river. ”

When I heard this, I felt that these fishermen were angry and pitiful. It's infuriating that they don't know if the sky is high and the earth is thick, and they have no shame. The pity is that because they lived in poverty, they couldn't marry a wife, and they humiliated the fish spirit, and as a result, they died