Chapter 2: Attack on the Pseudo-Witch
Mi Li's thoughts on Zhang Xiaoyu now, one word, grass!
I said don't cooperate with that group of bald heads anymore. State, but Xiaoyu, what's wrong with you, my deed owner can't be so undisciplined. Mi Li burst into tears.
The helpless rice grain had no choice but to hug Zhang Xiaoyu's neck and sigh for a long time. "My God, this world is not real."
can make the famous overlord rabbit in the demon world sigh, Zhang Xiaoyu is also quite hard.
People say: The wicked have their own wicked grinding.
Mi Li met Zhang Xiaoyu, and I don't know if it was lucky or unlucky.
The spiritual power in Zhang Xiaoyu's body is still less than 8,000, and the spiritual power of a normal person is still 20,000. Zhang Xiaoyu, who didn't meet the standards of normal people, pulled Zhang Xiaoyu's ears with rabbit ears, "It's not normal anywhere, so it's normal for you?" β
Mop, the witch riding the mop has appeared!!
Don't think about it, it's a pseudo-witch riding a mop, but an ordinary woman in cosplay, and she is also one of Zhang Xiaoyu's partners, the second sister Zhang Xiaoyu met when she participated in the street art of H County. The pseudo-witch has a pair of poisonous eyes, and her mouth is also very bad, she must have contact lenses in her eyes, her personality must be poisonous, she has to ride a mop, and if she doesn't ride a mop, is she still a witch.
"Sister Witch, stop my mother."
"Sister Witch, that's our mother, and he wants to provide us with high-quality milk."
"A glass of milk every morning, he is good to me, and everyone is really good."
The bald men are also fighting. But Zhang Xiaoyu ran fast, he couldn't catch up with him, since he couldn't catch up, then intercept it, it can be described as an endless road, it will rain, and my mother will produce milk!
The pseudo-witch, though she didn't know how, felt she had to do something.
Mop, the pseudo-witch pulled out the mop from under her skirt, who dares to stand up the mop with a horizontal knife, only I am the pseudo-big witch.
Zhang Xiaoyu's speed is also fast, the pseudo-witch raises the mop very quickly, the technique is vicious, the mop is not to intercept Zhang Xiaoyu's ankle, not a small belly, but an armpit! The position of the pseudo-witch's mop is about near Zhang Xiaoyu's armpits, because the pseudo-witch saw Zhang Xiaoyu's armpit hair, and when she saw it, she had to do something, the black armpit hair, fluttering in the wind, embedded in the pseudo-witch's eyes, black and shaky, indescribably weird, seven points disgusting, three points sexual. Feel.
Zhang Xiaoyu was so excited, I wiped it, the goods of my teammates came. Xiaoyu thinks that she has a good relationship with the pseudo-witch, but her teammates are backing up at a critical moment!
"King Guo, leave three of your armpit hairs!"
The pseudo-witch said coldly.
Zhang Xiaoyu was heartbroken, and he was very quiet. Reluctant to let the child escape from the wolf, can't throw off the armpit hair can't shake off the mop, there are pseudo-witches in front, and there are bald men waiting to be fed in the back, at this critical juncture, Zhang Xiaoyu's rabbit ear girl riding on her neck is extremely calm and wants to kill the witch in front and get rid of the men in the back, Zhang Xiaoyu can't let the rice grains do evil, so she has to calmly pluck out four armpit hairs, pull out three and get one free.
The gentleman Zhang Xiaoyu stuffed four armpit hairs into the nostrils of the pseudo-witch.
Pseudo-Witch: "......"
Because it was so disgusting, the pseudo-witch didn't know how to react for a while, and her horizontal mop was also broken by the rice grain. The pseudo-witch can't see the rabbit-eared girl, but the rabbit-eared girl can see the pseudo-witch, mop or something, small case.
Zhang Xiaoyu ran in front of the pseudo-witch like the wind, a gust of sweaty wind swept the pseudo-witch's face, Zhang Xiaoyu stuffed the armpit hair into her nostrils, shook it, like the super long nose hair drilled out of the nostrils of the pseudo-witch! And it's curly nose hair, come. onοΌbaby!
Zhang Xiaoyu is gone.
The pseudo-witch's stiff face finally reacted.
"Wow, Zhang Xiaoyu, you're dead, wash your chrysanthemums! Wait for me to tinker with a broken mop. β
Lead the way.
The angry pseudo-witch rushed out first, ahead of the bald muscular man.
"Oh, I don't know what's going on, sister witch, I seem to be by my mother!"
"Sister Witch, don't worry, our mother will give you milk."
"Just be vegetarian, milk, drink milk."
"Grandma, grandma, grandma."
"Mommy, don't run anymore."
The bald men, as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, chased Zhang Xiaoyu desperately. They were horrified to find that their speed was far less than that of Zhang Xiaoyu and the pseudo-witch. The pseudo-witches belong to the second echelon, and the bald men are the third echelon. Comparisons are odious.
Zhang Xiaoyu didn't know why the pseudo-witch was in hot pursuit, didn't she want three armpit hairs, but I gave her one more, did she still want the fifth and sixth ones, greedy women. Zhang Xiaoyu shook his head and ran wildly, and the speed under his feet did not slow down.
"Mi Li, what's wrong with me today, I encountered such a thing when I went out."
"Do you know what you brought on yourself?"
"I don't know. Grains of rice, don't pull my ears again. β
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The rabbit-eared lady didn't want to explain more to Zhang Xiaoyu.
"Wow."
The pseudo-witch was annoyed and angry, let's chase hard, but we still can't catch up with the bastard Zhang Xiaoyu in front of her, take it off, you have to take it off. The pseudo-witch took off her high heels. She is not a normal woman, can a normal woman run wild in high heels? If you don't twist your foot, that's also strange.
The pseudo-witch took off her high heels and threw them out. Threw it forward towards Zhang Xiaoyu. It's also good to be able to hit the scum in front.
There is a murderous aura.
Zhang Xiaoyu turned around sharply.
I saw two high heels flying in my eyes.
"Hah!"
Zhang Xiaoyu was calm.
Jumped up.
Kick and hit the heels.
flew out, and the pseudo-witch's high heels were kicked out by Zhang Xiaoyu.
"Ahh
Zhang Xiaoyu shouted.
After landing on the ground, Zhang Xiaoyu turned around, landed on the ground with both hands, bowed his waist, and stepped on the ground with his heels. Accelerate, run.
Shoot out like a fly.
The hair of the rice grains that Zhang Xiaoyu was carrying also flicked back. The only thing that didn't move was the pink rabbit ears of the rice grains. The straight tree is there. Just like their master, they can't guess what Zhang Xiaoyu is thinking.
"Grass and grass and a lot of grass."
The pseudo-witch was speechless, and could only go wild. Take a breather and prepare for a new sprint. The bald men of the third echelon also caught up breathlessly.
"Sister Witch, what's the matter, are you okay?"
"Sister Witch, why is your face ugly?"
"Witch sister, your nose hair is so long!"
"Sister Witch, you need to trim your nose hair, your nose hair is too long, it will affect the appearance of the city."
"Sister Witch, why are you gritting your teeth, it's my mother Mi who makes you angry, not us."
"Come on, sister witch, let's go first."
"Hey, one-two-one, one-two-one."
The bald muscular men ran easily in front of the pseudo-witch and the little cool.
The pseudo-witch calmed down, and scanned the passers-by with a fierce look. I was so lucky to find a child riding a children's tricycle.
The pseudo-witch walked over to the child.
The pseudo-witch took out a large stack of soft girl coins. "Little sister, your car was requisitioned by me, this is the money, it's all yours. That money can buy a lot of this tricycle that you're riding. β
The aunt next to the child was stunned.
The pseudo-witch stuffed the money to the aunt.
Step on a children's tricycle.
The wind swept away.
Hula, the wind blew, blowing the corners of the aunt and the children's clothes. It was their after-dinner conversation years later.
Because of their petite size, the pseudo-witch and the children's tricycle, with matching attributes, the children's tricycle with full horsepower went on a rampage, overturning seven or eight sturdy bald men, and the men looked at the pseudo-witches on the children's tricycle in the distance aggrievedly, "What? Why does the witch sister fight so hard, she also wants to drink Xiaoyu's mother's milk? "It can't be like this, if you don't play like this, the milk is just that, how can you give it to the witch sister again, the bald men lying on the ground stood up angrily.
I'd rather live than die!
The arms of the men are swinging, and they are tears under the sweaty and kind sun.
Zhang Xiaoyu is very nervous, why, why, behind the change. The speed is happier. Why? Why, don't chase it anymore, what's wrong with me, young master, why do you miss me, can't we not make the well water the river water.
"Xiaoyu, a pseudo-Lori is riding a children's tricycle and chasing you quickly."
Mi Li is the live broadcast announcer.
"Wow rub."
Zhang Xiaoyu felt that Mi Li was pinching his neck, and it seemed that Mi Li was also in a hurry. I couldn't have imagined, I couldn't have imagined that they would force me to such a point. Zhang Xiaoyu thinks about countermeasures.
"Zhang Xiaoyu, stop for me, let me step on your [beep] [beep] a hundred, a hundred."
The pseudo-witch shouted.
Pseudo-witch, petite, don't treat her as Lori because of this, she's a twenty-four-year-old rich daughter, standard Bai Fumei, that, she's relatively small, pseudo-Lori, it's really worthy of being a grain of rice, and she can see through the attributes of the pseudo-witch at a glance. Zhang Xiaoyu admires the rabbit ear girl very much.
"Eldest sister, don't play like this, spare me."
Zhang Xiaoyu called and ran away.
The mushrooms that were stepped on, will you be happy, will you really be happy, Zhang Xiaoyu can't be happy. Pseudo-witches are poisonous, and the methods of punishing others are so novel.
"Zhang Xiaoyu, are you afraid, stop if you're afraid."
The pseudo-witch's throat is also dumb. The voices are dry.
Hastily ha
The pseudo-witch roared silently.