Is the fat uncle's hunch accurate?

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From the time I met Uncle Fat, until now, the accuracy of his hunch seems to have continued at 100%.

I'm afraid no one will believe it, really, it can't be said that the fat uncle's hunch is accurate, anyway, the blind boss said it.......

"Your fat uncle's fat mouth is the standard crow's mouth, and he never predicts good things, and every time a prophecy pops out of his mouth, it's a fucking bad thing, and it's accurate!" After the blind boss got drunk once, he directly and selectively forgot that the fat uncle was still there, and in front of the fat uncle, he hooked up with me and said these words: "Sometimes I wonder, hey Xiao Yuan, did you say that his mouth made Shen Gongbao open up?" ”

Fuck me.

It's scary to think about it now.

You don't know the fat uncle's expression at that time, I think he really has the urge to cut the blind boss with a thousand knives, and then make it into barbecue from local materials.

That kind of look is so scary, but the blind boss doesn't look at it........ Oh yes, he really can't see.

Thinking of this, I looked at the fat uncle's eyes, and it suddenly became complicated.

Uncle's.

At this juncture, he said that he had a premonition that something was going to happen, so nine times out of ten he couldn't be wrong.

"Ready, ready." The blind boss sighed, his expression was very helpless, it is estimated that after he heard the fat uncle's prophecy, he didn't have any unrealistic ideas, and said very calmly: "I'm afraid I'll have to do it for a while." ”

"For Mao?" Little Buddha was stunned.

"For the fat uncle's mouth, your uncle's!" The blind boss smiled bitterly.

"Hey! Why are you scolding me for nothing?! Little Buddha was a little aggrieved: "I recruited you?!" ”

"No, he scolded me."

The fat uncle said very calmly, as if he had become accustomed to it.

Then, the fat uncle seemed to calm down a little, lit a cigarette, and stared intently at the bronze vessel.

"Although I also know that my mouth is a little poisonous, I still can't help but say it this time." The fat uncle said calmly: "I feel that something will happen, this is definitely not me in the crow's mouth, it is that I really have an ominous premonition." ”

"Or else?" I asked tentatively: "Brother Yi, you hurry up and solve all the troubles, and I will set up a physical formation here and dig a passage for you directly." ”

"You think you're a mole?" The blind boss laughed.

"Hey! It's not like I'm blowing it to you! As far as my strength after the flesh formation! Hum! I smirked, raised my arm and gestured twice, and said, "If I have enough time, I can go from here to the other side of the earth, do you believe it?" ”

"Hey, with your heart, it's a pity not to be a tomb robber." The blind boss sighed: "I know you have this ability, but I just don't want you to waste your strength, your body array can only get up once a day, and now it is used to dig tunnels, and then what if you encounter danger?" ”

"Isn't that you?" I sneered: "When the time comes, I'll stand in line with Xiaohan and them, and let you go to the front line!" ”

"You're shameless too." The blind boss was also happy, and asked me funny: "Except for the physical array, don't you have any other ability?" ”

"This....... It's really ........."

As I spoke, I nodded thoughtfully, and the scene of being cleaned up by Fang Shiliang on the Ghost Mountain suddenly appeared in my mind.

"Raising the flesh body formation without saying a word, this is the most direct and effective means, if before the flesh body array, I used other formation techniques to hurt myself and consume my own qi, then the result is not very good-looking....... "I shrugged my shoulders.

"Doesn't look good?" The shopkeeper interjected: "How bad is it?" ”

"If the formation spell fails to kill the enemy, I will still have to live up to the flesh formation in the end." I replied helplessly, "When the physical body array also fails, I will fall into a certain negative state. ”

"For example?"

"It's certain that there is no combat effectiveness, if it's serious, I'm afraid I'll have to lie in bed for ten days and a half months to raise it back." I smiled bitterly and said, "So, in the Xiaotushi Palace, if I can not use the formation, I will try not to use it, even if I want to use it, I have to stay after the flesh formation and then use it." ”

"Isn't that the same?" Shopkeeper Kong was a little confused.

"It's different, I tried." I smiled: "First the flesh array, and then use other spells, the loss caused to me is not as great as I imagined." ”

"Okay....... the blind boss thought for a while, and nodded: "It's really not good, so we can only rely on your hard-working hands to help us open up the road." ”

I smiled and nodded, but didn't speak.

At this moment, an extremely piercing evil voice suddenly came out of the giant bronze vessel.

"Hiss!!!"

This sharp evil sound, so loud that it almost pierced our eardrums!

I have to say that in this team, I am still considered to have strong physical fitness, so I didn't have much reaction at the time, I was just shocked out of the green tendons of my head, and I felt a little dizzy in my head, but it was not in the way.

Shopkeeper Kong should be the weakest in our group, and when he heard this evil sound, he covered his ears and squatted on the ground, his expression was so painful.

"Buzz...... Airplanes....... Buzz........"

At this moment, the sounds that resembled swarms of bees flying in swarms increased again, and even gave us the illusion that they were ringing in our ears.

As the noise grew louder and louder, we gradually felt an indescribable feeling of nausea.

That's right, disgusting.

It's like a lot of bugs have gotten into our heads along our ears, and the whole brain has been turned upside down by them, and the dizziness and nausea are getting stronger and stronger, but there is no desire to vomit, which makes me a little puzzled.

"What's going on....... blind boss frowned, and said with a pale face: "This is a fucking magic sound brain?!" This kind of mental attack is outrageous, isn't it!! ”

"Bear with me!"

The fat uncle gritted his teeth and roared in a low voice.

"Look what the hell these bugs are up to!"

"Knock !!"

Suddenly, with a muffled sound from the ceiling, our entire stone chamber seemed to tremble.

This sudden shock suddenly reminded me of something.

Fuck we've got chasers behind us!!

"Just now....... The movement just now ........" Shopkeeper Kong rubbed his temples and slowly stood up, his face was still so ugly: "Did you hit us upstairs?" ”

"Probably so." The fat uncle nodded: "Judging from the route they took, plus the time we were delayed, it was time for us to get to us now." ”

"It's the end of the calf!" I couldn't help but scold: "In the current situation, the grandchildren of the Dusheng Sect want to go hand in hand with us!" I can't get rid of the hole ring that they still have a fart! ”

"Don't worry, those clear roads are the most dangerous." The fat uncle comforted me a few words: "The above are all dead ends for thieves to enter, and the secret passages below are the essence of Xiaotushi Palace, and those ancients are all doing research here!" Take this path definitely faster than them! ”

"It's too late to turn back, right?" I asked Uncle Fat.

The fat uncle snorted and didn't speak.

"Gotta hurry up." I clenched my fists and prepared for the flesh formation: "Brother Yi! You're almost there, and you're going to give a signal! I'm digging right here! By the way, hurry up and help you make a way! ”

"Don't rush to get into battle!" The blind boss reminded me: "It's not time yet, it's not too late for you to dig it when I solve it, at least you can save some time in the flesh formation and help us open the way." ”

I nodded and said, okay.

"Bang!"

At this moment, the sound of evil spirits echoing in the stone chamber, as well as the headache-inducing insect chirps, disappeared in an instant with a crisp sound, and disappeared without a trace.

The crunch sound was very similar to the sound of an electric light popping, but it was softer than the crackling sound.

"What?"

I frowned and looked in the direction where the sound was coming from.

When I saw it subconsciously, I immediately got goosebumps all over my body, and even the soles of my feet were itching.

"!! It's really this thing!! ”

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