Chapter 283: Murong Zhiqiu's Fierceness: Prologue
Wang Mingyi naturally fell in love with me because of my words, and I also said such words because of the atrium of my head. We walked outside for a while, and then we went home.
I went back to the sum and called Erzhang Li to break up. Yes, broke up.
We broke up peacefully, Zhang Li is a smart woman, she didn't cry or make trouble, she just told me not to work too hard.
In fact, my two Zhang Li's feelings are quite deep, but we can really continue to do so. I'm now taking a path that most people can't take, and if Zhang Li continues to be with me, I'm afraid it will hurt her.
I put down my phone and suddenly felt a little tired, so I leaned back on the bedside table to rest.
Xiao Wu paused at this time. She said to me, "A very beautiful woman came to you just now, and I said that you are at a loss, so I told her to come back later." ”
I lit a cigarette and said lightly, "What are you looking for me to do?" ”
"I'm looking for your help." Xiao Wu said.
"Bang!"
I slapped the bedside table hard, making a loud noise, and I looked at Xiao Wu in shock, and said, "You told her that I was at a loss." That means she can see you? In other words, is she a human being? ”
Xiao Wu nodded and said, "It's a human, it's a ghost." said that she wanted to ask you for help, and she looked very anxious. ”
I gasped, and Han Xianxian said that I thought that I would often encounter this kind of three feelings, and I would come immediately if I wanted to lose. This made me a little bit of a loss of time, and I still have a loss of everything, and I haven't learned any Ben San with any day tattoos.
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
At this time. There was a knock on the door outside, and a woman's voice came in: "Is Mr. Li there?" ”
The voice is hoarse and ugly, half with a hint of sharpness, but it is a human voice!
I was so scared that my body went limp, and a few drops of urine leaked. Suddenly a ghost came to me to do something? I didn't do anything at all, but a ghost knocked on the door in the middle of the night!
Xiao Wu climbed out of bed to knock on the door, and I sat at the head of the bed in a daze and watched Xiao Wu open the door.
Outside the door was a woman, who was indeed quite beautiful, but she had a hole in her head, and she seemed to have been killed by a blunt object. She tiptoes very hard, and the two dancers are exactly the same.
Sure enough, it's a ghost!
"Mr. Li......" The female ghost walked towards me, she said, "Let me tell you about myself, my name is Zhang Amei, and I want to ask you for help." ”
I shuddered. He said, "How do you know that I can see you?" ”
"The ...... from Wang Yanyan said," the female ghost said, "Now that the ghosts in this area know, you can help us do some three feelings." ”
It turned out to be Wang Yanyan! Clip double happy garbage.
This woman is really insidious, and in order to let me clear her grievances as soon as possible, she even set up an advertisement.
I patted me on the bed and said a little embarrassedly: "You sit down first, you can tell me about your three feelings, and I will help you if I can solve it; If the deficit can be solved......"
"If the loss can be solved, I will kill you."
Before I finished speaking, Zhang Amei's face changed and threatened me very gloomily. Suddenly my panties got wet. It's just a loss to ask me for help, it's to coerce me to do three!
"I need you to help me call the police...... "My husband was stealing women outside, and I found out and had a big fight with him, and this person who was stabbed with a thousand knives actually knocked me to death with a hammer." My body was hidden in the basement of my home, and I hope you can help me call the police. ”
Is that easy?
I felt a little incredible, so in front of Zhang Amei, I called the police, this Zhang Amei was easy-going and thanked me a lot, and said that she would entrust her son with her dreams, and let her son give me some thanks, and then left.
I was dumbfounded by this three feelings, and I couldn't believe that there would be a ghost looking for me to do this simple three feelings.
This night, a few ghosts came to me for help, but the three emotions they asked me to do were simpler.
There were three ghosts in total, a middle-aged man, a little boy, and an old woman.
The middle-aged man told me that he had a sum of money hidden under the sofa in a certain store, and asked me to help him take it back to his wife and children. The little boy said that his puppy had no one to take care of because his parents were going to throw it away. The little boy wanted me to adopt it or help give it to someone who liked puppies. I've never heard of this request, and I think there will be ghosts who ask others to do this kind of three.
The old woman was even simpler, she told me that she had died in a car accident, she said that she lived alone in an old house, and forgot to turn off the gas when she went out, and hoped that I could help turn off the gas.
These three feelings made me dumbfounded, Han Xian told me how powerful the three feelings I would encounter at the beginning, I was still a little worried at the time, but now it seems that ...... There is no need to worry about losses at all! Because these requirements are so simple, so simple that they are unbelievably simple.
And these ghosts have also repaid me, the middle-aged man said that I can take 500 yuan for my own use, and give the rest to his wife and children. And the little boy gave me a game account, and he played the game at a loss, and he should be able to sell it for 200 yuan.
As for the old woman, she said in a rambling manner that she had no money, and said that she would pray for me, and for the first time I knew that ghosts could also recite scriptures, and I was also drunk.
I received the commission and immediately went out to do three, these three feelings are very simple, an hour and, I have an extra golden retriever puppy in my room.
I opened the Wenzhou forum and said that it was a super low price to sell a golden retriever puppy, as long as five hundred yuan, and then he also took a few photos of the puppy, and soon someone called me and said that he was willing to buy this golden retriever puppy and came to pick up the goods the next day.
Xiao Wu looked at me curiously and said, "Are we going to have a better economy?" ”
I smiled wryly: "If we have any money, all this money will be donated to UNICEF, and we can only keep a little bit to ensure that we can live." ”
Xiao Wu was immediately anxious when she heard this: "You have a problem with your brain, what are you donating it for." ”
I rolled my eyes, and then he lay on the bed and slept, not caring about Xiao Wu's complaint at all. I also know how long Xiao Wu has been reading it in pieces, anyway, I listened to it for a long time before falling asleep.
When I woke up, it was noon, probably because I was in a better mood, so I woke up earlier.
I stretched, and I should be back tonight. Look at Si, Xiao Wu is still looking at Huanzhu Gege, as soon as she sees me getting up, she asks with concern, "Are you hungry?" ”
I nodded and said, "I'm hungry, I'll go downstairs to the Sichuan restaurant for a meal, and then let's see what arrangements are made for the afternoon." ”
"Let's go......" Xiao Wu looked at the computer, she muttered, "If we eat boiled pork slices and pickled cabbage fish in a Sichuan restaurant, we will eat that unpalatable ghost food." It's easy to have a little money to improve your life, and you have to donate all of your brains. I really feel that I am a great good person, and the money donated anyway is actually in the hands of those officials. ”
I said helplessly, "When have you become this virtuous person?" Is it because I always see all kinds of news on the computer, so my heart has become dark? I sue you, if nine out of ten dollars of donated money are embezzled, but one of them actually goes to those children. In this way, I am also going to buy materials and donate them to poor areas, such as clothes, books, and instant noodles, so that the loss will be embezzled. ”
Xiao Wu slapped the computer desk angrily, and then said a word, as if he was angry and planned to ignore me. I also hoped that Xiao Wu would understand me, so I washed up and prepared to go out for lunch.
As a result, as soon as I was about to go out, I received a call from Li Xin.
"Li He, have you solved the three feelings?"
Only then did I think of Li Xin's three feelings, and hurriedly said that I had solved it, and he could boldly go back to sleep. Li Xin thanked me a few words, and then said, "By the way, I mainly want to tell you one thing and three feelings." There's a bunch of people looking for you lately, so you'd better be careful. ”
I wondered, "Why are you looking for me?" ”
"A couple of pretty girls from your school were drinking with me yesterday, and they said that a group of people were asking about your whereabouts, and they were very friendly, and the classmates who had lost your favor were very righteous and said that they knew where you were. Those people look fierce, so you'd better be careful anyway. When I heard them say that, it was like a group of Sichuan people. You have to pay attention, these Sichuan people don't have a good thing, they lose bathing all year round, and their bodies are full of infectious diseases. ”
Although Li Xin was by my side, I still rolled my eyes, learned the Sichuan accent and said: "You kid has more bacteria on your body than all the Sichuan people combined, stupid, Sichuan people are your father, you are a second force, Comrade Li Xin, we have to lose the idea of regional discrimination, you know the loss, and you are an immortal." And you, a playboy, have you also slept with a woman in Sichuan? How can you now be suffering from a contagion all over your body? ”
Li Xin was anxious when he heard this: "You are completely nonsense, let me tell you, men and women lose the same." It doesn't matter where the women are, they are clean, beautiful, and their bodies are fragrant. Especially the women in Sichuan, most of them are very plump and beautiful, anyway, you will know if you sleep once. ”
"You've escalated from regional discrimination to sexism......," I said helplessly, "I know, I'll pay attention." ”
I hung up the phone, feeling a little irritated.
Suddenly a group of unfriendly people are looking for me, why is that?
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