Chapter 29: Kimono & The love of female
At six o'clock in the afternoon, when I got home and finished eating, I prepared code words, who knew that I had been PK with a group of love rivals for a long time...... Codewords are delayed......
Anyway, the new book list is going to fall again...... In the last two days, the insects continued to chrysanthemum remnants...... Rolling all over the ground and spilling begging for a little push collection! …… Roll......
Li Ye has always thought that in addition to some cosplay costumes that are often seen in Akihabara, such as maid costumes, the only thing that attracts him is the traditional costume --- kimono! Of course, it is limited to the kimono worn by the female surname, and it must be a beautiful woman wearing a kimono. Li Ye thought to himself that no normal man would like to enjoy an ugly girl's fashion show......
Why does Li Ye like to watch this beautiful woman wear a kimono so much? There are many reasons for this, but the most important thing is that Li Ye thinks that the beauty in the kimono is the real beauty! And Li Ye, a beautiful woman in a kimono, can only think of one word----bed...... Well, Li Ye admitted that he had watched too many love action movies produced in his previous life, but it was not unreasonable. Li Ye once heard that in ancient times, there was a vacuum under a woman's kimono! It's no underwear! (There is also a saying that there is also a vacuum under the shrine maiden's costume...... This is enough to make people think about it, and what makes Li Ye begin to have an indelible love for kimono is that the surname of the legend is also related to the kimono, in addition to those noble existences such as Genji and Heiji, many civilian surnames have a passionate and romantic legend.
Legends, it's really just legends pull! Talking about legends, shouldn't it be legal again? Well, then let's go on, legend has it that in the ancient times of the Emperor's power, the guardians of the various underground countries and villages fought endless wars with each other, just to one day defeat all the lords of the country and ascend to the highest peak of power - the Great Shogun of Seiyi (in fact, after the Heian period, the emperor of the Shogun was really miserable...... I heard that when I was poor, I dressed up in the palace in order to make a living, sold the calligraphy and paintings of my ancestors for a living, and in order to help my concubine add a new dress, I had to play a game with N ministers and military attachés to exchange x games to make enough money...... It's really miserable...... The person most admired by all the emperors of the name Ben before the Meiji Restoration was the emperor of the Celestial Empire, look! That's the real emperor! )。 Years of war have made the entire book scarce men, and many people know that once they are conscripted into the battlefield, there is very little hope of coming back, and once they can be at home, they will be desperate to farm! I hope to leave a man and a woman to inherit the incense. And it doesn't matter when and where! I can't help it! Who knows when you're going to leave all of a sudden, so take advantage of now! And then many women with the surname are in order to be considerate of their husbands and save time and money (every time they are torn up by their husbands, they are also money!). The female surname of this invented the kimono, a kind of clothes that only have a very good coat and then carry a pillow on the back, and the inside is vacuum, so that once the husband needs to open the clothes directly and pounce on the ground can be used as a bed, and then the small pillow behind the back can be used directly How convenient it is! Then the surname of many pregnant children is the place where they were conceived, such as Yamada La---- was pushed down by her husband by the edge of the field in the mountains, and the river pulled down---- the place where the incident occurred at that time was the lower stream of the river, and the Takenaka ---- knew at a glance that the two couples were playing very high in the bamboo forest, and many of them were not introduced......
So Li Ye has a strong impulse for kimonos, and the big beauty who appears in front of Li Ye now wearing a kimono is Li Ye's favorite in his heart! Poison Island Tsuneko!
"What's wrong?" Seeing Li Ye's stupid appearance, he covered his eyes and chuckled, how could he have the appearance of the female sword saint before at this time? It's obviously the standard Yamato Nadeshiko!
"No...... That one...... This ......" Li Ye's face must be red now, Li Ye, who has lived for two lifetimes, may not be as good as a post-90s high school student in terms of women, don't look at the plan in his heart every day to step on n boats, open a great ** pull, so arrogant. In fact, in my heart, I am still an innocent little boy who has not been in love once, and has not even had intimate contact with the five girls, "Very ...... It's very suitable for you......" Li Ye finally held back this sentence, then secretly glanced at the servant, and lowered his head again.
But Li Ye, who waited for a long time and didn't react, was strange, was his words wrong? Angered the boys? The nervous Li Ye raised his head again and secretly wanted to see the expression of the child, who knew that it was the same red and shy face as Li Ye, this expression is 100% lethal to a boy in a beautiful woman, and this beauty is still a girl with a sister's surname and a mild S surname...... Then Li Ye can hold his chest and say, no matter what the others do, the lethality of someone Li Da definitely exceeds the critical line......
"That...... This one...... I...... Nothing else! It's true! Li Ye was already talking nonsense.
"Hmm...... It's okay...... Whatever you mean...... "Well, you don't know what to call either......
And then the two of them are eye to eye and mouth to mouth...... This is impossible, just look at each other and fall into a cold field, after looking at each other for a while, the two of them are looking at each other and smiling, at this moment both of them feel that there is a different kind of affection in their hearts, although it is still in the bud but one day it will grow into a big tree...... Big tree, your sister! Anyway, it was from this moment that the two had a lifelong relationship with women......
After that, the arrival of Alice and the puppy Jike also made the two naturally return to their usual expressions, as if everything just now was a dream.
And soon after, Saya and Hirano also found the three of Li Ye, and then took Shizuka-sensei and Rei to Saya's room together, as if there was something to discuss.
"I think we need to talk!" After all the people who had escaped together arrived, Saya sat down on a chair and said with a serious face.
Now the whole room is full of people who fled together, even the little Lori Alice and the little dog Jike who joined at the end, and everyone looks at Saya with a curious look and doesn't know what she wants to talk about now.
But Li Ye knew in his heart that it was probably related to the actions of the Gao Cheng couple, and Hirano over there was also standing in silence.
"So, what are you talking about?" Teacher Shizuka was still humming a song while taking out a banana and peeling it, Li Ye was very upset when he saw it! Envy the banana of the dead club!
"It's important! We are not companions in the future! Saya's words almost didn't choke Shizuka, and the banana was also bitten off in one bite, and Li Ye, who had been paying attention to Shizuka's teacher on the side, trembled all over, and now he no longer envied the banana......
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