Chapter 1 I want to become my sister
Zhang Xiaohong, as a normal second-year junior high school girl, has been very troubled recently, because Xiaohong's brother, that hateful brother, actually seems to have a girlfriend without her sister knowing, and there is more than one! Of course, the above conclusions are all conclusions drawn by my sister secretly following her brother to observe, record, and take pictures, and go home at night to write a diary and analyze.
"Is it really normal to secretly photograph your brother's sister?!"
Zhang Xiaoyu was chilled.
Zhang Xiaoyu unconsciously entered the space album of his sister Xiaohong, and the password is needed to visit Wèn, the question is: What is the length of Xiaohong's brother's [beep] [beep] centimeters?
Zhang Xiaoyu was stunned when she saw the question of the visit. "What is the length of my beep? In what state is the length?! Comrade Xiaoyu filled in a number in fear: 34.
As a result, the answer is wrong. Zhang Xiaoyu does not have access to Wèn.
Zhang Xiaoyu was very unwilling, and finally filled in a great number, 2*.
Got in. Zhang Xiaoyu entered Xiaohong's space album. It's okay if you don't go in, but after you go in, Zhang Xiaoyu's whole person is not good. First of all, the cover of the album is two halves of ass balls. There is also pink text on the ass balls: Brother's buttocks. Zhang Xiaoyu thought about it, and then thought about it, who else is my sister's brother? My father and mother, in addition to me and Xiaohong, how many children have been created? The answer is no. So the butt of the album cover is Zhang Xiaoyu's!
Here's the problem. How did Zhang Xiaoyu's ass get to Zhang Xiaohong's space album? And it's on the cover? Zhang Xiaoyu took a closer look at the buttocks, and on the thighs, Zhang Xiaoyu saw the familiar black mole. Poof, Zhang Xiaoyu spit out a mouthful of old blood, "It's really my ass, what's wrong with my ass?" Ass, why were you captured by Xiaohong and put here? ”
In a terrible mood, Zhang Xiaoyu clicked on Xiaohong's photo album. Ah, the photos in the album are still very normal. Zhang Xiaoyu smiled. After looking at a few normal photos, Zhang Xiaoyu couldn't laugh, and the next photos made Zhang Xiaoyu burst into tears and his legs trembled. Some photos are Zhang Xiaoyu's indecent sleeping posture, and some are photos of Zhang Xiaoyu seriously studying the action blockbuster photos of the beautiful big sister and the obscene big brother exchanging feelings in simple terms, have you even taken such photos? Where is my brother's dignity in front of Xiaohong, can I still raise my head in front of Xiaohong? "No, how did Xiaohong get it? I remember when the door to the room was locked? Zhang Xiaoyu's cold sweat flowed from his spine to the buttocks.
"Hehehe~~~~ I understand, Xiaohong put a camera in my room!!"
Zhang Xiaoyu came to this conclusion perfectly.
Zhang Xiaoyu's father and mother are busy people, and those two can't see each other for months or half a year, except for paying Zhang Xiaoyu and Zhang Xiaohong for living expenses every month. Of course, there are still mobile phone exchange messages. Zhang Xiaoyu remembered that when her mother called again, she seemed to hear someone screaming in pain on the other side, and her mother lowered her voice and threatened the yelling man: "Fu*k, you shut up, you have one less eyebrow, it's not a big deal, the old lady is talking to her baby son, you should be quiet...... Ah, Xiaoyu, you have to listen to Xiaohong's words, what Xiaohong says, you do what, don't resist your sister, your sister, how to say it, the personality is a little problematic, the psychology is not bright, who is it like, that child, looks more like me, and the personality is like your father. It's still Xiaoyu, and her personality is as cheerful as her mother...... "Zhang Xiaoyu's mother chatted with Zhang Xiaoyu on her mobile phone and chatted for more than an hour. Zhang Xiaoyu seemed to have heard something terrible. Moreover, before my mother became a good wife and mother, she seemed to have a dark history. It is said that my father was beaten and beaten by my mother in order to hold the beauty, although I was beaten, my father was stalked, according to my mother, "How can there be such a shameless and sinister man." "I was knocked down and got up and entangled again, my father was also very hard, and my mother was moved by my father's shameless and insidious spirit to marry him, it's strange! It is said that it was Zhang Xiaoyu's father who flattered his mother-in-law, mother-in-law, and sister-in-law, and under the repeated bombardment of his family and outsiders, Zhang Xiaoyu's mother couldn't bear it, and after beating Zhang Xiaoyu's father hard, the two fought together, anyway, it was quite boring, I don't know how to drop, in front of the flower under the moon, under the big tree of Zhang Xiaoyu's grandfather's house, it was another big battle, and the lucky Zhang Xiaoyu was not shot on the tree by his father......
Zhang Xiaohong's desire to control zhì is extremely strong. According to Xiaohong. "My things are mine, my brother's things are my brother's, my brother is mine, and my brother's things are naturally my things." What is all this? Zhang Xiaoyu was dizzy, Xiaohong's logic, Xiaohong's theory, although Zhang Xiaoyu didn't understand it very well, but as an elder brother, let his sister and protect his sister, isn't it a natural thing.
Isn't it spoiled, my sister-in-law? If I get used to her in the future, how can I be a qualified elder brother? Zhang Xiaoyu decided not to spoil Xiaohong anymore.
The idea is good, but the specific implementation steps, Zhang Xiaoyu feels very difficult. Xiaohong's theory, that's a set, Zhang Xiaoyu can't keep up, Xiaohong's revenge means, that's irritable and violent, spending money to eliminate disasters is a necessary process, but it doesn't necessarily work, sometimes it's obvious that Zhang Xiaohong is doing it wrong, but after Xiaohong's brainwashing-brainwashing-education of Zhang Xiaoyu, Zhang Xiaoyu will realize "Ah, my sister is such a kind, charitable, cute and weak girl, you can't go against your sister, follow your sister, listen to your sister." ”
Zhang Xiaoyu sat in front of the computer, and really didn't know how to fight against Xiaohong.
In front of Zhang Xiaohong, Zhang Xiaoyu is a scumbag with less than five combat effectiveness.
Especially Zhang Xiaohong has the financial power of their brother and sister, and in the face of money, Zhang Xiaoyu's respect for Xiaohong is even more self-evident.
When Zhang Xiaoyu was worried.
After Zhang Xiaohong wandered the street and broke up with her classmates, Zhang Xiaohong decided to upgrade the camera in her brother's room. The pixels aren't high enough, the original camera.
Whether it is Xiaohong or Xiaoyu, their brothers and sisters are extremely strong in fighting under the influence of their parents, mainly because their father and mother are too strong in combat, and their mother and father have a small battlefield for three days and a big battlefield for five days, and the young Zhang Xiaoyu and Zhang Xiaohong, in order to avoid being hurt by the aftermath of their parents' battle, all kinds of fighting skills and fighting ability (mainly learned by Zhang Xiaoyu) have drilled into their bodies and memories.
Zhang Xiaohong, who is very sensitive to murder, felt that there was someone following her behind her! For the murderous aura of the thing that followed had no hidden meaning in the slightest. Red slows down, thinking about how to disable the faux pas who are following her. What should I say, the city has been a little unpeaceful recently, but the rude person who tracked Xiaohong seems to have found the wrong object, and Xiaohong is the real boss.
Xiaohong took out the anti-wolf equipment from the small bag she was carrying, super chili water, which could not be bought on the market, and the chili water was prepared for Xiaohong by Xiaohong's mother herself. The source of the chili pepper is said to have been collected from a small island that cannot be found on the world map. Zhang Xiaohong will never doubt her mother's ability, that is a woman who can ruin a man. Xiaohong's idol is her mother, and she hopes to be able to train her brother like her mother and father, which is also one of Xiaohong's ultimate goals.
That's a dog!!
It's a dog that releases murderous aura all over its body?!
Little Red was holding the chili water, not knowing whether to spray the dog or not.
“…… What the hell? ”
Xiaohong is very helpless, why is the dog full of hatred for me, did I do anything to make the dog angry?
"Hello, puppy."
Zhang Xiaohong rubbed the tip of her shoe against the dog's head.
"Whew!"
The dog barked, and seemed comfortable. Then, the dog spoke: "Little human girl, please don't get me wrong, I'm not a dog, I'm a wolf, I'm a wolf, although I look like a dog, but my body flows with wolf blood, my ancestors are wolves, my grandfather is a wolf, my father is a wolf, my brother is also a wolf, so I am also a wolf." ”
"Oops, talking dog."
Zhang Xiaohong's first thought was, how much can this dog sell for? There are a lot of talking starlings and parrots, and talking dogs, Zhang Xiaohong has never seen them, but now she has seen them, how can she be let go. Zhang Xiaohong decided to put the dog with super chili water. Wow, Zhang Xiaohong pointed the sprinkler at the dog's eyes, "I'll press." Zhang Xiaohong pressed the pressure button, and the hot pepper water rushed into the dog's eyes.
Peng-
A cloud of smoke exploded, and after the smoke dispersed, a girl with a petite figure and prominent breasts stood opposite Zhang Xiaohong with a big grin, as for the pepper water spewed out by Zhang Xiaoyu, it didn't work on girls at all, hey, isn't that a dog, how did she become a girl?
The girl snatched Zhang Xiaohong's chili water, "Oh, oops, little human girl, don't have malicious intentions towards me, I'm a third-level demon girl." By the way, remind you again, my body is a wolf, and I am a she-wolf. ”
Zhang Xiaohong was not very good for a while. First met a wolf that looked like a dog but was actually a wolf.,And then the wolf turned into a big wave of Lori.,And then Lori spoke again.,Claiming to be a level 3 demon girl? What is a demon lady? I care so much, how can the boobs of the level 3 demon wolf lady grow so big? How much milk did she drink from her mother? Zhang Xiaohong thought of a lot of questions, ignoring the existence of the wolf lady's deity.
"Little girl, little girl, little human girl. Wake up. ”
The wolf lady shook Zhang Xiaohong.
"Little human girl, the spiritual power in your body is abundant, different from ordinary people, make a contract with me, I will become your demon mother, and as the owner of the contract, you will get the help of the devil for free, what, it's a good deal, as long as you make a contract with me, you will first realize a wish, of course, your wish should be within my ability, beyond my ability to wish, I can't help."
The wolf lady explained to Zhang Xiaohong in a serious way what a contract is and what is a deed owner.
Zhang Xiaohong naturally wouldn't believe the devil's words. Demons are not good things, whether in myths or stories, everyone thinks so, word of mouth and memory inheritance from generation to generation, demons are evil.
The wolf lady looked at Zhang Xiaohong, who was expressionless, and was very surprised, hey, what's the matter, the little human girl was unmoved, but I came to pursue the negative energy emitted by her, she should have a desire to realize it urgently, and she herself has spiritual power that is different from ordinary people, that is the best candidate for the deed owner! After graduating from the Demon Academy, the wolf lady obtained the title of Level 3 Demon and came to the present world to make a contract with the human beings with abundant spiritual power, and by the way, she worked part-time to complete the bounty task in the demon world. But if the demon wants to stay in this world, the spiritual power of the deed master is necessary.
"How can you prove that you are a demon?"
Zhang Xiaohong asked.
“……?”
The wolf girl stared at Zhang Xiaohong, what? Proof that the devil still needs to prove? The wolf lady caught a glimpse of a passing couple, ah, there is, the opportunity to prove that I am a demon has come. The wolf lady blew on the man in the couple, and the man immediately pushed his girlfriend away, "Xiaoli, I'm sorry, I'm a guy, I don't like you, the reason why I stay with you is mainly because you are a woman, you are very gentleman, I like gentlemen, do you know, I like gentlemen, gentlemen." The man kept talking, and his girlfriend, her beautiful face was uncertain, and finally the woman kicked on the man's balls, "You milk eggs, go and like your grandfather, people are not women, people are gentle little women." The woman stomped on her boyfriend with her high heels while spitting out uncivilized words such as "Fake, Shet,-eater." Go home and drink your boyfriend's soy milk."
Even the wolf lady was scared, oops, it's really me, I won't affect the thinking of the man in the couple a little. Zhang Xiaohong pulled the demon away, of course, Xiaohong still admired the beautiful female man who kicked her boyfriend. "Tsk." Xiaohong smacked her lips, "Women, you should be cruel to men, and men should sleep on the floor!" ”
"Can't ordinary people see you?"
"Only a special group of people like you who have something to ask for me, or a special person like you whose spiritual power is different from ordinary people, can see me."
“…… You look like a she-wolf, huh? ”
"Eun, I don't want to admit it, but I don't have that thing."
"I'm not going to make a contract with you. You come with me. ”
“…… Think about it, little human girl. ”
"Call me Queen!"
Zhang Xiaohong glared at the Demon Niang.
Because Xiaohong's eyes were too terrifying, the wolf girl couldn't help but grin, and the unique feeling of the beast told the wolf girl, the little human girl holding her hand, was not a good stubble.
"Lady, Queen......"
"You should first become a wolf."
Xiaohong said to the Demon Mother. Zhang Xiaohong didn't want Zhang Xiaoyu at home to see her sister bring home a Lori with big breasts. What if my brother has a bad idea?
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Thereupon.
Zhang Xiaohong came home with a wolf that looked like a husky, and the husky was very fat and round, probably because of the large chest.
Zhang Xiaohong let the demon wolf briefly confuse Zhang Xiaoyu.
So, he was recruited, Zhang Xiaoyu.
In Zhang Xiaoyu's eyes, the cute and domineering sister suddenly became a man more than two meters tall!
Zhang Xiaohong, a mighty and domineering man, said to Zhang Xiaoyu: "Brother, do you think I'm strong? As he spoke, the man Zhang Xiaohong clenched his fists, and his strong muscles broke through the man's clothes, revealing more than ten centimeters of armpit hair under the armpits, the armpit hair is very long, and it is a big handful!
Zhang Xiaoyu was speechless. “…… Xiaohong, you're so strong. Why hasn't my sister's face changed, but her body has become the pure master among the pure masters, Zhang Xiaoyu's head is hazy.
"Brother, is the armpit hair in my armpit pit sensual?"
"Sensual!"
"Brother, do I look like I can protect you now?"
"Absolutely!"
"Brother, do you like me now, don't tell the truth, tell lies!"
"Love ......"
"Brother, can I tie you up and throw you on the floor, and then use a candle to drip wax on you?"
“…… No, no, you can't! ”
"Brother, you must not find a girlfriend in the future!"
"Why pinch?"
"My brother is a big fool."
“??”
The husky wolf on the side was speechless. Ah, I understand, the queen turned out to be a brother control, it's really funny, since I'm a demon mother, how to prescribe the right medicine for the natural way, I want to attack the queen's brother. The husky wolf, with glowing wolf eyes, stared at Zhang Xiaoyu deadly, as if Zhang Xiaoyu was a piece of delicious meat. In the eyes of the husky wolf, the spiritual power in Zhang Xiaoyu's body is much worse than that of the queen. The level of spiritual power of the two brothers and sisters is not at the same level at all.
The energetic husky wolf shook his hair and licked his paws, "Hehe~~~ I didn't expect my first deed owner to be attacked by me so soon, I'm really amazing, I thought I was a talent, I didn't think I was a genius!! Whew~~~~~"