"Hit Lao Tzu and use your long knives to slap Anubis's old face."

The fat man looked proud, stretched out his finger and pointed to the statue of Anubis in the distance, and the look in his eyes was a smug,

Ouch I'll go, what kind of rhythm is this, this is the rhythm of onlookers,

"Anyway, fat brother, can this guard understand Chinese?" The corners of Lao Song's eyes twitched slightly, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood,

Why do you think this fat man is a little unreliable?

What happened next stunned everyone present, and the five guards rushed to the statue of Anubis at great speed.

He raised the long knife in his hand high and slashed at Anubis's old face,

"My V day" we are full of black lines, and this guard is not reliable.

Aren't you the guards of Anubis?,,Smoke when you call it,,Can you still have a little discipline?,,

"It seems that the only way to summon these guards and call them back is in ancient Egyptian, and to manipulate them in Mandarin." The fat man was like a child who had found a new toy, smirking and directing the guards to do all kinds of two-way actions.

Like what

"Twist it all for Lao Tzu, and twist your ass a little coquettishly." The fat man stomped his feet and yelled at the sky,

"Roar,." The five guards responded in unison, half-crouching and twisting their buttocks,

or

"Little ones, let Lao Tzu dismantle the statue of Anubis, three of them, and the other two for Lao Tzu to slap Anubis's old face with his hands." The fat man shouted triumphantly,

"Roar,." The five guards responded in unison, destroying the statue of Anubis with the speed of the wind.

To get back to the point, I'm curious, these things can understand Mandarin, it's like a heifer on a plane, and the cow v is forced to the sky.

Old Song Le walked to the fat man's side and said with a smile: "Fat brother, let me have a while." ”

"Okay, let's play." The fat man nodded and handed the golden bottle to Lao Song,

That's when something strange happened,

When Lao Song's hand just touched the golden bottle, the movements of those guards suddenly stopped, and they stood motionless.

"What's the matter, it's broken." Lao Song scratched his head, his face was depressed,

"No, I'll try." The fat man also felt strange, took the golden bottle back, and looked at it carefully,

Strange to say, when the golden bottle returned to the fat man's hands, the group of guards returned to their original state and continued to destroy the statue of Anubis.

Dad was also curious, pointed to the golden bottle and said, "This won't be just a little fat man." ”

Hearing this, I was stunned, and suddenly remembered the scene a few minutes ago,

It's like the blood of the fat man is stained with the golden bottle, and then he can command these things.

"Could it be the reason why the fat man's blood touched the golden bottle?"

The rest of the people nodded when they heard this, it seems that there is really a bit of possibility.

"Since this is the reason, it is normal for those guards to understand Chinese, and the current fat man is their master." Dad laughed and said: "It's the same as the head lowering the master to raise a little ghost, no matter which country you are, as long as it recognizes the master, you can understand Martian." ”

"Fatty, take a step forward." Lao Song snatched the golden bottle and shouted with a serious face,

"Here." The fat man walked up with a glorious face,

"From today on, you are no longer a soy sauce product, I give you the bottle of Anubis in the name of the pride of Longhu Mountain and Song Ren, I hope you will work hard in the future and not live up to our expectations." Old Song raised his arms and shouted,

"Yes, to live up to your expectations." The fat man shouted excitedly,

This kind of scene makes us all want to beat people, Lao Song and the fat man are on our blacklist,

Can you be a little more boring,

Actually, I think it's good that the fat brother has this thing, at least he can defend himself.

Many secret realms are too dangerous, but having this bottle is much safer,

"Okay, okay, now that we've all solved the trouble, it's time to find the baby." Johnson laughed, stood up and stretched,

"Fatty, if you have this, you can rob a bank." Six Fingers teased,

Dad glanced at Six Fingers angrily, and said with a wry smile: "I bet that as long as he dares to put these things on the street, he will be destroyed by the state immediately." ”

"Some things are destined to be unsightly, you learn something." Dad sighed,

As soon as we said this, we all smiled bitterly, but when it came to our hearts,

Six fingers are tomb robbers, it's normal to see the light, we are learning to save people, but it is also said to be superstitious,

Sometimes, when I think of this, I feel very painful, his uncle,

"Have we forgotten something, there's no way out here, we have to climb back from that rope." The GI muttered,

I suddenly forgot about this stubble

Hurriedly stood up and walked around the cave for a while, everyone was helpless,

Sure enough, there was no way out, only to go back the way he came,

"I'm afraid of fart, don't we still have coolies." Dad smiled mysteriously,

After a minute, I finally understood what my father said, and I also understood his lewd smile,

Tell the fat man to command a guard to go up and untie the rope, and stand beside Pharaoh's golden coffin, and hold it tightly with his hands.

We were like taking an elevator, and we were easily pulled up by the guards one by one, without even a drop of sweat.

Everyone is very happy, after all, it is much easier than expected, but the fat man is not happy,

Crying and looking left and right around the guards, for fear that we would tire the guards,

"It's time to turn over." The fat man sneered and opened the door of the stone room, and the dense mummies outside the stone door also came into our eyes.

"Kill me, and leave no armor behind." Raise your hand and wave, showing your superior demeanor,

At this moment, it is no longer possible to describe our mood with the word happy, at least we have to use the ability to describe ecstasy.

Let these grandchildren bully us, it's time to be chopped to pieces by the guards.

It was really happy to see that we all applauded involuntarily,

For a while, the applause was thunderous and enduring, and the fat man smiled proudly,

I have to say, fortunately there are these five big brothers, otherwise we would be really choked,

There are seventy or eighty mummies outside the stone gate, and even the corridors are full, just like him.

Even the guards of Anubis took more than ten minutes to clean up,

If it's us doing it, tsk, it's a shiver to think about, but it's okay

"Let's go back the way we came, and tell the people above to come down and get something." Johnson was secretly relieved to see that he was safe,

"Let's go, we'll go home after collecting the money."