I was speechless for a long time and said, "Anyway, you can come here, okay, that's it." ”

"Wait, big brother." The stopped me: "There is one more thing, my cousin Chen Nuo is no longer studying, I want to take him to Dongning City to travel, see the rural scenery, and learn pig raising techniques." ”

"Travel! Do you really think I'm letting you come over to play? It's dangerous here, and if you don't do it, you'll die! No one can bring it, you rush over immediately, otherwise your salary will be deducted! I threatened viciously.

Sure enough, as soon as the heard the word salary deduction, he immediately didn't dare to mention his cousin's matter, and promised to go to the train station immediately and come over as soon as possible!

After hanging up the phone, I was still muttering, what the hell, your cousin has something to do with me raising pigs...... Just as I was muttering, Xu Xiaoling walked in with a bowl of Chinese medicine, and I hurriedly took it: "Thank you, Sister Xiaoling." ”

"You're welcome, look at you, like a mummy." Xu Xiaoling made a joke.

It is true that my entire upper body is covered with bandages, and I also have wounds on my face, so I also have bandages on my face. Looking at Xu Xiaoling's smiling face, I pretended to sigh and said, "Sister Xiaoling, the wound on my face may leave a scar, and I won't be able to soak in the future, you will be responsible." ”

Xu Xiaoling said softly: "Okay, okay, I'm responsible, come, take the medicine first......"

Therefore, although the hero saves the beauty is an old section of the dirt, the so-called trick is not old, as long as it is useful! Although I was injured this time, Xu Xiaoling's feelings for me deepened, and it was almost time for me to marry Cheng Dù.

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Two days later, Dongning City Railway Station.

The water ghost didn't come to take revenge in the past two days, I took the opportunity to draw a lot of charms, and the arrived soon, and I came to pick him up.

I have to say that Zhang Zixuan's gold sore medicine is so good that in just two days, my wounds are all scabbed, and according to him, the wounds will not leave scars.

Soon, I saw the figure of the!

He was wearing a Fan Diezhe suit with an original price of 38,000 and a discount of 15 after a discount, with a small black leather bag under his arm, and he looked at the 'Laborland' watch from time to time, as if he was a successful person in a hurry, but the big green pants under him completely destroyed his image as a successful person.

The walked up to me, looked at the bandages on my face, and said earnestly: "Big brother, I have already told you to read less yellow books, you just don't believe it, you see, now your face is paralyzed, right?" ”

I made a slot on the spot, who can read the yellow book to see facial paralysis? But soon, the answered the question for me.

The said: "My cousin has similar symptoms to you, he has seen too many yellow films, and he often has intermittent facial paralysis. ”

I was speechless on the spot, the cousin of the is really talented......

The looked left and right and whispered, "Big brother, I've brought you a gift!" ”

"What, what, what a gift? So mysterious? I was afraid that he would cheat me, so I asked with a stammer.

The cheap male god mysteriously took out two green hats from the small leather bag under his armpit and asked, "Big brother, do you know this?!" ”

I was silent for more than ten seconds, and said in a hoarse voice: "The color is good......"

The put one of them on his head and said, "Big brother, you watched "Haier Brothers" when you were a child, right? There was a little boy named Claude inside, his hat was green, and the letter K was printed on it, and this hat was the same as his! After wearing this hat, we will be, and in the future, you will be Brother Haier, and I will be Brother Haier! As he spoke, the put another hat on my head.

I've been completely petrified and forgot to stop the's move.

When I walked out of the train station, I wanted to take off my hat several times, but I was stopped by the, who said: "Brother Haier, although the green hat is not very good, green has another meaning, that is, environmental protection!" We want to be non-mainstream, we can't care about other people's eyes! ”

I was about to cry, tears rolled in my eyes and said: "Brother Haier, I beg you, you just need to protect the environment yourself, you can let me go!" ”

"Brother Haier, you don't like green? Well, next time I'll send you a 'Vomit Man' mask. ”

Bringing the cheap man back to the board room, the hats of the two of us instantly attracted everyone's attention, and what made me speechless was that Cheng Dong asked me where I bought the hat, and he also wanted to buy one.

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The is here, and sleeping at night is a problem again, my room is a double bed, do you want us two old men to sleep together?

Xu Xiaoling joked: "Didn't you always say that you want to squeeze?" Someone squeezed with you tonight. ”

I cried and said with a sad face: "Sister Xiaoling, the has smelly feet, you should squeeze me, I am an injured person, I deserve special treatment!" ”

"You're beautiful." Xu Xiaoling said, I don't want to think about it.

In the end, I decided to give my room to Xu Xiaoling and Doudou, and I went to their room with the and slept in bunk beds.

In the past few days, Xu Xiaoling has personally boiled medicine for me every day, and after taking the medicine, I have not had any more nosebleeds.

In my conversation with Zhang Zixuan a few days ago, I had already told him my guess that water ghosts would not appear in barren mountains and mountains for no reason, so I felt that there seemed to be something wrong with that stream, and that water ghost was even more problematic.

The injury is almost healed, and the is here, so I decided to go to the creek tomorrow!

The old liar is right, the cheap man is really too talented for cultivation, I taught him how to draw yang and yin charms before leaving, this thing said, after he painted dozens of times, he can achieve 100% success, and his black bag, there are more than 500 charms, my eyes almost didn't fly out......

Therefore, in addition to being a little cheap, this b is still very powerful in other aspects......

The next day.

Zhang Zixuan wanted to send two bodyguards to help, but I refused, because the bodyguards not only can't help, but they may also help.

I know that Zhang Zixuan wants to find the treasure of the 'cultivator', and he is afraid that I will swallow it alone, so before leaving, I said to him like this: "Brother Zhang, don't worry, if you find something, I will definitely notify you as soon as possible, I will leave now, and I will rush back to drink medicine at night." ”

I mean, I'm going to have to come back in the evening to drink the medicine, and even if I do find any tombs, I won't have time to go in and explore.

The wears a green hat, and he strongly recommends that I take it with me in the morning, but I refuse, the color is too environmentally friendly, I can't stand it!

Leaving at five o'clock in the morning, we rode for about six hours before we came to the location where we had found the water ghost last time, and I said, "Jiannan, I was haunted by the water ghost here last time, you can naturally see the ghost, see if it is nearby?" ”

The looked around and said, "Big brother, except for a few fish bones, I didn't find anything." ”

Not here? So where will it go? I thought about it for a while and decided to draw it out.

The method is very simple, ghosts like yin, no matter how far away, they can sense the storage of yin, so as long as I make some yin, it will come out obediently.

I said to the, "Ignite ten yin talismans and use yin qi to draw them out!" ”

The agreed, took out ten yin talismans, and posed what he thought was handsome.

'Huh~~' When the Yin Charm is burned, it will produce a strong Yin Qi, and when the ten pieces are burned together, the Yin Qi will be even more.

After burning the Yin Talisman, I waited for five or six minutes, but the water ghost did not appear, so I took out 20 Yin Talismans from my pocket and lit them all!

This time it worked! Three minutes after igniting, the water ghost appeared! The pointed upstream and said, "It's coming, it's coming!" The water ghost is coming! ”

I hurriedly wiped the cow's tears on my eyes, and sure enough, I saw the water ghost with the sharp-beaked monkey gills, and after it saw me, it showed an angry look and shouted: "Baga~"

"Jap!" The pointed at it and said.

I corrected: "It's not a Japanese devil, it's a Japanese ghost." ”

Last time, I found out that this ghost looks a little weird, but today I realized that he was a Japanese ghost! However, how did the Japanese become water ghosts here? It's really incomprehensible, if you want to know the truth, you can only arrest him and torture him, and this guy has done a lot of evil, maybe how many Chinese compatriots have been harmed, and he must be made to taste the bitterness!

But there is a creek here, and where there is water is its chassis, if it is hard, I and the will definitely not be able to do it, so on the way here, the and I discussed a variety of countermeasures......

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Countermeasure 1: Radical Method! Use words to lure each other out of the stream!

Whose language is the most lethal? This person is a cheap man! Every word he says makes people feel the urge to vomit blood, and if he uses the agitation method, he will definitely succeed in provoking the other party!

But at present, the countermeasures are not working, and the other party is a TM Japanese ghost, and it is estimated that he cannot understand Chinese.

But the brother said something next, and I was petrified on the spot!

"Ya, Ya Butterfly~~ to reach one, to reach one oh ~~" The tries to communicate with the other party in Japanese.

It's too loud! Even the Japanese ghost was stunned for a moment, and I hurriedly stopped the: "Countermeasure one is useless!" Use countermeasure 2 instead! ”

Otherwise, I'm afraid that I haven't attracted the Japanese ghost yet, so I'll vomit first.

Countermeasure 2: Attack from behind! Let the dance in front of him to attract the attention of the water ghost, and I took the opportunity to go around his back and deal a fatal blow to it!

The nodded and agreed to use countermeasure two!

I saw him caressing his chest with both hands, looking at the water ghost with charming eyes, and screaming in waves: "Oba~~" and then danced the ** swan dance! His toes hit the ground and his arms were raised high, revealing his slender armpit hair! I almost threw up before I could hold back, so I quickly covered my mouth and looked in the direction of the water ghost.

Sure enough, the water ghost was also stunned! The visual impact of the is too strong! His battle stats have exceeded 5!!

(Oba means 'brother' in Korean.) ）