Mei Ping put the book in her hand on the dining table heavily, leaned forward, propped up on the table with one hand, her eyes glared at Shangguan fiercely, as if she could make fire, and said, "Where is my USB flash drive, say, where is my USB flash drive!" ”

There is really a bit of underground spies torturing [***] people's aura.

"Huh?" Shangguan smiled, trying to ease the overly tense air, and then said, "I'll give it back to you, I'll give it back to you." ”

Mei Ping's eyes showed a hint of disappointment.

It seems that things are developing differently than she expected, maybe before, she thought that Shangguan would "swear to the death", and then she could use some unconventional methods she mastered to torture the other party well, and finally let the other party "bend into a trick"...... Well, that's right, that kind of thing will definitely bring more fulfillment.

But I didn't expect that the man in front of me, although he had made himself so miserable before, now he had no backbone at all, and he surrendered all of a sudden, hum, what a little white face!

She showed a look of disdain and said, "Then get the things out quickly, don't talk so much nonsense." ”

What an aura of a royal sister.

Shangguan obediently touched the back pocket of his trouser pocket, but suddenly patted his head and said, "Ah...... The USB flash drive is no longer in my possession. ”

This is good, Mei Ping finally seized the opportunity, pulled Shangguan's collar with one hand, shook Shangguan back and forth, and said, "Do you say it or not, say it or not......

A few boys walking by happened to see this scene, and one of the slightly taller classmates shook his head and said, "See, have a girlfriend in the future, don't look for such a fierce one, otherwise, something will happen as soon as possible." ”

Mei Ping glared at these people, and the boys hurriedly walked away. Then, she used the same frequency and continued to perform "shaking".

……

Half a minute later, Shangguan felt that his eyes were blurry, and he was already a little dizzy when he saw everything.

"You give me another good thought, do you want to say it or not." Mei Ping's hands also seemed to be a little tired, she temporarily let go of Shangguan and gently shook her wrist twice.

Shangguan's whole person was shaking slightly, as if he was seasick, and he said innocently: "I didn't say it, I just told you honestly, the USB flash drive is really not with me." ”

"It's really not you?" Mei Ping's tone of suspicion.

"It's really not in my ......" Shangguan was already frightened by this girl, so he quickly stepped back, leaned on the back of the chair tightly, and said, "Then the USB disk, give it to ...... I collected it from the teacher. ”

It turned out that when Tan Feng, the head of the department, rushed over last time, in addition to calling Shangguan's parents to the school, of course, he had also confiscated the criminal credentials, that is, the black USB flash drive. Now, the USB flash drive should lie firmly in Tan Feng's drawer.

"Why did you collect it from the teacher?" Mei Ping continued to question.

There are still quite a lot of people in the cafeteria at noon, and to be honest, this is really not a pleasant environment for chatting. But now Shangguan Yi can't manage so much, and he was so bored in class in 1510, and then how he was curious about the content of the USB flash drive, and finally found out how much he despised the A film (this paragraph was made up by himself), and finally "monitored" the USB flash drive with a righteous mentality, but was "misunderstood" by the teacher in the process, and finally, it became what it is now.

"You idiot, what are you doing watching a movie in class!" After Mei Ping listened, she scolded directly in a complaining tone.

Shangguan laughed dryly a few times and coped with the scene.

"We've got to figure out a way...... Mei Ping sat down on the table, not worrying about how ugly her posture was. She scratched the hair on her head a few times and said, "Let's go and steal it back, how about it?" ”

"Huh?" Shangguan smiled bitterly twice, "I don't want to be arrested again for stealing a movie, then I will definitely be expelled." ”

"Then let's rob that Director Tan and force him to return the things to us." Mei Ping came up with a second idea.

- Come on, that's worse than theft.

- Look at you, this woman is also a stupid reading girl, how to do things like a bandit.

Shangguan's chin had fallen to the ground weakly, and seeing his expression, Mei Ping of course knew that the other party was holding an "opposed" position.

"Then what should I do...... Mei Ping glanced at Shangguan, twisted her body "shyly", and said, "Is it ...... Do you want me to seduce him? ”

Shangguan felt a wave of nausea in his heart. He glanced at the girl's airport-like figure, the earthy clothes that looked a little like her mother's generation, and the style of acting that didn't understand the amorous style, and couldn't help but gasp, almost vomiting the meal he ate last night.

"Hahaha, just kidding, don't be so serious." Mei Ping laughed and patted Shangguan, "I'm not such a woman. ”

In order to prevent her from giving herself more fatal suggestions, Shangguan quickly interrupted the other party and said, "Come on, I'll figure out a way by myself and let the head of the department return the USB flash drive to me." ”

"Are you sure?" Mei Ping asked.

This matter is in Shangguan's heart, and it is nothing at all. But he still nodded immediately and said, "Well, I'm sure." ”

So, the girl named Mei Ping asked Shangguan to take out her student ID card like a police officer checking her household registration, registered his basic information, asked him which dormitory he lived in, and left his mobile phone number, which made her feel a little relieved and said, "How long ago can you get it back?" ”

"Two or three weeks." Shangguan said.

"What?" Mei Ping's volume increased an octave, clapped her hands, and said, "Then I'll figure it out myself, my USB flash drive is in a hurry to use it." ”

Shangguan wanted to say in his heart, you only have one A movie in your USB flash drive, so you are in such a hurry to use it, do you want to do something bad......

But he didn't dare to say this, only he smiled and said, "Hehe, hehe, I mean two or three days, two or three days." ”

Mei Ping left angrily like a big sister in the underworld. After leaving, she gave a good order, and said, "You must bring me the things back, hmph, otherwise, I won't let you go." ”

Watching the girl leave with great force, Shangguan let out a long breath.

"It's really back today." Shangguan slapped his thigh and swept away all the food on the plate that was already cold and a little hard, and then walked out of the cafeteria in a terrible mood.

Because it is summer, the sun in Changsha pours down from the sky like fire, and the whole ground is baked hot, which makes the mood of pedestrians on the road even more irritable. Shangguan bought a glass of Coke and walked while sucking it, the icy aura of the Coke barely eased the troubles in his heart.

He glanced at the beautiful senior sister who passed by him a few times, and then he muttered, "What can I do now?" In two or three days, it's impossible to get the USB flash drive back from that dead Tan Feng......"

He made such a mistake, so Tan Feng still had to make an example of the chickens and monkeys, and establish his own authority, how could he suddenly return things to himself...... Besides, it's a weekend tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, so can we get things out just this Friday afternoon?

I don't know if it's a coincidence, Shangguan's mobile phone rang at this time. Shangguan took a look, it was an unfamiliar landline, picked it up, and only heard a stern voice over there say: "Shangguan Yi, I'm Tan Feng, you come to my office in the afternoon to lie down." ”

"What? What's the matter, Mr. Tan? Shangguan felt that this was too evil, could the other party hear that he was saying bad things about him? Because of the weakness of his heart, Shangguan's teeth were trembling.

"The parent information you registered in the education system is a bit outdated, you can come over in the afternoon to fill it in, and then write a 5,000-word review here by the way, and reflect on your mistakes." Tan Feng finished his words, and no longer gave the other party a chance to defend himself, it seemed that in his world, students who made mistakes were like prisoners, and they had no legal rights at all. He continued: "You can come over in the afternoon, come over at half past two, don't be late for me." ”

Then, the phone was hung up.

"Your sister!" After Shangguan was sure that the call had really ended, he jumped up and scolded, venting the unhappiness in his heart. But his move happened to spill the Coke in his hand again and got it on his pants, so to speak, it can be said that he finally harmed others and himself.

"Your sister!" Now it's really time to scold your sister.

Shangguan looked at his pants, and his mood became even more irritable.

At noon, he rushed back to take a shower, turned on the fan that didn't seem to be cool at all, and lay on the mat on the top bunk. In the dormitory, the game men were fighting in full swing, and from time to time some idiotic lines such as "cover me", "rush, rush", "ah, say, I hanged", Shangguan was not in the mood to pay attention to them, he was annoyed.

He closed his eyes slightly, thinking back to the predicament he was facing and whether there was a good solution.

He remembers that when he was a diligent freshman, he was a student who liked to go to the library. At that time, he seemed to have read a Carnegie series of books, which said that when you are faced with a difficult situation, you should first think about what the worst-case scenario is, and then try to ask yourself, "Can I accept this situation?" "If you are mentally prepared to accept the worst in advance, then the whole person will suddenly be enlightened! In such a situation, it is much easier and more effective to think about the question of "what can be done to effectively improve your predicament......

"Well, that sounds good." Shangguan was finally glad that he was a cultural person, and said to himself: "Then I'll try it." ”

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Today is the weekend, and I still have more than 40 essences in my hands, and students who want to leave a message in the book review area, and I will send them all out, hehe.